Make I add this one join for naija simp memes (that's all he really has in his incel arsenal)
Thank you jare. I appreciate. You'll have to wonder just how miserable his offline life is, if his online life is full of reject and scorn.
I'm sure a brothel whore_ who charges 500 Naira, won't fbck logicbitch even if he gifted her 2k, which he obviously don't have, because he believes paying 4k for movies makes him a rich man. Online village reject. May God punish you, logicbitch.
Ishilove: Spank my ass, you raging tiger, you!! 😉😉😉
easy there ma'am, we don't want logicbitch and baddestidiot getting angry with their right hand because no women on Nairaland will flirt with them, talkless of even replying their posts. 😁
Ishilove: Werey. How many men have I flirted with? Even if I flirt with men how is it your problem or concern? Why are you carrying the matter of my flirting on your head like gala in traffic? You see how jobless you are?
On the matter of me "arguing all over Nairaland with kids" , kindly point out the kids I've been arguing with (don't count yourself please. Your mentality is more puerile than the average kid's) or forever shut that gaping, spittle dripping hole you call a mouth.
As for the bolded, make up your mind. Am I 40 or not? If I attend Shiloh this year, I will attend it with my full chest and I will even invite you join so that you can pray the stupidity out of your destiny.
Oponu radarada.
I like how that child makes general statements and stick to it as if someone stamped "baddestguyp is an idiot on his forehead".
majesticguy: This is totally wrong. So age and year of graduation are now the criteria for maturity, sound judgment and acceptance of public opinion. So according to you, if one fails to meet the above criteria you're a kid, ignorant and your opinions shouldn't be considered should you have a debate with many a man older than you.
In your bid to get back at the young lad for whatever beef you might have with him, you ended up insulting(yeah, I find it very insulting and it's totally not cool) a whole lot of folks here and making a ridicule of yourself.
Let's focus on the emboldened. Now compare the late Chinua Achebe or Wole Soyinka to the likes of mynd 44 or Seun Osewa, I want to know what your thoughts are. 😁
Beside, there's a popular saying: "wetin old man bend down look, if small pikin climb palm tree look, him no fit see wetin the old man see". 😁😁😁
phr0nesis: If a person was born in 2000, that person will be about 23 by now. At 23, he is already an adult. He probably watched it when he was around 6-10. Add that to 23, you get a 29-33 year old. If a 29 year old has no business being on social media, what age would you consider appropriate? 50? I hope you are aware social media was targeted at young people and not for oldies.
probably you say, that's the key word. Now let's key into that word. Compare that to someone who watched the movie when he or she was 17 or even 18, add that to 23 what will who get?
Now the onus is, between someone in their late 20's and someone in their early or mid 40's, who do you think society will take their opinion serious, especially the opinion that is riddled with all manner of ignorance?
Or, you want to compare someone who graduated in the 90's to someone who graduated in year 2021?
Social media was targeted for young people, no doubt, this is why you see and read all manner of ignorant and God awful things on social media.
Wow. I honestly didn't finish reading this news because I am repulsed by the action of the owner of that hotel. How in the name of whatever God you serve do you believe you can blatantly take laws into your own hands.
Her account didn't balance, yet she paid the money and the owner still locked her up! This is how many Nigerians behave, they believe because the have money they can do and undo.
I commend the family for seeking justice, and not accepting any monetary compensation, from the owner of that hotel. Let all those who have a hand in the death of that girl go to court and face trial. This should be a very good lesson for them.
Ishilove: That's one of the domino effects of social media freedom
DomiNo effect or not, kids have no business being on social media. This is why I'm a strong advocate of social media regulation. Like how can one have an opinion on something one is completely ignorant of? Does it even make sense. This is where we find ourselves in social media....
Baddestguyp: what's that supposed to mean? You know it's a year 2000 movie right?
Of course I know it's a 2000 movie.
The deal is you watching a year 2000 movie in your childhood. So how old will you be now. This explains why you debate the way you do, because you're still a child.
Anas09: the tenet which most white garment churches are built on is the same as the tenet many churches are built on. You mean the Christian Church has a connection to water bodies where spiritual baths are done. Where sacrifices are done? There is no white Garment Church that does have dealings with the marine. Where in the Bible are we as Christians enjoined to always go to the water bodies for activities? Does YHWH live under the sea? Pls give me references.
where in the bible are we as christians told to commit adultery, fornication, tell lies, engage in fraud, engage in incest and the likes? You said White garment churches engage in visiting the marine for sacrifices and the likes, now this is you generalizing. Just because a few do this, does it give you the right to generalize and say the whole white garment churches do this?
The tenet which Nigeria is built on is Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress but you and I can say it's a far cry from the way many Nigerians act. I know. It's a different thing for a law to be given, it's a different thing for that law to be adhered to. Adam is a very prime example for that. But, that's not the case with the white Garment churches. Take The Celestial Church for example. How was it founded? I mean the encounter that birthed it.
The leader was in the forest believed to be praying. There was a solar eclipse, when it cleared off, in his presence was a Yellow Snake, a Yellow monkey an d a multicolored birth. He was transfixed and couldn't talk. He heard a supernatural voice which spoke and said 'Luli'. He received an inspiration or may I say interpretation of the meaning to be 'The Grace of Jesus Christ'. Check Luli in Aramaic, Hebrew or Greek. The three languages of the Bible, you will never find that lexicon in those languages.
Amongst the initiates (Inner circle) of the Celestial Church, it's believed that Oshoffa's powers comes from the Snake.
The last time a snake appeared to a human speaking with a human voice, we know who was hiding behind the serpent.
My biggest question is 'What with the Marine?'
Like I said above, to use the actions of a select few to judge the majority is very wrong of you.
Oshoffa's experience when he founded the Celestial Church is Oshoffa's experience, I wasn't there and it's not in my place to judge that experience. For the fact you judge that experience show the kind of christian you are, you're the kind who is self righteous and overtly holy.
You're quick to criticize the doings of white garment churches, yet you haven't criticized the actions of other churches who wholeheartedly do such awful things in the name of Christianity.
Salvation they say, it's personal, seek your own salvation and leave others to seek theirs.
IngeniousLeez: It's called a grenade launcher. It doesn't necessarily uses a bullet. Instead it uses an explosive projectile.
If you're talking about bullets, then maybe you talking about the type John Wick used in this latest installment that sent goons flying and catching fire. That type is a gun with incendiary bullets.
And yes they're all real weapons and used extensively on the battlefield.
Anas09: I agree, evil people or unreasonable people who join associations or organizations carrying on with their previous held values, are in every church. But, that's not the case here. The point under review here is the tenets upon which the white Garment churches are built on.
the tenet which most white garment churches are built on is the same as the tenet many churches are built on.
The tenet which Nigeria is built on is Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress but you and I can say it's a far cry from the way many Nigerians act.
In Islam for example, there's a branch of Islam called Sofism. Sofism is a metaphysical sec (the practice of spiritism) within Islam which deals with black magic, enchantments and spells. In Nigeria here, the Alphas are into that Branch of islam. They practice Spiritism using the umbrella of Islam. This sec was morphed into Islam from the Druid religion when Islam conquered the Middle East, they continued their practices inside Islam. Will you now say Wahabism, the Shi'at sec, the Sunna Islam and the other branches are practicing black magic? No. But, you can't erase the fact that satanic agenda is being fostered inside Islam.
Black magic is the base of Sofi Islam, so if anyone wants to say SoFism is not satanic in Islam, then we wld have to go right back to the beginning and check.[quote]which particular sect in Islam practice this sofism you so speak of?
[quotemNow, back to Christianity and the the peculiar belief system of the White Garment churches and their practices in Nigeria, will you say they stand solely on the commandments of the Bible as handed down from the Lord Jesus Christ?.
Yes I can, and I will say they stand solely on and are built on the commandments and guidelines laid down by Moses and Jesus Christ.
Well, if you say some individuals amongst them are falsifying scriptures, hence planting heresies in the church, let us also go back to their founders and their individual specific encounters which let to them starting the churches? Was it God indeed who called them, or an Angel appeared to them? If an Angel appeared to them, can we say what they were told aligns with the dictates of scriptures?
Oh I see. Tell me, didn't an angel appear to Mary the mother of Jesus and tell her she's going to give birth to Jesus?
Didn't an angel also appear to Joseph telling him Mary was going to give birth to Jesus?
So tell me, if an angel can appear to Mary and Joseph telling them Jesus will be born, why can't an angel appear to the founders of white garment churches?
As regard the emboldened, I can also ask you the same pertaining to other men of God in Nigeria, particularly those in pentecostal churches, who or what appeared to them telling them to start these churches?
Danburuwa: Nigerian Journalist, David Hundeyin, has accused the president of Nigeria, Bola Tinubu of submitting fake Chicago State University Certificate to INEC.
This is coming, after the Presidential Election Petitions Court admitted certified copies of the academic and work records of President Bola Tinubu tendered by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and its candidate, Atiku Abubakar.
Hundeyin said, “What I really want to see is how the Appeal Court and Supreme Court judges will manage to wriggle out of giving a remotely sensible judgment, given the ridiculous way that Bola Tinubu went about submitting forgeries as the hubris-filled fool that he is.
WTF is this guy's problem, Chicago state university have said Bola Tinubu graduated from the university, yet this glorified noise maker doesn't want to admit it, he keeps going on about fake this and that, just to deceive those who want to be deceived.
Thuglife2020: We still have a long way to go in this country regarding police brutality. This happened on 16th to 17th of June, 2023.
This happened in Ado-Ekiti.
Admin, please, push to front page
This is an account of the events that unfolded yesterday night.
We received a call from a friend at approximately 9pm, informing us of their arrest for an alleged assault on a civilian and urgently requesting our presence at the police station that same night.
We promptly proceeded to the station, where we encountered several police officers stationed at the entrance. They inquired about the purpose of our visit, and we explained that we were there to support our arrested friend. Upon our explanation, we were granted access to the premises.
Upon reaching the designated area, we encountered a group of officers, and a female officer assumed responsibility for assisting us. She informed us that the suspect was unavailable for visitation at that particular time and advised us to return the following day. Despite our attempts to persuade her otherwise, she remained steadfast in her decision. Consequently, three of us departed and waited outside, while one individual who had initially accompanied us continued to engage in conversation with the female officer. Unfortunately, all his efforts to persuade her were futile.
At that point, I noticed a worrisome escalation in the woman's demeanor, suggesting that she intended to exacerbate the situation. Sensing trouble, I stepped aside and retrieved my phone. As soon as the police officers noticed that I had my phone out, they swiftly approached and confiscated it, subsequently grabbing me by my clothing and forcibly dragging me back into the police station alongside my friend.
Inside the station, the woman locked the door and immediately began accusing us of attacking the officers present. Another officer arrived, and without giving us an opportunity to explain our side of the story, he resorted to physical violence, repeatedly slapping us and demanding that we sit on the floor. The officer then escorted us to his office, where we had a brief conversation with him about the purpose of our visit. The DPO came, and he inquired about the individual who had taken out their phone during the intense argument, and I acknowledged that it was me. Consequently, he instructed one of the officers to detain me while allowing my friends to leave. These events transpired within the confines of the police station.
The officer led me to the counter, with the DPO (Divisional Police Officer) accompanying us. Upon reaching the counter, my slippers were confiscated. While waiting there, before being taken to the holding cell, the female officer levied an accusation against me, claiming that I had assaulted her by pushing her. I vehemently denied the allegation, emphasizing that such an incident never occurred. During the argument, she had been holding onto my friend's clothing, while a male officer had a grip on mine because I had taken out my phone.
This denial seemed to anger the DPO, who deemed my speech aggressive and labeled me as stubborn. He threatened to teach me a lesson and asserted that I would be taken to court the following day. Subsequently, I was placed in custody. Shortly after being locked up, I was escorted out again to provide a statement. I recounted the events that transpired prior to being returned to the cell.
The following day, an officer approached me while I was still in the cell and informed me that the DPO had decided to release me on the condition that I offer an apology. I firmly and unequivocally expressed to the officer that the DPO was fully aware of the events that transpired the previous night and that my confinement was merely a result of my refusal to comply. I made it clear that I was not prepared to apologize to the DPO for something I did not do, as it would be an infringement upon my rights.
The officer realized that I was not willing to comply with the demand. Despite this, the DPO ordered my release. If I had committed a grave offense, I would have been willing to apologize, but I firmly believed that my rights had been violated, and I refused to apologize for something I did not perpetrate.
Later on, another officer arrived to effect my release and escorted me upstairs. This officer informed me that the DPO had instructed him to prepare my case file as I would be taken to court. I was taken aback by this development, as I questioned the basis for such action. What charges would be brought against me? From where did these accusations arise? The officer responsible for preparing the case file was fully aware of the actual events that took place, yet he had to adhere to the instructions given to him.
Subsequently, another officer entered the scene and proceeded to read both my statement from the previous night and the statement provided by the female officer involved in the incident. This officer expressed a refusal to accept the contents of my statement, citing that I had included too much detail. To my astonishment, he presented a different statement and instructed me to complete it according to his guidance.
It became evident to me that he intended for me to incriminate myself by accepting responsibility for assaulting the police officer. When he began posing questions and directing me on what to write, I firmly stated that everything that had transpired had already been documented in my initial statement, and that was the only account I would repeat. This response infuriated him, and he accused me of being stubborn, threatening that they would take punitive action against me.
Meanwhile, my friends had arrived at the station and were working towards resolving the situation. They sought an audience with the DPO, engaging in conversation to explain the circumstances. The DPO instructed them to retrieve me, and they proceeded to the office where I was writing the statement. They accompanied me to the DPO's office, where the female police officer was also present.
The DPO requested that the woman provide an account of what had transpired the previous night. Unfortunately, she proceeded to fabricate numerous falsehoods in front of my friends, taking advantage of their intervention in the matter. She accused me of assaulting her; and my friends, despite recognizing the untruthfulness of her claims, were unable to intervene as their primary objective was to secure my release.
The individual accused me of assault, and my friends, who were present, had to prioritize my removal from the situation. Consequently, despite any claims made by the accuser, I acknowledge my involvement in the alleged incident. However, I was only afforded a brief opportunity to speak before being instructed to remain silent.
This led to a situation where everyone, including myself, showed deference (prostrate) to the District Police Officer (DPO), who subsequently ordered my release.
Before my release, I was required to sign a document indicating my understanding, and a friend who accompanied me was also asked to sign a similar undertaking. Reluctantly, I was compelled to accept responsibility for assaulting a police officer in uniform while they were on duty. My mugshots were taken. Although I was disinclined to accept this, I recognized that declining or asserting my rights would likely result in continued detention.
Before leaving, there were extensive discussions among the on-duty police officers regarding the incident. Some even directly stated to me that I had assaulted a police officer. However, my friends strongly advised me against defending myself, as they feared the repercussions of challenging the prevailing narrative.
It was apparent that these officers had formed their opinions solely based on the statement provided by the accuser, without expressing any interest in hearing my side of the story. Interestingly, the officers who were present during the incident and were aware of my innocence chose to remain silent, abstaining from participating in the discussions.
which police station did this happen and what is the name of the police officer?
You have every right to seek redress. The statement you signed can be debunked as you can say you signed it under duress and gross harassment.
Your friends made a grave error in getting you to accept you assaulted the female police woman.
If you want to pursue this, contact Benjamin Hundeyin on Twitter and tag this post. I'm sure he will do something about it.
Anas09: No, that's not what I mean. I really don't know much about them, except what I have read about them, (Who their founders were, and the encounters they had before starting the organizations).
They all have connections with water. Sacrificing to the water or besides the water mostly at nights.
The summoning and the seemingly worship (adulation) of Angels which the Bible highly prohibits.
But, I will like for someone to put me through. Is what I have read and what I have listened to people say lies?
Far back, in this forum, there has been very serious discussions about the operations of the white Garment churches. Their former members (deep insiders and elders) revealed not so comfortable (unchristian) practices going on there.
Like I said, Pastor David came out from there. He was born and raised inside. Some of his family I believe are still there. So, he shd know what he is talking about.
Is. There any church in Nigeria where insane and ungodly practices doesn't happen? Why single out white garment churches?
billion and billion being shared, yet we don't see how this money that is shared is being used. Our roads are death traps, no basic amenities and the air we even breathe isn't even fresh (for those living in Lagos) na WA oh.
If he's looking for real, he should go and watch Extraction 2, heck even that isn't real. He should tell us which Hollywood flick is real. Even the Outpost and Lone Survivor that is based on true life event isn't real when the events entered Hollywood.
Dude should take a chill pill and look out his window. Maybe he'll find some real event watching his wife take out the trash.
abduleez1: Special thanks to everyone that wished me well on my special day. Kaycee7, Oyaskii, pu7pl3, Naijamemes, Phronesis, Bankygee big ups to you all.
omenka: We all knew it was a lie. The opposition's appetite for bad news got the best of them on this one.
Let's hope it is bad news. I won't out it pass government to do this, it's always been known that Nigerian government don't give a damn about the masses who voted them into office.