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Politics › Re: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by ShaqFu: 11:03am On Jul 15, 2023
I'm curious,. How did they arrive at the figure of N8,000?
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Agriculture Sector Won't Develop If We Continue This Way by ShaqFu: 6:18pm On Jul 14, 2023
CodeTemplar:
goat like thinking.
your father.
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Agriculture Sector Won't Develop If We Continue This Way by ShaqFu: 5:36pm On Jul 14, 2023
idrisaleo1:
I have been on Cocoa Research Institute of Nigeria (CRIN) and Nigeria Institute for Oil Palm Research's (NIFOR) website respectively trying to buy Cashew Nuts Seeds and Coconut Seedlings, but I would never be able to because of some corrupt individuals working against the interest of agriculture in the country. For goodness sake, what will it cost you to have a user friendly website where payments can easily be made and my products delivered to wherever I am in the country?

These are institutes heavily subsidised and are solely established to cater for the agricultural needs of Nigeria. However, buying anything from them is near impossible as some of their workers are rumoured to resell at exorbitant prices to not so willing but powerless buyers. To make this into perspective, NIFOR sells a seedling of Coconut for 1500 and the least you can probably get that outside their walls is 2500. Some go as selling for 5000 or even more. For CRIN's cashew nuts jumbo seeds, the establishment sells for 1500 per kg and you get that around 4500 or even more from these ugly individuals.

It takes forever for them to reply your emails, the phone details are not easily seen, they most probably don't have one. The only thing that works well with lack of transparency is the desire to steal, exploit, and/or extort. Call it anything, it's most likely a negative thing.

My question will be, why do we love exploiting and wreaking havocs on ourselves? How difficult is it to be a decent human being? Are we so useless we can't seem to get anything right? I believe we can do better and we should be doing better.

Admin, please kindly move to the front page. Let their ogas respond to these allegations.
These are the people who still insult the government and call them all sort of repulsive name, forgetting whatever insult they throw at the government returns to them a thousand folds.

Bunch of bloody wankers.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback: Evi Edna Ogholi (Nigerian Female Reggae Musician) Is 57 Today by ShaqFu: 5:57pm On Jul 13, 2023
Romance › Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by ShaqFu: 3:54pm On Jul 13, 2023
jaelz:
What I Just Discovered About Women

A woman loses respect for a man or her current boyfriend once she starts getting intimate with someone that is richer and more well to do than him

Hear my story out before you judge me:

So I lost my ex about 2 months back when she became a Personal Assistant to a serving senator, I just noticed that she stopped appreciating the little money and things that I usually gave her and did for her since she started working with the senator.

She was staying at her parents house in Abuja but recently rented a place for herself and furnished it to taste, I was shocked and I asked how a girl that just started a personal assistant job with a senator and a salary of just 120k per month is able to rent a self contained apartments of about 750k per year and even furnished it to taste, she got very angry and said I should be happy for her that if I can't do it atleast she did it herself.

She has also never allowed me to stay in the house 🏠🏡 for once not to talk of coming to visit her
Well it's obvious someone else is paying her bills. With that salary, it is virtually impossible for her to maintain that apartment, probably the senator is the one paying the bills.

This is what most men do, they rent apartments for their lady friend and go their to relax and Fvck the hell out of them. Going to hotels might be risky, so apartments is what they use.

Just move on. It's the only way forward. I'm telling you, one day she'll get tired of being fvcked by different money bags and start looking for one lucky loser to wife her. No hard feeling bro, move on.
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Two Weeks Sit At Home In Lagos by ShaqFu: 7:31am On Jul 13, 2023
ekolobaba:
Nna na wa ooo
Ndigbo lagos get ready
this useless wimp of a man is living in a pipe dream. I even want to see just how effective his so called Sit at home will be in Lagos. Does he think Lagos is the South East where illiterate enforcers of Simon Ekpa roam about free and cause mayhem.

This is ridiculous. I'm sure when the indigene of Lagos give those who attempt to enforce that useless sit at home order a dirty slap, they'll start screaming "tribalism and ethnic bigotry" and what have you. This is always their stock in trade. Fvcking cowards.
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Receives Malala Yousafzai And Amina Mohammed In His Office by ShaqFu: 7:27am On Jul 13, 2023
naptu2:
What made you think that?
I've seen this play out often during my time in the north western part of Nigeria. The women will tell you they don't shake hands with men, likewise the men will tell you it is against Sharia Law for a man to shake hands with a woman.
Politics › Re: Atiku, First Presidential Candidate To Be Rejected By His Party – Ortom by ShaqFu: 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2023
😁
Health › Re: Top Countries Doctors And Health Workers Migrate To And How Much They Are Paid by ShaqFu: 6:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
This is news.
Politics › Re: What Igbo Leaders Should Do To Simeon Ekpa by ShaqFu: 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2023
BiafraInc:
Shut up your ewedu and gbegiri mouth and stop crying for Argentina for all we care. Face your own South West region where fulanis have taken over kwarra state and refused you cowards from practicing your ifa religion. Shameless bigot, since when did your love for Igbos started? Fake care.
you're a bastard and your father is a two faced bigger bastard for birthing a low budget gutter snipe like you.

What in that bigot driven misshapen mind of yours makes you think I care about what? You discombobulated buffoon. Our region is what we are facing, that's why idiots like you always run here to do business. Foolish fool.
Politics › Re: What Igbo Leaders Should Do To Simeon Ekpa by ShaqFu: 4:08pm On Jul 12, 2023
gidgiddy:
Simon Ekpa isnt the problem, the problem is Nigeria. There was a time people were shouting that once you take out Nnamdi Kanu, the problem will be solved. Kanu has been in detention 2 years and the problem us worse

Take out Simon Ekpa and there are countless Biafran fanatics abroad to take his place.
same happened with Boko Haram, now look at the region. It has become a shadow of it's former self.

South Easterners should ask themselves if they really want their region to be like the North East. It's in their hands.
Politics › Re: What Igbo Leaders Should Do To Simeon Ekpa by ShaqFu: 4:06pm On Jul 12, 2023
SonofLothbrok:
Come out and protest against the sit at home; let me now check the owners of our lands.
why that fvck should I come out and protest against the sit at home when I don't live in that region of yours that is known for being the hive if tribal bigots?

You're here typing "our lands" when your kinsmen are known for going else to cause mayhem and claim it as theirs. If your so called land is that good, why aren't your kinsmen investing there, rather they chose to go elsewhere and invest billions there.

You're a depraved and demented lot. Confusion has raped you people beyond recognition to the very point you now believe inflicting mayhem on your fellow kinsmen is the way to harm Nigeria, confused anus leaking bastards.
Politics › Re: Germany And Nigeria Population In 1980 Compared To Now by ShaqFu: 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2023
arejibadz:
what happened

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1678796289868443650?s=20[/quote]this is as a result of having too many unprotected sex and marrying many wives. 😁
Politics › Re: What Igbo Leaders Should Do To Simeon Ekpa by ShaqFu: 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2023
SonofLothbrok:
You are a big fool.

How many strategic company have the corrupt Nigerian Government built in the East.

How many federal ministries are working in the East.

You have been participating in Nigerian corrupt elections and you have been voting in the same corrupt leaders every 4 years and where have it taking you.

Every year you sing Nigeria will be great again like Nigeria was ever great.

All what you ass-holes know is to spit trash. You seek to continue living in a corrupt country, and we seek to destroy it; even if it means burning down the the infrastructures we have built.

Yes the infrastructure in the East were self built by our people and we can destroy it and rebuild it to achieve our Biafran Nation.

Keep in mind; Any body that collaborate with Nigerian agents will be eliminated.
It's a standard fact the biggest fool is you, who sit at home and type all manner of nonsense on social media just to massage your already wasted and juvenile ego

You're just a lesser coward than your Simon Ekpa, whose cowardice as a big as Mount Everest. Sitting abroad and posting all sort of nonsense on social media. If he is brave, let him set his leprosy infected foot inside this county, and see if he will not give his life to Christ.

You want to destroy infrastructure, it's on social media such infrastructure will be destroyed, right? You think your useless enforcers of the sit at home are actually enforcing anything that will cripple the Nigerian government, when all they do is harm the economy and livelihood of the people they so claim to want to liberate, what an empty honking piece of devil worshipping garbage you lot are.

You all deserve a place in hell, so Baal and Beelzebub can sample your anal orifice, may be then some semblance of common sense can enter that empty head of you depraved bastards born of whores_ who sleep with your useless enforcers for N500 at night.

Bitch ass wimps.
Politics › Re: Election: ‘Even If Peter Obi Concedes Defeat, We’ll Not Accept’ – Charly Boy by ShaqFu: 10:04am On Jul 12, 2023
Jeyun:
no he is not saying obi will be the one to make Nigeria better but rather the process of selecting our leaders will make Nigeria better, therefore that process should be excellent, sacrad and uphold. Not what we are seeing in the present Nigeria electoral and political system will make Nigeria better. Suffer no dey tire you bros?
Even in the US, the election process isn't excellent, sacred and isn't uphold (according to you) so what on earth are you saying? Try get sense abeg
Politics › Re: Election: ‘Even If Peter Obi Concedes Defeat, We’ll Not Accept’ – Charly Boy by ShaqFu: 9:31am On Jul 12, 2023
Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/07/11/election-even-if-peter-obi-concedes-defeat-well-not-accept-charly-boy/
Naija must be better, naija must be better! So Peter Obi is the only one who can make Naija better? Imagine how foolish Charlie Boy have started sounding.

This man is just showing how bitter and stupid he is. He's saying all this nonsense about not accepting defeat and exploring other means, by the time he's arrested, he will start talking about being treated unfairly and unjustly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ShaqFu: 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2023
OasisX:
grin

.....his demonic tweet?! Here you have it bruh.
Dude actually spit the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whole truth. Only a particular set of people will not be happy with what he spat.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 3:12pm On Jul 11, 2023
abduleez1:
Lol, I hope y'all are not judging DC too hard here?Cos I've noticed when it comes to DC projects ppl tend to loudly pronounce its flaws but become much more tamer when it's the same on a marvel project.

Well, I guess the more money your film makes these days, the lesser the criticism.
Believe me I'm not judging DC, it's just that not for a while now, their comic book movie have been having back to back L and it is becoming annoying. For Fvck sake, I even asked myself if the writers, producers and director were actually paid or they begged them to do the movie, because it looks like they begged them.

Movie making is a business. You don't expect to spend millions on a project and not make money from it. Marvel have been doing this, same can't be said for DC.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:43am On Jul 11, 2023
abduleez1:
😎😎
make the movie Sha no bomb.

When I watched trailer for The Flash, I said to myself, this movie will make a billion or close to it, fvck it, the trailer gave me goosebumps seeing Michael Keaton back in the role as Batman. After I watched it, men I honestly believe the writers and director should be flogged by Nigerian MoPol.

To God they need serious flogging. Just when I thought Thor: Love and Nonsense was bad... 😒
Romance › Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by ShaqFu: 7:32am On Jul 11, 2023
westlius:
This weekend I had to go see my wife to be church that I would love to get married in there church, I went with a bottle of Drink (my mother inlaw told me to go with it). When I met the pastor omo the requirements pass bride price
1) He said we must get him a wine and an envelope. (Wine 2k cash 5k)

2) We would go see his head pastor with a Wine and envelope (Wine 2k, Cash 10k, transportation 5k)

3)I will pay for the marriage certificate he has forgotten the cost (My estimate 10k).

4) I will pay transportation for someone to go to Benin Edo state to get the certificate and register. (Estimate 30k from Porthacourt)

5) 5 men of God will come with there wives i will cook for them, I will give his wife money to cook ( I heard its 50k)

6) I will inform the church people i want to marry i will bring a cartoon of malt and 2 carbin biscuits (6k estimate)

7)I will give the pastors transportation and thanks for coming
(Head pastor 20k/second in command 2 persons 10k each (20k)/ the last 2 Persons 5k each thats (10k) total 50k for thanks for coming.
Pls who knows the procedure for church weddings.
Thanks.

File Photo Used for illustration
Lol. This one done pass bride price na. All for marriage.

Men like this pastor make marriage very difficult. Chai.
Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Twerks For D'Banj (Video) by ShaqFu: 7:27am On Jul 11, 2023
Choi. This kain make dey make men wish for some kain thing. 😁😁😁
Business › Re: How Femi Otedola Avoided Suicide After Losing $480 Million In Diesel Market by ShaqFu: 7:24am On Jul 11, 2023
"The Rich Also Cry".
Politics › Re: Babangida Sarki: Kebbi Governor Sacks Aide For Posting Gay Content On WhatsApp by ShaqFu: 7:20am On Jul 11, 2023
chokekachy:
https://dailynigerian.com/kebbi-governor-sacks-aide/
Gay porn? Hmmm, if he had posted normal porn I wonder if he would have been sacked? Though it's very suspicious for the aide to have gay porn on his phone.

You'll have to wonder if someone hacked his phone and posted it just to spite him.
Politics › Re: MT TURA II Vessel With Stolen Crude Oil Destroyed - NNPC (Video) by ShaqFu: 7:16am On Jul 11, 2023
Seun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zD_kq3AjE

What nonsense and what a waste of equipment. The vessel was piloted by aliens right?.

If the NNPCL want to send a strong message to Nigerians or whoever is involve in stealing crude oil or any crude oil product, they should have arrested the captain or that vessel, investigate who the owner of the vessel is, since it is registered, arrest them and interrogate them, if they're found guilty, they should be prosecuted in court so they can go to jail.

This is how the NNPCL will start sending their strong message. Destroying that vessel doesn't mean a thing, the owners surely have the resources to buy another vessel and continue their illegal activities...
Politics › Re: Oyebanji Congratulates President Tinubu On Election As ECOWAS Chairman by ShaqFu: 7:34pm On Jul 10, 2023
Congrats to him. His haters will say he rigged the election. 😁😁😁
Nairaland General › Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by ShaqFu: 7:20am On Jul 10, 2023
Ishilove:
I thought you like graphic? 😉😉
Oh yes I do, the kind that is juicy, slippery and sexy, and doesn't involve shit and liquid shit. 😘
Nairaland General › Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by ShaqFu: 8:10pm On Jul 09, 2023
Omicron007:

THE AMOUNT OF ROTTEN VULTURES GRILLED BY CANNOT BE COMPARED TO THE SENSE INSIDE THE BRAIN OF HELL-ANUS
Ah ah, you get bad mouth Sha, Chai!!! 😁😁😁
Nairaland General › Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by ShaqFu: 8:01pm On Jul 09, 2023
Ishilove:
Don't look too closely at the bushy anus, else you might see plenty rubbish
okay this is you being graphic, too graphic for comfort. Lol.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Forgery, Electoral Fraud Provoked Mmesoma Into Forgery: Aisha Yesufu by ShaqFu: 12:17pm On Jul 09, 2023
bigug04:
That the poor dey breaff grin

You will see better road.

Security

Electricity

To mention a few.

The corruption and crime against humanity being commited in Nigeria outrageous. So any post or comment criticizing the government is not a foolish post, is it no more democrazy huh

When the head is corrupt or spoilt, you expect the rest not to be?
so you're saying corruption doesn't exist anywhere in the world?
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Forgery, Electoral Fraud Provoked Mmesoma Into Forgery: Aisha Yesufu by ShaqFu: 9:44am On Jul 09, 2023
bigug04:
Oh boy!

Please!!

I dey beg u!

Please, try and leave your comfortzone..cross the borders of 9ja and SEE
Giant of Africa my foot
See what exactly?

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