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StagethemTVee:
Cook-a-thon superstar Hilda Baci meets and hug Billionaire Tony Elumelu at Africa Day Conversation 2023 where she engaged in sessions with some other inspiring women.

Hilda Baci meets and hugs Billionaire Tony Elumelu at Africa Day Conversation 2023


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zytCpTqNThc

See how easy, it is for her. She's not the only one who holds a Guinness world record, but because she has that thing, heck she's going places... 😁

Eastlandx:
Fool
It's the BATIST that are accusing him of working for Tinubu

your a bastard if simple comprehend have escaped you.

Corridon:
Only if your harlot mum told you that your father is that mad man at Obalende you wouldn't be here embarrassing yourself. Your dirty smelly mom should open up to you maybe you can start from there. A fool at 60.

Don't mistake me for you, it can never happen.

Projecting is what you're doing and you're even failing at it, just like your wimp of a father failed at everything, even at trying to impregnate your mum. Hey, I heard your mum was fvcked shitless by a hundred bricklayers who took turn in ramming common sense out of her head.

Poor bastard like you. This is the reason you're empty, hollow and a pain in your father's shriveled balls. Bitch ass nigga.

Corridon:
At least I know who my father is. I bet your mother couldn't tell you who your biological father is since she is a LovePeddler and a sperm collector. No wonder you are behaving like a child of a thousand fathers. Fool at sixty.

Here you are typing the same generic bullshit that made your bastard of a father disown you. Yet, who would blame him, who would want a loser who pimps his mother out to worse losers as a son.

It's a pity, your father should have emptied the sperm that sired you inside his pit toilet, atleast there you'll feel much at home with your putrid fellows: shit and piss.

Corridon:
Just shut up you foolish thing. You lack home training.

actually you're the bitch who doesn't have any semblance of home training, you rabid impoverished pig.

Kaycee7:
And it can still bring about a whole lot of joy.

There's really no manual to it. It's just best to do things by your personal principles, having made peace with the possible outcomes.

Yeah I get, possible outcomes that might cost one his family or his life is way too expensive bro.

If that interpreter wasn't goated with street credibility...

saintbillion:
SOURCE https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/i-came-i-saw-and-im-coming-back-home-intact-virgin-corper-celebrates-as-she-concludes-nysc.html

in the end, she'll discover it doesn't even matter whether she's a virgin or not.

Corridon:
Lol e still de pain you abi? Oya I'm much ready now. Fool at 60. let's roll

I wonder which shindig your loser of a father birth you in, you seem to display all the warnings of someone who grew up in a house where he was morally and anally abused to the point it rendered them braindead.

That is exactly what you are, a brain dead whelp disturbing social media with his wanton foolery. Bitch ass whelp

maestroferddi:
Oga, you are not making any sensible point...

I am, you just don't have the mental capacity to discern it. Cheers

Kaycee7:
Funny how the movie features somebody doing something for another person even though they were not sure it'll favour them in the end.

the person did the right thing, in today's world, that can cause you a whole lot of pain and heartache.

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im0cHn2jXGc

Source- https://punchng.com/ooni-pete-edochie-handshake-stirs-controversy-on-social-media/

Nigerians like making a big deal out of nothing. What's wrong with the hand shake.

Mokole2023:
Dear Nlders,

I cant say if this problem is peculiar and I would sincerely appreciate mature comments and suggestions.

My marriage is just about a year old though I had an on/off online friendship with my now-wifey since 2017 before we decided to get serious late 2021. Our physical courtship was kinda brief - about 6 months - while we both resided in the same state but different Cities (about 3hrs apart).

I used to be very sexually active in my previous relationships - trust me when i say I'm quite good in bed - but with my now-wifey, I decided to limit the sex part cos i felt at a man's age (tho my sisters also advised same) that there r other things to look out for in a woman. So basically, we did not get too intimate during courtship. Worryingly, even the few times we did it, I rarely got to orgasm cos she couldn't match my stamina.

Fast forwards to 1 month into the marriage, I was diagnosed with High blood pressure which the doctors advised BP drugs might affect my libido but it will later regulate/normalize. Then the problems started! First, I get aroused normally with good turgidity enough to penetrate my Wifey's tight "body" but I tend to loose erection after some mins of thrusting and that's the end. Never comes back on again. Few times I was able to finish but that's not without alot of mental imagination to make me finish ontime.

Very worryingly for me, I decided to check myself with other women and dear readers, I achieved stronger turgidity and no fail moment. That was my first shock.

Summarily, my wife and I still dont live together but this situation has gone worse now. I got no sexual feelings towards her and na by force we dey manage run 1 round in weeks. Meanwhile, I get sex requests from other girls on a daily. I'm very sad about this situation especially when i look at my wife because she ought to be enjoying this thicke alone forever.

As a man, you can imagine how you'd feel when your woman feels ur impotent while other women are bugging you for your time.

Various extreme thoughts have crossed my mind and I'm seriously bothered which isn't even good for my health. Should i confess to my wife?

I await your responses, suggestions and advice.

Many thanks,

simply put, you aren't sexually attracted to her, it's the reason why you don't last long inside her. But still, where there's a will, there's a way.

Try and initiate fore okay before you penetrate your wife. Don't rush it, just take your time to tease and please her. Use your fingers, your lips, your tongue to work wonders on her body, idont rush it, in doing that, you'll get aroused and this time, it'll last because you've been engaging in pre-intimacy, then you can go ahead and penetrate her and bang all the way.

Do this an thank me later.

Maxymilliano:
Pat Utomi is a rare breed Nigeria politician and couldn't have done such a thing to start with

ItS the MO of Obidients. No sense at all talkless of common sense.

Corridon:
Incoherent and disjointed gibberish coming from someone who wasn't breastfed. You sound like someone who's mental challenge is hereditary and you have my pity. Only mad person like you will believe the junk you vomited above. Fool at 60.

the facts are there for any discerning mind to read, but when it comes to a mind that is as impoverished and bastardize with stupidity like yours have, I'll say it's the very reason why common sense always fly above your head because inside that skull where you brain is suppose to be, have been offered as sacrifice to please your village idols.

GloriousGbola:
Just watched the covenant. Fantastic movie. Was wondering why parker looked vaguely familiar. He's Anthony Starr.

The us fked up sha. That was the ultimate fate of the interpreters who were left behind.

bottomline, never do anything for anybody when you're not sure it'll favor you in the end.

Good. Atleast you're now getting a taste of what Obidients are capable of when they see you as an enemy, devoid any form of proof to validate their claim.

You and your lot stood idle and watch may of the supporters of Peter Obi, use misinformation, disinformation, half-truth, falsehood and blatant lie to deceive and spread hate among Nigerians, now you're getting a taste of what it feels like to be entangled in the web of Obidients.

I really don't pity you. Enjoy the negative attention shone towards you, Prof Utomi, I'm sure you believe there's no such thing as bad publicity, so enjoy it while it lasts and I do hope Obidients make you trend like they've made many....

paymentvoucher:
MY PRESIDENT!!!

May your reign favour me and my entire family, Amen.

Amen oh. May it favor mine as well. 🙏

Octopusssy:
Lies from the pit of a soakaway

Nairaland is slowly turning to Hints and Hearts magazine of those days.

dre11:
(Banks Can Now Issue NIN Cards To Nigerians – Minister

"It is going to be a form of multipurpose card where it will serve as your national identity card on one hand and also your bank card on the other hand."


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/600404-banks-can-now-issue-nin-cards-to-nigerians-minister.html

so if I have 3 bank account, I can have 3 different NIN Id card or what exactly.

Baddestguyp:
1. John Wick clearly knew about the rule...but he thought it was a mere rumour...
And he didn't bother to try to confirm a rule that could literally save his life...

John Wick is being hunted by every or almost all the assassin under the table and you want him to go around trying to confirm a myth?

2. Mr Nobody is present in literally all the situations...he certainly seemed to know about it...that's how he knew John would contact the Roma family to make use of the rule

Mr Nobody is clearly a tracker. That scrap book of his is what he uses to track John Wick, period.

Baddestguyp:
you have not answered why the manager of the Osaka Continental knew about the rule

how would the manager of the Osaka continental know about the rule? He didn't know or even bother to know. If he knew how would the rule favour him. He stood for his friend/brother, that's what matters.

Or how Mr Nobody knew about it. What does John Wick saving Mr Nobody's dog have to do with him knowing about the rule?

Mr Nobody didn't know about the rule. He was trying to kill John Wick and anybody who will stop him from collecting the bounty on John wick's head. In helping John Wick he got to the church and know what was happening.

Or answered why John Wick knew about a rule that could save him, while running around like a headless chicken...but despite his connections, he ignored it without confirming it and thought it was a myth?
What?

Dude, do you have stone or bricks inside your head? I told you John Wick have heard of High Table duels but considered it a myth. It's there in the movie, or did you watch the John Wick chapter 4 on camrip?

Instead of running around like a headless chicken, why didn't John Wick use his connections to find out if the rule was true...since he has heard about it...and he was looking for a way out?

I ask again, which version of John Wick chapter 4 did you watch?

You didn't watch where he went to ask Winston who owned the crest in the suit of the men he killed, and when Wisnton told him, he turned round to go and kill the Marquis until Winston asked him to what end? That if he kills the Marquis, he will be replaced sooner than later...

Bro when you watch movies, please try and listen to the dialogue, don't just focus on peesun peesun alone.

Octopusssy:
Shaq!! 😂

alright I'll add a bottle of red wine. But, we will drink from the same wine glass. 😉

Baddestguyp:
cost him his life because he didn't want to kill Caine.

He knew about a rule that could literally set him free but ignored it because he suspected it was a mere myth .... Wow

Even aside Winston, everyone seemed to suddenly know about the rules....even Mr Nobody suddenly knew about it...

But somehow, the manager of Osaka Continental did not know about the ancient rule?


This is the same rule that random members of the family that John Wick joined all knew about.

This is what we call "peak plot convenience"
When you write your character into a corner and you make an àsspull to get your character out of it

You like to dribble alot whenever hard fact is shoved down your throat. How did Mr Nobody know about the rule? Wasn't it the same Mr Nobody that tried to kill John but stopped because John Wick saved his dog?

How did everyone know about the rule, didn't you watch were the head of the Ruska Roma (the woman) didn't even know about High Table duels until the priest explained it to her? And you're here saying everybody knows about the rule.

John Wick have heard of High Table duels but thought it a myth until Winston told him it's a fact. If Winston had not told him about it and how to go about it, would he have known what to do.

Stop this nonsense you always like to do in this thread. I'm getting convinced you just watch movies for nothing more than peesun peesun and to argue blindly.

Baddestguyp:
I just googled...and yeah you're right...it's an Elder he killed who was replaced

But I'm also right in the sense that he had an easy way out after killing an Elder...
In fact it's even more ridiculous now that he had such an easy way out after killing an Elder


So explain to me how it makes sense that Wick killed and Elder, simply joined a family, challenged the Marquis and is free?
It means any Tom or Harry in a family can kill an Elder and walk away easily

What a ridiculous plot convenience...
A plot convenience no one knew existed in Chapter 3...but suddenly everyone knows it in Chapter 4

An easy way out you say? A easy way out that cost him his life? You call it easy?

I bet in John Wick chapter 2 you knew about the Marquis De Grimmot and also about the Elder who sit above the table?

Since you want me to explain the emboldened part, it's simple: rules. Remember John Wick himself knew about High Table duels but believes it's a myth.

Winston the manager of the continental New York knows the rules and how to get under or above them. It explains why he's manage the New York hotel for so long and with it, forge alliances.

hotwax:
For the past years, our workspace has been witnessing high rate of career growth of our female counterparts, especially young girls. We guys feel so dejected and demoralized whenever promotion list is published.

It is a norm that ladies who don’t do anything at the office, those who don’t work get promoted while guys work like donkeys. This has made us lose many of our talents to our competitors.

You see female IT students squaring up to fight a Manager, threatening a Manager. We had a case where a Manager was summoned and warned to desist from correcting a particular female industrial attaché. He was told point blank that he would lose his job. When its time for promotion, ladies (both married and single) wear skimpy skirt to the office, expose cleavages e.t.c.

Late last year, we had management shakeup, the new management is dominated by women. Our MD is a woman. This has changed things significantly. They published promotion list last month, men dominated it. I got promoted too.

Things have now changed. Suddenly ladies are courteous and respectful. Office spaces is now always full to the brim. Our female folks are now working seriously. They are now nice. They are learning some processes they care not to learn before. They don’t use to work, now, they are learning the Hardaway.

In those past years, I lost respect for women in offices especially those career miniskirt ladies working in offices. I used to wonder who they fcked to get to where they are.

it is what it is but the blame reside in the men who fvcked them and promoted them, those men are the real scam and losers.

They're the ones who encourage mediocrity and make these girls and women feel like they're on top of the world.

It's such a shame. A man will threaten his fellow man because of the woman he is fvcking.

Baddestguyp:
did we watch the same movie?
No wonder you're asking these questions

I talked about how it was such an easy way out

And if you did watch the movie, you won't be asking me the previous Marquis John Wick killed


Or did you miss the scene at the desert at the start of the movie?
John Wick killed him in the desert and just as he predicted, he was replaced immediately

see how you've just embarrassed yourself. The dude at the beginning of the movie who John Wick killed is The Elder, the only one who sit above the table. He's not a Marquis in anyway.

Guy abeg rest and stop this nonsense

OLAADEGBU:
Daily Mail

Horrific!

you'd think stuff like this only happen in Nigeria, then again, humans occupy the world and we are capable of very terrible things.

Octopusssy:
Someone cannot go through this thread without seeing major spoilers. Mscheeeew

Awww so sorry dear, but don't worry, you can come to my crib and I'll tell you the movie, using mouth to mouth technique. 😁🤗😘