₦airaland Forum

Hungerbadoo:
It must not be until june, i quit already. I don't go back to my vomit

Okay oooooh. But, which smoking are you talking about here?

Stop SIMPing around her. The easy way to do so is to remove your mind from her. The easy way to do this too is to focus your mind on self-improvement - physically, financially, and otherwise.

Try to earn more, dress better, catch more fun (like watching football and playing games) instead of obsessing on her. Gym too. As you do these, you will attract more and more girls and she'll become the one trying hard to get your attention.

"my papa tell me say make I no pursue woman; make I pursue money and woman go pursue me" - BasketMouth.

Imagine "the Department of Witchcraft"!

Hungerbadoo:
Imao, this year wey start just yesterday. I have been on this mission since first week of December

Until June, don't tell us you have quit. Tell us you're trying to quit. Meanwhile, which smoking are you talking about? Cigarettes or MaryJ?

Hmmm. This is from StatiSense Nlfpmod. It's believable.

SouthSouth1914:
Imagine if your child reads this?

I think you got me wrong. See this https://twitter.com/TheOutburstTV/status/1742051147890757735?t=L0OyhsxxIHWoWMv7d3K7Pw&s=19

francotunsco:
Every other candidates too paid handsomely but were only unlucky to clinch the position. Infact, Peter Obi is still paying. Have you read the news lately? You will read about how he is moving from one orphanage to one IDP camp or disaster ravaged people and donating millions.

I think you got me wrong. See this https://twitter.com/TheOutburstTV/status/1742051147890757735?t=L0OyhsxxIHWoWMv7d3K7Pw&s=19

Funny funny format.

Tinubu must recoup his investment first. He paid so much to become president and now you people want him to work for you?

If truly a majority of Nigerians don't want this government, here is an opportunity to still unseat them democratically. Otherwise, Nigerians should stop complaining and support the government to succeed amap.

For me, the harsh truth is that Tinubu bought the seat at a very high cost. So, it would be naive of us to expect him to deliver much until he has got back his investment AND MADE PROFIT. That's a business man for you.

post=127733321:
When Terrible Bad News, occurred, I will do the Needful

Why not believe that no bad news will happen this 2024? Mpama.

post=127733105:
Praise Da Living God, Somebody Say AMEN

Don't Forget, NaíjaCover Bring This Good news

New year, new resolution. I hope you've stopped reporting bad news from today.

Many Nigerians may have moved on from the story which Sahara Reporters published about a former Nigerian petroleum minister Diezani Allison-Madueke last week after the former minister denied it. But, in an address delivered online today, someone is giving reasons why both Sahara Reporters and EFCC need to explain some issues about the story to the Nigerian public.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFWk4ZTKV0?si=WmKRdfI9b7_DluTA


Nlfpmod

Omenlon:
people like you go abroad to be doing worst odd jobs in the name of hard currency. Maybe you don't know some graduate are into truck driving in Apapa and they make more money than you with your cutlass blade tie in the office.

You mean the Shettima type cutlass blade tie

Zxcvbnmghtr:
It is you that is trying to make sentiment out of the comment. He is an Igbo man who achieved the goal he set for himself.

Lol! Also find a cooked-up defence for this..

Omobude244:
Its actually real bro
I was in a bar yesterday during arsenal match and talk of Nigeria winning nation cup came up
One guy just joking said Nigeria can't win the nation cup because Tinubu is bad luck.
The next thing we heard from one Yoruba guy behind us was Omo igbo
We have to confront him immediately.
Even the guy that made the joke is from Benue

So bad!

“While sympathising with the deceased’s family, Mr. Bakare Oki sent his condolences.”

No. Not sympathy but JUSTICE is what we want for the dead motor boy and his family. Though no amount of money is enough to pay for the life of the child, the driver should pay all that has been spent on the child until this age.

If not because of the bad Governance of Buhari and Tinubu, this child would have been in school instead of doing this kind of odd job.

SWAG oooooh!

Op, it's Kiribati, not Kiritimati.

With a population hovering around 119,000 (yes, one one nine THOUSAND) today, the Republic of Kiribati got its independence from UK and US in 1979.

The question is, how come such a small country got their independence so many years ago but Biafra has been struggling to gain independence since 1967?

Answer: The African person's beastly bully nature that makes him enjoy to enslave other people. But if the person he's trying to enslave fights back, he'll go about foaming on the mouth that the person is a terrorist.

Who cares?

Seun that I was tipping for President!?! So, just ordinary 3 years of insult would make him quit the public service to go and focus on his family and private business



Nlfpmod if this post fails to hit Fp, we will accuse you of

1. Lack of transparency in governance.
2. Hiding the truth from the public
3. Any other crime.

Congrats. Not because you became a father truly but for being a great story teller.

WHISPERING: In case you want people to believe this as truth, try to correct the following lest they think you lied

I remember the first day we took her home from the hospital....


Omo she started crying ....our baby started crying , she cried and cried and cried ....

We gave her food ,toys, everything but the baby would not stop crying....and before I could say jack my girlfriend started crying too....

Baby is crying , mommy too is crying...


Omo I bursted into uncontrollable laughter and just like that the both of them stopped crying and was looking at me in a funny way ....

" Like mother like daughter".....I replied with another rounds of laughter but this time with my baby and girlfriend....

Lol your baby should be in the Guinness Book for using toy and laughing with you on the first day.

This is too arrogant and insensitive of him to say. So, he's letting us know openly that...

1. I don't want you to visit me ie. I don't like you (which is true anyway)

2. I don't care if you suffer ie. I don't like you.

Leaders who don't love us will continue to rule us as long as we continue to be stupid. And as long as they continue to rule us...

E BI N PA WA OOOO😂

lekanation:
Bro, I asked you a totally different question.. Is anambra now the best state in Nigeria??

Yes, he picked Anambra from nowhere and made it one of the best. Apart from Lagos built with our commonwealth, which other state has better KPIs?