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haha, what is this?

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How much is a COW head? that she'll take a whole lot of that

Hmmmm

hmmm

All will be well....

haba how much is a cow head?

ChuzzyBlog:
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I'm still very much surprised that some ladies still think like this. I wonder what she will give in return...

http://www.chuzysblog.com/2016/04/see-what-this-lady-said-about.html



lalasticlala, Ishilove

One old man told me a story. He said in those days, they marry a lot of women because of their farms and they knew they can't satisfy all of them especially the young ones. He said that anytime they are coming from a journey or from wherever, they'll be shouting the names of their wives from afar..... Iya lagbaja!!!, iye Bose etc so that the wives will know that they are around and quickly discharge whoever is with them be it a man friend. He said what u don't see cannot kill u. And it is wrong for you to catch her wen u know u cannot satisfy her. Today we have one minute men who'll say they won't forgive, we have men who leave wives for years abroad saying they won't forgive. I know something for sure, it is not easy, but forgiveness is a command, without which you will not be forgiven either......

eleyi gidi gan o

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

HMMMMM...... that's the number

where are these mods? abi make we add snake pictures before e go make FP ni?

robbery suspects? and those who did this will go scot free?

Femikutti:
Something happened today in school, in my lecture room when my lecture was going on, i forgot to put m phone on silence instead i reduced the volume thinking i already put it on silence.

My ring tone is a banging one, erm this DBANJ new song "Emergency" chai it is a crazy something, whike the lecture was going on, that how my mummy called me, i know you people will be expecting it to be a girl lol, am single oooo and serching.

So that how my sweet mother called me and gosh am using a phantom 5, you know how crazy the speaker of that phone can be especially when a place is that quiet, nothing else was sounding except my lecturer and my phone.

As the call came in i heard "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THEY NEVER SAW ME COING THROUGH" immediately i knew it was over cause the leacturer could trace wia the unique sound was coming from and he asked me to come out wit the phone.. and i told him i was sorry that it was my mum that called, then agreely he asked me to go back to my seat but i should see him in his office after the class.

then when i got to see him in is office, he was like dont let that rubbish that happened today happen again ooo, and i was like yes sir, then he funnyly(if dia is any english like that) asked me what the name of the phone, i told him it is a TECNO PHANTOM 5 sir and he said are you serious? i said yes sir, he said what are the specs and i showed him all the specs.


My lecturer was surprised, he was like a china phone with all this good qualities, he then asked me for the price and i told him 82,000 lol, immediately he transfered the sum of #82,000 to my account to get it for him berore coming to class the next day..

And hope you people not thinking that am a theif sha lol.. the phone is 62k in 3cHub at ikeja, so 82000 - 62000 = #20,000 messelinius lol...
I pray he never finds out, so i will not end up getting an extra year lol

FEMI!!! so you duped me We shall see in the class tomorrow

hmmm

good news.....

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where is the Fayose there?

this is one musician I will always play his songs..... very talented and african

hmm

mugu

epic response

boboLIL:
The guy no get shame abeg


Buh who con snap them?


On the 2nd note,,, I think they are four people there...


Buh wichever way,, if na true,, na casting..



so stup1d of you... Imagine comment? Where ur papa and mama do their honeymoon? Dunno why poor some people lack sense and envious ... U don't have moni,, u don't av sense.. Where you do ur honeymoon? U think say na to carry olosho go lodge for hotel? Grow up..

FP things... maa book space

people will just write rubbish

lmao

Good leaders know that certain things can not be summarized and that's why they get to leadership positions. This case is too sensitive to be summarized. That man has a said a lot of meaningful and serious things.

iykebest1:
and you think that one will have time to read all this epistle? what happened to summary?

I was telling one of my friends yesterday that that Judge intentionally wanted him to sleep inside prison for some times..... he was arguing... to get someone with 200m isn't the problem, but the person being a federal civil servant. who would like EFCC to open his own case. I hope more looters will be prosecuted soon and the monies recovered will not be re-looted.

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He gave us opon Ifa, but we stupidly left our beliefs for foreign beliefs..... in fact study the African traditional religion well, you will discover the priest can also conjour angels(the alujonus), you will discover they can command spirits.... and just like we have evil people among Christians, we have among muslims and we have among the African traditionalist...

Also, as we have good people among the Christians, we have among the muslims and we have among the Africa traditionalists.... The thing is your character determines where you go from here (Earth). Everyone is just deceiving himself especially in Africa....

The problem of the world is religion.... As I wondered one day, if God will decide to destroy all muslims just because they were born muslims- what a God He is.... and if He also will destroy all christians because they were born Christians... what a God He is....

Did we even have the opportunity to tell him where we wanna be born...

For Christians, if you were born in Kano to an Emir- would you have been a Christian? would you because of that be destroyed?- did He not create you and decided where you were born...... Same is if you were born of a Pastor.... will you because of that get destroyed?

I believe there is a God, Allah(ELEDUMARE). and I believe He created All beings, all things for my use.... You can take herbal medicine to cure malaria but you don't wanna use it for other good purpose- You are a hypocrite....You use Bible or Quran to pray that He kills People for you, then you see someone using herbs, you condemn- you are a hypocrite. JUST DO GOOD

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