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what are they escaping from?

cokacoola:
it is these that are ours feature wifes

feature wives are like this. but for the future ones, They cover der pussy.

And y'all want Nigeria to win the world cup. common green colour, you no fit chop

will accuse my babe of offending a gentleman like this. and ask the guy if the revenge he took is Ok or I should bring her tomorrow for more

Yes, if glory is your girlfriend and she sees you romancing another girl. Your glory will be collected by another guy who cares.

yuuu hia me?

We eat together And kiss n hug her in the guy's presence

Seun:
Scientists in the house, please talk to these children. Demons are not real. They do not exist. Scientists searched for them and found nothing.

Answer these questions Seun.

1. A man asked his younger brother's wife to sleep with him but got insulted by her. He vowed to deal with her. The woman dreamt that her breasts got beaten, she woke up and saw scars on her breast from the biting. To cut it short, she narrated her ordeal to her husband on the sick bed before she died. If that man wasn't demonic, what then is he?

2. A driver in Ibadan will fill his tank and go about looking for passengers, he usually closes work not making any sales but when he complained to people, they'll shut him up saying. "You think we don't see you when you pass by with your car full of passengers"?. The man sought the advice of his pastor only to be told that demons are the ones sitting in his car, he couldn't see them but people see them, that's why no passenger stops him because they see his car is always full. After prayers, it stopped? What is your take on that?

I visited my girlfriend yesterday and when she went to bath, her phone rang and I picked it up and saw C. RONALDO calling. I didn't answer oooo. Few moments later, another call came and it was EDEN HAZARD calling. I was a bit nervous but remained calm. I whispered to myself ‘does it mean this lady is a celebrity and I didn't know about it?’.

As if that was not enough, another call came in with the name saved as MIKEL OBI calling. Something struck my mind later and I realized she had intentionally saved the numbers with footballers names in accordance to the how handsome her boyfriend are.

So I decided to dial my four numbers. I dialed my
first number and oh my goodness…guess what …I
saw BACARY SAGNA calling. Hmm, I didn’t talk o,
dialed the second and saw TAYE TAIWO calling. I
didn’t know when I started crying after seeing that
she saved my third number as ARISTIDE BANCE.

After dialing the fourth number, I fainted and was
admitted to the hospital. Guess the player’s name
she saved my fourth number with..... Good P.M. pals.

Greatihex:
if hazard wins the pfa player of the season, he will aslo win that of young player, cos he is stil a young player.

They might not give him the two especially when we have other guys that are worth it

Harry Kane should win the PFA young player of the season, he'll have to beat Coutinho to it anyways.

Hazard or Aguerro or Alexis should win the PFA player of the season. With Hazard a stand out contender if the FA will choose trophies ahead of contribution. Alexis And Aguerro had injuries and were out for sometime.

my opinion o

tit:
GEJ will win 99% of the south west vote.
Gbaaam!

daydreaming is a bad habit.

7footre:
Some people have no conscience at all... what do you want to hear? that you should subject the little girl to abortion? Either way you jux ruined a pretty little girls life bro

Which kain conscience, hain? Person wan marry ss1 student, you dey yabb am.
He's actually asking for advice on how he'll go about the wedding. @OP, congratulations to your friend. That might be a future legend.

eistien:
Some women are so naïve and gullible.
It surprises me that some women will fall to the lies of these perverted men in the guise of pastors or prophets.
**shakes his head in disbelief**

And you think he could achieve that without going diabolical? Juju pastors, 80% Juju, 10% called, 10% called themselves. I mean it when I say they are everywhere.

Beverlyjean:
1. Will my bf dump me if he eventually finds out bout what I did with the other guy.
2 . Will my bf or me fall out of love as we grow due to the age
3. Am I sure that he is not cheating on me or later leave me for someone else
4. Should I loose my virginity to him to prove my love
5. Will I find another lovin guy like the other guy later in life if my guy leaves me
6 . Will I leave to regret leaving the other guy
7 . Should I follow my heart or head because my heart says my bf but my head says the other guy
8. Will I fall inlove with the other guy if I stop seeing my bf?

These are your research questions, where the Bleep are your hypotheses? Get out of my office!!!

up blues!!!

prophetess Shepopote....

The alujonu has spoken.
SaiChange!!!

BeeBeeOoh:
uaray genius jare. Iffatel u sey u tight pass g-string no doubt me at all..

u sef make sense, more sperm to ur epon

I told you not to tell anyone, you had the guts to announce it here? We shall see in the office tomorrow.

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BeeBeeOoh:
What is substance please

something that is substantial

all these OPs sef. How many rounds did u do? if it's just one round, it's not cheating. Continue bleeping her And do a summative apology. BTW, u didn't tell us your name And ur wife's.

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natureblack:
2014/15 FOOTBALL SEASON IN ENGLAND



CARLING CUP- Chelsea fc

FA CUP - Manchester United

PREMIER LEAGUE- Manchester City(am an optimist )




CHAMPION'S LEAGUE SPOT

Manchester City
Chelsea
Manchester United
(inconclusive)

keep dreaming

omoge to dun. bi mose ri e too yo bi ojo, to kanle bi osumare. Mo woo pe kin gbe sun Mo e ka lepo, ka gum

FrancisTony:
Take a chill pill.
The dude I quoted is my friend off Nairaland -- you can check my followers.

am not quarrelling, just saying what I know. I think the topic should be to educate us, not just for fun

FrancisTony:
What do you know about Religion section?
Muslims begged Seun to give them their section and before anyone will comment on it, he/she must take an oath in the name of Allah.

They should stay in their section without disturbance and stop intruding here.

does that mean you have to do the same? why then are we talking about forgiveness?

FrancisTony:
Thanks,

But I don't need any quaranic quote here. Go to your section and create a thread.

This is exactly where the problem of the world start from. Which section did you buy on nl? Talking about forgiveness as God's command requires contribution from other religions believing in God. He only supported you views And did it correctly too. You talk about forgiveness not because you can even practice it; sending a fellow human being away to another section says it all. practice what you preach bro.

jeff1607:
I don't think they use dat site anymore,moreover there are no classrooms anymore

bros, in 2010 I say. that was where we used. I've forgotten the name of the school where our camp was.

jeff1607:
Was it at mami market or behind it?

in one of those classrooms behind the parade ground

dstnd:
....in my own camp..there was nothing like that.

in ogun state? batch A?