₦airaland Forum

Minjim:
I can't try this in my house .
I was once doing a lady that mourns loud . She did let me concentrate at all because I was a bachelor then and my landlady's bedroom is quite next to my window. I had to constantly tell her to keep it down but she couldn't help it. It was an embarrassing experience because after then my landlady kept bordering me about marriage

Lol... Hilarious 🤣😂

Smartcitizen:
The man even look like Soludo somehow.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Or Akpabio 🤭😜

Ttipsy:
Make no common sense!

And what makes common sense?

Goke7:
No matter how triggered, the White House is not a place for kindergartens, how can you be asking a president of a country if he has said thank you today?

Na gbèsè and see finish cause am. No vex 😌

Goke7:
No matter how triggered, the White House is not a place for kindergartens, how can you be asking a president of a country if he has said thank you today?

Guy, e be like say e dey pepper these Americans for body concerning the money dem dey spend for Ukraine. E no easy at all. This reminds me of this thread where even Biden wey dey support dem accuse this Zelensky of the same thing. 😅.

So Zelensky don zero am for mind say, na all of dem war be dix, so why the incessant THANK YOU, but America dey make am understand say no be dem war, dem only choose to help.

Anyway na dem call demsef big boy spender and father xmas.

See the thread where Biden accused Zelensky of ingratitude.

https://www.nairaland.com/7412573/biden-loses-temper-during-call

koladata:
I swear I can't accept this as a parent, no matter how poor the parents are. We have lost all sense of morality because of money and greener pasture

It's just too pathetic. Such a shame

cr7lomo:
Carry ur demonic ashawo opinion comot for here... all these poor poverty raised girls that will even 5k fowl for money....what career do u wanna create with Instagram?? Or u think u will be 20 forever

I have been looking for this comment. She must have been very poor and poverty stricken from home, considering her track record of senseless comments in here. Very desperate entity.

plsdisvirginme:
Omo Nigeria girls pussy na nothing ooo.
No single enjoyment after having sex with over 20 Nigeria girls.
Just one SA girl I had sex yesterday.
Omo see better sexoment.
Omo I no go leave this country

No worry! See HIV looking for you like PACMAN...
If you like, make e sweet you reach wey you no go protect your sef... You go cry

Opueh

kokoA:
Who will launch commission it and take the first flight?

Taking first flight no be wahala nah. Just make sure the pilot no fly pass bungalow roof level

AllBlack:
imagine you wake up and see this one riding your dick and look you straight in the eyes while she has a broken bottle in one hand. 😁🤣😂

WTF! Your heart is full of evil

Tinubuadvocate:
Lol I can't even eat it very smelling thing.

That smell is the natural flavor. With its sour taste
That's what makes it yummy 😋😋😋

Get close to nature bro 😉

ch214:
Tinubu is not a god but a human being and stop boasting that tinubu can not be impeached; before this year 2025 end God Almighty will humble tinubu by using Nigeria lawmakers to impeached him just to teach those like you who sees tinubu as a god in Nigeria that no one can challenge a lesson.

Not bad if impeached, but will Shettimah be any better?

Wealthoptulent:
Ok na.. bring back our MAN,

If e no be this e no be POHJHO!

Lol.. Where did you see this pimped 504? Looks like the devil's car. Like bat man's ride. It's very cute though. The paint is dark as hell

kaymart:
They are on borrowed time

I hope so... Very greedy company.

perryy:
See ugly old man cruising the finest babes. Money, money money. Pls answer me. Answer me ooooooo. Money you are good

Lol... No man can receive anything unless released to him from above.

Tiwaz2:
Good day house, pls is 80k in naira a good salary...

Depends on the state and cost of living there. Transport to and fro the place just as someone highlighted is also a factor. Half bread is better than none though.
At the end of the month, add your profit after all expenses.

Natbrowny:


My babe wasn't food related but I learnt to ghost her b4 she ghosts me.

Once asked me why i ghosted her for hours. I said i had mood swing and still having it, so I can't really talk or express mysef. E pain her badly

After d whole shit. She said she was depressed all that period and why wud a guy have mood swing.

I told her so i am a robot without emotions abi. And what u felt during doze periods is what i always cope with with ur bullshit swings.
Since then bros. Even inside her moody swingy bullshits she dey compose, laff n play.

No b only una get skushi for head. 9Noooonsense

Lol... S-m-a-r-t man

shotuns:
IBB can lie for the universe, the book is full lies after 32 years, Wicked soul. Tinubu that said he advised him to make the record straight was no where to be found o, he ran into exile while the country was burning. That was when he said " I don't believe in one Nigeria" He now believe in the one Nigeria when the money is coming in left and right. To all the fake rulers at the gathering donating money to a killers purse disguising as Yoruba elders ( Gbogbo yin ma jera loju aye yin ni) Eyin alayebaje yi.

Àmín àṣẹ Èdùmàrè.

Osiris12:
Ibb can never change. The maradona himself

Naso lies full the book.
History won’t be kind to these men.
He should just apologize now that he’s still alive. He has the opportunity now to purge his heart of the burden that weighs it.

I wonder the karmic burden on his soul if eventually he passes without restitution

Even with restitution, he will reincarnate back and suffer for his sins in the next life.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

The best appearance I have seen from you.

erico2k2:
See you,E be like say you no know say Ik pounds is almost N2m in todays money.Pounds get power ohhhh

So do you get there and spend naira? Or how many people there have enough pounds to convert to naira and spend anyhow here?

Foreigners I know who spend more cash are Yankee people and a few from Canada. 1k pounds is 1k pounds and it is limited to the power of what it can do in the UK.

1k pounds here has value just like you said, but how many Londoners have that in savings to come spend here frivolously? They don't save such money at once over there except you into some kind of exceptional jobs or illegal biz. It takes time to accumulate it too.

Monthly billings wey dey take money for oyinbo land no be any body's mate. Most money made, after tax are only available for basic needs, firstly over there where they are living, before even thinking of enjoyment or investments here in their homeland.

faceland:
My problem is why do they always look back.

The day I leave this country, I would wash my hands off all things Nigeria.

When you get there, you will understand... Lol
My prayer is that you get there first

Efuaye:
I know someone in UK who hasn't seen his wife and children in over 30 years! They're still married just paper issues!

This vain life sha ... just for a mirage and deceptive location called a white man's land. The better parts of their lives spent apart on top wetin? Shall we say the man is fulfilled now? Or na fate and destiny

tenpipsperday:
No worries it will surely go up but not s that guy is saying

Go up when? When sapa and Tinubu go don strangle us finish with hardship abi 🤔😯😥😢

tenpipsperday:
Now $1.12

Yeeee🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

Bergavis:
I will be here to laugh at you. GCV $314,159 is a done deal.

How far today? Hope you've woken up from your Yẹ̀yẹ́ dream

$2 don drop to $1.6 🤣🤣🤣

You wan become sudden multimillionaire.. Buhahahaha

Rexymania:
Na tribalism and religion destroy this country

Are the religions not foreign? What aided tribalism and identification of each citizen according to their ethnic group and culture if not the white man's amalgamation.

See, na English you still dey speak. Anywhere where culture and language are not homogenous, there will be trouble there.

And who tells you tribalism can disappear, it won't. It is bound to happen because nature made it so. Tolerating one another has limits.

Or is racism not an oyinbo word? Do people (African, Asians etc) not face racism in the western world? So why has oyinbo who gave you English language not erased the racism? It will always exist and they will always do it subtly.
Na you go wake up to reality.

It is life. So bàbá, there will always be tribalism and it is justified, don't let oyinbo man or language deceive you.

Until you people understand the history of how Nigeria came to be, judge from your mind and ask yourself whether it is supposed to be so, then you have your answer.

There is no moving on from this mess, if it's that easy, it would have been done a long time ago. The leaders even know this, but because they benefit financially from the mess, they forcefully continue with the one Nigeria slogan. Na lie.

There is no great people great nation in wàhálà.

Raydos:
Break this country una say No

Let’s every ethnic group go, Let’s separate

It’s a hard truth that most nigerian find very hard to accept, but nigeria will never Work, It’s just the truth, we can spend 1000years as a nation and nothing will work

Until we break!!

This is just the simple truth and solution. While we may not get a first A rated quality of life, it will definitely be better and reduce needless pain that are yokes on peoples' neck, but people are too daft to understand it.

They are blinded from knowing that the country they've known all their lives is a British artificially created location that robs the inhabitants of their rights.

Even, none of the inhabitants agreed to this evil merging as at the time it was done. The white man only orchestrated a shambolic meetings of different leaders who have not truly represented the interests of their people (some are not even fit to represent those they represented) and they signed that evil amalgamation still torturing us today.

AngelicBeing:
You mean this kind of Koboko laden with chilly pepper 🌶️ below 👇

Lolz . . .. Each lash comes with cries like a Goat caught in the act of stealing.

Great100000:
Airtel Nigeria has joined MTN Nigeria to raise call and internet plans by 50 percent one week after MTN Nigeria implemented a similar hike.

This is part of telecom operators’ upward review of prices following the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) approval of a 50 percent tariff hike in the industry. Under this new pricing regime, Airtel has replaced its cheapest monthly data plan of 1.2GB plan for N1,000 with 2GB for N1,500.

Other changes include 3GB for N2,000 (from 1.5GB at N1,200), 4GB for N2,500 (formerly 3GB at N1,500), and 8GB for N3,000 (formerly 4.5GB at N2,000). Other adjustments include 10GB for N4,000 (formerly 6GB at N2,500), 13GB for N5,000 (from 10GB at N3,000), 18GB for N6,000 (formerly 15GB at N4,000), and 25GB for N8,000 (replacing 18GB at N5,000).

Call rates have been bumped up to 25 kobo per second from about 18 lobo per second. Like MTN, Airtel has left some tariff plans untouched. For instance, the 5GB plan/week for N1,500 remains unchanged.

This hike in tariff is meant to support “the ability of operators to continue investing in infrastructure and innovation, ultimately benefiting consumers through improved services and connectivity, including better network quality, enhanced customer service, and greater coverage.”

However, experts have noted that it may further strain consumers’ pockets. According to Bismarck Rewane, chief executive officer of Financial Derivatives Company, the hike promises to benefit operators but will put additional strain on consumers’ pockets, possibly “resulting in reduced usage from consumers.”

Source: https://businessday.ng/technology/article/here-are-airtels-new-data-plan-prices/

You ain't correct about the 1500 5gb plan. Instead of a week now, it is has been reduced to 2 days or you do 1500 per week for only 3.5gb now.

This administration is really wiring us cobocco mercilessly.

APOPTOSIS:
He should visit Onitsha for an event.
He will WEEP.
He should visit Awada...
That's where you will see a Billionaire Chairman of high table disgracing waiters for not getting him a bottle of Big Stout.
Classless is an Understatement.
The Truth hurts but it is what it is

Lol

Edoreborn:
Rip to d dead,,but these guys does nothing,,but u will see them waiting for alert even b4 month end.. Av lived with them in Kaduna so i know what am saying.. Federal government just dey waste money on ds agency...

Maybe you're talking about nscdc... This is ndlea. It's a needed agency and they still work.