₦airaland Forum

Thought people are saying he's still alive?
How many times will ant bite u for buttocks before u learn how to cover ur ass.
Person wey Don japa since.


WHERE IS AISHA BUHARI?

Not laughing matter serious issues we are facing daily

TheManOfTheYear:
see as I dey church dey burst laugh

At what point did I lied?

freeman131:
Bros why you dey lie on the Sabbath day?
You worse pass Lai Mohammed I swear

Na only a fool una dey push into their early grave.
Tasking them to get married is absolutely absurd. Will u be there when he stabs his wife or his wife stabs him out of frustration?

99% of single guys present there or watching from didn't attend that service to hear this.
They are probably crying n weeping deep down inside them hoping that God will turn around their poverty miserable lives.
Instead of empowering them to make their life better, to be able to fit in the society.

When will church start telling people the truth?
You people should stop using place of worship to commit crime.

My neighbor got married last year due to advice from his pastor that he should get married and see how God bless him after years of unemployment, mumu go marry wife pastor recommend. Every night na ww2, I already informed him that any day one of them kill each other, the last man standing will be killed by me before I call police.

This training was not made official.
Abi na rescheduled training they were going?

This one navy is recruiting and I didn't know about it.
Abi na only jigawa Navy?

One of the idiots in the North.
Now ur two brothers are in midst of bandits n army.
What a way God is making his mark.
Bubu will be on throne till 2023 but before then how many of ur brothers will remain.
They will slaughter them one by one before ur eyes so that in ur next life u will NEVER involve Religion and tribe when trading future.
No peace for the wicked

Stop deceiving the gullible ones!
Na ur pastors u positioned at strategic places in bubu govt will make naira strong.
U people should stop using your office to swindle people.
Not una fault shaa na the mumu wey dey folo una

It's now a Nigerian man.
If na Igbo man the headline no go bear Nigerian

C in C is currently at his duara residence.
They passed him a message.
Which says ur failure

Girls they must have turned into war machine.
Human and beast can't live together

I tot ipob is the problem in Rivers?
So it's now police.

Make England, Yoruba n Hausa forgive u nah the rest wait for next clip in French, Igbo, tiv, Ijaw Ibibio

Apology accepted
But Wife beater will promise 101 times that he will change.
Greedy and self-centered politician will go house to house during campaign and promise a better life for his people yet.....
If you like use 1000 languages to apologize we will accept but, Just know that you will the rest of your life as horrible person.
This girl will never change
I pity any parents who will leave their child to this evil girl.

When GEJ tried to use all possible force to eradicate those terrorists what was the response of ACF, Northern Elders forum?
They accused GEJ of genocide
The same governor that has been under attack more than once, seek for Cameroonian force aid is the one still saying things is better compared before.
Anyways if that is how better is supposed to be so shall it be.

amc:
Stop being simple-minded. All you need to do is dispute the facts he listed.

Didn't I tell you?
North will always speak in support of their own even if it leads to death.
So in terms of security in Borno Buhari did better than GEJ?

Fashola hate North while every living thing in North hate South including cow.
North is nothing but bad luck to Nigeria

Na dia ovulation period
E dey scratch them pass us

Uncle93:
I swear because the way she reacted to that post was too personal.. maybe na her period dey worry her self

NL ladies just dey para
Who is chasing clout?
Young man made obvious and reliable point una dey para.
Beware of ladies who para for this thread na confirm olosho

Two things involved
1. Either she is hitting on her neighbor while husband is away
2. Or she was turned down by her neighbor for being ugly

Uncle93:
You're over sensitive.. hes the one in the situation and he knows what he's talking about.. beacuse he came on here and did a few write ups, ur blood dey boil like vampire. Calm d fck down son

Did u read the last paragraph of Nura Usman?
"May almighty Allah bring and end to this problems bedevilling our country Nigeria Amin"

This is insult to Allah.
You know the problems and ur calling Allah for what?
Let's be guided

Ur wrong
What you saw is opposite.
North is North
They rather embrace this regime than fighting it
Remember Ayuba wabba NLC chairman compromised the nation wide strike due to fuel hlc bubu is from his wardness

And they will still be at the receiving end.
If they like they support, if they like make they no support.
Grave yard is their early retirement home.
I'm not the one be killed and will never be.

Gaddafi1:
They are simply chasing after shadow as impeachment of any president in Nigeria is almost impossible. The president and vice are from different regions of the country, and because the country is so divded along regional line, no region will see their president impeached for one from another region to take over.
It's unfortunate but the real situation we find ourselves in Naija.

*The North will fight against Buhari's impeachment at all cost*

So says the man that publicly testified that he does not believe in one Nigeria.
Selfishness
Anything to clinch power n embezzle

Nonsense talk
Even Adebayor dey follow talk rubbish.
U have all the money in this world and ur talking about love.

Will say it again, make money enjoy ur life, have taste of all species of woman, contract one have kid or kids keep living the life.

No love in this world.
Stop preaching love

Dont understand welcome Jonathan how?

rollybest:
This man been get liver oo when he was still in office. He was even among those that went to welcome Jonathan then. Senate under David mark come vex. Righteousness is free. But we pay dearly for sins, yet people have refused to be righteous

There is high rise of lazy Nigerian girls.
Gold diggers.
What happened to building your own career abi NOI get two heads?
That's y I'm happy with my paid baby mama's. Everything professional no string attached

Who noticed that this lady isn't happy.
A
No atom of joy shown abi she dey represent abroad bride

Worst idea
What is the mental state of these youths?
This is breeding of another insurgency yet to happen.

When I see these boys complain about girls it gets annoying.
What do you really expect from ladies?
Non of them like broke ass boys.
Make money have as many as u can afford.
Enjoy ur life till infinity.
No one owe u till death do us apart shit, in reality it's give and take.
Use Ned Nwoko as case study.

Who accused the innocent toddler of being a witch?
Religion and ethnicity destroyed Nigeria beyond repair.
What pastors, evangelist, prophet, prophetess etc has caused in this Africa particularly Nigeria is nothing to write home about.
They are out to destroy

Power will consume the whole of North.