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Car TalkRe: How Do You Save The Car? by Shawlambivert(m): 6:53am On May 20
Don't turn the steering as it is. Put the gear in reverse and drive back as it came in
timidapsin:
What do you do in this scenario to prevent further damage?
Can skill fix it? or Man power would be needed to lift and move it from the wall
Explain below
Foreign AffairsRe: US Imposes 10% Global Tariff On All Countries by Shawlambivert(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21
And the "J" stands for Juvenile
mkpologwu:
Donald J T, and "T" stands for tariff. grin grin

Let's see how a tiny screwdriver used for electronics devices would screw and drive Dangote trucks.
CrimeRe: UK Court Convicts Imam Abdul Halim Khan Of Raping 12-year-old Girls by Shawlambivert(m): 8:04am On Feb 15
I doubt if you have a life.
Botragelad:
Welcome to Islam. The only religion that pulls off every kind of crime imaginable, rape, terrorism, you name it, then screams “Islamophobia” the second anyone calls it out.

Just hours ago Islamists and their terror outfits put a death threat on Tommy Robinson in the UK. In France a Muslim tried to stab an officer and got dropped by bullets. Islamic terrorist groups are literally about to overrun Nigeria, I’ve been warning about that for years.

The pattern is crystal clear: when you let Islamists into your country, it’s like deliberately infecting yourself with a terminal disease. It eats you from the inside and destroys everything. I don’t care about being called Islamophobic, we have to say it straight. The world has an Islamic problem.

Until we’re willing to meet it with real resistance, Islam will keep creeping in, consuming, and wrecking every place it touches.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Hosts Newly Elected Kwara PDP Executives by Shawlambivert(m): 7:35am On Sep 29, 2025
Nothing truly last forever. Saraki of the old days
Foreign AffairsRe: Charlie Kirk’s Killing Shakes America: Obama Denounces ‘despicable’ Act by Shawlambivert(m): 6:47am On Sep 11, 2025
Shuo
Abeg! Make unna let us rest joor with this dude's death. We have more pressing issues to contend with here. Everyone suddenly became experts in America's political happenings.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Transmission Suspended Over Power Glitch by Shawlambivert(m): 7:05am On Sep 06, 2025
Mtscheeeeeeeeeeeew. This one na news. Abeg make unna shift joor
GamingRe: This Video Game Made Life Fun For 80s And 90s Kids (Throwback Photos) by Shawlambivert(m): 1:15pm On Sep 05, 2025
And you forgot Prince Of Persia
dominique:
The days of Pacman, dangerous Dave and shadow, games we played on PC before getting the super mario game console. The days of diskette (3½ floppy A). Indomie shidren will never relate grin
TravelRe: NIMET Predicts 3-day Thunderstorms, Heavy Rains Nationwide Starting Monday by Shawlambivert(m): 9:29am On Aug 04, 2025
I swear, even though I do not know you. This my guy here na farmer just like me
kennyz247:
Abeg baba God we need this rain badly for Kwara State..
HealthRe: Why Does My Baby’s Head Look Swollen After Delivery? Is That Normal? by Shawlambivert(m): 6:47pm On Jul 25, 2025
My baby's own didn't disappear. It's still there after 2years
PoliticsRe: We’re Restoring Sanity To Our State, Kwara Governor, Abdulrazaq Replies Saraki by Shawlambivert(m): 3:11pm On Oct 08, 2024
The chaotic and unplanned slum that our great capital city had become until recently is a dirty relic of the Bukola Saraki years when just anyone in the corridors of powers or their cronies could patch on any available land to erect structures with scant regard for any urban planning code."

That part up there is very true. Everything used to be padi padi kinda transaction
CrimeRe: Thief Caught In The Act Shows Exactly How He Broke Into The House (pics/video) by Shawlambivert(m): 10:13pm On Jul 05, 2024
Hilarious 😆
AgricultureRe: Niger State Agricultural Revolution: Cultivates Maize, Rice, Millet, Others by Shawlambivert(m): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2024
Great Initiative
TravelRe: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Shawlambivert(m): 12:59pm On Feb 15, 2024
All the best wishes in your adventure bro. Stay safe.
CareerRe: Planning To Resign From Current Job by Shawlambivert(m): 4:57pm On Dec 26, 2023
Yes it can be harvested but from experience it rarely ends well. There's a very high probability you'll be cheated. So many bad people out there looking to shortchange and exploit you.
BigBashiru:
Can crops be harvested without you being physically present??
CareerRe: Planning To Resign From Current Job by Shawlambivert(m): 10:55am On Dec 26, 2023
Pls don't resign just yet. Practical Agriculture can be very dicey especially if you're just starting. It's my discipline as well and that's all I've been doing since after my grad in 2011 but trust me, it takes time.
kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.
RomanceRe: Zainab Abidoye & Mother Lived Off Man's Wealth But Refused To Marry Him (Photos) by Shawlambivert(m): 4:09pm On Nov 10, 2023
Generous simp who's actually my uncle cry
Coolsat:
I don't even blame the woman but the generous simp
CrimeRe: NAF Airstrikes Neutralise Terrorists In Lake Chad by Shawlambivert(m): 7:56am On Oct 03, 2023
Good news
PoliticsRe: Reports Of A N50billion plea Bargain deal with Emefiele Is False - AGF Fagbemi by Shawlambivert(m): 12:35pm On Oct 01, 2023
Don't you worry yourself much. These ignorant, semi-illiterates forming well read people don't know the CBN is an independent institution on it own. See him talking about CBN being under the presidency.
seunmsg:
Who is taking about Accountant here? It’s obvious you don’t even know the meaning of Accounting Officers in regards to Federal MDAs.

Go and learn about how the federal public service is structured and administered before talking and criticizing what you don’t understand. The ignorance you’re oozing is embarrassing.
SportsRe: Pogba Tests Positive For Testosterone, Provisionally Suspended, risks 4-year ban by Shawlambivert(m): 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2023
Na only you Pogba
CrimeRe: Police Breaks Child Trafficking Syndicate, Recover Three Children In Akwa Ibom by Shawlambivert(m): 7:02am On Aug 31, 2023
Wicked souls
Foreign AffairsRe: US Announces A $250 Million Security Aid Package For Ukraine by Shawlambivert(m): 9:44pm On Aug 29, 2023
smiley
CelebritiesRe: A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochie’s Daughter by Shawlambivert(m): 10:01pm On Jul 04, 2023
Landmine1:
No strength for much talk.
Lol. This sums it all
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele, Nigeria’s Powerful Central Bank Chief Lost His Seat by Shawlambivert(m): 3:01pm On Jun 14, 2023
Watching
PoliticsRe: Daily Loud Reports Tinubu's US Drug Case by Shawlambivert(m): 9:53am On Apr 11, 2023
How much are you buying pls?. I have over 7,000 pi
noble71:
shocked
It has never been this bad! embarassed


Meanwhile sell your Pi to us at a good rate.
PoliticsRe: Why Abdulahi Yaman Is Kwara’s Best Choice, By Abdulfaitai Raheem by Shawlambivert(m): 2:05pm On Feb 21, 2023
Kikikikiki
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Appealing To Nigerians To Avoid Protest Over New Naira Design Policy by Shawlambivert(m): 7:24am On Feb 17, 2023
You forgot that he's also running for Senate. Maybe he'll be in line for the position of the Senate President sha
nairalee:
Oshiomole has been singlehandedly coordinating and stagemanaging Tinubu throughout his rallies. if not for Oshiomole, Tinubu's gaffes would have been worse, sometimes he literally dictates to Tinubu what to say.

Dont be surprised after election he'll be given one of the juiciest positions.
PoliticsRe: NPC Commences Training Of Functionaries For The 2023 Census by Shawlambivert(m): 6:08am On Jan 24, 2023
Very true
tk4radi:
Unfortunately for you and me,, those previous ones they did were what the government is using to plan the economy..
And that's what the other countries and the international community is relying upon in doing anything with Nigeria as a PEOPLE.
FamilyRe: Once Husband And Wife Sleep In Different Beds, The Marriage Is Almost Over ..... by Shawlambivert(m): 7:05pm On Oct 13, 2022
Not so true. My self as a case study, we have been sleeping on separate beds in the same house and it would be 8years of togetherness in January. Everything isn't as it seems. Sleeping habits differs and may be a factor, which doesn't mean they'll love each other any less. Like for me, I tend to roll about in bed when asleep from one side to another. So for me not to constantly break her bone week in week out, it's logical we share a different bed grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.
FoodRe: A Dozen Tubers Of Yam I Bought For N7,000 In Ogun Today by Shawlambivert(m): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2022
Not so good a buy for me around here. I can get almost double of that for same price here
Pierced:
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So each one goes for like 600 naira. Well bought. U tried.

Is it in lagos u bought it? And if yes which market?
PoliticsRe: Is Your State’s Water Board Still Functional? by Shawlambivert(m): 5:19pm On Jul 17, 2022
tunjilee003:
kwara state water board still functional,atleast thrice a week....
Very True
Foreign AffairsRe: Shooting At Fields Mall, Copenhagen. Casualties Recorded, One Suspect Arrested by Shawlambivert(m): 5:13am On Jul 04, 2022
Don't waste your time minding them. Bigots everywhere
LienwaltAbel:
The 22 year old guy that was arrested looks Danish. Not everyone is like you Biko.

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