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Romance / Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Shawlambivert(m): 2:51pm On Aug 05, 2020
I can't even move a leg even though I'd want to.
Health / Re: OHAI Africa: John Brought Change To His Mother by Shawlambivert(m): 8:01am On Jun 19, 2020
I'm proud of you John

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Career / Re: Should I Expose Them? by Shawlambivert(m): 8:31pm On May 21, 2020
Kindly drop your boss number with me in my email and I will help you inform her if you're scared of doing so. I will advise her to hire an auditor after which you'll help the auditor achieve the goal. It's the most responsible thing to do in this situation as you even confirmed how nice And generous she is to you guys. She doesn't deserve it.
Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

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Health / Re: Help! My Sister Is Seeing Her Period The Second Time This Month by Shawlambivert(m): 12:09pm On May 21, 2020
I never knew too. My wife started her period on the 2nd day of this current Ramadhaan (precisely from 25th -29th of April) only for her to begin another cycle 4days ago (on the 18th of May). I was perplexed, so I decided to ask another female friend who said it's possible. She said some people do have it that way.

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Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Shawlambivert(m): 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2020
Mine is migraine. So I already know what to do whenever that feeling arises.
TalkTalkTwins:
Hello guys,

Good day everyone!

I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha!
Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.

I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.

The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.

When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.

In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.

In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!

He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing.
When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.

Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal.
I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.

Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.

I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol
Politics / Re: People That Will Feel The Additional 14 Days Lockdown By The President by Shawlambivert(m): 10:03pm On Apr 13, 2020
Labourers. They basically live on daily wages. I feel for this class at this trying time.
Foreign Affairs / Bernie Sanders Officially Endorsed Joe Biden To Challenge Donald Trump by Shawlambivert(m): 9:09pm On Apr 13, 2020
Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden during a joint livestream Monday, saying that Americans of all political affiliations should back the former U.S. vice president.

“Today I’m asking all Americans, I’m asking every Democrat, I’m asking every independent, I’m asking a lot of Republicans to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy,” Sanders said as Biden bowed his head on a split screen.

The surprise announcement came less than a week after Sanders dropped out of the U.S. presidential race and didn’t quite endorse the Democratic front-runner. At the time he said he would continue to collect delegates toward the nomination so that he could influence policy at the convention later this summer.
Monday, Sanders and Biden announced they were creating joint task forces of their staffs to work together on shared policy areas, including on the economy, education, climate change and criminal justice. Sanders’s continued popularity is edging Biden slightly to the left in his policy stances. Biden has endorsed some of Sanders’s ideas.

Sanders’s endorsement of Biden is a stark contrast to his 2016 campaign against Hillary Clinton. Sanders did not endorse Clinton until July, just before the Democratic National Convention and weeks after Clinton became the presumptive Democratic nominee.


Biden has amassed a nearly insurmountable lead in delegates.

Sanders announced his support during a livestream with the former vice president about the economic response to the coronavirus pandemic.

“We need you in the White House,” Sanders said to Biden.

Credit- BNN Bloomberg
Politics / Re: N125: Have They Started Selling Fuel At The New Pump Price In Your Area? by Shawlambivert(m): 11:24am On Mar 24, 2020
Yes. I just had a refuel this morning in ilorin
Crime / Re: Abdulrasheed Maina’s Sister, Fatima Abdullahi Testifies Against Him by Shawlambivert(m): 8:22am On Dec 12, 2019
The write up says her accounts were blocked (which implies not one and possibly not from one bank). This is possible with the BVN linkages. They blocked all her accounts knowing fully well she would easily walk into the banking hall to complain.
Heromaniaa:
You don't know the company but you withdraw money from the account and receive alerts. Money you didn't work for. Brother and sister are complicit.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Signs That Your Car's Engine Performance Might Be Decreasing by Shawlambivert(m): 7:03am On Nov 20, 2019
Well done Sir
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training by Shawlambivert(m): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2019
amliftedhigher:

When you give yourself too much expectation you will likely be frustrated on the way especially if you are putting your hopes in man.
But you don't have to put any hope in man but God
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training by Shawlambivert(m): 1:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
Please....... Have a rethink. Be patient. I believe greatness still lie ahead for you.
LOWLIFER:




Sadly but yes.I am going through so much anguish and pain

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Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training by Shawlambivert(m): 1:02pm On Nov 16, 2019
Calm down brother and have a rethink. I sincerely hope it's not what came to my mind after reading this comment of yours.
LOWLIFER:
I am going to a place where there is no pain...


I give up on life
Family / Re: I Impregnated A Pastor's Daughter, We Rushed The Wedding by Shawlambivert(m): 10:53am On Nov 12, 2019
I'm amazed to read this coming out from a "supposed" lady. Shit happened already. No need pointing accusing fingers. I don't think and agree that's a good enough advice coming from you.
ifyalways:
A pastors daughter does not care about pre marital sex, even her Pastor parents that consented to the awkward marriage.

If it's just one of those church weddings and certificates and no registry certificate, its easy for you to walk out of the marriage now. Tell her how you feel and If she wants to keep wearing wedding band and stay married to herself just so she can keep up appearances, that's her own wahala.

Your child though should not suffer for your indiscretion. Make she s/he is well taken care of.

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Family / Re: I Impregnated A Pastor's Daughter, We Rushed The Wedding by Shawlambivert(m): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2019
The 300th Like for a perfectly composed reply. He's still a baby and age has nothing to do with that.
donstan18:
You got a lady pregnant, you married her.
Next thing, you connected with another lady while playing chess.
What next? You've started discussing orgasms with her after you both went to see a movie.
Now a short black lady has been chasing her in her dreams



TBH, Never in my life have I seen a BOY as so confused, wayward, deceitful, irresponsible and promiscuous as this OP.


Thanks.
Education / Re: Python Killed In Hostel At The Federal University Otuoke, Bayelsa by Shawlambivert(m): 9:40pm On Nov 07, 2019
That's a Military Python there.
Culture / Re: Nigerians In Ireland Celebrate Yoruba Culture With Colourful Fabrics (Pictures) by Shawlambivert(m): 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2019
Thumbs up kiss

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Forum Games / Re: Use The Words "Where" And "Were" In A Sentence. by Shawlambivert(m): 6:30pm On Sep 18, 2019
Where were you while he was in school?
Were you able to locate where she hid the chocolate?

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Culture / Re: Alaafin of Oyo and his wives on holiday in London. PHOTOS by Shawlambivert(m): 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2019
Well done sister! Messages therein well encoded. Can't be more aptly written.
LillyVal:
If you have a daughter or a sister who's grown, always check on them. Give them money now and then to buy pads, under wears, and maybe toiletries. Females sometimes would never ask for these things from us, but they genuinely need them. They might ask from the wrong persons.

If you have friends/relations who are students, call them sometimes, check on them. If you have #500 or #1000 give them. Life as a student sometimes gets really tough. Your kind gestures to them, goes a long way in helping them keep to a positive line.

Men, if you have friends who are currently jobless, call them sometimes in solidarity. When going for a hair cut or shave sometimes,make them come along to get a hair cut or shaved too, while you pay.

When recharging your phone, do recharge theirs too. It may be nothing to you but sure means a lot to a jobless or poor fellow. Their ego wouldn't allow them to ask for it.

When your friends are into business, patronize and support them even when it means adding a little tip for them, please do it. It wouldn't cost you much.

Instead of buying beer for your friends, why dont you buy them food?

Sometimes, our friends, colleagues and maybe family,go through a lot but wouldn't dare tell us. Please give a helping hand today.

*My September tips for humanity*

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Celebrities / Re: Simi, Others Astonished As Magodo Residents Enjoy 24/7 Electricity by Shawlambivert(m): 9:12pm On Aug 25, 2019
Seconded. I live in Ilorin too. It's so much better.
midolian:
Sincerely speaking, we ve never had it this good..

Politics aside, Buhari's emergence as president of this raped country is the best thing to have happened to it.

Since 2015, power supply here in Kwara has been to a great extent, stable. At least 12hours a day anywhere in Nigeria, when compared to how it used to be is Stable.

Prior to 2015, a week would go by and the only light we would see's sunlight.



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Romance / Re: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by Shawlambivert(m): 3:21am On Mar 21, 2019
This song by Taylor Swift will help you. How you get the girl. Just try to listen to it.
BalleyB:
Good evening everyone. I am going to keep this as short as possible because I wouldn't want to bore you with irrelevant information.

Dated this amazing lady for a year which was one of the best moments of my relationship life but I flopped with my insecurities and Jealousy which made her lose interest in me. I stopped being her "kind of guy" due to these distasteful actions of mine and we broke up two months ago.

The thing is, I have had another relationship after the break up but I can't seem to be able to get over her because she is one in a thousand (reason why I loved her in the first place).

Throughout the space of two months, we didn't have any form of communication until two days ago when I sent a text apologizing for my behavior during the breakup saga (I got emotional and said things I shouldn't have). She replied my text yesterday saying she had forgiven me because she knew I did those things due to the fact I was hurt and in her words "Time heals all wounds I guess"

We haven't had any other conversation since yesterday but I want to get her back. I felt since she replied my text with a positive "tone" I might be able to work things out with her.

Please I really need an advice because this lady means so much to me.
Politics / Re: Dauda Philip Gets N8M Motorized Wheelchair 11 Years After Accident. Photos by Shawlambivert(m): 11:06am On Mar 14, 2019
What makes a country? The inhabitants I guess which you're obviously part of. That makes all of us foolish going by your choice of word. I think you shouldn't have generalized it. There's still a lot of sane people around including yourself. The picture you attached said it all and I totally concur with your point apart from the foolish country part.
freedomforall30:
Foolish country. He needed this! Without a disability equipped van to go with it, it's useless in Nigeria; a country with no paved streets or disability friendly roads.
Politics / Re: Kwara Governorship: PDP In Early Lead, Armed Military, DSS Operatives Spotted by Shawlambivert(m): 8:34pm On Mar 09, 2019
Actually dead and gone
Topccy007z:
I thought they said Saraki is politically dead
Politics / Re: Kwara Governorship: PDP In Early Lead, Armed Military, DSS Operatives Spotted by Shawlambivert(m): 8:31pm On Mar 09, 2019
NaijaRoyalty:
Saraki stays alive despite heavy security forces working for APC in the state .

PDP is Kwara and Kwara state is PDP .
it's probably another Kwara in Sudan not the one in Nigeria. Unna eyes go soon clear. Fake report

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Completes Final O To Ge Rally In Kwara(photos) by Shawlambivert(m): 8:09am On Mar 08, 2019
Remove the part that contains Successful Medical Doctor. I'm not sure he even remembers how to give an injection. Never practiced. So can't be regarded as a successful medical doctor.
sonature1:


I wonder why you guys talk so much about Saraki.
A successful medical doctor, two-time governor and the senate president of Nigeria.
That's a rich resume and enough loot to enjoy for the rest of his life undecided

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Politics / Re: Nigeria About To Become The Next Venezuela - UK Telegraph by Shawlambivert(m): 8:14am On Mar 06, 2019
Good judgement here. Your head dey there. Better person
priceaction:
They have started with their doom saying again. They talked about this 4 years ago, and they were proved wrong. At least we were able to survive and manage it well.This would have happened assuming ND avengers keep causing havoc but it was also well managed.The structures of Nigeria and Venezuela are different. venezuela is under sanction, nigeria, no. Venezuela has post unrest situations, not in nigeria, there is fractional supports of opposition government from surrounding countries including america but in nigeria, no opposition or parallel government as at now, and everyone has moved on except atiku and pdp that likely go to court. The structures on ground are not the same.

Yes, poor economic policies by buhari led government may allow some foreign investors to be skeptical about investing in nigeria but is not as bad as they foresee. The main problem is that many free and stolen money that many advanced countries like UK see from Nigerian government in the past has drastically reduced. They depend on those money to grow their own economy and now no free corrupt money while the one they are protecting are been put under pressure to be recovered. They should face their brexit wahala and leave us alone until things stabilize.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu’s Campaign Group Congratulates Buhari, Appeal To Lagosians by Shawlambivert(m): 8:24am On Feb 28, 2019
OK.

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Politics / Re: Kwara Assembly Speaker Dumps APC, Leads 23 Lawmakers To PDP by Shawlambivert(m): 10:11am On Feb 25, 2019
Thank you
Kamelot77:
am proud of my fellow kwarans, dey are d real MVP
Politics / Re: Kwara Assembly Speaker Dumps APC, Leads 23 Lawmakers To PDP by Shawlambivert(m): 8:48am On Feb 25, 2019
Take back your words
foyeks2001:
APC shud just forget abt Kwara State.
Politics / Re: Kwara Assembly Speaker Dumps APC, Leads 23 Lawmakers To PDP by Shawlambivert(m): 8:47am On Feb 25, 2019
Pls take back your words. People now knows the power they have in their PVC
Kamelot77:
awon Werey
Kwara state governor decamp cos of saraki
23 honourable decamp cos of saraki
the emirate will always support saraki
Kwara state should be rename to saraki state

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Celebrities / Re: Pls I Need A Logical Explanation As To Why This Guy Is Popular by Shawlambivert(m): 2:11pm On Feb 21, 2019
I totally concur
meobizy:

Lol.
That’s what the new generation enjoys now.
I guess it’s the drugs they take.
When one releases songs under their influence the only people who understand them are those familiar with the drugs.

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Politics / Re: We Are Battle Ready For Ballot Box Snatchers, Army Says by Shawlambivert(m): 6:28am On Feb 19, 2019
Tomide007:
Operation snatch ballot box and hear election result in heaven.
Or probably Hell

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