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Am gonna wait for her till she ripe very well, before I take her...he father jay-z has said she is gonna allow her marry a Nigerian......am am going to be the lucky guy, the girl is just so pretty

Am gonna wait for her till she ripe very well, before I take her...he father jay-z has said she is gonna allow her marry a Nigerian

you people MURIC will just be looking for trouble.. in Allikman university in Ilorin, non Muslim are force to put in hijab ooo, u didn't talk about that....a serious issue happen in a secondary school in Ilorin just yesterday,,, imagine a missionary school and those Muslim wanna build mosque inside the school what they can not accept inside their ansa urdeen or Muslim school, they can accept even Friday fellowship let alone building a church, and they want to build mosque inside inside a Christian school.....let the kwara state government return back all the missionary schools in kwara state....enough of all this rubbish

Sellfish:
Billionaire that cannot spell 'nurture'

Quota System Billionaire

Mtchewwww

Yeeèeèeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Who slapped me

you 5 generations to come even if they are professor in English they can't have the kind of money he is having and controlling, is the English or the school he went to paying him now..... mtcheeew your type won't and will never be great as long as you keep noticing errors of others....you are insulting him because of a simple or maybe typographical error....motherfucker ke ni ma ni eniyan

Sellfish:
Billionaire that cannot spell 'nurture'

Quota System Billionaire

Mtchewwww

Yeeèeèeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Who slapped me

you 5 generations to come even if they are professor in English they can't have the kind of money he is having and controlling, is the English or the school he went to paying him now..... mtcheeew your type won't and will never be great as long as you keep noticing errors of others....you are insulting him because of a simple or maybe typographical error....motherfucker

Rednaxelot:
please try to reason like a human being

A tadpole wouldn’t post this, if it had access to the internet

lol omg, this is complete finishing I swear......back in the days of mortal kombat.....this is brutality.....finish him.....lol

Rednaxelot:
please try to reason like a human being

A tadpole wouldn’t post this, if it had access to the internet

lol omg, this is complete finishing I swear......back in the days of mortal kombat.....this is brutality.....finish him

If am the one, I won't talk, I will just poison the farm, next time they come they will eat it and all those cows and sheep will just die,and die for nothing,let them come and arrest me then.....

wooow more money for yeye bello to spend on campaign and share to selfish kogi Kings and godfathers.......20,000 per head for those that vote for yeye bello

I have once be in your situation too before, I am also a teacher mine is even private ooo, but I have two other business I am doing, I am into cat fish farming and thank God I have customers, also I am into computer business, doing online registration, photocopy etc inside Unilorin, which my kid sister is in charge so what am saying in essence is that you should find other means to make income....today I don't even tell ladies am a teacher I just tell them I am a cat fish farmer, and they still accept to be my girl because u know what,,,,they will eat free fish lolzzz

APOPTOSIS:
What do you call beauty..??
Is it....
OVERWHELMING MAKE UP....
BLEACHING from COKE to Sprite or Fanta....
Wearing APPENDAGES all over...
Fixing Eyelashes that look like HORSETAIL...
Empty Brain with no Market value.....

Or what..??

God bless you jare my guy,
some coconut heads don't know the meaning of beauty, their head is just full of water....lol but guy the way you describe girls doing this things makes me laugh alot.....funny

APOPTOSIS:
What do you call beauty..??
Is it....
OVERWHELMING MAKE UP....
BLEACHING from COKE to Sprite or Fanta....
Wearing APPENDAGES all over...
Fixing Eyelashes that look like HORSETAIL...
Empty Brain with no Market value.....

Or what..??

God bless you jare my guy,
some coconut heads don't know the meaning of beauty, their head is just full of water....lol but guy the way you describe girls doing this things makes me laugh alot

adm212144:
let us know the damage .vut from what I know he gives you guy exposure Lagos is suffering now.lagosian are like zombie that only Tinubu trumpet determine their lives.yiu Kwarans are ingrate and you will regret it soon .welcome to Tinubu slavery

smiles....i can't argue with you, OK so forget it, if really he is not corrupt y did he went to court and ask court to stop the government from investigating him during his tenure as governor, and wch exposure has saraki given to kwarans, pls just keep your mouth shot if you don't know anything about kwara state pls with due respect shot up ur mouth, kwara has not change from where I use to know it from my kid age uptil now....

The bf has really gone too far for a lady that may end up not marrying him, and don't be surprise if the lady ends up dating the guitar guy I swear.....ladies can be so hmmmm can't just describe them with any words

The bf has really gone too far for a lady that may end up not marrying him, and don't be surprise if the lady ends up dating the guitar guy I swear.....

I won't be surprise that those supporting saraki on this platform is supporting him because you only know him from afar, and many get to know him when he became senate president....I am based in kwara state and I know how Mich damage he has done to kwara state....bukola saraki has finish kwara state.....if saraki is allowed to govern the desert for one year I swear you won't find any sand again....he is too corrupt that is just the basic truth

mtheeew now he is pretending to be humble, he has never done this before, instead he will even shake the emir who has himself useless, saraki sit on the floor, I just dey laugh, have you ever heard that he went to visit oni of ife or alafin of Oyo he can't because he is too proud to prostrate for a king he is older than.....he can't visit oni of ife if he make attempt to shake him he will be burnt alive

if am the one I swear is that instantly I will reject the shithole prize, to hell with him, and tell him my son is far more than 5,000 and 11 note books, scholarship would have been better, on that children's day I spent more than 5,000 on my 5years old daughter, buying books, bag, shoes for my Darling daughter.... she loves reading and I keep buying her books to read.....stupid gov

internationalman:
As for me I only date the girls I make friends with...

From friendship I just start acting like I have already started dating her while I take her own reaction into consideration..

It works 80% of the time..

bro you are very right I swear, this makes me remember a girl I met back then in kwara poly during ND days we became friends and very close, but then I get scared to ask a lady out, so I never ask her out till we finish ND....fast forward, later I Cross to unilorin I was in 300level she started again from 100level we just came across again and my feelings for her ignite again, we exchange number and we fix a day to meet somewhere in school, then now am a guru in wooing a lady, as we start talking I just go straight to the point that you know since ND days have been asking u out but you don't wanna accept for me, meanwhile I have never ask her out before ooo, a week after she said yes.....a month after we started fucking

Thank you for this mehn, some women are just stupid thinking they are wise, I so much love the statement that you said, playing hard to get is old fashion, I have once dated a girl before that took me a year plus to win her, but you know what, just a week after we started FVCKING each other, and the one that accept for me wethin 3days even after 3 months she never give me to do ooo, it was the day our relationship clock a year that we Bleep, till today am still with her, waiting for her to finish her university edu...then we get married....and I keep on loving her everyday, she is too good for me

oya am ready ooo,any lady that is ready and is from a rich family, that wanna get married am here and I promise to me very loyal, I won't hurt you neither will I break your heart, am 32 years old a graduate of unilorin studied business education 08148913233

she is actually right though, but hmmmm look before you leap, a lady have say this to me before too, that I never can say maybe if I get married things will change for good, but still am kinda scared

woow nice,gonna write this inside my educative jotter asap

congratulations gov,wish you all the best

The nigga is a slow poke.....hmmmmm definition of the saying that the rich also cry, imagine the only son and a slow poke......God I thank you oooo, I use to murmur to God that am not handsome but when I see this in a rich man house then I say thank you to God for creating me like this, I am fearfully and wonderfully made

The truth is it pained me so.much that AJ was knock out because I never believed it, but then it is a lesson to me that, you can't reign forever no no no, where is okun biscuit today, the most popular biscult in Nigeria and even in west Africa but today you can't even see the traces of okun biscuit again, totally knocks out of market....

imagine oooo, so his son is outside the country
and people are here in 9ja killing and wounding their self for him here in 9ja, why can't his son come and fight for him naa, now those that have dead have dead for nothing and those that have wound have wounded for nothing, now he travel go greet his son, y can't his son come to 9ja and visit him, well I thank God for my life ooo, I don't have anything but I rather die than to be any political thug or thug

AJ I know and am sure of this, I know you will rise back, you will come back and reclaim your title, it doesn't matter how many times you fall but what matter most is how many times you keep rising to get back to life....I wish you all the best AJ....

very very simple honestly just put your saliva in his food when ever you wanna give the dog food for 7 days it will know your face try this and thank me later 08148913233

wooow let me tell you what I did during my own time with my immediate younger sis, it happens that she behaves exactly like your sis too, but I never raise my hand to beat her, one day we fight so much that mum and dad have to talk to me that what if they are dead won't I be acting or be in position of a dad to her? they talk to me and I also realize they are saying the truth, after about two weeks after the whole thing has settle down, I call my sis into my room, I call her three times and I said baby mi, first of all please what ever u think am during wrong that u dont like let me know and pls forgive me and i ask her what have I done to you to deserve all this from you, you know how.much I love you with passion, I talk to.her mehn that night she cried kneeling down to beg me that she is sorry that I should just forgive her and she promise me never to be rude to me again, that day I also cried we both cried then we hug each other and kissed each other, peck her lips, peck and kissed her forehead...and that's how we end out fight, so one day it happen I woo one of her friend that I don't know they are both friends, that one is calling me by name instead of bro because I woo her, my sis hear this and lavish the girl with Insult I was so happy that day....
so all am just trying to say is to sit her down first of all pet her and apologize for your past behaviour towards her and beg her, I swear she will also apologize and beg you too, and also the truth is that if u have money she will respect you the more, today this my sis am talking about wil call me and ask big bro what should I.cook down for you, what do u wanna eat, why because I give her money and feed her....so.please just be calm to her, with time she will change, she is still in her teen age, that's the stage they get attracted to boys I understand her, also use that to talk to her....she will change am sure

Greatzeus:
Surprised nobody has mentioned the number one cause alchol intake is so prevalent among youths even in Junior secondary schools.
Growing up in the 80s 90s and early 2000s, buying of alcohol is expensive, at least for a teenager then, schnapps Aromatic gin comes in very big bottle that not everyone can afford. But now gin comes in N50 and N100 satchets that even a primary school boy can afford.
There are now many brands of cheap satchets gin that claims to be for " manpower" "Jedi""opa eyin" etc some of the brand names sound so ridiculous. The women who sell these alcoholic drinks do pack them in a bowl in different brands. Go to any garage in Lagos or any busy area you will see them there.
In America you can't buy alcohol if you don't have an I'd that you are 18 and in most states 21 years. But here, parents send children to buy beers, uncles send their nephews to buy satchets gin.
I thank God that I have formed all my habits before this new era of drugs and alcohol abuse, please parents you will have to do x10 of home training of what our parents gave us to your kids if you don't want them to waste their lives. Things so bad morally nowadays.
When I was serving I caught little boys not more than 13 to 15 years with nude women photos on their phone? Now anyone with a smart phone and internet connection can have access to millions of porn materials with just a few words search on Google.
Parents don't take anything for granted,things are different now compare to when we were kids.

I love this, this is just the basic truth infact nothing but the bitter truth,

Good job jor, had it been he built it in Nigeria it won't be appreciated, no good thing done by an individual in Nigeria is appreciated...what a shit hole country....