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Babara1994:
We met on Facebook, exchanged numbers and few days down the line, she asked for a date.

Fine, I obliged, but she didn't know I'm always on Dutch mode when it comes to dates. LOL

So we got the place. A very expensive eatery. She was well-dressed but was all bleached - a big turn-off. I actually like light-skinned women, but not the bleached ones.

Okay, fine. She ordered a plate of rice, a bottle of champagne, a cup of ice-cream and three pieces of meat-pie. I began to wonder if we came for national eating competition. Anyhow sha, I ordered a plate of rice and a bottle of malt.

When it was time to pay, I paid for mine ONLY and told her to settle her bill. It led to an argument and all eyes were on us. I left the place and insisted she settled her debt.

A big lesson to all women out there. If you come across me, I won't pay a dime until you're my wife. Why should I act like I'm your husband when you aren't my wife?

And if you're a guy reading this: Spend what you're OK with and don't make yourself a fool. If you go broke tomorrow, you'll be forgotten.

Wailings of a poor wretched simp turned Redpiller wannabe so ordinary rice and ice cream is what u couldn't pay for and u are here already giving motivational advises You see why I don't take these Nairaland Broke Wretched Boys serious?

All these BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) boys sef

I have one thing to tell you. GROW UP!

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captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.

Are you okay at all? Just listen to your stupid self type

Normally, I would've sided my gender but Fvck it, everything isn't about cruise all the time..

Mr. Man, u better wake up and chase that thing out of your life. A 3million naira wedding in this Harsh Economy? Just a one day thing and everyone is back to their normal life? Doesn't she think of what comes after the wedding?

For your sanity, U better run as far as your legs can carry u

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shadrach77:
Some people don't respect themselves. Those kids are very polite. Oyinbo kids no send you and your age.

They apologised and instead of you to move on, you still continue to video them and talk trash

You're an id*ot

Cravemore:
Lol can you tell me the damage spanishfly has cause to anyone who used it.

i just don't have time for people like you with Empty brain. How many people have you shown a way on how to make money on this forum. If only you knew early, I tutor your mate on how to fish, am sure you'd have
come begging for me to save you from poverty.

Shameless wretched boy who doesn't know that there is more to life than sex giving out sexual drugs

I pity your wretch*d father and Mother who think they have "a child" Hop*less p*g

I won't reply u again Hopeless boy from a wretch*d family

Cravemore:
Hey Mr. it obvious you're gay trying pretend as a female. If you place dat trigger on me. You get my attentions properly , No one is giving Op wrong advise. he was actually looking a solution for gf's low libido. AlThough It right to prevent your self from dangerous drug",.But for her solution, I think that's the cure for her, which I recommended and besides only illiterate like your papa we go to a shop and buy product and can't read.

Oh u are jst realizing am a man? Awwwn dear u realized late

U are here recommending rubbish that might be harmful to the body instead of giving him tips on how to get so busy making money that he wouldn't have time for sex sex sex all the time but what did I see? A Shameless poor boy with no ambitions recommending useless drugs

Mrfixitt:
I'm educated so I will scrutinize the product before making use of it. Thanks so much for your concern. Lest I forget, you're beautiful ❤️

U welcome dear

Mrfixitt:
It was not this bad before. Women naturally experience decline in sex drive after giving birth to some kids but my wife's own is coming too early. I just don't want to cheat that's my problem

Hmmm, honestly I don't know what to tell u again o but becareful of those drugs though as they can cause harm, don't let 5mins of pleasure lead u into what you're not ready

Mrfixitt:
I'm married with kids. My wife has low libido and it's affecting our marriage. Need something that can boast her her sex drive

Didn't u notice all these before marrying her? Or you thought she'd change when you finally put the ring in her hand? Or you were a Victim of 'no sex before marriage'?

Penflame:
I have a girlfriend and we love each other so much. I disvirgined her, it was not easy before I could disvirgin her but she insisted I proceed even though the pain was much for her.

After that, I observed she doesn't enjoy sex which she also complained of. As a matter of fact, she doesn't get wet easily no matter how I romance or touch her.

She doesn't cheat on me, I trust her to that extent. She just seems to have a low libido or something I don't know.

Please, how can I help her on this?

This is someone I have a plan to settle down with.
But this issue of not enjoying sex with her is giving me second thought already.

Please advice without insult.

Thanks.

U better leave that lady alone and go get someone who matches your sex drive, as sex is the only thing u can think of. Broke men have nothing to offer except sex all the time

If u were to be very busy in life making money, u wouldn't even notice this leave her alone so her type can find her, there are men who have low sex drive too and hellbent of making money everyday, sex barely freak them, infact that your babe with low sex drive will be the one disturbing him for sex. That's her type of men not broke Hot man like u

Mrfixitt:
Where is it sold bro ?

until you put the one she'll sleep and never wake up again before your eyes go clear. That mumu there telling u what to put in her food or drink will still be the one who
will blame u here for your stupidity and how u couldn't control yourself as a man.

Obavoh:
My neighbor helped us cook delicious fried rice with turkey. I gave her 4,500 for the ingredients.

Hope she no cheat me?

Senseless talk, you gave someone 4,500 to cook fried rice in this harsh economy and she delivered only for u to come here thinking she robbed u.. how much do you think she could swindle from the 4,500?

Why didn't your so called wife prepare it then? You're not even ashamed of yourself coming to tell us "Your neighbour prepared it" when u have a so called wife. Rubbish

CoronaVirusRelo:


Even Ned Nwoko’s family is bigger than the count of people that attended.

Spiritually, a gathering of such is a sin!

Why give people false hopes of what will NEVER materialize.

Such walks should be used to encourage people on the need and importance to align and vote for one of the most viable candidates.

A vote of Peter Obi is a waste of vote!

It will be better for them to just sell their votes and use proceeds to eat cat fish pepper soup with fresh orange juice, instead of just voting BLANK

Is that why you're crying dear? Sorry

In a bid to sound Savage but ended up sounding st*Pid

Hmmmm and without being bribed ooo

This 2023 election will be so sweet anyway but am confused on who to Vote for

This case has started turning to cruise oo

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