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oliseh99:
I lost my dad's land documents..and I want to sell it....how do retrieve it..
The land is registered..

Unfinished story My instincts is telling me that u are just a Thief trying to sell his family's land behind their back

Why not hustle, buy urs and do whatever u want with it?

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Lol

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Jahwinaboy:
send me ya account number. Season greetings

Thank u very much, but, I do not think I need it anyway. If u really want to be of help, there are people who I think really need it on dis forum not me dear. Thank u once again

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Happy birthday to you Churchill

Pells1:
What do you do offline?
Nothing actually than hawking your kpekus around
Haha I pity d nigga that will settle down with your river Niger kpekus
Demented dirty dry ass thot
You don't want no smoke from me
You will go to bed in tears Tonight
You dumbfuk

This animal mistaking me for his miserable sisters at home everyone mustn't be like your miserable sisters at home okay? “Smelly kpekus, dirty pussy, ashawo, Olosho....’’ Pheeeew same old, stale and boring lines


U can do better boy Pathetic illiterate who inherited Nairaland from his Father

LittleBigDick:
I've been dating this babe for 4 months now and all of a suddenly she's now pressuring me to get a social media account on ig, WhatsApp and Facebook
I haven't signed up on social media accounts since I was born

You must be from the past Generation Ancient of days, as old as you are, you will never change

LittleBigDick:
andI like it to be that way because I'm not missing anything much from having a social media account[/b]

OGA you're missing alot, how do you get to know the happenings around the world?

LittleBigDick:
She's trying to emotional blackmail me into having one
She says it's kinda weird not having a social media account

Emotionally blackmail u? Like how? I don't get it and yes, it is very weird for someone at this present generation not to be on Social Media

LittleBigDick:
Because apparently everyone has one
My Ex was happier with me not being on social media and even prefered me that way
So what do I do ??

Lol should I tell him? ur ex is probably happy you ain't on social media because the chances of u catching her if she's cheating is very narrow wake up to reality dear

Pells1:
Olosho don drop quote
Quote me when you are useful to your self

Ohohohoh here we go again, same old lines Buahahahaa so dis is what u have been typing since boy? I swear I even thought u have left the forum

Do not mistake me for ur wretched old mother in the village okay? Or ur never-do-well sisters at home okay?

I know it’s too late for your father to have worn condom. But that doesn’t mean your misery can't end. Try Sniper today boy

henrybangs44:
Guys,
I've been seeing this girl for like 6 months.
She seemed like a good girl, I liked her.
She told me she was in her final year... I was like woww.. meaning she will soon graduate. As a man that have seen it all with girls, I asked her about her life story so it won't surprise me when the love gets deep. She told me about how she was deflowered, her body count and all. I was very happy with her honesty ( or I thought). I was very okay with her story and I was satisfied so I decided to get serious with her.

To cut the story short, I've been serious with her, sending her money, buying her gifts, taking care of part of her schooling. As an experienced man, I never did any cos I was expecting her to be good to me or be faithful or something, I was just doing it because that's my nature. I'm a man of giving. I give to anyone around me without expecting anything in return be it loyalty or returned favour.

Today I saw her chat with someone which was all VN. I was like...Why all this chat in VN? She then gave me the phone and after a short while fell asleep. That VN made me curious to go further.

I looked upon her chat.... Holly molly!!!
This is the summary
- on her grad day that I sponsored .. she used her hand to invite a guy to come and sleep with her for two days. In her words "come over, I wan kn**c"
- She's been having video s*x chat with multiple guys that use her as a c*min* object.
- she said yes to a guy that just asked her once Two days ago confessing her feelings and telling to come over when he's free cos she wants to "feel him "

My first reaction was a laugh cos I already knew most girls are not to be trusted... I was prepared for it already... I showed her the chats.. she started begging.. I wanted to sent her out of my room but something told me I will be the one to lose...

So I pretended like I forgave her.. told her not to do it again or I'll break up with her...

Ladies and gentlemen I gave her the love making of her life.... I b*ng*d the sh** out of her. Damn!!! She will need for fan to cool off.

After that I set out to go meet my friends.. as I'm trying this she's still in my room... thinking I forgave her... not knowing that's the last time she will ever contact me.

Girl's be faithful, nothing dey this life, all these will not give you happiness. Nothing is worth your dignity. No amount of money is worth your dignity.
Forget about boys that cheat, you ain't in competition. I have all the opportunity to cheat buy I decided to just respect myself. It's not worth it.. Trust me

It is always the girls cheating and all that on dis forum honestly I am tired of u people here

Can u please tell us ur own cheating part too? oh, u want her to be loyal to u alone while u go about cheating? Rubbish

Pells1:
Who?
He ain't known
How will this affect the present economy of Nigeria

Miserable old fool, how will u know him? when u don't have a life outside NairaLand, ur mates are out there looking for means to make money, while u on the other hand is always on dis forum seeking for attention like a starved kid and bragging with ur younger ones

Don't go nd look for how to make your life meaningful, later when u finally become miserable and wretched in life, u will start blaming ur innocent uncle for tying ur destiny on a Mango tree

Hahahaha Kidnappers giving tips on how to avoid being kidnapped by them

Lol

Hmmmm

Hmmm

In other words, she is tired of eating Egusi soup, she wants to test butterleaf, vegetable, Ogbono soup, white soup, etc

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CANDYDADDY:
We have been in the relationship for Just 2 weeks now, yesterday as i was going out, normally whenever i am going out she used to implore me of buying something for her when I'm coming back, but i don't really see the need to impress nor spend on a girl that never also invest in the relationship, so yesterday as i was coming back i bought her biscuits and some chocolate bars worth 1,500 and i told her the amount intentionally.

So today when I'm coming to her place i was already anticipating gratitude or 'thank you' from her to no avail,thus our convo goes;;



At the instance, i told her she is not appreciative and she should forget everything about us and she should never dare call or stop me on road wherever she sees me

Till now neither she have find way to call me nor me calling her

Moral of this is girls lives at the moment,what you did for them now ends there, stop impress a girl financially that don't show gratitude nor reciprocate your show of care.

Thrash I felt dizzy reading this thrash u wrote so she should lie down on the floor for u because of ordinary cheap Chocolate and Biscuits?

What u really need is EDUCATION and not RELATIONSHIP

Hmmm this country though, everyone is a Criminal yet they keep making it look as if it's the FG alone that are the problem

Hahaha

Lol it is gettin interesting

Depersonalized:
Burna could have helped this babe. They used to be 5 and 6

Very true, I think he has featured as a video vixen in one of her music then, Samathina abi what is the name sef

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jesusjnr2020:
What I Was Offered By An Occultist While Preaching In A Bus Park

This happened not long after I had returned from the 40-day turned 9 days dry fast I embarked on in the "wilderness", which I shared here early last year, as that gave me the audacity I needed to begin to live the life of the Spirit here on Earth and to boldly preach the Gospel of Christ on the streets of the FCT.

https://www.nairaland.com/6443340/what-happened-me-when-attempted

https://www.nairaland.com/6203578/day-faced-police-brutality-preaching/2#95312849

On this particular day, I had come out in the morning as usual and began preaching. In the course of my preaching, i entered into a bus park, and continued to preach at top of my voice (I don't think I had gotten a megaphone yet), "REPENT, AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS" or whatever I was saying at the time.

I was in full flow, but as i was preaching, I began to hear a voice screaming, "where is he?" "where hin dey?"

I wasn't sure about what was happening, but as I continued to preach, the voice continued to ask loudly, "where hin dey?" It now become clearer that it was Jesus who I was preaching about that the voice was asking me about, so I sought to know where the voice was coming from and the person behind the voice.

I later saw it was a man who sat by the window of a parked empty bus that was asking the question, so I went towards him to seek what he was about and also to use the opportunity to preach to him.

It was only after i had gotten into the bus he was and sat beside him that I got to realize what the man was about and that he wasn't really seeking for any answers but actually an occultist who appeared troubled by my preaching of the Gospel of Christ in the bus park.

He told me that he was just coming from a midnight meeting (12am - 4am) held atop Zuma rock, located in Suleja, Niger State. He said that he'd not yet had sleep, that I should be able to see it in his eyes.

He also said he knew me, that I could see the way he looked at me while he was entering into the park, and I could remember seeing him passing by and looking at me while entering into the park, but I thought it was just because I was preaching.

He then went on to mention some characters in the Bible using them as reference to what he knew about me. He said that I was strong like Samson and wise like King Solomon.

He said that I should leave what I was doing and join them, that I would become rich. He told me about some of his riches.

He also told me that most of the richest and popular church leaders were part of their group and mentioned some of their names to further entice me.

However while he was yet trying to convince me to join them, something happened that struck me.

As i was trying to show him something in the Bible I was holding while preaching to him, and consequently moved it closer towards him and where he was, I noticed that the guy suddenly dodged and took cover as if I had just pointed a gun or wielded a knife at him.

Lol! I didn't see that coming at all. The way he panicked.

This was still the same guy who's trying to persuade me to join the occult, yet he couldn't even succeed in hiding his phobia for what I had from me. He even made it more glaring, to confirm that it was indeed more powerful and stronger than whatever he or his group had or could muster.

So why would I want to leave what I had for something clearly worse or much less, just because of riches or whatever he was offering in exchange for it?

So that with the so-called riches or whatever he had to offer, I would now start living in fear of those like me as he was?

If anything, he ended convincing me and giving a powerful reason never to join the occult, because he hence proved that POWER pass power, and that GREATER is HE that is in me than he that's in any occultist.

God bless.

Before I opened the thread I knew it was u all these lies and thrash just to keep deceiving ur gullible people here

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I prefer him to the dying old man Apc presented us with. I just hate that old sick man

If peter OBI is not winning, then atiku, Kwankisa or Sowore should

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Same way Tinubu Supporters will Visit him at his Hometown Iragbiju to sympathize with him after his Presidential Ambition must have hit the rock hard