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I think You have bad breath, your mouth stinks

MediMedi:
A dude at 24 very good at communicating with opposite gender.

From my actions and how we talk you wount assume we're not in relationship but soon I hear things like I love you, I miss you all that I start lossing interest till we part ways then bounce back, some wount.

Please, am I normal?

You're very much normal dear. Nothing wrong here

Messi1:
You are not normal..infact you will never be normal.Just drink sniper to end the shit.

Your comment reeks of stupidity and gross foolishness, it's a pity I share thesame country with you and many of your type.

S

ashawopikin:
bitch, my mom is making a fool of herself, she should go suck a dick or something

ashawopikin:
bitch, e be like you miss road, is this rubbish you typed supposed to make sense?

You mean your mom is a bitch? Wow, I never knew

He's now an half-cast

Stallionhorse:
The truth is that we like cheap and free things that's why we fall victim easily.. 10 slippers for 7500 plus delivery to edo state.. Wow!! Even if nah bathroom slippers sef!! Fear God.. I don't blame the scammer I blame the scammee..

Funny

Our Nairaland Pastor can never reject this offer, yet he'll be the first to always preach endtime

TheGidRedpiller:
I repeat, a man and a woman can never be just friends, it just doesn't work that way, we were programed to only be intimate when it comes to that level, always remember that!

He can be her workmate, schoolmate, tenant, colleague and other relations based on PROFESSIONALISM and general SOCIALIZATIONS, if it crosses this line, my brother, its either the guy is after something else or your girl is about to wh0r£ as usual!

As a man or more aptly put, as an Alphamale, learn to set bounderies for both your biittches and every one else in general, let your biittch understand that you do not take shiit, you do not condone or welcome "Male Friends", you are not trying to control her life neither are you acting jealous, at this point you understand women will always be wh0r£s, she will always fvvck someone else as long as she owns her pvvssy, she is not your girlfriend in the full sense, BUT just let her not mess with your space!!
Stay Woke!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

Everyday women, is your centered around us? Goat

TheGidRedpiller:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MALE AND FEMALE BESTFRIENDS!!

Dear Lord, please give me the strength to talk about this topic over and over again!
Simpism has so eaten into the root of the modern day men that they would rather keep their heads inside the ground that consider the actual facts!

The only thing that will beat this logic is if the girlfriend or male bestie in question is gay/lesb!an, if this is not the case, then understand that you are an idi0t for believing that the guy your supposed girlfriend introduces to you is really just her "Friend"!!

Imagine a chicken trying to convince you that a full grown fox is just a friend.
Your girlfriend has a pvvssy, and that guy has a D!CK! Unless he is her blood brother from THE SAME MOTHER, understand that those two s£xual poles are attracting each other!

Before you starting nodding your head like an idi0t, understand that these 3 things are very unescapable; That Guy WILL, or Is CURRENTLY, or have ALREADY FVVCKED YOUR BIITTCH!!

Still Typing...

Pained Redpiller wannabe from a Broken home

olagunjuolawuyi:
All The Girls Wey Dey live my area don scarter the little kingdom that god has giving them just because of money! dating site everywhere! bad president bad friend bad influence bad gender called (f)

All? Which means Including your sisters and relatives?

alwayscool:
I am 30 years old, and unmarried,7 months back I had Facebook conversation with a married woman of 40 years, we live in same city. After two days of conversation she finally block me on Facebook,but few days ago I made a fake Facebook id and sent her a friend request,after three days of sending friend request one evening she accepted the freind request and messaged me,she asked me "why would I make fake id to contact her ",
I replied -because u blocked me 7 months ago...
Now she blocked my message again but again I am sending her friend request almost everyday but neither she accept not rejecting the request
Why is she nor accepting nor rejecting my friend request on Facebook?

Go and hustle boy

Kk

OMOJOHN001:
The Lady is that same pastor. Believe her at your own peril.

This is advert strategy nothing more.

You have this so much sense and wisdom yet Uneducated Herdsmen are ruling us

jeromestarks:
I just felt like sharing this.

I learnt something from my uncle. He had always prayed for a virgin even though his friends told him that he can't get any virgin in this generation, he kept his mind set on virgins because he doesn't want marriage problems.
His friends all got married 4 years before he did. Today, he is still happily married to his wife(whom he met a virgin) and all his seven friends are divorced. One got killed by his wife, another is in jail because he broke his wife's eye during fight over infidelity.
This happened 17 years ago.
Folks choose your destiny!

Supreme145:
A close friend of mine invited me to a birthday party he threw for his girlfriend a couple of days ago. I initially declined the invitation but reluctantly agreed when the girl called me personally and pleaded with me to show up.

When it was time to get ready for the party, a peep into my wardrobe reminded me that I had no outing cloths. I hadn't gotten a new cloth for over 4 years. My sapa induced introverted nature somehow masked my need for new stuffs because I hardly go out. A sad reality hit me hard in the face... My two jeans and three tee shirts were badly worn out, no shoes either.

I shaa dressed up and left for the party. I immediately regretted my decision of honouring that invitation immediately I stepped into the venue. I looked so out of place... Guys were all dressed up in nice cloths and latest gadgets, I normally don't let those kinda stuffs bother me but I felt terrible that night.

I sat at a corner observing things till my friend's girlfriend came and yanked me off my seat to take pictures with some of her friends. A friend of hers used an iPhone with three cameras at the back to take the pictures, didn't know the model since both 12 and 13 looks similar.

I went and sat back at my corner till the photo guy came and offered to transfer some of the pictures to me... I hesitated because I knew I didn't want to see the pictures but the guy was persuasive so I gave in. If only I knew the embarrassment that was lying in wait for me.

We proceeded to connect to xender, that was when my antiquated camon CX air that I've been using since 2017 decided to show himself. My phone kept rebooting on its own endlessly till the guy got fed up and left. I was super embarrassed.

My friend still came today to transfer the same pictures to me but I objected vehemently because I looked miserable in all the pictures.
I codedly observed guys in my compound dressed up for church and Sunday outings and came to the conclusion that sapa has been my best friend for a really long while.

HAPPY SUNDAY

The big question is; what are you doing Right now? Are you making any moves to level up?

Johndagr8t:
lol

small boy with big God

give me your mom number, tell her I want a night stand with her


the cost on me!!!!


or better still tell your dad to apply for my pos shop staff hunting work

cheers

Jobless little boy, I do not blame you. With time you'll understand that life is beyond seeking unneccessary attentions from strangers online

You this attention seeking small boy again

TheGidRedpiller:
WOMEN ARE ALWAYS DISTRACTED BY THEIR VERY OWN SELVES!!

Have you ever seen a passionate woman in any money making niche, when you are done searching and you finally get that one woman, i will have gathered at least 10 men in that same amount of time!
This is why.

Understand something today; A Woman's Major Passion Is Her Pvvssy, no matter how much she does, no matter how much fuss she puts in, her major goal EVERYTIME is to remind men out there that she has a pvssy!

When you really think about it, you will all agree with me that the only place women dominate men in large length is in the S£X Niche, i'm talking about P0RN0GRAPHY, PROST!TUT!ON and the likes! Why is this? Well its pretty simple; S£x Is The Only Business Women Can Involve Themselves In Where They Can Freely Emphasize On Their Real Passion, S£XUAL ATTENTION!!

Yes, this should further elaborate on why S£x is usually the only thing of value women bring to the table always!

Still Typing...

Women! Women!! Women!!! Everyday does your world revolve around them?

Uptheante:
I know ur pussy is already wet for him

You must be an idiot. I was only requesting to see his pictures atleast to know if he's worth the hype he's hyping himself, nothing more.

But your akamu brain can only deduce stupid things. FOOL!

SultanOfPuna:
Dem ban me because i exposed the info of the huge casualty of russian army.
I guess a moderator/fan of putin didnt like how i exposed Russia decided to ban and delete that post.

These same foolish moderators will be complianing about our bad leaders.
But they are abusing the small power they have.
Imagine if they become Governors

If you want to see the real character of an average Nigerian, give him money or power

Splitmind:
Fool why celebrate being in a foreign land away from your country Nigeria? Those celebrations will turn to tears soon Isha-Allah.

Jealousy and hate are the reasons why you'll never make it in life, change your ways so that you'll be useful to your amazing parents

Pells:
With your small yansh,if I e-slap you now

Grow up kid and have the courage to skip BBNaija threads next time instead of coming here to display your ignorance

My last reply to you

Pells:
like If you don't give a fk about this show,,,

Get out of this thread boy. You don't give a shit about the show but you struggle to comment first in a show thread you have no business with... you shouldn't have any business with this thread if you're not interested in the show.

Stop coming here to display your stupidity

Stanweezy:
This is somebody I chatted up today, although from our previous chat earlier today I observed this rude trait but I overlooked it to be first time chatting.

At a point she responded well by telling me where she was and all that.

Can u imaging I sent her message with "babe" her reply shocked me, I have to block her ass off my messenger.

Tomorrow they go say husband or helper no dey where as they are rude in the way they respond to ppl.

Modified

For those saying why should I address a lady or total stranger as "babe" you guys must be kidding me or better still just want to type.

As long as I can remember, I address ladies as "babe" and my gender as "guy" even ladies address themselves as babe so why the fuss on why should I address her as "babe"

I can only address a lady as "baby" if I have something romantically to do with the person, aside that na babe I go call you.

Without wasting my time I blocked her because she lack manners.

You're one of the problems we have in this country, after bugging a girl's life day-in day-out with meaningless messages you expect her not to get tired?

I literally hate it when someone (Including my gender) starts messaging me everyday if it's not business related issue that'll bring me money

You think you're the only one messaging her with meaningless and baseless messages? She gets that from atleast 50 guys a day. (An average girl gets 20-30 a day not to talk of the beautiful ones)

She knows you're just a typical konji-infested Nigerian man who only want to have a taste of what she's carrying hence the reason she rubbished you

She was even bold enough to ask you what you want and how she may help you, instead of you to man-up and tell her your mind, you decided to Chicken out like the coward you are

This is bad

Everytime, everyday on Nairaland; Women! Women!! Women!!!

Yet they don't want to agree that the world revolve around us

Men are nothing without women