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Politics › Re: Breaking: Ozuma Bridge Collapses One Week After Construction In Kogi (photos) by Shellsploit: 8:43am On May 10, 2021
Maxymilliano:
10mm rods for such project?

Is the contractor normal ?
10mm rod When no be say na soakaway him wan cast
Health › Re: I Have Been Masturbating Since I Was 19 Now Am 33 See My Side Effects by Shellsploit: 9:18pm On May 09, 2021
Ur dick go don shrink finish..
Ur balls nko, e go don empty cos nothing dey the sac..
36 secs, everything go burst ..
Frequent erection even at the slightest peek of short skirt.. grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: 50Cent Bid A Bottle Of Wine For ₦66.5million In Texas But Lost(Pics) by Shellsploit:
iamyemiakins:
Those legs tiny for ur eyes ba?

If she use am pin you while performing missionary, twins straight!
cheesy

Which one be missionary shocked
Travel › Re: Primero Sacked 300 BRT Drivers In A Year For Commuter Safety by Shellsploit: 8:36pm On May 09, 2021
Na wa oo...
Celebrities › Re: 50Cent Bid A Bottle Of Wine For ₦66.5million In Texas But Lost(Pics) by Shellsploit:
Thank God he lost the bid.
Who get that tiny leg crossed in blue jean huh



Nairaland pomade crew sef!
Properties › Re: Why Renting An Apartment In Lagos Is So Expensive by Shellsploit: 8:17pm On May 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
grin cheesy grin
Lol... True talk
Good things doesn't come cheap grin
Health › Re: Temitope Apanishile: The Boy Born Without Penis Cries Out For Help (Photo) by Shellsploit: 7:02pm On May 09, 2021
shocked
Properties › Re: Why Renting An Apartment In Lagos Is So Expensive by Shellsploit: 7:00pm On May 09, 2021
House is very cheap in matogun, okearo.
With 400k u don pay for 3years rent for 3 bedroom flat..

But prepared to expect the worst during rainny season, na inside mud u go dey swim on daily basis.
Crime › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In Police Detention by Shellsploit: 6:58pm On May 09, 2021
haddeylium:
I don't know if this story pass as an embarrassing moments one.

Sometimes last year, a thief burgled my friends hostel and carted away valuables; laptop, jewelleries, money and others . The thief left a weapon (double-edge knife) maybe he was in hurry as he heard footsteps.
We took the knife with handkerchief and went to report at the police station if they will run some forensic to identify the person's; print.

We went back the next day to get feedback . The first thing my friend saw was the knife. They were using the exhibit to peel; orange grin huh
He protested and they said my Friend watch too much movie. Apparently, they dont know what forensic is and we expecting too much
Use exhibit to peel orange shocked
Lalasticlala must hear this..
Family › Re: Married Woman Poses With Both Her Husband And French Lover (Photo) by Shellsploit: 6:37pm On May 09, 2021
Inconclusive nacking... cheesy

All this white men wey their federal government be like new born baby feeding spoon.
Family › Re: Married Woman Poses With Her Husband And Lover In A Photo by Shellsploit: 6:28pm On May 09, 2021
Inconclusive nacking.. shocked
Adam and eve sef..
Autos › Re: Sunken Ship Carrying 4,200 New Cars Sliced To Sections And Raised(Pic) by Shellsploit: 6:17pm On May 09, 2021
tunize:
Nobody go beat u call the country name shebi an Africa or na Europe country or the country name start with N grin grin grin
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Nigerian Churches Abroad(mostly RCCG) are Epicenters For Drama And Toxicity. by Shellsploit: 2:41pm On May 09, 2021
lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Record-breaking Nigerian Mum Finally Cuts Her Hair by Shellsploit: 2:39pm On May 09, 2021
Business › Re: Zenith, Access Want To Acquire Union Bank by Shellsploit: 2:35pm On May 09, 2021
LilSmith55:
Withdraw make we use am drink beer �
N750 that cant afford to buy a bottle of star radler shocked
Crime › Re: Football Tragedies In History by Shellsploit: 2:22pm On May 09, 2021
TheSourcerer pon the beat...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Experienced This after you have attended interview? by Shellsploit: 2:16pm On May 09, 2021
I will kindly request for refunds for my uber fare to and fro...
Family › Re: I Think My Family Is My Problem by Shellsploit: 1:36pm On May 09, 2021
Op, she has someone for you to marry.
Politics › Re: Nairalander For President by Shellsploit: 12:40pm On May 09, 2021
Good move..
Car Talk › Re: Rats In The Engine Bay by Shellsploit: 12:16pm On May 09, 2021
Dismantle your cars engine after washing for the next couple of weeks.

Continue this process until traces persist.
Business › Re: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by Shellsploit: 10:59am On May 09, 2021
rexlims:
@op, Ur mums account was used as a conduit, I bet u that money is into hundreds of millions of not billions of naira and so many other accounts have been used as well as Ur mum's.
Leave d money like that. I can tell u that d money will be there for d next 10yrs cos they would want her to transfer d money to a designated account and that is how all d money will be aggregated into d designated account and later u will hear one govt aide saying they are monetary gifts.
Well said..
Where's Lalasticlala na
Autos › Re: Sunken Ship Carrying 4,200 New Cars Sliced To Sections And Raised(Pic) by Shellsploit:
Car slaughter embarassed


If na some country, that place would have been the ships final resting place shocked

I no mention any country name o, na speaker i dey hang.

Romance › Re: The Disadvantages Of Having A Baby Mama. by Shellsploit: 8:27am On May 09, 2021
Team surrogacy!
Politics › Re: Lagos Govt Clampdown On Streets Locking Their Gates During The Day by Shellsploit: 8:59pm On May 08, 2021
Welcome development.
Agriculture › Re: What Kind Of Insect Is This? by Shellsploit: 6:38pm On May 08, 2021
richmond500:
I deh ask cos nothing surprise me for this NL again.

Lets ask that mod.
Lalasticlala
E be like say lalasticlacla' dey watch Chelsea match.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Will Soon Block You From Receiving Messages And Calls by Shellsploit: 6:37pm On May 08, 2021
Fmwhatsapp cheesy
Pets › Re: Light Brahma Chicken by Shellsploit: 6:25pm On May 08, 2021
Are u for real ..
This Kain chicken wey wear baggy trouser for Naija ... grin
Agriculture › Re: What Kind Of Insect Is This? by Shellsploit: 6:22pm On May 08, 2021
richmond500:
Hope u dont plan to cook and eat it? Cos I no trust NLders these days
lol... Cook this kain tiny thing wey be like guitar string. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Agriculture › Re: What Kind Of Insect Is This? by Shellsploit: 6:17pm On May 08, 2021
Stick insect...


U can keep it as a pet although not venomous but if threatened, it will use whatever energy it has to attack u.




grin grin grin grin grin
Phones › Re: The Agony Of Being A Glo Network User by Shellsploit: 6:13pm On May 08, 2021
Wahala no dey finish..
Port your glo to another network na grin
Family › Re: Help With Tips On Making My Room Look Nice by Shellsploit: 6:13pm On May 08, 2021
Play 2 odds
Celebrities › Re: Man Gave Up His Position As The First Son Over Family Problems by Shellsploit: 6:08pm On May 08, 2021
This one even get entitlements and inheritance already..


So why are u complaining cool

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