₦airaland Forum

McStoic:
Too much begging. Today give me charger, tomorrow help me plug my phone in your house. Next tomorrow, borrow me your cufflinks, polish, etc.

Me: Please return the charger, polish, cufflinks etc when you are through

My neighbour: Okay.

After a week, he is yet to return any of them. Though thank God that was way back. I have gone beyond those kind of annoying neighbours now.

But the experience I will always treasure was paying for the school fees of a particular widow's 2 children for some terms. Till today they are still very grateful and this after about more than 11 years.

pekisdgee:
congrats baba ijesha.... dont ever judge what you dont know guys....

pekisdgee:
congrats baba ijesha.... dont ever judge what you dont know guys....

PlayMaker14:
One of my longest relationship came to an abrupt end because of this yeye law...

Was trying to explain to her that I ended the call because I was very close to an Army checkpoint, but babe just vex and said I was very rude and saucy.

I had to let her go and from that day henceforth, I swore to receive any incoming calls whether the Chief of Army staff is there or not.

"If pant wan tear, my brother, make E tear finish...."

LMS1:
yes. as a matter of fact it is running in a cumbusted crystalline engine known as V-343 AT and was manufactured by Boeing..
the aircraft has a specific Radar Tabloid terminal that is designed to withstand any Engine optimization incase of Engine failure or runoff..

oga relax, nor be only you sabi Tins wey dey inside aeroplane

AngelicBeing:
Hian, you have started again, I see your concern though but, know that before an airplane is allowed to leave it's country of origin, necessary checks and balances are technically carried out, this one no be molue na, however my worries is if the dead skeleton called bull -hari with his useless burukutu economic policies will allow the airline industry to thrive considering the dollar to naira exchange rates especially during spare parts importation etc, for me, the only business l have or will continue to invest in, in Nigeria is real Estate

Chris2863:
I'm not the cause of your frustration dullard

na2016:
Hahahaha oboy ooo.You are an "idiot" ooo

Chris2863:
Hatred kills fool. As it stands now, he is far more useful and better than your foolish self

PrinceOfLagos:
At the sound of a gun shot, they will Usain Bolt

NwaAmaikpe:





A part of me believes her family members may prefer finding her dead to finding her mad because having a mad family member is a bigger stigma for most families to bear.

Besides her case is bad because it ticks the two rule boxes.

Rule number 1.

Never underestimate the length ladies will go for discreet preek.

A mumu that won't agree to shag a guy with a big sweet rod who lives down the street will travel from Ilejemeje to Kaura-Namoda to shag a smaller salty preek.

Rule Number 2.

Fear ladies who work as distributors or online sales persons.
Their profession entails a lot of hooking up with strangers and thrives only on compromise.

When such a girl (an online sales person who is willing to travel for preek) gets missing, the only closure her family can get is to start pricing a casket, but who says our God doesn't work in mysterious ways.

Akwamkpuruamu:
Life begins in Akwamkpuruamu

PrinceOfLagos:
People wey no reach 10

Akwamkpuruamu:
Just a handful of few noise makers. Yorubas are not serious in this agitation because Tinubu has them in his pocket and won't mind selling yoruba land to fulani for 2023

Frezhkid10:
..Omo nah the koko be that.