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Travel › Re: Anambra International Airport To Commence Flight Operations October 21st: PICS by Shellsploit: 10:22am On Oct 11, 2021

TotoGame:
Where are those nairaland miscreants calling the Anambra airport a glorified warehouse?

They should visit umueri and see for themselves....

Anambra to the world! The heart of igboland!!

Umueri amaka!!!!
No doubt

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Education › Re: Kwara School Flogging: Muslim Students Deserved Punishment – MURIC by Shellsploit: 10:01am On Oct 11, 2021

Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: UNN Shuttle Minibus Burnt In Nsukka by Shellsploit: 9:55am On Oct 11, 2021

Politics › Re: Why South-East Governors Can’t Stop IPOB’s Sit-At-Home – Ikpeazu by Shellsploit: 9:50am On Oct 11, 2021

Family › Re: Is This Appropriate At The Children’s Playground? (Pics) by Shellsploit: 9:11am On Oct 11, 2021

Only spoilt children can relate..

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Politics › Re: Lagos Cp Warns Against Any Form Of Protest In The State by Shellsploit: 9:06am On Oct 11, 2021

Travel › Re: Anambra International Airport To Commence Flight Operations October 21st: PICS by Shellsploit: 8:32am On Oct 11, 2021

I can't wait to sit at my balcony and watch them taxi off the runway... A beautiful sight to behold...

Lalasticlacla sef....

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Travel › Re: Anambra International Airport To Commence Flight Operations October 21st: PICS by Shellsploit: 8:30am On Oct 11, 2021*

Umueri International Airport amaka
Nka anyi bu nka yi!!!

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Investment › Re: MTN Nigeria Offer ₦90 Billion Bond For Sale by Shellsploit: 8:19am On Oct 11, 2021

Company wey dey prepare to leave Nigeria cry

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Reunites With Associates, As Sanwo-olu Hosts Apc Leader by Shellsploit: 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2021*

Children of hate& perdition wont like this news.

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Family › Re: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by Shellsploit: 7:03pm On Oct 10, 2021*

Its going to be a thread...
Back then IN 2008, i used to follow my mum to agege ojurin market. On that particular day, she wanted to buy meat from her customer and the following ensues...

My mom: customer how much be meat
Meat seller: na N2000
My mom: picks meat and surveys it, drops meat. How much last
Meat seller: oya bring N1900
My mom: drops meat, u no gree N1500
Meat seller: oya come take am for N1700
My mom: u no gree N500
Meat seller: Na dis big meat u dey price 500, alaroro oshi, abeg comot for shop make i dey see road.
My mom: ah ah, u no know customer again.

Naso shame just catch me. After that day i no dey follow am go market again.

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Politics › Re: NUPENG: Petroleum Tanker Drivers Suspend Tomorrow's Strike by Shellsploit: 6:53pm On Oct 10, 2021

Theunbothered:
Use it to make zobo

Weyrey

Politics › Re: NUPENG: Petroleum Tanker Drivers Suspend Tomorrow's Strike by Shellsploit: 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2021

So what happens to the gallons of fuel i hoard for my kitchen?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Narrate Your Experience With This Cooker by Shellsploit: 5:35pm On Oct 10, 2021

kinzation:

Hope your neighbour later dey alive

He died and resurrected.

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Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie: Religion In Nigeria Feasts On Poverty, Lack Of Functional System by Shellsploit: 5:30pm On Oct 10, 2021

AngelicBeing:
Here we go again with matogun and okearo, Governor Sanwolu, do the needful on Shellsploit

Okearo matogun is a place the governor should visit cry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Narrate Your Experience With This Cooker by Shellsploit: 5:24pm On Oct 10, 2021

That thing shock pass neighborhood transformer shocked

Reminds me of how i used wet hand to touch it cry

I felt my whole life flashing in front of me in milliseconds.

2days later, my neighbor came to borrow it without my consent and he was electricuted.

Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie: Religion In Nigeria Feasts On Poverty, Lack Of Functional System by Shellsploit: 5:03pm On Oct 10, 2021

U are lucky its not okearo, matogun shocked

Before the ambulance would have gotten to your house, maybe you would have been dead. By the time brown potopoto would have finished swaying the ambulance left to right or eventually ends up inside the pig farm cry

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Phones › Re: MTN Fully Restores Network After Hours Of Outage In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 4:58pm On Oct 10, 2021

thesicilian:
Foreign companies go out of service for hours and we scream as if it's the apocalypse. But for own indigenous companies like PHCN that are perpetually out of service we keep mum.