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Sports › Re: PES Rebrand Becomes Most-hated Game For Clunky Graphics Of Ronaldo & Messi by Shellsploit: 7:01pm On Oct 01, 2021
The guy added small weight for PES wink
Phones › Re: What Is The Highest Data Amount, You Have Subscribe In Your Smartphones? (PIC) by Shellsploit:
Who buys data in 2021 shocked shocked shocked

TV/Movies › Re: Two New Contestants Join Gulder Ultimate Search 12 As Show Premieres October 16 by Shellsploit: 6:40pm On Oct 01, 2021
Na me and my neighbor be the 2 new participants...
Politics › Re: Independence Day Celebrations Of The 1970s And 1980s (Videos And Memories) by Shellsploit: 3:30am On Oct 01, 2021
We are only living a modified life..!
Food › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing Hunger Made You Do? by Shellsploit: 9:36pm On Sep 30, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Hian,like seriously, eating a whole guava tree, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com, where is EFCC when you need them, get Shellsploit arrested and jailed for 300 years for guava and vegetation cruelly shocked
grin grin grin grin
Food › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing Hunger Made You Do? by Shellsploit: 1:10pm On Sep 30, 2021
macho44:
My experience isn't palatable at all, truly truly, "HUNGER" Bad grin.
So, in my case, it happened years back, I was in primary 1, and I had a baby brother who was barely 2 years old. I returned home from school on that fateful day, the sun was burning hot and I was super hungry, because my classmates for school then(Kalac Nursery & Primary School, Olodi -Apapa) Sabi beg. grin
Normal before we reach house food don suppose ready, but on that fateful day Dem Neva even start to cook, na so I enter my mama room go check if I fit see something chop. While ransacking her cabinet, my roaming eyes caught something that looked like beans on the floor, based on say na Beans we chop that morning go school I reason say e fit be part of the beans wey fall off from person plate, na so I rush pick am put for mouth begin chop.
Brethren!!! Lo & Behold, it wasn't beans, na SHIT as in feaces way my baby bro pass out from his Kaka, he folo eat the beans and e come out for his shit.
That incident has remained evergreen, i no forget am.
Lwkmd
Food › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing Hunger Made You Do? by Shellsploit: 11:38am On Sep 30, 2021
I ate a whole guava tree until the tree was naked...

Date: 18-08-2021
Crime › Re: Lekki Tollgate: Army Didn't Fire high velocity projectiles - Dieye Willie-Harry by Shellsploit: 10:29am On Sep 30, 2021
GetMeRight:
Are we still on this Lekki audio massacre?
cheesy
Phones › Re: Screenshot Your Favorite Music Player With Your Favorite Song Playing by Shellsploit: 10:11am On Sep 30, 2021
PowerAmp ... grin

"Janet Jackson" mixtape on replay!

Career › Re: Can't Complete NIMC Registration,pls Help !!! by Shellsploit: 9:20am On Sep 30, 2021
shocked
Crime › Re: Lekki Tollgate: Army Didn't Fire high velocity projectiles - Dieye Willie-Harry by Shellsploit: 9:18am On Sep 30, 2021
Benwallt:
Can you name somebody that died during the protest at Lekki. You ppl will just be looking for what not intead to get your live on track. Because one emmisary of rift posted a doctored video.
Is that all... ?
Politics › Re: Former President Goodluck Jonathan Presents Paper At National Defence College by Shellsploit: 8:59am On Sep 30, 2021
Amazing paper presentation...
Better than Nepa bill grin
Family › Re: My In-laws Are Doing Their Father's Burial And I Don't Have Money by Shellsploit: 8:41am On Sep 30, 2021
Just offer what you can afford...
Humans are insatiable from Nl point of perspective!!!


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Car Talk › Re: Please Be Careful With This Mechanic Man!!! by Shellsploit: 8:09am On Sep 30, 2021
Ford edge 2013 shocked shocked shocked
That car sensitive pass joystick with protection!



I don kuku sell my own since the last day kazeem do rewire work inside. Press horn radio go just turn on, you turn wiper on, passenger glass go wind down.
Career › Re: Women, If You Want To Enjoy Your Marriage, Never Marry A Man With Thesequalities by Shellsploit: 7:46am On Sep 30, 2021
Absuchat:
Some men need a good woman in their lives to quit from all the above mentioned habits
Wahlai
Nairaland General › Re: Help A Disturbed Nairalander: Pls What Is This? by Shellsploit: 7:39am On Sep 30, 2021
sad
Crime › Re: Lekki Tollgate: Army Didn't Fire high velocity projectiles - Dieye Willie-Harry by Shellsploit: 7:33am On Sep 30, 2021
So even if they didnt fire high velocity projectiles, i never realized blank bullet kills ...


Tales of lord luggard cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Shellsploit: 4:49pm On Sep 29, 2021
MisterKennedy:
What does penetration tester mean?
Penetration testing (or pen testing) is a security exercise where a cyber-security expert attempts to find and exploit vulnerabilities in a computer system. The purpose of this simulated attack is to identify any weak spots in a system’s defenses which attackers could take advantage of.

https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/security/glossary/what-is-penetration-testing/
Politics › Re: IPOB Told Schools With Green In Their Uniforms To Change Them Immediately. by Shellsploit: 3:58pm On Sep 29, 2021
Ndi Amuocha cheesy
Phones › Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by Shellsploit: 1:34pm On Sep 29, 2021
karnafiu03:
Hmmm....my guy my guy! U don dey enter dark!
Na Orbot sure pass grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by Shellsploit: 1:33pm On Sep 29, 2021
Atikualcameroni:
Novice won't understand
Wahlai!
Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by Shellsploit: 9:17am On Sep 29, 2021
joshuaidibia:
cheesy cheesy You again with this snail matter. Guy no kill me with laugh cheesy
Bro they all strolled out..
Very painful experience sad
Agriculture › Re: My 3 Weeks Old Ducklings Arrived Safely by Shellsploit: 1:23am On Sep 29, 2021
shocked
Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by Shellsploit: 11:33pm On Sep 28, 2021
Uniique:
Bros na everybody go hear about this your snail story before u move on?
Na 400k stroll out na...
How painful!
Education › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Shellsploit: 9:57pm On Sep 28, 2021
shantti:
Which programming language is used to achieve this
Softwares and hardwares.
Pets › Re: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by Shellsploit: 9:50pm On Sep 28, 2021
osazsky:
Lucky u..what are u waiting for..I can give u 2k for that..the sweetest meat on earth..my people say if u have not eaten the head of a tortoise, carefully suck the liquid in its eyes ,drank the water in its egg that will nerver solidify no matter how many hours u boil it u cant impregnate a woman..it a fact
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Pets › Re: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by Shellsploit: 9:49pm On Sep 28, 2021
LordErrk:
How would you feel if someone kidnapped you and used you for pet?
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Pets › Re: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by Shellsploit: 9:48pm On Sep 28, 2021
kolnel:
just return it back to the natural habitat dude. please we are not ready for another covid 19. by the way, does that thing look like a pet?
Pets › Re: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by Shellsploit: 9:46pm On Sep 28, 2021
Amazing...
Feed it with grower or starter mash with mangala fish grin grin

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