₦airaland Forum

Mikecold:
[s]But honestly can someone explain why rape can kill a girl
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Note i detest the crime i just want to learn seeing how ladies die from this act

Zenithh:
Abeg no scatter my brain cells
U say na vitex wetin wetin?

Based? U wan come see d plant?

Zenithh:
Now I got ya

Pls what plant is this? I found it growing carelessly in my garden and I have been careful not to uproot a plant for a weed.

Pls is it pepper?

Fulaniherdmens:
Thailand got the best weed extract and that’s why their ginger green tea is the best remedy to insomnia.
Akeredolu on the beat:
I’m a ganger planter call me the ganger farmer!!

afrodoc2:
Ogbonge!

NwaAmaikpe:




Your boyfriend is not just an insecure scumbag who is unappreciative of the lenghts you're willing to displease yourself and go to so as not to put a financial strain on him, he is also emotionally colour blind not to see all the red flags that show that you are an undercover whoore whose kpekus is being shared.

The first red flag here is that you are doing a job you don't like just because of the money.
This means you have the propensity to compromise on your standards.

Experience has also taught us that ladies who get their validation from the number of toasters they get spread their legs faster than a baby vulture learning to fly because for them, it is an honour to be even considered desirable.

So as a very beautiful lady who is sure to get a new toaster every single day, it is almost impossible for you to convince me that your boss, the man who is your source of income; the same one who upgraded you from waitress to personal secretary is yet to see the "assets" those other toasters see in you.

Except you have a Master's degree in Hospitality Management or you are a consultant in Project Management, I am yet to see what other qualification asides kpekus that will bring about a female secretary's late night meetings with her boss over the smooth operations of the club; a meeting that will necessitate brainstorming till very late in the night and ends up making them sleep over at work.

Anyone who has been to a club know that only two things happen in a club; debauchery and more debauchery. Just being in that environment is enough to damage your moral compass.
So a lady who knows she is beautiful and has broken her standard for money will do it again and again. If not for the money, maybe just to justify why her boss should promote her from waiter to his secretary.

And for the information of the naive, there is no human in the world who is incapable of cheating. The only ones who are yet to cheat are the ones that do not have either or both of the following;
i). A reason to.
ii) An opportunity to?

And you have both.
Your boyfriend is foolish to be protective over the integrity of your kpekus, I only wish he knew that at the extent you've gotten to now, even a big size padlock and two soldering machines won't keep it shut.

Over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

IGBOSON1:
Does he really need to land for that? He could engage the auto-pilot and have the helicopter going round in circles while he gets a quick blow-job in the air!

AngelicBeing:
l am a fusion of both the terrestrial and celestial elements, created by the Supreme Commander of the universe and empowered to live forever because I am a god on earth because I carry the gene and DNA of the Supreme commander of the Universe

AngelicBeing:
Hian, l am from Mount Everest in Nepal, our capital is Kathmandu, and I have been living on Mount Everest since 1250 AD, I don't die because I am an Angelicbeing, we carry celestial DNA and genes, if you want to come to the mountain, let me know

Jennycoolz:
Handsome but not my type tho