₦airaland Forum

GworoChewinMaga:
When they start holding Christmas carols in the Saudi royal palace then maybe Trump will reconsider

eleojo23:
Some ladies dey try sha.

How is she comfortable getting married to a man who just divorced his wife with whom he has two kids?

Money really works wonders.

But has it occurred to her that nothing stops this guy from divorcing her too and getting married to another wife after one month also?

vizkiz:
these guys no wan get sense again. The only thing they do now is get new girlfriends and sing their rubbish songs as usual.


In 10years time one idiot will now be begging Nigerians for money for kidney disease

Agubushmenyo:
Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?
2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.
3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!
Meanwhile:
Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

Agubushmenyo:
Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?
2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.
3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!
Meanwhile:
Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

shesluvin:
has Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria successful candidates been called to start work

sundayakasdy:
Cross river here I come. 5th may.

Emodeee:
10. Dont't tell him you are a VIRGIN.

Ipledge:
And now someone will tell me p square are more popular than Dbanj


Make Dbanj they go international conference,make Don jazzy they carry kids(korede bello and Co)and ashaw.o(tiwablizz) dey go uk...all of them aha busy

sheunfemix:
awww... Mummy loves the planta taste. Planta!! Children love the planta taste planta!!. Then they show some kids matching down the stairs

chynasaz: OMG valentine, he graduated from my department, public Administration, Madonna university okija, val how could u, I tink he was charmed.

chynasaz: OMG valentine, he graduated from my department, public Administration, Madonna university okija, val how could u, I tink he was charmed.

chynasaz: OMG valentine, he graduated from my department, public Administration, Madonna university okija, val how could u, I tink he was charmed.

ogele: Are you sure he is not among a kidnapped gang that Ngozi Okonjo's mum, may be he has seen that those of other gang members as been arrested, so he decided to kill himself to escape justice.... Is good to reason and think, thats why we study mathematics in school...

As he don take him hand kill himself we can afford to accuse him of anything, as for unemployment i doubt... He is in hell already....Foolish boy...This Nigeria wey sweet die na person go kill himself... hediot