₦airaland Forum

karenhapuch:
Who sponsored the trip to Florida? Davido or Uncle Dele?

U mean OBO or chief blogger

smellingmenses:
friend of a thief is also a thief

Trust me that means u are a BIG ole as well,because am positive u have a criminal friend if that's how u wanna see it.

Nixiepie:
I dnt envy her at all

But I envy you,

TINALETC3:
Who am I to judge u, ur boobs ur bizness

Let God be judge, pretty how are you?

goaldynboy:
Trump's electoral victory is a loss and huge blow to Afonjas! TB Joshua and Wole Soyinka represents Afonja!

It is more especially a blow to all those Afonjas that their Mohammedian religion hit their heads on the ground! The Arab Afonjas hate America, burn American flag whenever they protest and blame America for all their misdeed yet they love to visit and live in America! All the Western countries that accommodated them, they are beginning to out-populate their host and even terrorize them! They made everything possible to ensure that Trump lose this election because he said he will checkmate their influx into America! They used their growing influence in UK to threatened banning Trump from entering UK! Now if UK ban President of America who will lose? Definitely UK! The Arab Afonjas pumped in millions of dollars from Saudi Arabia, quatar, uae, etc to sponsor Hillary campaign! But God pass them! I believe Trump's victory will strengthen Americas relationship with Israel! Obama strained their usual cordial relationship! Israel the tormentor of all Afonjas in the middle east (including those in southwa.ste and naught zoogeria) shall rise again! In the same vein, Biafraa shall rise again!!!

Your stupidity is epic,congratulations

Jexyme:
So war to militants sabotaging the nation's economy is war against Niger Delta.....

Forget that female ODE,

onomeasike:
Where's the proof that they are Nigerians? Smh

Sadly bro they are Nigerians it happened close to my area,and it happened in ras al khaimah not Dubai? So sad and shameful

sekundosekundo:
You are welcome, I stays in Sharjah. I will call you later, I'm in a meeting right now.

Anytime my brother u really Dont have to call though,just join up the whatsapp group and tell other let's create a kind of online community where we can all share know what's happening without having to leave our various homes or work place.

SmellingAnus:
Her choice , her life.... I agree with her perfectly... Someone told me sex is not the "ULTIMATE", the person is right , sex is actually the "HULK HOGAN"....

Mennnn u too dry

I want to use this medium to reach out to Nigerians living in the U.A.E, please and please i urge you or beg you guys to act responsibly and stop making the innocent ones suffer your crime,some weeks ago there was a case of a Nigerian killing a SENIOR POLICE OFFICER in Dubai, even in Nigeria if that happens that's a serious offence talk less of a foreign Arabian land,now blacks were hunted like bush meat two of my friends are presently in custody to be deported soon,but you can just imagine what they are going through now in captivity,the bitter truth is that they Dont like us,a mean the police because most of them comprise of other nationals like eypgt and other Asian country,I remember when I went to report a case to a police man(Egyptian) after he asked my nationality I proud told him his next words were "boko haram" i wss deeply hurt but i just have a pretentious smile and I politely replied him by saying sir "we've killed them all" but trust me I left the station without a positive out come, then only just last two weeks there was another case of robbery in RAK where lots of money and iphone7s were stolen by 7pakistanis and three Nigerians again this lead to visa ban for nigerians coming to Dubai and ras al khaimai a source told me the ban is for all province in the U.A.E (haven't confirmed yet) a lot I mean a lot of blacks mostly innocent Nigerians have been arrested for this heinous act caused by some irresponsible people,I know a lot of Nigerians living in uae are on this forum that's why am trying to reach out to them,please let's all act right in this country if we are done with what we came here for just leave peacefully and create an opportunity for another people to freely come. Am not perfect but am also not stupid to act like an animal in this country,where I know I can't get away with any crime I commit. I barely go out when I come back from work am always on my phone so that I won't get implicated in a crime I know nothing of,four of my friends are presently in cell is annoying am alone now with bunch of donkeys that's spit here and there that call themselves oyibo I am creating this WhatsApp group for Nigerians living in uae ,ras al khaimai to be precise so that we can all help watch our backs together so I have created a WhatsApp group for Nigerian living in the use. Kindly join if you presently living in the uae +971565560619 or drop ur number so I can add you up,only uae residents are allowed in group. Thanks

SeniorElder:
Buhari see what u caused? How many suicides now since you took over from Goodman sorry Goodluck?


We are counting it. Kontinu God is watching you.





Dare quote me and see thunder................

Why u dey fear quoting, abi something dey make u feel sey u don yan rubbish?

truthspeaks:
Wen will they start tackling fulani herdsmen too?

Na turn by turn,them finish with bokoboiz,na the time to finish milito,after that na malu boiz,if not then Buhari should just forget 2019

greatgod2012:
Naija police! Always in the news for wrong reasons!


See how that man scuffled the policeman, i hope his blokos is safe sha....

Sorry if you Dont mind I ask,what is BLOKOS?

FrustratedNigga:
God is punishing the North for their wickedness. Be silent guys karma is at work. Revenging the Northerners for their past misdeeds

When flood happened in the south southern part of the country few years ago was he (your god) also punishing them?

StephanieLuv:
With your Moniker that's not possible

because how you acted maturedly today I must follow you up,don't disappoint me ooo,

michael142:

Big toto

Haba bros u bad gaan,Dats was hash,but very funny and hell yes she deserve am,bashing you fellow girl because she spoke reasonably,not like every other fish brain. Still laughing

sulips:
Though am not a trendy phone freak but what's wrong if a lady says she wants someone to buy her iphone7? she may belong to the class where price of iphone7 is just a little change. Nl guys just stop the badmouths of you don't have the money, she knows who she's referring to

Supporter club weldone we hear you,if the present state of this economy can't make girls to grow sense I wonder what will,unah no get conscience?

xender:
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only
two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the
Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as
ceiling fans."

So funny thanks for making me laugh in this period of hardship

LesbianBoy:
I still can't believe this is the man omotola goes home to every time, the man that fvcks her big nyansh almost every night! Girls can be funny I swear! He doesn't fit her at all! Maybe cos he is a "captain" and earns "better" money that's why she married him

Show us ur man? Abi she complain give you? Those with handsome husbands hw many can do what he has done? U need CHANGE in ur thinking

atinicrown:
I was in ss1 at mayflower school,I will ever remember and tell my grand and great grand children.

Yea school of the gifted,am also a product of Mayflower

dani1luv:
50,000 likes

Like seriously I wish I could

searchiing4love:
I BLAME THE SELFISH FARMERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR THIS DESPERATE MOVE BY THE FG TO IMPORT GRASS. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STINGY WITH EVERYTHING? WHY CANT FARMERS AND COMMUNITIES ALLOW THE FULANI CATTLE HERDERS TO GRAZE THEIR CATTLE IN FARMS AND BUSHES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY? WE HAVE MASSIVE LAND MASS BUT STILL IMPORTING GRASS TO FEED COWS DUE TO FARMERS GREEDINESS. THE FULANIS ARE NOT BEEN TREATED FAIRLY IN THIS NATION BECAUSE NO OTHER TRIBE CAN REAR CATTLES IN LARGE QUANTITIES LIKE THEY DO TO FEED THE NATION. WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE FULANIS AND ALLOCATE SEVERAL HECTARES OF LAND TO THEM IN EVERY STATE OF THE FEDERATION

GOD-bless u,I say this because I really wanted to curse u nd ur loved ones. I just hope u didn't mean what you wrote.

searchiing4love:
I BLAME THE SELFISH FARMERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR THIS DESPERATE MOVE BY THE FG TO IMPORT GRASS. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STINGY WITH EVERYTHING? WHY CANT FARMERS AND COMMUNITIES ALLOW THE FULANI CATTLE HERDERS TO GRAZE THEIR CATTLE IN FARMS AND BUSHES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY? WE HAVE MASSIVE LAND MASS BUT STILL IMPORTING GRASS TO FEED COWS DUE TO FARMERS GREEDINESS. THE FULANIS ARE NOT BEEN TREATED FAIRLY IN THIS NATION BECAUSE NO OTHER TRIBE CAN REAR CATTLES IN LARGE QUANTITIES LIKE THEY DO TO FEED THE NATION. WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE FULANIS AND ALLOCATE SEVERAL HECTARES OF LAND TO THEM IN EVERY STATE OF THE FEDERATION

GOD-bless u,I say this because I really wanted to curse u nd ur loved ones. I just hope u didn't mean what you wrote. Do u knw what is feels like to lose a loved one?

Jadekitana:
I know some people would come out and say Jade has smoked her morning weed but like it or not a serious relationship isn't meant for students.

Imagine an average student who still depends on his parents for pocket money to buy handout talking about love, what do you understand by love? This generation has birthed people who now prefer actions to shakespare tales.

Your folks send you 5k to buy handouts,that money also includes pocket money to buy beans and t-fair, now tell me where does expenses for your so called babe come in? Oh u didn't think she would ask for recharge card right? She's always looking pretty and yours is to compliment not knowing those weekends she sneaks out is to go see her real boyfriend while you claiming love. After deceiving you, you rush here to create threads "the b.itch asked for recharge card,am I her father"

You think the scholars don't know what they are doing by not having relationships until after landing that chevron job? Girls are not smiling these days,its the hard truth. She would stick to you when she isn't yet exposed but once that exposure comes due to friends or peer pressure forget it! Love is a game don't be deceived,the highest bidder gets it all,while you are cursing and swearing she's having fun.

Cut your coat according to your size! Your wives are still in secondary school not the babes you are parading presently. If u ain't from affluent homes, not a yahoo boy, not into any business while schooling, you have no business having a serious relationship! You can have friends with benefits or flings as far as you play your game well.

80percent of relationships don't work after graduation, your so called bae may see a better bae and flee because time isn't on her side,stop wasting your emotions on fruitless relationships that would end at the gate. Read very well, f.uck that bff and come out with excellent grades, thank me later! I'm tired of seeing heartbroken childish threads from broke guys complaining about cheating girlfriends when you ain't worthy of having one the first place.

PS: the smart ones would see some truth here, the dumb ones would come here defending their naivety.

Impressive write-up,but trust me we guys (reasonable) know the special girls to end up with.(The ones that remained thru difficult times). You can't always reap where u didn't sow.

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

Am proud of you,keep trying u will get there someday,since. 2004 till now JAMB. Shd jus do the needful grant u scholarship,so that the youths can have their chance as well. Dooh keep going on. 12years (12years a slave maybe you should watch that movie for inspiration)wow more ink to ur pen,wishing u success next march

sauceny:
[size=20pt]Am beginning to hate everything in this God forsaken country,called Nigeria.... The only way the world would have peace & sleep well,is when an atomic bomb would be dropped in Nigeria, so all her citizens would perish,so anything of existence would die as well[/size]

Only one Fanta I will drink at ur burial,y not read comments if you don't have any meaningful words

prahcetomi:
KEEP LAUGHING WHILE YOU CAN.

Why are u threatening the fresher,JEWMAN

misreal:
if you are implying that a woman is equal to a man in marriage then you are mistaken.submission is not slavery my dear,it is the best way to control your man if you play your cards well..the final decision should be left with the man but a woman can SUBMISSIVELY bend a man at will...

Ogbeni u get brain,you've spoken with wisdom

highpriest4:
Shebi na today one Gen. Ben ultimatum xpire?

Am still patiently waiting,maybe coup don happen 4 e government

Eygptians despite all their so-called early civilisation,they still behave very barbaric and backward. I jus hope this is a silly joke.