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RomanceRe: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Shiitposter: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2016
DissTroy:
Aha! I knew I could always lure you out of the shadows when I want you to dance to the tune of death and fight the voices in your head.

Your moniker's
HATTCHETT with four 't's but I deliberately spelt it as 'HATCHETT' with three 't's'.

[b]It's a bait I knew you'd take it hook, line and sinker! I knew in your crazed haze to spring up a defense, you'd never take note of the differences in spellings.

Pray tell, since the spellings are different, how then did you get the mention?

Again, your HATTCHETT (not the one mentioned) moniker has been inactive for a while but it's suddenly active and on this thread?

This is my amphitheater, hermit! I control your fate and when the orchestra is in play, the only thing about you that'd be moving are tears flowing down your eyes as I bring hell to your abode! It's a dance of e-death and you'd be going under.



Now you understand why I'm always a thousand steps ahead of you. I know your future 'cause I direct your actions. You are my puppet and right here, before the viewing public, I'd be 'telling' your tale of sordid affairs, hopeless despair and the forlorn look of a breathing stiff!


Worthless masquerade! Here you'd learn what your father never taught you - bowing down to superior knowledge.

May a thousand blowflies feed on your shriveled phallus! [/b]

Foreign AffairsRe: The Argument That Destroyed Donald Trump by Shiitposter: 1:06pm On Oct 08, 2016
Whoops

Foreign AffairsRe: Lady Places $615,862 Bet On Hillary Clinton Becoming President by Shiitposter:
Totti9:
that woman money has enter voice mail cuz white Americans want trump so that he can deal with black and Muslims is a pity this woman has lost
Lol, and you speak for all white americans?
How do you explain this post i capped?

PoliticsRe: Am So Sad Right Now, Am Very Sad by Shiitposter:
Abeg make una sign my form for me. I want in.

RomanceRe: Why Are Women Like This (hilarious Snapshot) by Shiitposter: 10:17am On Oct 08, 2016
krissconnect:
I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
How did you do that

RomanceRe: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Shiitposter: 4:55pm On Oct 06, 2016
daizylove:
Yeah, you wanna deny now that you've been caught??, you guys are soo predictable
You're right, theres no denying it. Sorry if i was out of line. embarassed
RomanceRe: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Shiitposter: 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2016
daizylove:
Ugh!!!, you PERVERT!!
Lol, i mean you no harm. That other guy is misinterpreting my comment grin
RomanceRe: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Shiitposter: 3:33pm On Oct 06, 2016
daizylove:
Okay now I'm confused huh huh
Well i guess its better this way.
Cuz If i was any more straight forward than i already am, i would probably be on your red li(list)ps

If you catch my drift. wink
RomanceRe: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Shiitposter: 3:07pm On Oct 06, 2016
daizylove:
You took the words right out of my mouth wink
Thats not the only thing i wanna be taking out of your mouth

If you know what i mean, *wink wink* wink
RomanceRe: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Shiitposter: 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2016
-purposely come to a country largely dominated by africans
-Turns out he is afraid of africans

Mayb you should go back if you're not comfortable around us.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Good Job I'm Not Qualified For.. by Shiitposter: 11:35am On Oct 06, 2016
chubbygal:
it is called control measure
I can't believe something like this exist

Just out of curiosity. Does it stretch? How can a man control his early morning wood with that thing on?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Good Job I'm Not Qualified For.. by Shiitposter: 11:15am On Oct 06, 2016
chubbygal:
IT IS CALLED FAVOUR!! REMEMBER THE DAY YOU PRAYED FOR THIS JOB.
What is that thing on your DP called?
Is it chastity belt/lock? Cant remember.
FamilyRe: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by Shiitposter: 10:07pm On Oct 05, 2016
Mille:
Nigerians and their over-religious attitude.

Winners ko, Losers ni
Look man, fùck off. Why does it bother you soo much that peopke have freewill to believe in what they want?
TravelRe: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by Shiitposter: 11:01am On Oct 04, 2016
They just want to feel among
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Economic Policies Are Foolish – Financial Times UK by Shiitposter: 10:27am On Oct 04, 2016
How about you incompetent tribalistic commentators above me read the article first before engaging in tribal war?
They made excellent points while you just sit there making incoherent comment because of your blind hatred for each other.

God forbid.
CrimeRe: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by Shiitposter: 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2016
Bifwoli:
Its not only unbelievable but its also practically impossible.The guy has to be aroused and erect and thats one thing the ladies cannot force to happen.

I even find it hard to believe the story of Lot in the Bible -Genesis 19:30-38 how they got their father drunk and he fell asleep then the older went and lay with him.Impossible cuz his manhood can't function like that.
Dead corpse can have erection when properly stimulated. How much more a drunk person? The father probably has high testosterone levels
So the bible was right.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Obama Waits Impatiently For Bill Clinton On Air Force One by Shiitposter: 9:58pm On Oct 01, 2016
Why is bill such a womanizer
Foreign AffairsRe: US PRESIDENCY DEBATE…I NOW HATE TRUMP AFTER I HAD LOVED HIM by Shiitposter: 7:51pm On Oct 01, 2016
abuayman:
Hate him or Luv him, one thing I noticed about the guy is the fact that he is not a hypocrite like the rest. Says what's in his mind. Unlike others before that will go Right before elections, then go Left after winning the election. The Double-Face people.
So because he says whats on his mind he will never turn left after election?
CareerRe: MTN Laying Off Over 4000 Workers, Happening Right Now by Shiitposter: 2:22pm On Sep 30, 2016
Abi the nigerian Government has been oppressing MTN
Now its their turn to oppress nigerians working under them.

You think say na only government sabi oppress person abi?
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill University Graduate In Benue And One Other (PHOTOS) by Shiitposter: 1:35pm On Sep 30, 2016
Vince77:
Go to Google and type BOSTA, then go to images. Thank me later.
LoooooooL
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by Shiitposter: 11:49am On Sep 30, 2016
You ate like a bîtch OP
Eat like a man. You dont expect to expel protein and not ingest more protein to make up for the one you expelled. Of course you are going to shrink you pleb.
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine If Blood Money Was Real by Shiitposter: 11:33am On Sep 30, 2016
HardMirror:
Imagine if blood money was real, we could have used it to get out of economy recession. All we would have done is pay kidnappers to kidnap Ghanians cheesy or people from Benin, Niger or cameroon grin
With like 1000 people we shld be able to generate enough Dollars to finance 2016 budget.
Lol
But blood money aint real.

Only poor ignorant people waste their time with such fables. The rich are busy networking and investing in businesses. Some fools are busy looking for human private parts

Added*

In modern times this would be wrong on many levels but about 200 years ago, nations and kingdoms disregarded each others rights and this would have been a perfect way of generating wealth. So the big question is has any nation ever attempted this to becom richer than other countries? Afterall they invade each others lands in selfish wars.

Some people are not getting it. Why do kingdoms wage war on resources when they can instead use those killed in war to do blood money?

It means OYO kingdom or any other kingdom could become immensely rich through this means.


What I am pointing out is, these things are not real. They have no place in solving real life problems.


Why are countries armies not using african bullet proof (odechi and ayeta)



why are we wasting Billions on aviation when we could sell "OFE" the teleporting charm that people claim makes drivers disappear from their vehicle to their houses?

If Blood money was real no need for oil money again. Lol.
Lol, you might just be the biggest coward i've ever seen hiding under atheist flag, most scientist are atheist and free thinkers
What drove them to atheism is because they had proof of the existence of somethings that other religion couldn't explain amongst many other things. Your post is only filled with
If
If
If's

Not even one single experiment has been carried out by you.
Imagine if theories and speculation (without any sort of practicals or experiments) was the bane of our current physics model do you think humanity would have made it thus far?

Go and carry out an experiment so you can have enough emperical and practical evidence to expose the lie that is blood money.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Elections In Africa Not Squabble Free? by Shiitposter: 8:56pm On Sep 29, 2016
-Low IQ.
-Greed.
-Hate
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be 56 By October 1. whats your assessment of Our Country? by Shiitposter: 8:55pm On Sep 29, 2016
At 55, Nigeria was best ecomony in the whole africa, also best performing currrncy in sub-sahara
At 56, Nigeria is the fourth best ecomony in africa, also has the worst performing currency in africa.

At 57,.......... Take a guess.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Unleash Full Potentials Of Nigeria’s Manufacturing Sector – Buhari by Shiitposter: 8:29pm On Sep 29, 2016
"We will unleash the full potentials of nigerians manufacturing sector 6 months before general election" - Buhari.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wins First Debate by Shiitposter:
newbornmacho:
But shameless CNN is spreading putrid saliva everywhere talking rubbish
Anyone who isn't completely Brain dead knows that trump lost the debate. The picture below is the answers trump gave when
Faced with a question concerning cyber security (an actual presidential candidate responded with that) even you mr OP would have done better with your half baked third world education.
Also most online polls where rigged by 4chan ( /pol/ board ). You should know by now that the 4chan community are not your average internet trolls, literally half of the population are good with computer programming. I was present in the thread just before the debate, the catalog where flooded with threads on how to rig online poll using linux/Debian this guys where literally throwing codes up and about that could automatically vote trump over and over again until you halt the program and they did it just for the "lulz" so that people like you will gobble it up as the truth. don't believe any online poll

RomanceRe: Crazy Reasons Women Moan During Sex by Shiitposter: 6:44pm On Sep 29, 2016
Damilolababy:
hmmm
I mean, if he cant make a girl moan then he probably has an asian weiner.
RomanceRe: Crazy Reasons Women Moan During Sex by Shiitposter: 4:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
tosyne2much:
Only shitty and wayward ladies moan during sex.. You will never see a responsible lady moaning during sex cheesy
You just exposed the size of your wiener.
RomanceRe: The First Day I Picked A Prostitute , This Happened by Shiitposter: 2:52pm On Sep 29, 2016
Was 147 likes not okay for you in your previous thread with this same story written on it?
PoliticsRe: Did Zara Buhari Really Go To School? by Shiitposter: 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2016
bigtiny10:
Why are you typing in a "borrowed language"? grin
Atleast i don't take the time out to type a 20+ line thread belittling other people over a language that does not even belong to us.
Neither do i judge someone's intelligence based on their ability to tweet using the english language.
PoliticsRe: Did Zara Buhari Really Go To School? by Shiitposter: 4:21pm On Sep 28, 2016
He thinks being able to speak queens english (a borrowed language) that doesn't even belong to us is an achievement.
Lol, what the british did to us can never be undone.
You should consider sudoku

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