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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by shitshappen(m): 12:57pm On Mar 15, 2013
OGA AT THE TOP:
ALL OF YOU ARE MAD. YOU HAVE NO RESPET FOR CONSTITUTION AUTHORITY. INDISCIPLINED IS THE CHALLENGES OF THIS COUNTRY. YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK ANYHOW AND ABUSE YOUR FATHERS ANYHOW BECAUSE OF INTERNET. UNGRATES, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE NSCDC IS DOING TO PROTECT LAW AND ORDER IN THIS COUNTRY. IS IT THE NSCDC WEBSITE THAT PROTECT YOU OR THE NSCDC STAFF? WILL YOU EAT WEBSITE? GOD PUNISH IRESPONSIBLE MOUTHS SAYING IRESPONSIBLE THINGS ABOUT MY ORGANIZATION. YOU ARE ALL WARNED TO HEREBY DESIT FROM FURTHER EMBARRASMENT TALKS, OR I WILL TAKE ACTION AGAINST THIS FORUM.
OUR DRAFT PICKS ARE DAFT PRICKS, you are not different from your oga at the top, how Many blunders in one paragraph. I wonder if you guys made your O' level before joining NSCDC. YOU AND YOUR OGA AT THE TOP

P.S. THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC STATE, YOUR BIG TALK DON'T SCARE US
CelebritiesRe: List 3 Famous People You Respect And Admire. by shitshappen(m): 6:52pm On Mar 07, 2013
1. leo Stan Eke (zinnox computers)
2. Brad Pitt ( his partner is my greatest crush)
3. Hugh Hefner ( greatest living playboy after king Solomon)
PropertiesRe: Omonile Lawyer's Rant Regarding The Demolition Of Houses In Epe by shitshappen(m): 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2013
Kells677: Dnt hv d tym 2 go 2ru dt long story cn sum1 sumarize it 4 me tnks in advance
see what technology has done to you, the summary is that govt has demolished your apartment, yes your own. better rush home to pack your property, the way i see it there is a thick cloud forming. it will soon rain your foam is outside. grin
Kells677: Dnt hv d tym 2 go 2ru dt long story cn sum1 sumarize it 4 me tnks in advance
see what technology has done to you, the summary is that govt has demolished your apartment, yes your own. better rush home to pack your property, the way i see it there is a thick cloud forming. it will soon rain your foam is outside.
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by shitshappen(m): 8:59am On Mar 07, 2013
rezzy: I believe well well. I know the pastor didnt just frame that story up. Last year, when robbers came to a building close to mine, they were asking for tithe money. They said, pay your tithe, i know say una no they pay tithe for church. Like yesterday, i and a lady were discussing about tithing. She said about last three months, she just decide to start paying her tithe in round figure and last month, her boss made her salary a round figure.
piiiii piiiiii piiiiiii pooooh poooh pooooh
little noisy moto car
Car TalkRe: Post Your Current Car Picture. by shitshappen(m): 10:02pm On Mar 06, 2013
baby one and baby two

RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by shitshappen(m): 9:20pm On Mar 06, 2013
it's a man's world, after the rebellion in Eden the God said to Eve
'your craving will be for man, and he will dorminate you...'
So live by it dude, better still become a ' tranny'.
Christianity EtcRe: Men of God Or Gods Of Men? by shitshappen(m): 9:00pm On Mar 06, 2013
If and when the revulotion starts, how are you going to answer? with hands on your head or finger on your trigger?
when they come knocking on your front porch, how will you end? hidding behind your mothers pot? or will your voice be that of Ezekiel
" here i am, send me!"
PoliticsRe: Babangida’s Endorsement Of APC Rattles PDP by shitshappen(m): 12:33am On Mar 05, 2013
[/color][color=#000099][quote author=Tigerhead]@gbawe

It would be good if the fantasies that you opposition types had was real. I would like PDP to sit up and do better, but the truth is nothing we hear is due to the opposition at least not the ACN led opposition, it is PDP attending to long needed in house cleaning. This cleaning will go on for awhile longer and may in fact get messier, but PDP will emerge leaner and much more focused and dangerous. There is no danger of the new yet to be merged party winning in 2015, you guys can only win on Nairaland and other places where your voters are called names like "Garri".

another paid piper, by their fruit you shall know them
PoliticsRe: APC Logo And Flag by shitshappen(m): 12:22am On Mar 05, 2013
Drock4christ: The continuation of ACN!
bless you brother, after telling us that APC logo with bear no resemblance to the logo of the merging parties they are now presenting a ' born again' ACN logo. hmmmmmm!
AutosRe: Free Vin Check Till 17th March 2013 by shitshappen(m): 12:03am On Mar 05, 2013
dear sir
kindly help me check this vin: JHMCM56313C001059
thanks
alex
FamilyRe: Father Tortures Daughter For Being A 'Witch' by shitshappen(m): 11:06pm On Mar 04, 2013
victorazy: Some little girs are witch shaa!!.
grin
victorazy: Some little girs are witch shaa!!.
i concur
RomanceRe: How Important Is Genotype In A Relationship by shitshappen(m): 10:48pm On Mar 04, 2013
i wont really know, i have neva been bothered. the last time i checked i am AA grin though withe recent change of my eye color my enemies fit don add one or two 'es' there embarassed
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Pick Your Partner's Call? by shitshappen(m): 10:40pm On Mar 04, 2013
my girl still plays FBI agent with my fone, i have learnt to be an undercover CIA agent, grin

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