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Celebrities › Re: Nse Ikpe-Etim: "Don't Expect All Women To Have Children, Be Mothers'' by shitshappen(m): 2:15pm On Dec 12, 2018

Edithfavourite:
Actress Nse Ikpe Etim who got married to her hubby, Clifford Sule in 2013, this morning shared a post on her Instagram page that centered on people respecting the privacy of women who are battling with infertility or the ones that have chosen not to have children.

Read what she wrote below:

https://zenithnaija.com/it-is-extremely-ignorant-to-expect-all-women-to-eventually-be-mothers-actress-nse-ikpe-etim/

I love her already

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Education › Re: A Teacher Brutalized A 2-Year-Old Girl Because She Pooped (Disturbing Photo) by shitshappen(m): 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2018

realmedia:
See the extent to which a teacher brutalized a 2-year-old girl because she pooped on her body

An angry mother has shared a photo of the injuries inflicted on her 2-year-old daughter by her teacher.

The mother revealed that the teacher flogged the girl so much because she pooped on her body.

In the photo shared on Instagram, the child's fragile back is seen decorated with angry red marks as a result of the brutal beating she suffered.

The mother asked other IG users for advise on how best to handle the child abuse incident.

See below.

via https://onecornergizt..com/2018/11/see-extent-to-which-teacher-brutalized.html

The only question you should be asking is whether you should burn the school down this night, or wait till tomorrow so you can tie the teacher under her table and burn her together

Autos › Re: California Fire: Toyota Honors Its Word, Delivers New 2018 Tundra To Hero(Pics) by shitshappen(m): 10:25am On Nov 30, 2018

obrigado080:
Good thinking, good product.

Im supposed to reply in Japanese " hai shanai hai shangai"
But i can only use Igbo to write it

Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Brand New 2017 Hyundai Santa Fe - 1 unit left! by shitshappen(m): 6:19am On Nov 03, 2018

olanshi:
Brand new 2017 Hyundai Santa FE

5 units Available

Pimento Leather Interior

Automatic transmission

Factory Air-conditioning

Power windows

Power steering

Power seats

Air-bags

Anti-locking braking system

Alloy-wheels

CD Changer

AM/FM Radio

Thumb-push start button

Steering cruise/volume control buttons

Bluetooth phone connectivity

Backup camera

Rear-vents

3 row seater

Rooftop carriage

Fog Lamps

Bi-xenon Headlamp

Price : N15.5m

Call/Whatsapp: +234-802-884-9078

See the lame interior they are sending to Africa for a 2017 model. Smh

Family › Re: My Child Walks On Top Of Bed But Is Afraid To Walk On The Ground by shitshappen(m): 8:04am On Oct 24, 2018

kollinpowel:
they just so wonderful that u always love to have them around.

They are my brother, they are. Cute, innocent and troublesome at the same time grin

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Travel › Re: New Terminal of the Port Harcourt International Airport due for commission Thurs by shitshappen(m): 5:28pm On Oct 22, 2018

2kurupt:
Yay! No more canopy as ARRIVAL section. Kudos

Canopy with A. C. That is not working

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Family › Re: My Child Walks On Top Of Bed But Is Afraid To Walk On The Ground by shitshappen(m): 11:01am On Oct 22, 2018

kollinpowel:
daddy follow follow, how is follow follow doing?[

She is good, you need to see her telling me bye bye this morning.

Family › Re: My Child Walks On Top Of Bed But Is Afraid To Walk On The Ground by shitshappen(m): 9:08pm On Oct 21, 2018

IamTheAnswers:
Experienced parents in the house please your timely inputs are highly needeqd.

Invite some children his/her age around, let them play and run around the house and watch them draw him/her out. Had similar problem with my daughter crawling only on the bed, til last holiday my sister visited for two weeks with a daughter almost the age of my daughter. Now my daughter's second name is follow follow

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Autos › Re: ***Pre-Order Your Dream Car -USA & GERMANY. Exact Costs - No inflated charges*** by shitshappen(m): 10:37pm On Oct 12, 2018

kakakibuy:
Landing Cost is around 3.1M Naira. Estimated clearing cost will be an additional 1.1M naira

WhatsApp: +436602306454

Click https:///send?phone=436602306454 for direct WhatsApp message

Thank you baba, i will get back to soonest

Autos › Re: ***Pre-Order Your Dream Car -USA & GERMANY. Exact Costs - No inflated charges*** by shitshappen(m): 7:27pm On Oct 07, 2018

Baba good evening,
Pls whats the landing cost for 2011 volvo xc60, also any idea what the duty will look like? Thanks

Politics › Re: Udom Emmanuel, Pastor Kumuyi At Deeper Life Crusade by shitshappen(m): 7:22am On Sep 14, 2018

NextBuhari:
There's been an unholy alliance between especially pastors and politicians in Nigeria's fourth republic. It's now a case of scratch my back, I scratch your own. A very wicked collabo I must say.

There has always been and unholy alliance between religion and politics from time immemorial. The harlots and the scarlet colored wild beast

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Autos › Re: 2008 TOYOTA FJ Cruiser , Neatly Used, Superclean And Fresh by shitshappen(m): 4:52pm On Sep 11, 2018

lomaxbien:
Available

Is it still available?

Technology Market › Re: Guys, How reliable are Hisense products? by shitshappen(m): 4:05pm On Aug 03, 2018

PrimeGadgets:
Please did you eventually buy the Hisense TV and please is it of good quality? Your review of the TV will be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

Yes, I got a small one 32" for the room. So far so good. Though I had to mirror the picture setting with what I have I my other television to get my test. But I couldn't get the side by side door fridge. My liver no reach, I was worried about their after sales services. I had to stick with known brands

Phones › Re: What Are Your Top 6 Smartphone Features? by shitshappen(m): 8:27pm On May 22, 2018

lavenjcrown:
planning of buying the infinix hot5 or techno cam. please your advise.

I'm not in any position to recommend or review anything techno or Infinix. I have not forgotten my last experience with them.

Phones › Re: What Are Your Top 6 Smartphone Features? by shitshappen(m): 7:20am On May 22, 2018

holybabayo:
Screen Size
Camara (front and back)
Storage (RAM/ROM, SD expandable)
OS
Processor
Battery
Price
Waranty

My own specifications are:
Screen size (5.5'' to 6'')
Camara (13mp + 13mp)
Storage (3g RAM, 32g ROM, SD card expandable 128g)
OS ( Andriod 7 and above)
Processor (1.3Ghz)
Battery (5000 Ahm)
Price (=/<50000 naira)
Warranty (1 year)

Tecno, infinix, etc

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Business › Re: Nigeria-china Currency Swap, Commendable, But Requires Caution -NANTS by shitshappen(m): 1:30pm On May 21, 2018

martineverest:
are u just realising that 98% of nairalanders are dumbos?

Is it just me or should seun introduce I.Q test before registration? There's so much mediocrity here these days.

TV/Movies › Re: List 3 Of Your Favourite TV Stations by shitshappen(m): 4:39pm On May 06, 2018

Blackish
Flatmates
Blackish

For real this time

TV/Movies › Re: List 3 Of Your Favourite TV Stations by shitshappen(m): 4:38pm On May 06, 2018

1magic
M movies premiere west
Comedy Central

Technology Market › Re: Guys, How reliable are Hisense products? by shitshappen(m): 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2018

So the TV in my bedroom got bad and I figured it's time for change instead of repairing. After two three days of review I settled for Hisense, budget friendly almost same durability with LG. However they offer only one year warranty unlike LG that's two years
Now I'm thinking maybe I can also buy that side by side door fridge I have been stingy about since, problem is there are no online reviews on Hisense refrigerator in Nigeria. Has anyone used their refrigerator before, it's not like TV or washing machine you off and on.
Should I just respect myself and go for other tried and tested products

Health › Re: Having Dry Throat And Sharp Pains. Feeling Depressed by shitshappen(m): 4:06pm On Mar 09, 2018

Romance › Re: Young Lady Writes To All The Fine Boys In Her Church by shitshappen(m): 3:47pm On Jan 14, 2018

FreshBoss007:
too much make up... she's even got some on her blouse....

shithappens

Kikikiki

Culture › Re: Lost Girl Found Wandering Around Emir's Palace In Gombe State. Photo by shitshappen(m): 11:21am On Jan 13, 2018

watchwoman:
Emir palace again? what draws these little girls to always wander round the palace of the emir?

When a child cries and points at a particular place. If his mother is not there his father certainly is there.

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Autos › Re: Just Arrived Toks Volvo XC90 06 Model SOLD!! SOLD!!! by shitshappen(m): 6:20am On Dec 20, 2017

noblemind:
I will have a 2009 xc 90 volvlo in January ( shipping missed my December target) it's a red colour, 3rd row all leather beige seats with head rest entertainment and moon roof. Looking to sell to a lucky buyer.

Pls dm me when you have this ride, perfect ride perfect timing for me

Christianity Etc › Re: Will The “Great Crowd” Be On Earth When Armageddon Breaks Out? by shitshappen(m): 9:52am On Dec 17, 2017

Pls quote Luke 7:28 and explain it Here.

Politics › Re: Ex Niger Delta Militant Becomes Police Pilot, Decorated With New Rank. Photos by shitshappen(m): 6:46pm On Dec 16, 2017

Omo see the interior of our "elocopta", no wonder

Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 12:08pm On Dec 09, 2017

shaybebaby:
Friends ke?
Mr and Mrs F are foxes and Mr C is a cat that tries to break and enter. Some folks don't even respect themselves not to talk of others.
Epp me

Foxes conniving with a cat to commit B and E. Its an Infringement on your right to peaceful living and safety of your bread and stock fish. Your case is more serious than mine ma, have you tried dialog? They said conciliation is the first step towards reconciliation before force. Call them and hear from them this Matter pass "love letter" level. Please don't make any attempt on their lives as that was what aggravated my condition with Mr. B

Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 11:00am On Dec 09, 2017

shaybebaby:
Wetin I wan take wink do, is that how you winked at Mr B?
Don't worry, when he invites his entire village people to make an orchestra in your yard, your eyes will clear.

Entire village kwa! Biko tell me more about your little friends maybe together we can send them " a love letter".

Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 10:52am On Dec 09, 2017

shaybebaby:
Op I found your rant funny. Perhaps you can help compose one for my squatters Mr and Mrs F who shît all over my garden. Mr C the neighbours house boy too is joining gang with them.

Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 10:49am On Dec 09, 2017*

MostBanned:
You are right, she's Dumb but no need dragging her Father into it, He might not be the cause of her foolishness

You are right, I'm sorry about that must have overreacted. My bad!

Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 9:27am On Dec 09, 2017*

oyb:
ishiiii

https://img.memecdn.com/bad-grammar_o_2584343.jpg

Taught or thought, she is at home you can go and wash her pants as usual. I don't need grammar in my field of endeavor.

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Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by shitshappen(op): 9:24am On Dec 09, 2017*

sisisioge:
No I didn't think your neighbor was a bat and you went beyond board when you became confrontational. Yeah, she kicked you first but you went with all arms and legs ...enjoy your day biko.

Sorry my chill button dey malfunction some times. Oya take one bottle of moet . Truce

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Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Poses With His Pet Tiger (Pictured) by shitshappen(m): 9:21am On Dec 09, 2017

Is it just me or do they look alike? Look at the eyes and the facial expression.

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