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*gets tire of observing and finally speaks up*

Lol, you haven't answer the ultimate question GSKING ( any other gay man here)

"does the the room smell of shit (faeces, human excreta) when you guys finish doing your 'you know' ?"

* goes back to observing *

anonimi: No the show never end at 9.15am on Monday 04 November for a show slated for Sunday, 03 November
See question!

The bouncers sec dey force people to go home. If you make mistake go outside, just go house straight unless you want beg the bouncers to let you in again. See as those bouncers for gate dey embarrass People to go home, it's. Not TDB.

Op either you are a troublesome wife or a single man. Ogodo ga eru nwoke ebe o ruru ibe ya.

I rented a three bedroom flat at Ikeja and brought in my elder sister, she was surprise the way I tastefully furnished her room, to cut the matter short I ran away from the said apartment barely 18months later. She is still ma sister though.

* casually strolling into this deserted beer parlor after 2 hrs of waiting for Sandra at the back of their house *
( in a hushed tone)
' what a lovely bar I wonder the code name for human meat'
( calling out)
Bar man, Give me one bottle of J.P Chenet. With a plate of Jinjin.

Huh?

I play he catches him

Caro is everywhere. Lol

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begwong: Unfortunately,he is also advertising for LOYA MILK free of charge with the use of there umbrerra

Exactly my thought, I wonder if the makers of LOYA MILK paid him also.

Ngwakwe: See what ignorance is leading you into.

"Act of God" simply means Action that negates logic or scientific explanations.

In other words, an instance of uncontrollable natural forces in operation.

It has nothing to do with spirituality and religion in this context.
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You think she is the flight engineers that approved the worthiness of the Aircraft that morning or the pilot that approved the checklists before taking off.

I see u quoted me after your comment about ignorance so I choose not to reply you on that.
Buh as par your reference to the flight engineer, I will reply you as an Igboman
Agbaa mbu ya atuo na ogwe
Agbaa a buo ya atuo na ogwe....
Have u ever wonder why all these 'acts of God' happen at a larger scale now that she is the minister of Aviation. Wake up nwanne muru anya ka azu.

I travel a lot by air God forbid if it were me!

God will punish her for this thoughtless remark. For painting God cruel and blaming him for man's sheer negligence. For failure to do her duty as the minister of aviation and shifting the blame of the almighty. People suffer mishaps for three reasons:
1. Satan the devil who is the ruler of this system of things. James 4:4
2. Being at the right place at the wrong time (unforeseen occurrence) ecclesiastes 9:11
3. Man's inhumanity to man, mankind wickedness. Ecclesiastes 8:9

So madam minister I know u cant bear the blood of the victims in your head. But truth be told as am aware u know ur responsibilities as the aviation minister before u took the job. So if you have ever collected bribe instead of doing ya duties, then the blood of the victims are on your head. I wish it will also be on those of ur children

Brb

Whatever, does it affect the price of fufu at madam feed well?

I hope his case will help other young witnesses make the right decision. The truth is 'Everything in this present system of things is transient'. Striving for fame an fortune in this wicked world is as Solomon puts it ' striving after the wind'

4000 a pair of loafer
2100 lunch for two
1600 take away for sweet nephews
3500 sow seed ( my sister)
800 aba to igbere
600 keke drop 3 times

total 12600 what the Bleep, like play like play

Like an amaranth my love for you is eternal Ebonyblond, just thinking of you makes me sing with rapture and dance like a devilish. I love you more than i can ever say just give me the chance and i promise to make you deliriously happy.

[quote author=Pygru]Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, on Friday took on the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, for attributing the crisis in the Rivers State House of Assembly to her.
In a statement by her spokesman, Ayo Osinlu, the President’s wife said Soyinka betrayed the moral duty that expected him, as a respected member of the society, to carefully consider all shades of issues that informed his opinions on any matter.
Mrs. Jonathan said Soyinka had become an embarrassment to his admirers with his diatribe against her.
The statement read in part, “Unfortunately, Soyinka betrayed moral duty in his recent diatribe against Mrs. Patience Jonathan.
“Of course, this would not be the first time he would reach out against the First Lady, usually from self-righteously indignant lecterns.
“In this particular instance, his verdict was that Mrs. Jonathan was ‘stoking the crisis currently rocking her home state of Rivers…’, and thereupon asked Mr. President to caution his wife.
“The good, old Prof. reminds one of the truth that indeed, most of the giants on the street are men of like passions like everyone else. Worse still, most of them are actually standing on clay feet and would fail the test of a gentle push.
“Otherwise, who would have believed that the social, civil, constitutional and sundry rights crusader Prof. would maintain a safe distance from the heart ofan activity that is a potential threat to the peace, security and safety of the people ofa state, then collect exaggerated stories and jaundiced perspectives from familiar propagandists and character assassins, and promptly summon the media to a “state of the nation” address.
“It’s an embarrassment to his throng of admirers and followers, that a sage of Prof. Soyinka’s status, who used to be a gauge of public morality in this nation, would lend himself to a propaganda of high drive, to save a governor who elected to launch into a river without applicable survival skills.”
Mrs. Jonathan argued that the calculation was to attack the President and pull to pieces anyone associated with him, as a strategy for attracting public sympathy to the “clear underdog.”
Continue reading at source: http://www.punchng.com/news/soyinka- an-embarrassment-patience-jonathan- %e2%80%a2amaechi-behind-rivers- crisis-fg-%e2%80%a2allegation-baseless- governor/



paid piper just shut up

austinsmat: hmmm women don't climb tree in Igboland it is abomination if it is true she must do some cleansing,pls we Igbos have culture

exactly my thoughts, the red cap chiefs will be smiling secretly for the cow things and the tubers of yam this lady will be bringing to eze mmuo for this abomination. Ala adighi nma wu uru ndi nze.

ak47mann: she is not a politician by the way..

i think i know this lady, she rides a hummer 2 with the same licence plate " afikpo chic"

Not being able to provide for my future wife and children, watching another man do that for me.
Im also afraid of meeting my course mates in ten yrs time and not being able to measure up.
P.S im self employed and not doing bad currently, but i'm afraid of the unknown.

Simbi
market
ball
basket
pineapple
tree
ali
banana
table
chair
house
bulb

monkey uche,motor kalu
igwe maduka , pussy nneka
trailer ada, ulo ebere
nwa nwanyi obingwa.

HOW I MISS THOSE DAYS

Francheezy: wich kind hand dey hold d fone

NA ROUGED HAND DEY HOLD THE ROUGED FONE NAH

190: are there now thunder's in Nigeria

hope it strikes my ex's too

if thunder strikes everyone's ex, I'm pretty sure we all would be dead.

Malawian: i wanted to ask if the guy is yoruba or igbo

he is mixed, two men are responsible for the pregnancy. one Yoruba one Igbo.

for me is cremation, it does not matter. I can stand decay and putrefaction- not for my much adored body. just burn me into ashes and spray the damn thing for wild west wind to carry. I ve already told all that matters my wishes.

__ Hid behind curtain so I could eavesdrop on my brothers escapades.
__ Gave a dead mice state burial that lasted for three hours.

2008-2012 that's four years, we ve been friends since year one that 2004. But started dating our final year. we are getting married this yr.

f diva: If not for one thing, I won't get married. Men behaves like castrated beast these days.

if not for the fact that you have an itching that needs constant legitimate scratching.

okay nau but is he keeps f**king with the devil no condoms
he might not see another march 15 oooo cos devil carry STD nii