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EducationRe: Covid 19: Reopening Schools Is Playing With Fire by shitshappen(m): 9:53am On Jan 15, 2021
airex:
God punish you.
For saying him mind and making sense?
BusinessRe: What Business Made You A Millionaire In 2020? by shitshappen(m): 4:11pm On Jan 01, 2021
JARAPlenty:
What Business did u do that generates to the tune of a million naira as a profit. It could be a day, a week, a month, a quarter, or a year.
Kindly Share your experience so that we can all learn
..
CrimeRe: Notorious Woman Who Beheaded Owl On Social Media Is Gunned Down by shitshappen(m): 10:47am On Dec 18, 2020
mightyhazel:
ibudi amah? Kee ka isii mara afam




Amah sabinus cheesy
Ojugo Okeajuju
CrimeRe: Notorious Woman Who Beheaded Owl On Social Media Is Gunned Down by shitshappen(m): 8:04am On Dec 18, 2020
mightyhazel:
kee ka isi mara?



Ibu sabinus? cheesy
Ajuju. I bu Ojugo?
CrimeRe: Notorious Woman Who Beheaded Owl On Social Media Is Gunned Down by shitshappen(m): 6:06am On Dec 18, 2020
mightyhazel:
Maka gini zi
Maka Ikwi-ikwi
FamilyRe: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by shitshappen(m): 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2020
johnhood:
You broke a window? Ịnukwa?
Will you really blame it on me, all I wanted to do was slide it open so as to call the icedcream vendor. I had 100 tucked away in the most secured place of my shorts.

Blame it on the contractor
CelebritiesRe: "I Can Cook And Clean" Men Declare Love For A Woman Who Becomes A Private Pilot. by shitshappen(m): 3:49pm On Dec 07, 2020
Call me village boy if you want , why is the cockpit looking like the boot of a Citroen?
FamilyRe: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by shitshappen(m): 10:23pm On Dec 06, 2020
I broke a window, and a TV stand in one week. Imagine receiving general beating as a last Born. Nobody to tell you sorry.
Car TalkRe: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by shitshappen(m): 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2020
Tango123:
What are moth balls
Campho
Car TalkRe: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by shitshappen(m): 8:11am On Nov 30, 2020
Mot balls, buy the big ones and drop at strategic locations inside your hood ( bonnet). If the rat infestation​ is that bad just mantain a container of ten to fifteen big size mot balls that you place under your car ( bonnet end) each evening after you use your car. Thank me later
PoliticsRe: Why Igbos Prosper Under Bad Economy - Reno Omokri. by shitshappen(m): 1:47pm On Nov 27, 2020
Rugaria:
Before an Igbo man drops dead because of buharinomics, most folks in this country will already be dead.. Take that to the bank. Inflation respects no gender, tribe nor religious group.. Buharis dumb economic policy will contract importation but it can't stiffle demands for basic essentials like food items, clothes, shoes etc.. People will squeeze to buy, maybe not as much as before, but folks will still buy enough to keep the markets running.. And since manufacturing is nearly dead here, importers will break even, even if tight.. I import at an exhorbitant rate, I will simply offset my overbearing overhead by a little mark up in price! You will buy because you don't have any serious alternative really..., And don't forget, any serious importer must have built a serious relationship with his suppliers outside. That means you can get a sizeable amount of your stock shipped to you upfront before remittance of proceeds.. The calculated onslaught against traders is nothing but a double edged sword. . .
Buharinomics ko!? Ruganomics ni!?
Gham! Eight months ago Toyota 1MZ engine and gear stands at 190k to 210k wholesale price. Today it's around 300k thanks to the "buharinomics" as he calls it. Higher cost of import and forex exchange. The gain may have reduced small but who is bearing the bulk of the effect... the consumers. And that's because it's used auto parts ( tokunbo as we call it here), my friends in new auto parts will just calculate the extra cost and pass it down to the consumers 100%, kpatakpata demand will shrink small and bounce back later
AutosRe: 2010 Nigerian Used BMW X5.....SOLD by shitshappen(m): 4:56pm On Nov 11, 2020
o42austino:
148k miles? Where did u see that? This car only has 29k milage on it. It was bought a brand new car Coscharis, the owner is a Bishop of a church, the old man has other cars and hardly drive this one.
I think I need glasses, saw 148 didn't bother to see what was after it. My bad
AutosRe: 2010 Nigerian Used BMW X5.....SOLD by shitshappen(m): 7:41am On Nov 11, 2020
At 148k miles and no single error light on the dash of this car, the owner deserves a bottle of beer.
AutosRe: No Camry Like This In Africa. by shitshappen(m): 8:00am On Nov 01, 2020
LordofNaija:
For 2million I guess you are offering an extra dashboard too
And 2 years or 50km full warranty whichever comes first
Christianity EtcRe: JW 013 Avoiding Apostates. by shitshappen(m): 8:09am On Oct 29, 2020
Zephaniah 3:9
For then I will change the language of the peoples to a pure language,So that all of them may call on the name of Jehovah,To serve him shoulder to shoulder.



With emphasis on "pure language"
The voice is the voice of Jacob, but the hands are the hands of Eʹsau.
RomanceRe: Who Knows Dis Symbol & Meaning? by shitshappen(m): 11:56am On Oct 28, 2020
posty56:
cheesy it means your days are numbered,op better go appeal the gods.

modify: people quoting me na joke ooo
mene mene tekel upharsin
FoodRe: The N500 Onions I Bought Today In Port Harcourt. by shitshappen(m): 11:51am On Oct 28, 2020
DenreleDave:
Where?
Lagos mainland
FoodRe: The N500 Onions I Bought Today In Port Harcourt. by shitshappen(m): 11:51am On Oct 28, 2020
toprealman:
Shits happen.... cool
I dey tell you
CrimeRe: Meet Onitsha DPO That Thugs Refused To Attack His Station by shitshappen(m): 8:33pm On Oct 27, 2020
I heard the story yesterday here in Lagos for my friends at Obosi
FoodRe: The N500 Onions I Bought Today In Port Harcourt. by shitshappen(m): 8:20pm On Oct 27, 2020
Baawaa:
Are you joking, each one is 50naira in Abeokuta
No she's not I bought something like these for 300 last Saturday

PhonesRe: Pls Advise Me On The Best Quality & Durable Huawei Phone To Buy by shitshappen(m): 9:20am On Oct 07, 2020
Currently on my fourth Huawei, from mate 7 to mate 8, mate 9 and currently 20 pro. Good phones, reliable and wonderful ba3 life.
CrimeRe: Malaysia-Based Nigerian Shot Dead By Gunmen In Aba (Graphic Photos) by shitshappen(m): 8:46pm On Sep 28, 2020
nolyyy:
Mehn... See Aki ilu for Item rd that year... Wey go wilcox abi na which sch.... Chai....
One Aba boy from Ngwa road by east sighted.
RomanceRe: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by shitshappen(m): 7:25am On Sep 26, 2020
Ericnrm:
Your brother-in-law chiked your wife’s sister?
So you’re saying he chiked his own sister grin
No, not really. My sister's husband chiked my wife's sister.
RomanceRe: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by shitshappen(m): 2:20pm On Sep 25, 2020
Three of my brothers in-law are cheating and I'm aware of. One came to Lagos Lodge with a girl I know before coming to see me, the other stayed in Binez Hotel with his smallie around the time I visited home. The third one chiked my wife's sister ( to tell you how bad his case is)

It's not me that will break their families. Truth is my own brother is doing the same thing. I think Satan has released it in the air we breathe.
PhonesRe: Infinix Unveils Hot 10 Device In Nigeria by shitshappen(m): 1:46pm On Sep 25, 2020
Carchoice:
Techno and infinix, I don’t see why they are using the punch hole display if they can’t ditch the big chin underneath the display. Why don’t they just rotate the chin up and put the camera inside?. It’s pointless.
You are right, the chin will always reduce the screen to body ratio
EducationRe: Is this Picture Decent For Children's Notebook? by shitshappen(m): 12:36pm On Sep 19, 2020
Hier:
Isn't the content too explicit for children

Would you allow your children go close to an environment where such dressing is rampant
Whatever rocks your boat brother, if it's nudity for you then don't buy for your children. I hope you don't take your children to the beach or public pool.
AutosRe: 2020 Gx460 Brand New by shitshappen(m): 9:05am On Sep 19, 2020
Soulsymbol99:
upgrade cool
Maybe, maybe not
EducationRe: If You Love Your Teeth, Stop Rinsing It With Water After Brushing - Do This Inst by shitshappen(m): 11:23am On Sep 18, 2020
SKhanmi:
Ignoramus on the beat. The best toothpaste is one that doesn't contain fluoride. Go and find out why. Something that was dumped out and used as rat poison before they saw how they could profit from it.
Don't mind them, the same fluoride awoken people are running from is what we should now swallow. Next one highly lobbied dental society or nutrition society will tell them to use it in cooking stew and egusi.
EducationRe: The Beautiful ‘vertical Forest’ Housing Project In China. by shitshappen(m): 11:37am On Sep 17, 2020
Siberia01:
cool
lol
but China is a shit hole
Nigeria will always have more billionaires than them
Hahahaha. You think so?
AutosRe: Cars On Nairaland Are Far Way Beyond Offline Price.... by shitshappen(m): 9:13pm On Sep 15, 2020
The greedy merchants have the mods on their pay row, that's why page 1 to around 15 is reservd for them. If you doubt me create a post ( advert) on the auto section and watch how fast it's relegated to page 20

Me I just start my search from page 15 or 20 depending on the mod on duty

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