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Hi, don't know if four years is very late. I have interest, i was thinking new Zealand. Buh my research is pointing towards Greece. Pls get it touch . |
A long time ago, the plan was to graduate at 23 and marry at 25. Well today I'm 29, the irony is that i have the resources. The rest is tales by moon light. Shits really happen |
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Two kids boy 6 years old and girl 5 years walked up to there teacher during recess and asked Girl: teacher can someone get pregnant and 5 years? Teacher: no, you must be a grown up for you to be pregnant. Boy: you see what i told you! Lets go back and continue p.s. this is a copy and paste, incase y ve seen it somewhere |
20pounds: Sell it(him?)!!!!post it(him) on olx. And do the needful ![]() |
People like you is the reason many marriages are going down the drain. Be careful where you say that, fear of stoning is the beginning of your longevity. |
[quote author=Trypant]A man who divorces his wife whom he dated 4 2years, b4 paying her bride price and when they had little problem accompanied with every relationship, his father asks him 2 divorce his wife bc he feels that the wife will kill him and they will get him someone else which they wanted to get 4 him right b4 the marriage. That is not man enough! A man who runs and bad mouths his wife 2 his family any time he feels uncomfortable with the wife's presence since he is a flirt and keeps late nights. Not man enough is a married man who takes advises from single guys who are drunk and flirtatious as he is, about his marriage. A man who makes money, and blows it away without any planning with his wife on any structured profit or long term benefits planning. My dear what makes a man not man enough are many. easy tigress! all these for one man[color=#006600][/color] |
Shouldn't be saying this, buh if u are looking for durable, fairly used, i might know the place. |
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BREAKING NEWS: ladies and gentlemen, we are in front page. Just thought i shud let you all know. Thank you all for you parts, i think the English class should come to an end because the examination is over. |
temigracie: mayb u shud port to anoda network dat s beta...dis one dat ur happiness s fluntuating[color=#006600][/color] seriously he needs to port to a satellite network, for lasting happiness. ![]() |
J3da: Happiness depends on how you love your own self, and makeing sure your first angle of hapiness is LOVE towards yourself and the awareness of your value and significance. |
technophile: You copied this from a foreign website. Most of it doesn't sound like a Nigerian way of life.[color=#006600][/color] exactly which one in the list oga mi. I took my time to go through. If we don't make cabinets, we do engage in other hobbies |
ismokeweed: Acknowledge ur source.[color=#006600][/color] i did, i remember saying time magazine, unless u want the link. I can also post that. |
Much have been said about money, success, blah blah and blah. Sometimes little is said about happiness which is the most important thing in life. So I went digging for things that happy people do as a routine because to me life is all about happiness and its pursuit. This is what I found out in times magazine, enjoy: University of California professor Sonja Lyubomirsky details the things research shows the happiest people have in common. So here is the list, enjoy 1.They devote a great amount of time to their family and friends, nurturing and enjoying those relationships. 2.They are comfortable expressing gratitude for all they have. 3. They are often the first to offer helping hands to coworkers and passersby. 4. They practice optimism when imagining their futures. 5. They savor life’s pleasures and try to live in the present moment. 6. They make physical exercise a weekly and even daily habit. 7. They are deeply committed to lifelong goals and ambitions (e.g., fighting fraud, building cabinets, or teaching their children their deeply held values 8.Last but not least, the happiest people do have their share of stresses, crises, and even tragedies. They may become just as distressed and emotional in such circumstances as you or I, but their secret weapon is the poise and strength they show in coping in the face of challenge. Having said it all, now you know. Happiness is your right don't let anyone take it from you, not even your spouse. |
U know which phone.
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Serve him a bottle of his favorite drink while he is watching his tv,go back and finish YOUR chores. Men die early before their spouse why do you want to shorten my life span the more with your God given house chores. That virtues woman in proverbs 31, have you ever wonder what the husband was doing all these while when she was cooking, cleaning etc?He was sleeping sweetheart or maybe sipping his vine drink under the fig tree. |
Its ironic how ladies cry wolf at mother in-laws and welcome theirs with open arms. I'm the last (son) in a family of six. My mum has indicated interest in spending her last days with me. She is my mum i cant abandon her. |
[color=#006600][/color] ferhyntorlah: PES 13- Pro Evolution Soccer 13 AKA World Soccer. Hmmmmm!Believe me it's a big + (plus) gone are the days when video games are for kids. Now everyone both young and old enjoy playing it. I read of an old granny that completed God of war. Like I said your boo will enjoy marrying you if you really enjoy video games. Plus you have something to keep him busy at home. |
[color=#006600][/color] Dominiquez: Just informed my babe yesterday how important it is for her to learn PES as I won't give up on it even as an old man.Bros I wish I cud get a woman like that, I feel a bit jealous each time I see my brother's wife trash him in PES 13. G |
[color=#006600][/color] andyallor: ITry learning it you will enjoy it, trust me it's a very big plus on your 'marriage CV' *winks* |
I think the size of the vehicle and you frame matter a lot. I experienced it a while back when I was using a heavy SUV, for an average body frame. Today I use a sedan and it only happens after like four hrs of driving, unlike 30- 30 minutes before |
It doesn't count, I'm still the Op. So that makes you FTC |
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Every man wants a God fearing wife, ability to care for the home front, hard working, good looking, blah blah and blah. In view of the recent changes in societal norm I think we should add ability to play soccer (PES or FIFA). Every game lover knows how frustrating it is if you have a woman that hates video games. The only thing keeping mine from shattering my console according to her is the cost. So I have decided, ' show me a woman that likes video games as much as I do and I will marry her' Cetelis paribus . P.S. I have seen one already but she she's married to my only brother. |
Me I think life is all about happiness and its pursuit, I ve seen hot classy ladies find happiness in 'nobodies' so to say and vice versa. OP there is no fast rule, don't kill the poor man's dream. Dreams still come true |
Nope I met one at Ikota shopping complex vgc, nnaa that man was tall. |
[color=#006600][/color] xtremely9ja: Bros, google magnetic levitation. With science the fiction of yesterday is today's reality and the fiction of today is the reality of tomorrow.For magnetic systems and materials yes, Buh what about other forms of matter that lack magnetic property? Say a log of wood or piece of slab. |
[color=#006600][/color] Hendrixtzee: I've watched documentaries abt dt. scientifically there may be grounds for dt in d future #serxly, science is summtn else#Until then bro |
mickyarams: [b]A team of University of Queensland physicists has transmitted an atom from one location to another inside an electronic chip.[color=#006600][/color] In quantum state is possible, so is particle Giration and levitation, but the theory behind it states that matter as a whole no matter the size can dematerialise. |
Teleportation, that matter can dematerialise( break into simple units) and reassemble elsewhere, is a very weird concept. Imagine I can appear where Mukina is right now and give him a dirty slap. lol Levitation also, particle physics is a big cock and bull story |

