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BusinessRe: Extra Virgin Olive Oil From Greece by shitshappen(m): 2:32pm On Aug 08, 2014
Hi, don't know if four years is very late. I have interest, i was thinking new Zealand. Buh my research is pointing towards Greece. Pls get it touch .
FamilyRe: If You Had Your Way, At What Age Will You Like To Get Married by shitshappen(m):
A long time ago, the plan was to graduate at 23 and marry at 25. Well today I'm 29, the irony is that i have the resources. The rest is tales by moon light. Shits really happen
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day:- Igbo Is The Wisest Tribe In Nigeria (you Need To See This) by shitshappen(m): 2:16pm On Aug 06, 2014
Lol
Jokes EtcLets Go Back And Continue by shitshappen(op): 10:14pm On Aug 01, 2014
Two kids boy 6 years old and girl 5 years walked up to there teacher during recess and asked
Girl: teacher can someone get pregnant and 5 years?

Teacher: no, you must be a grown up for you to be pregnant.

Boy: you see what i told you! Lets go back and continue

p.s. this is a copy and paste, incase y ve seen it somewhere
FamilyRe: His 5 Years Old Son Wrote In His Play Book "I Don't Like My Mum And Dad" by shitshappen(m): 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2014
20pounds: Sell it(him?)!!!!

Get a pet that will love them instead. embarassed
post it(him) on olx. And do the needful grin
FamilyRe: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by shitshappen(m): 7:24am On Jul 26, 2014
People like you is the reason many marriages are going down the drain. Be careful where you say that, fear of stoning is the beginning of your longevity.
RomanceRe: You Are Not Man Enough - Ladies Only by shitshappen(m): 6:17pm On Jul 25, 2014
[quote author=Trypant]A man who divorces his wife whom he dated 4 2years, b4 paying her bride price and when they had little problem accompanied with every relationship, his father asks him 2 divorce his wife bc he feels that the wife will kill him and they will get him someone else which they wanted to get 4 him right b4 the marriage. That is not man enough! A man who runs and bad mouths his wife 2 his family any time he feels uncomfortable with the wife's presence since he is a flirt and keeps late nights. Not man enough is a married man who takes advises from single guys who are drunk and flirtatious as he is, about his marriage. A man who makes money, and blows it away without any planning with his wife on any structured profit or long term benefits planning. My dear what makes a man not man enough are many.

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FamilyRe: Looking For A Kids Bicycle by shitshappen(m): 8:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
Shouldn't be saying this, buh if u are looking for durable, fairly used, i might know the place.
Foreign AffairsGaza: Israel Vs Hams by shitshappen(op):
Hi
PoliticsGaza by shitshappen(op):
How
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 2:30pm On Jul 19, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: ladies and gentlemen, we are in front page. Just thought i shud let you all know. Thank you all for you parts, i think the English class should come to an end because the examination is over.
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: mayb u shud port to anoda network dat s beta...dis one dat ur happiness s fluntuating
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seriously he needs to port to a satellite network, for lasting happiness. grin
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 10:19am On Jul 19, 2014
J3da: Happiness depends on how you love your own self, and makeing sure your first angle of hapiness is LOVE towards yourself and the awareness of your value and significance.

Fall inlove with yourself b4 falling in love with you neighbor/spouse.

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you have said it all, true happiness comes from the inner self

Bottomline you can't be happy if you are not happy inward with yourself.
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 10:09am On Jul 19, 2014
technophile: You copied this from a foreign website. Most of it doesn't sound like a Nigerian way of life.
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exactly which one in the list oga mi. I took my time to go through. If we don't make cabinets, we do engage in other hobbies
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 10:05am On Jul 19, 2014
ismokeweed: Acknowledge ur source.
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i did, i remember saying time magazine, unless u want the link. I can also post that.
FamilyEight Things Happy People Have In Common by shitshappen(op): 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2014
Much have been said about money, success, blah blah and blah. Sometimes little is said about happiness which is the most important thing in life. So I went digging for things that happy people do as a routine because to me life is all about happiness and its pursuit. This is what I found out in times magazine, enjoy:
University of California professor Sonja Lyubomirsky details the things research shows the happiest people have in common.
So here is the list, enjoy
1.They devote a great amount of time to their family and friends, nurturing and enjoying those relationships.

2.They are comfortable expressing gratitude for all they have.

3. They are often the first to offer helping hands to coworkers and passersby.

4. They practice optimism when imagining their futures.
5. They savor life’s pleasures and try to live in the present moment.

6. They make physical exercise a weekly and even daily habit.
7. They are deeply committed to lifelong goals and ambitions (e.g., fighting fraud, building cabinets, or teaching their children their deeply held values

8.Last but not least, the happiest people do have their share of stresses, crises, and even tragedies. They may become just as distressed and emotional in such circumstances as you or I, but their secret weapon is the poise and strength they show in coping in the face of challenge.
Having said it all, now you know. Happiness is your right don't let anyone take it from you, not even your spouse.
PhonesRe: Android Vs Windows Phone Vs Ios - Home Screen by shitshappen(m): 3:21pm On Jul 12, 2014
U know which phone.

FamilyRe: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by shitshappen(m):
Serve him a bottle of his favorite drink while he is watching his tv,go back and finish YOUR chores. Men die early before their spouse why do you want to shorten my life span the more with your God given house chores.

That virtues woman in proverbs 31, have you ever wonder what the husband was doing all these while when she was cooking, cleaning etc?He was sleeping sweetheart or maybe sipping his vine drink under the fig tree.
FamilyRe: Is It Ideal For A Mother-in-law To Move In With A Newly Married Couple?? by shitshappen(m): 7:37am On Jul 09, 2014
Its ironic how ladies cry wolf at mother in-laws and welcome theirs with open arms. I'm the last (son) in a family of six. My mum has indicated interest in spending her last days with me. She is my mum i cant abandon her.
FamilyRe: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op): 11:07pm On Dec 14, 2013
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ferhyntorlah: PES 13- Pro Evolution Soccer 13 AKA World Soccer. Hmmmmm!

I love playing games except soccer/football games; I find them kinda boring and draining; I do watch football but playing the game version doesn't fancy me. I prefer action/fighting and treasure hunting games.

Maybe because I grew up with brothers, who loved games back then; so I guess they infected me with the game loving bug.

I remember bros telling daddy to get him GameBoy, Nitendo console, game catridges etc.

Mehn! I remember them Street Fighter characters- Ken, with his fighting slogan-adoo Ken, adooo Ken, showwwww u Ken, Ryan, Zangif, Chung Li, Mbison, Blanka etc.

I can't remember them Mortal Kombat characters because we didn't have the catridge but only borrowed it.

What of Mario both on GameBoy and Nitendo? I remember the days my bros defeated all the characters in Street Fighter(just him against the computer controlled characters instead of playing against a human opponent).

At the end of the game, we would get to know how the winning character later turned out.

So when I get married, I will play video games with my boo and will even try to defeat him!
Believe me it's a big + (plus) gone are the days when video games are for kids. Now everyone both young and old enjoy playing it. I read of an old granny that completed God of war. Like I said your boo will enjoy marrying you if you really enjoy video games. Plus you have something to keep him busy at home.
FamilyRe: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op):
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Dominiquez: Just informed my babe yesterday how important it is for her to learn PES as I won't give up on it even as an old man.
Bros I wish I cud get a woman like that, I feel a bit jealous each time I see my brother's wife trash him in PES 13. G
FamilyRe: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op): 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
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andyallor: I
Like video games , I don't fancy soccer but can watch it if I have nothing else important to do (that's sleeping,lolz)
But but ......but
But I want to marry an oyibo man and ure not oyibo
Try learning it you will enjoy it, trust me it's a very big plus on your 'marriage CV'
*winks*
Car TalkRe: How Do I Prevent Leg Cramps While Driving? by shitshappen(m):
I think the size of the vehicle and you frame matter a lot. I experienced it a while back when I was using a heavy SUV, for an average body frame. Today I use a sedan and it only happens after like four hrs of driving, unlike 30- 30 minutes before
FamilyRe: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op): 10:35pm On Nov 20, 2013
It doesn't count, I'm still the Op. So that makes you FTC
FamilyRe: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op):
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FamilyCetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(op): 10:12pm On Nov 20, 2013
Every man wants a God fearing wife, ability to care for the home front, hard working, good looking, blah blah and blah.
In view of the recent changes in societal norm I think we should add ability to play soccer (PES or FIFA).
Every game lover knows how frustrating it is if you have a woman that hates video games. The only thing keeping mine from shattering my console according to her is the cost.
So I have decided, ' show me a woman that likes video games as much as I do and I will marry her' Cetelis paribus .
P.S. I have seen one already but she she's married to my only brother.
RomanceRe: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by shitshappen(m):
Me I think life is all about happiness and its pursuit, I ve seen hot classy ladies find happiness in 'nobodies' so to say and vice versa. OP there is no fast rule, don't kill the poor man's dream. Dreams still come true
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This The Tallest Man In Lagos State? by shitshappen(m): 1:56pm On Nov 19, 2013
Nope I met one at Ikota shopping complex vgc, nnaa that man was tall.
Science/TechnologyRe: Crazy Things You Believed As A Science Student by shitshappen(m): 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
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xtremely9ja: Bros, google magnetic levitation. With science the fiction of yesterday is today's reality and the fiction of today is the reality of tomorrow.
For magnetic systems and materials yes, Buh what about other forms of matter that lack magnetic property? Say a log of wood or piece of slab.
Science/TechnologyRe: Crazy Things You Believed As A Science Student by shitshappen(m): 9:35pm On Nov 14, 2013
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Hendrixtzee: I've watched documentaries abt dt. scientifically there may be grounds for dt in d future #serxly, science is summtn else#
Until then bro
Science/TechnologyRe: Crazy Things You Believed As A Science Student by shitshappen(m): 9:31pm On Nov 14, 2013
mickyarams: [b]A team of University of Queensland physicists has transmitted an atom from one location to another inside an electronic chip.
The team, which includes Dr Arkady Fedorov and Dr Matthias Baur from UQ's ARC Centre of Excellence for Engineered Quantum Systems and the School of Mathematics and Physics, published its findings in Nature this month.
Dr Fedorov said the team had achieved quantum teleportation for the first time, which could lead to larger electronic networks and more functional electronic chips.
"This is a process by which quantum information can be transmitted from one place to another without sending a physical carrier of information," Dr Fedorov said.
"In this process the information just appears at the destination, almost like teleportation used in the famous science fiction series Star Trek."
Dr Fedorov said the key resource of quantum teleportation was a special type of correlation, called entanglement, shared between a sender and a receiver.
"Once entanglement is created, this 'impossible' information transfer becomes in fact possible thanks to laws of quantum mechanics," Dr Fedorov said.
"For the first time, the stunning process of quantum teleportation has now been used in a circuit to relay information from one corner of the sample to the other.
"What makes our work interesting is the system uses a circuit, much like modern computer chips.
"In our system the quantum information is stored in artificial structures called quantum bits, and you can even see them with your bare eyes.
"This is surprising because people typically expect quantum only at atomic scales, not even visible with electronic microscopes.
"This quantum information allows us to do teleportation with impressive speed and accuracy above what has been achievable to date."
"In our Superconducting Quantum Devices laboratory at UQ we are using this technology to further enhance our knowledge about the quantum nature," Dr Fedorov said.
"Eventually this technology will be used to create more powerful devices."
This research indicates that questions relating to the physics of quantum communication can be addressed using electronic circuits at microwave frequencies.[/b]
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In quantum state is possible, so is particle Giration and levitation, but the theory behind it states that matter as a whole no matter the size can dematerialise.
Science/TechnologyRe: Crazy Things You Believed As A Science Student by shitshappen(m): 5:30pm On Nov 14, 2013
Teleportation, that matter can dematerialise( break into simple units) and reassemble elsewhere, is a very weird concept. Imagine I can appear where Mukina is right now and give him a dirty slap. lol
Levitation also, particle physics is a big cock and bull story

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