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FamilyRe: What Should I Tell My Son by shitshappen(m): 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2019
Few months ago my little girl came back with a cut on her face and a note from the school explaining that she was dragging toy with another girl Titi* and got wounded.

Was furious at the teacher, the school and everyone, even threatened to press charges for such negligence.

It took the intervention o my wife to calm me down. Three days late babe literally designed Titi's face with her nail almost unprovoked. Turns out she hasn't forgotten the fight of three days ago, didn't know if I was proud of my mini-me for exacting her pound of flesh or afraid of how vengeful she is becoming at almost two.
Won't want my child bullying anyone, but what I hate more is anyone bullying my child.

I never punish her at home for standing up for what is her right, I feel like breaking her spirit will affect her later in life especially in face of bullying. Just teaching her cause and effect so she won't become a bully herself.


* Name has been changed
Car TalkRe: How Do I Handle Rats Damaging My Car Wiring by shitshappen(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2019
Mothballs, just remember to remove it each time you want to use the car. You won't like the experience if you drive with it under your​ car hood
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mother Gets Her Daughter Arrested by shitshappen(m): 5:03pm On Oct 23, 2019
There's always two sides to every coin
TravelRe: Easy Way To See Uber Or Taxify Cab At International Airport by shitshappen(m): 1:56pm On Oct 12, 2019
Sometimes they​ pack a bit far from the airport, like airport road Ajao estate end ( if you are in Lagos). I used one the last time we came back from family trip, didn't​ feel like disturbing any friend or family ( planned to sleep in low-key for like 2days).

Just request for one upon arrival, remember it's a low-key thing. Just locate the vehicle color and license place you already have, and pretend it's cousin Johnny from paternal-grand -maternal side
Car TalkRe: BB Naija Car prize:Innoson G40 Costs 6 To 9 Million Naira In China by shitshappen(m): 12:26am On Oct 11, 2019
grandstar:
Buy made in Nigeria policy sadly is a an archaic way of developing manufacturing.

The smart way to go is exportation. That is what China and other smart countries did. Even those that were protectionist had an export or perish mentality.

Nigeria has no comparative advantage in manufacturing cars neither does it have a captive market to make it worthwhile. That is why Innoson gets away with murder. It isn't his fault but a faulty policy from the government.

Pat Utomi showed the way. He said, instead of manufacturing an entire car, why don't you be a leader in as few of the parts.

What if Nigeria supplied 10% of the tires used in Africa? Or 5% of brake pads used globally? Or 3% of the radiators used?

That is what makes countries champions. Nigeria used to make brake pads before, even roller blades. The present environment is treacherous to most manufacturers and that's the problem.
Good bless you, 25m is roughly USD 70k. How much is new Mercedes in Germany or Volvo in Sweden? Don't even want to talk about Toyota, Honda or other Japanese that has MRP of 25k -45k USD. That nigga is just full of greed, 70k USD for a glorified Mitsubishi 2.4 litre engine.

35% duty and vat is his saving grace.
FamilyRe: . by shitshappen(m):
Fling ii too fast, it will slide​ of your hand. Try putting all your fingers inside as you wash it ,it will breakout. Hit it slightly on any hard surface it will break. And because it's transparent you will mistakenly kick it or step on it even though you're still the one that placed it on the floor few minutes ago.

Eventually they stop sending me to wash it, and they sound alarm whenever​ it's in my immediate surrounding.
PoliticsRe: Aba Is Not As Bad As Some Want Us To Believe. by shitshappen(m): 11:55pm On Oct 10, 2019
The distance he travels just to get one good road tells you all, imagine from Constitution crescent straight to Ogbor hill then MCC. What happened to all the roads in-between?

If you show me Ehi road , show Market road, Tenant road school road , Azikiwe, Park road, Pound road , St Michaels , Howell's ( pardon my arrangement it's been long) before Constitution crescent. Don't just post one good road and travel far before another seemingly good road.

Imagine from Ehi road straight to Aba Owerri road, how did you even get there? I'm sure going by east is bad, same as George's and Milverton , you get flying carpet? O.P fear God
Car TalkRe: Between Benz ML 350 & BMW X5 Both 08 by shitshappen(m): 1:26pm On Oct 07, 2019
godwinkessi:
Pls between BMW X5 and Mercedes ML 350 2008 which one is more reliable, luxury. As in which one is good for everyday drive? Like as a business man which one is good for normal day to day activities. I’ll like to compare the fuel consumption of the both.

Thanks

Cc
CarguideNG
Radautoworks
Computerglobal
Larrixauto2017
JApraiz
Grudges
Kuntash
Mastro
1102
Tdie
Smartchoiice
Erico2k2
Nurey
Elshanautos
Davizfx
Asegzy
Don't Know much about the Benz , as for the 2008 BMW X5 E70. All I have to say is run!!!
2008 is the yr that model was introduced so alot of trial and error.
The electrical issues with that ride is not here. Like there is a module for every function in that car, same modules that start acting up after some time.
Abi I should start with the cost of the spare parts, it share major parts with x6 so they are very costly.
If you expose that ride to dust and rain , na bucket you go use pack water under your carpet.
Competent engineers for that ride is another wahala. I can talk from here to lokoja about that ride but I don't have the strength now, however if you insist I have one for sale.

Car TalkRe: Thread For Volvo Car Owners/lovers by shitshappen(m): 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2019
valarinz:
Sorry, we're now getting skeptical of Nlers, reason I've stopped updating this thread as regards request to be added to the group
I understand, however a WhatsApp group for Volvo enthusists will do my xc60 a whole lot of good.
Car TalkRe: Thread For Volvo Car Owners/lovers by shitshappen(m): 11:35am On Oct 04, 2019
Oga Val I'm still waiting for my official induction , abi make I drop number here?
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Family Of Pilots All Married To Pilots. See Photo by shitshappen(m): 10:48pm On Sep 27, 2019
Flying is a number game, the odds though.
FoodRe: Why The Stress! Order For Avoidable Pot Of Soups Today by shitshappen(m): 9:18am On Sep 22, 2019
Why order, when it's "avoidable"?
AutosRe: Who Knows A Place Where Such Car Body Job Is Be Done In Nigeria by shitshappen(m): 8:32am On Sep 22, 2019
Check khazcustoms_ng on Instagram, he is somewhere in lekki.
AutosRe: Toks 07 Model Volvo XC90 Gray. SOLD!! SOLD!!! by shitshappen(m):
Sent you a WhatsApp message, pls reply soon
HealthRe: Help With Her Body Odour Or She Will Be Sent Parking by shitshappen(m): 5:51am On Sep 18, 2019
Change her underwears, make sure her clothes are washed and aired properly not just looking neat.
If you can send her for body scrub and sauna bath. The heat from the sauna will open her pores and remove ingrained dirt. You might have to repeat it after a short period.
AutosRe: Sold sold 100% Clean title 2008 Volvo Xc90 2.2m by shitshappen(m): 5:43pm On Sep 17, 2019
Hafa this motor still dey?
FamilyRe: My 1 Year And 2 Months Old Daughter Always Acting Weird (pls Read) by shitshappen(m): 9:37pm On Sep 05, 2019
ImaIma1:
If not that my daughter is 3months older than yours, I would have said you are my husband...lol. It's only when she wakes up hungry at night that it's "mummy" because she somehow believes I am in charge of her food.

My husband comes down to her level when they play. It's a joy to watch them. She's very free with him and I can go out and leave her in his care. Children are simple to bond with. If you don't spend time with them, it will show.
My drycleaner was around the other Saturday and marvelled at the fact that it was just me alone with my daughter watching her cartoons and dancing to the tunes. He complained of the same thing the OP is complaining of and I gave him this same advice.

These children have minds of their own and can always tell
FamilyRe: My 1 Year And 2 Months Old Daughter Always Acting Weird (pls Read) by shitshappen(m):
I have a one year eight months daughter who will rather stay with me than her mom. But I also noticed that some time slots are reserved for her mother ONLY. Like when she wakes up in the morning, like when she comes back from school hungry and when she wants to sleeps. Babies have needs and they warm up to the one who provide those needs.
As for me I'm her playmate( all things being equal), and comforter when she's sick, hurt, or feeling vulnerable.

My advice is warm her heart, be sincere in your interest ( children know when an interest is sincere), be more observant so as to read her hints and body language. And finally don't push it and never give up. Make yourself more available

I have not forgotten all the blows and kicks I received from my little one for attempting to pacify her in the middle of the nights, especially when she was still sucking.
Which is understandable because I don't have boobs
PropertiesRe: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by shitshappen(m): 1:41pm On Aug 27, 2019
habaja:
I had gone with an agent to secure a self contained room at ijeshatedo, ilasamanja .

The former tenant had packed out in a hurry . Reasons were visibly obvious.

They had just recently buried the landlord in the parlour!!!!!

Immediately, I cancel all contact with the Agent and told them my mind.

Thankfully I had not paid for the form.

The wickedness of Men.
Huh?�
FamilyRe: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by shitshappen(m): 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2019
Lavyanna:
This thing go reach front page...





Call me when it does
We are here
RomanceRe: Daddy He Raped Me And Gave Me 40 Million Reply As A Nigerian Dad. by shitshappen(m): 9:03pm On Jun 26, 2019
Will use his paper as fuel to burn him alive. Oni Iranu!
PoliticsRe: Pakistani Lady Is Secretary To Nigerian High Commissioner To UK by shitshappen(m): 10:14am On May 01, 2019
Firstorderwizard:
How is that your business?If She's qualified for the job then so be it.
Last order wizard
CrimeRe: Kano: Charms, Drugs, Weapons Recovered From Gang Members Ahead Of Election by shitshappen(m): 4:41pm On Feb 15, 2019
Pls what is that thing in small small green cartons
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu & His Running Mate, Hamzat Visit Rauf Aregbesola (Pictures) by shitshappen(m): 11:51am On Feb 15, 2019
tolu24:
If you know you know, aregbesola control alimosho local govt and if you win alimosho you Don win lagos.
That dude still commissions any major project in alimosho or at least is in high table even years after his tenure in alimosho
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To New Report That He Didn't Sell Out O2 Arena, Shares Proof by shitshappen(m): 8:58pm On Jan 31, 2019
freemanbubble:
isoright

These frogged voice called davido again. Always dishing out poo
In a saner nation this people are not talented
To much enhancer in the studio.

If i want even manage pick from 9ja. I go pick tuface and burna boy



Listen to the likes off edsheeran and your life will never remain the same
The weekend
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night

And i bet you you will never play Nigeria song again
The Chainsmokers.
AutosRe: Introducing The All-new 2020 Kia Telluride (pictures) by shitshappen(m): 7:32am On Jan 31, 2019
maybachmusic:
The kia and Hyundai sent here



Are very weak
Thought I was the only one that noticed, they remove all the juice and just send us chaff. See that nice infotainment console you posted, is not making it to Nigeria.
AutosRe: Introducing The All-new 2020 Kia Telluride (pictures) by shitshappen(m): 6:37pm On Jan 30, 2019
Ravon:
What do you think?
I'm wondering if the version they will ship for west Africa will have all these specs, this people have been doing us shege since time immemorial.
FashionRe: Instagram Hair Vendor: What Was Ordered Vs What Was Delivered (Photo) by shitshappen(m): 10:37am On Jan 28, 2019
Baddiezz:
dang hope she got a refund
I never asked, and she never volunteered the information. Have been warning her about sending money to random vendors on the internet
FashionRe: Instagram Hair Vendor: What Was Ordered Vs What Was Delivered (Photo) by shitshappen(m): 9:09am On Jan 28, 2019
StrawberryGloss:
why buy hair online, apart from the over excessive charge they'll bring you a mediocre product
Tell that to my wife, unfortunately she learnt it the had way. Hair didn't arrive before this major event and eventually what she got was way below mediocrity. As for me I didn't move a muscle, not even the ones in my face around my mouth region.
FamilyRe: Should He Inform His Wife Of His Salary Increase? by shitshappen(m): 3:52pm On Dec 28, 2018
CreepyBlackpool:
If you want your wives younger sister to move in with you.

if you want to start training more of your wife's relatives.

if you want to buy your wife a new car.

if you want to find out your mother/father-in-law has been sick since and needs money for treatment.

if you want your children to start going to a costlier school.


then tell your wife
It is the sick part that is very annoying, I mean I'm not a doctor and this is definitely not the first time you are getting sick. And you cant just lock up because its somebody's life, God forbid should anything happen
PhonesRe: Indian Man Scams Phone Buyer In Lagos by shitshappen(m): 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2018
EmagNig:
An Indian man scams phone buyer in Lagos after he allegedly sold to him a fake Samsung S9 phone for N100,000.

According to the man who took to his Instagram page to report the incident, the Indian man claimed he needed to sell the phone to raise cash to travel back to his country. But he only realised the phone was fake after he had parted with N100,000

He wrote:

I got the shock of my life today, I wanted to change phone so I contacted a guy that assured me that he will get me a very good one. I was driving when I received a call from the guy, that someone wants to sell his phone, that I should hurry down.

I got there, he introduced me to one Indian guy, that the Indian guy wants to sell his phone, what I saw was a galaxy s9 plus, I asked him how much, he said 250k, that he needed money to travel back to India because he was stranded.

I inspected the phone, not an extensive check though, I offered to pay 100k, he agreed, I immediately headed straight to the bank and withdrew 100k and handed it over to him.

I only realized that it was a fake phone he sold to me, when I noticed that it's front camera was sealed with plastic after taking a very close look, To make things worse, that money wasn't mine, I had the intentions of buying then resell at a higher price.

This phone looks so real! He even gave me the phone receipt, we even took pics together, find attached copies of the receipt, the phone and the Indian guy's pictures. I know quite well that when this post get shared some people will make foul comments, but just pray not to face worse situation, Please beware
Mehn! Indian guyman don guy guyman

https://lailasnews.com/indian-man-scams-phone-buyer-in-lagos
India 1:51 Nigeria

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