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Autos / Re: Honda Crosstour Ibadan. by shitshappen(m): 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2023
deela:
Absolutely nothing to fix. It’s a very urgent sale. Very clean first body. I used the car personally until my husband gave a lexus rx350 this month. Engine, gear, Ac 100%. It’s even painful I’m selling but what can I do
3.2m

There is no contact Madam, drop an email or something let's talk
Family / Re: What Can I Cook For 2k That Would Last Family Of 5 Till Next Week Friday? by shitshappen(m): 7:25pm On May 29, 2021
PowerOfLove:


I never cook o.

Drop ur details make we round up
Family / Re: What Can I Cook For 2k That Would Last Family Of 5 Till Next Week Friday? by shitshappen(m): 5:37pm On May 29, 2021
PowerOfLove:
Currently broke and the meagre salary is coming not earlier than Friday next week. At this point in time, quality is not important. All I need is a meal to cook with 2k that can take a family of 5 till next week Friday.

Please I need urgent suggestions. Thank you.

O.P. You don cook the food?
Religion / Re: Sexuality of Jesus and The Missing Verses Of The Gospel Of Mark by shitshappen(m): 10:22am On May 27, 2021
Pathetic!
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by shitshappen(m): 9:43am On May 20, 2021
One day I overheard my elder brother discussing his sexcapes with his friend. I was still very young ( maybe 12yrs) and thought my brother was a decent young adult. Me that was pretending to be asleep so he will not bug me with his plenty errands, I kuku slept off from there.

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Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by shitshappen(m): 2:48pm On May 15, 2021
JBoss25:
quarrel ke? You're soft o

You are right, our virtues will always be our weak points. I forgive easily in the past.
Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by shitshappen(m): 10:49am On May 15, 2021
bigcee:

And you didn't remove his teeth.

We shall quarreled, but that didn't bring the soup back
Family / Re: What Body Care/lotion Can I Use To Lighten My Skin by shitshappen(m): 10:25am On May 15, 2021
Just go back to your skin care routine before camp and watch your glow gradually come back from inside. In my opinion lightening and brightening is the same as bleaching.

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Romance / Re: Is Mouth Odour Enough Reason To Leave A Relationship? by shitshappen(m): 10:19am On May 15, 2021
My own is if the person is careless enough to allow his/her oral hygiene to deteriorate to that level, then is not the only thing he/she is careless about.
Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by shitshappen(m): 8:44am On May 15, 2021
First week of living as roommates, Oga poured kerosene inside our pot of freshly cooked egusi soup just because of minor disagreement.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Old Women Who Bleach their skin Always Very Wicked? by shitshappen(m): 5:56pm On May 12, 2021
Shellsploit:
Ontop beans N100
But on a more serious note, you should have gone back to switch off thr generator.

He is not even asking for more beans, just enough stew for his bread. Me I will stylishly off the gen on my way out. Call me petty if you like.

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Romance / Re: Reactions As light Skinned Lady Shares Photos Of Hot Black Mum by shitshappen(m): 5:44pm On May 12, 2021
chatinent:
It happens.


We also drink the minerals with bread.

Fanta orange precisely
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile Preaches At A Beer Parlour (Video) by shitshappen(m): 8:47am On May 12, 2021
Nbotee:
So she went preaching at a beer parlour with a camera to record her preaching.... Anyways her bizness

Exactly!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: French Undercover Arms Dealer caught in Central African Republic (pics) by shitshappen(m): 8:40pm On May 11, 2021
Jakumo:
This is an interesting case. The man does have a military look about him, but he only has three rifles and one semi-auto handgun in his possession. That M16, the scoped Remington Model 700, the handgun, and that single-barreled shotgun are a small collection that certainly does no qualify to be called an "arsenal".

The man's collection looks more geared towards home defense and recreational hunting, than any sort of military endeavor.

Looks more like special ops waiting to be activated, you will be surprised at how many of them the west maintain in Africa for their selfish interest.
Or a contact person ( A go to person for foreign operative). As for the state of the guns, I'm a learner

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Romance / Re: If You Die Today, Who Can Unlock Your Phone? by shitshappen(m): 9:31am On May 11, 2021
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Health / Re: Itching After Bathing by shitshappen(m): 10:57pm On May 10, 2021
Iykman042:


i think its from inside in the body,like even small sweet triggers this itching

though,i visited a phamacy,the girl i met there,said it is an infestion,that only injection can cure it,but im afraid of taking injection nowadays

i dont kn any type of injection that can cure infestion

It could also be allergic reaction. Is it localized or all over your body. I react to other peoples sweat and used bedding.
Health / Re: Itching After Bathing by shitshappen(m): 3:40pm On May 10, 2021
It could be irritation from the soap that's if you have eliminated towel factor and water factor.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Slashes Ex-girlfriend's Face With Sword (photos) by shitshappen(m): 10:39pm On May 06, 2021
Invincible Ninja
Family / Re: Man Gets Stuck While Trying To Sleep With His Daughter The 5th Time by shitshappen(m): 4:01am On Apr 21, 2021
GayPontiff:
The people wey dey try commot d preek, Why them all wear white.

Don't mind the OP
Culture / Re: This African Tribe Has Giant Scrotum And They Sit On It Like A Pillow by shitshappen(m): 7:19am On Apr 17, 2021
"Ibi" in different sizes. cheesy

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Autos / Re: Difference Between Corolla Altis And Normal Corolla by shitshappen(m): 12:40am On Mar 15, 2021
ksmart027:

To add to these the usually comes with 1.6l engine against the 1.8l

And it comes with four holed tires as against the regular 5 holes corolla is known for
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Is Pregnant With Her Second Child (Photos) by shitshappen(m): 2:55pm On Mar 12, 2021
chatinent:
And who has that head at the back of the chair?


Looks like Ned Nwoko.

Sam Mbah

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Health / Re: Have You Ever Experienced A Deja Vu? by shitshappen(m): 6:27pm On Mar 10, 2021
Welcome to my life.
Education / Re: The World’s Weakest Currencies 2020, Nigeria Is Out Of The List. by shitshappen(m): 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2021
Cptflint:
Lebanon.. Where is Lebanese pound... Op your doing partiality.
Don't mind him
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Perpetrators Of Abayi Police Station Attack by shitshappen(m): 8:53am On Feb 25, 2021
jom28gy:
Good job

Lori Iro
Celebrities / Re: No Be Me Give You Belle - Nigerian Man And Estranged Lover Argues Over Pregnancy by shitshappen(m): 3:15pm On Feb 12, 2021
This very serious
Romance / Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by shitshappen(m): 8:17am On Feb 11, 2021
advanceDNA:
If you talk now....they will say you are hating...
they will find one English and “phobia” in the front...


Okay naa....live and let live...let us shaa be looking as his sexual orientation is not disturbing any body..










Is what the west want, freedom. They want to reduce man to the same level as animals

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Autos / Re: 3 months Used Toyota Highlander 06 Limited Edition For Sale! by shitshappen(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2021
stevetemi:
Where is d third row seat?

Neatly tucked behind
Travel / Re: The Forms Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad by shitshappen(m): 12:46pm On Feb 01, 2021
A Caucasian woman fastened her grip on to her purse at the elevator the moment I walked in , while her sister covered her nose stylishly.

Another European refused to sell gold to me at the jewelry shop because I was black.

Is it the awkward stare you get when you walking into the restaurant to eat.

It's a long list, but I don't let that bother me. Especially since I'm just an ordinary tourist.

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Religion / Re: Joyce Meyer Devotional January 19 2021 – A Confused Mind by shitshappen(m): 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2021
Nice write up, though I expected to see at least one Bible verse in the whole write up. I mean is that not what daily devotional is all about ( giving believers a Bible thought or verse to meditate on for the day). For instance reference was made to James twice in the write up. Probably James 1:8 or James 4:8. ( An indecisive heart is a wicked heart).
I just think Bible teachings should always be based in the Bible.

But then what do I know?

After all I have never seen the four walls of a theological college neither do I have any divine calling.
Phones / Re: Beats Dr.dre Bass Booster Edition Wireless Earbud by shitshappen(m): 8:38pm On Jan 19, 2021
Do you have it in the second color, the image that has 59% battery life?

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