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kelechiodo:
Good. People don't read these days. This is just "an ode to bat my neighbour" or any other title op would have given it. Is it lack of understanding or what. Seeing people calling op a coward for not confronting the neighbour is not only funny but tragic.

My brother, follow me see ooo!

sisisioge:
Oh! So you got some mouth on you ba? why not actually confront your neighbor? Mr. Manly man!

I was just writing an Ode to the bat on my window, I taught you understood when I told you I don't know how to communicate.

oyb:
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not really, there is a risk of escalating tensions. its why some of us opt for the expensive choice of living alone. no neighbor drama

Can you people just read between the lines. The whole thing is supposed to be humor. Smh

Ishilove:
But you can communicate on Nairaland?

Can I get a P?

Can I get a U?

Give me an SS!!

Don't forget about the Y!

What's it spell??


P-U-S-S-Y!!!!

I'm sure you father dead or alive can never be half the man I am. I have proven my worth ten times over in the mountain of men. Only a cesspool with congealed sewage for brain can be this ignorant.

Ishilove:
You're a pussy. Only a pussy ass nigga will come to the internet to rant instead of confronting his neighbour man to man. Is Mr B a Nairalander? No he isn't so how will he see this?

Pussy!!

I used to hold you to high esteem Ishilove, but then you are just a human. And a daft human at that, if not you would have noticed that the said Co tenant is not human. Ode!

Nwodosis:
Is also possible that your activities in the compound is disturbing his spiritual life and he retorted to singing at your window to neutralise the negative forces from your end.
Since he chose to sing to endure your own activities, get ear muffler to endure his own and allow peace to reign!

I am a model tenant, I no dey find trouble. As for his spiritual life, I don't cast and bind when praying. I only tell them forces to maintain their lane and park well away from my domot.

jeffizy:


The stubborn co-tenant.
Some will come after me to advice you on how to use your co tenant as an important ingredient in a pepper soup plate. Yuck!

Bat pepper soup, mbanu!

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

Believe me I have tried, just don't know how to communicate

Dear Mr B
First of all you are a terrible singer, it's only right that I start with that as your terrible singing is the reason we are both here.
Must you sing at my balcony and poo on my window, you don't see me coming to the ceiling to poo and watch telly do you? It's called privacy. You must realize that I'm a paying tenant and you are just imposing.
Can you just sleep in the day, go to bat market at night and when you come back make love to your bat wife or play with your bat children, without coming to my window to sing? Unlike you I am not nocturnal.
It is four in the morning and a every normal person is sleeping or coming back from the "night shift", but here I am composing a letter to you. You have made me abnormal. I tried scaring you with naphthalene but I ended up poisoning myself.
I'm tired mheen, I have not slept well for like decades please balance me the money I paid the landlord let me pack out. Stupid bat

Price open for slight negotiation

Why buy a born again tokunbo when there is Nigerian used this neat?

Show your cousin if he likes it then we can talk, and don't worry I imported this car myself. And used it myself

Check link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4196640/08-camry

08063830516

There is an end to every love life, has been my baby for some time now and was really pampered. Time to move, lucky buyers should whatsapp or call 080...
Well maintained 4 plug engine
Sound shock absorbers and underneath
DVD player
Reverse camera ( after market)
Back A. C vent
Clean dash board
All out black fabric interior
Wicked rims and good as new tyre
NB: side mirrors has recently been upgraded to 010 as well
2.3 m asking

sparklewhite:
Don't bother trying to do conversion to avoid unnecessary troubles except you have a very trusted automechanic to handle the conversion for you, go for the american spec

I have an 08 camry that bought from Australia and converted almost three yrs ago. The car is still something to envy among its equals. The difference is like 7up

elshanAutos:
https://www.nairaland.com/4079020/reg-honda-crv-2000-model

What exactly is wrong with the leg?

Anchor84:
I have a 2002 Tokunbo Honda Accord Babyboy for 950k with 17" Alloy wheels also a used 2004 Honda Accord 2004 model for 820k

Call/Whatapp for details

07065629472

Looking forward to seeing the pictures

Hi everyone,
I'm in urgent need for a Honda or Toyota car Nigerian used or tokunbo for a learner. I'm tired of her crashing my 2008 camry and thats like the smallest car at home. My budget is 400k to 1m, subject to slight review. This is a today tomorrow thing, latest weekend I can't stand her jumping Danfo with my baby.
P. S. All cars must be within lagos

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Ciao

Read your post in the restroom, and replied your post there as well.

The only thing I see is a nice wallpaper on the background and an innocent girl that will grow up to be responsible in life. As for the rest, Iranu!

I have a friend in Texas Houston, I have been planning to send him money to buy me 010 XC90 Volvo. I changed my mind immediately the flood hit Houston. He might not even know how to tell flooded cars.

Bring that to Nigeria and watch commercial bus drivers run them over like little bugs every day

Petcostal mangoro express will mix their fuel with anything just to optimize their sale, watch out people living in that punch estate or onipetesi hardly buy from them unless a JJC

MRS ile-zik has the worst meter on that abeokuta express now don't be using eye of 2013 to look them, they join bad gang.

Total mangoro Agege has a fair meter but watch out for the attendants. They have a way of stopping the meter abruptly before the sale is complete and have it jump to the punched amount as if the sale has been completed. E.g

Say you are buying #5000 fuel, expect the meter to stop around #3500 and immediately jump to #5000.

Three is not a coincidence, thank God I have no chill button.

Forte oil cement bus stop, the attendants will always fain ignorance and sale a percentage of any amount you tell them. Watch out for when they come to complete it cos that when the fraud will happen.

Three is not coincidence

Tom Rosenthal "go solo"

Notice that the next compound is dry, like completely without any sign of rain. Probably the house is blocking the canal or water path. Or is below the water table.

Uzuakoli-umuahia Road, narrow bush part then around 2005. Happen at night had to sleep inside the car in the middle of know where till the next day.

tzars:
If you had stayed till the end of the meeting you would have seen the reason given for why God did not punish Ahab. Moreover references to other Bible portions were given. So always prepare in advance for you to benefit maximally and not to get confused.

Thank you, initially I thought it was a coincidence as that was the topic for this week's study edition.

1StopRudeness:
Haaaaa...2.8 for this machine...this is irresistible witchcraft....

Oga..how much for the stuffs to be fixed?

My thoughts exactly

Iranu!