₦airaland Forum

MattChidi:
whatever! is the word

shitshappen:
Your mother married your dad when he had nothing,and you want to marry a made man. Well, he wont marry you if you have nothing to offer.
The ultimate question now is ' what is she bringing at the table?'

Time for gold digging has gone, if I must marry you and your family wahala, at least you must have something to offer.

sheunflexy:
Just curious,how can a guy get a proposal ring for his fiancee without letting her known,knowing fully that its meant to be a surprise,most especially the correct size.The guy is not a ring type,someone that has not even wear a ring for once.....advice pls.

michazy:
(1). ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile
when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly green, and violent
when placed next to a shinier, and more
beautiful specimen.
USAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the
most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.
(2). ELEMENT NAME: MAN
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180+/-50)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as young
samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralise by saturating with
alcohol.
USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good specimens are able to produce large
quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
By : Michazy.

deeptesting:
Ensure you don`t kill that dog with insecticide or pesticide.. There are few things you have to contend with at the moment because it is still a Puppy. Meanwhile, GOOGLE is your friend just ask him/her. All what will be said will be a repetition of GOOGLE answers.. Good luck.

StanleyDivine:
I'll excuse the subtle insult and feminist reasoning.

What "bad behaviour" or "mental illness" could have led to this after about 5 years of dating? We lived together for about 2 years before the proposal and the parents had about a complete year to find out all they could about me. The marriage was approved and blessed by the parents, only for them to make a u-turn just few hours after the event.

I brought this to the public domain to seek for advise and solution from experienced and mature minds, after internal ADR has failed. Tanx.

StanleyDivine:
Your assumptions baffle logic. I ve known her for 4yrs + and I lived with her for almost 2yrs. The parents had a year to find at whateva "sinister" u assumed before approving the wedding. How then did u come to the conclusion that they acted promptly? Could u please explain how I cud ve cajoled them into allowing the marriage?

Problem started when my father-in-law, after the wedding, asked me to sleep-over in his place against the tradition of going home with my wife and my people refused to concede. He flared up,locked up my wife and has been insisting on calling off the union.