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Politics › Re: Governor Oshiomole Gives Girl Hawking Plantain Chips N1million Cheque by shizzle11(m): 5:07pm On Jan 08, 2014
silly hypocrite of a governor
Celebrities › Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by shizzle11(m): 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2014
mysticgal: i tell ya,omo see dey way them concentrate on thing sotey the close eye grin
before nko? if u dey kiss ur eye suppose to close naa. wink
e be like say u no sabi kiss sef tongue
Health › Re: Deformation Of The intimate Organ :-pplease What Disease Is This by shizzle11(m): 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2014
jisos kraist!

irritatingly disgusting and disgustingly irritating at the same time.
Eeeeewh!!!!!
Health › Re: How Often Do You Shave Your Pubic Hair? by shizzle11(m): 3:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
7 yearshuh Guy you must be dirty as fvck. Eeeeewh! You ain't even shy to say it. Yuck angry

Spits on thread.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hiv Dating Network In Nigeria by shizzle11(m):
venicter: I'v replied and thank thanks for you concern.Though we are not hooked up.
k. glad to hear that, hopefully you two are getting somewhere. cheers!
Health › Re: Here Is The True Story Of A Man With Two Dicks by shizzle11(m): 6:39am On Jan 08, 2014
Jisos kraist!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Tee Billz & Tiwa Savage: His Hand On Her Butt by shizzle11(m): 6:09am On Jan 08, 2014
mimicue: Their couples nothing wrong ...cool picture nice view
seconded
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by shizzle11(m): 3:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
wiseguy: [s]onwegi ka ina akpo Efulefu. The bible has spoken: Anybody who supports evil. Evil shall never depart from him. Go ahead![/s]
You are a bliithering coward. Onuku
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by shizzle11(m): 3:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
cdamsel: The girl name neva come out? undecided
no, she no pass tongue
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by shizzle11(m): 3:32pm On Jan 07, 2014
ebamma: that awkward moment, when someone tells u thank u, for doing nothing
gringrin
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by shizzle11(m): 3:28pm On Jan 07, 2014
GentleMimi: You dey lease blokos?
Yes, you need my own?
Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by shizzle11(m): 12:14pm On Jan 07, 2014
Tell your sister asap.

To start with, i hope you don't dress provocatively like a dangling n.ipple or exposed waste line. if I may ask, is the man accountable to you in any way(s)? eg is he paying your tuition fees? I.e if you're a student, is he a kind of pillar of support to your family? etc

I am not trying g to justify his irresponsible misdemeanor in any way, just that I'm trying to find out what gives him the confidence to want to lay you, even when he can look outside if he chooses to philander. Cos I know some men out there who will want to take advantage of relations simply cos they are largely responsible for their well being and so will want to exploit them sexually.

Either way, bring your sister into the picture now.
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by shizzle11(m): 11:56am On Jan 07, 2014
Is this a season of crush ni? I need a lady to crush on me too wink
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by shizzle11(m): 11:53am On Jan 07, 2014
GentleMimi: Looool! Corky,u dare tease me? Remember i hold the key to u getting a wife and punanni this year..
You dey supply punny?
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by shizzle11(m): 11:09am On Jan 07, 2014
Lol...some Nl girls suddenly grow dimples, choi grin
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by shizzle11(m): 11:03am On Jan 07, 2014
Orlando Owoh: Why are Ibo hated by Nigerians? After all Bola Tinubu and Salisu Buhari forged certificates. GEJ must not yield to the aim of Sahara Reports which is for Stella Oduah to be sacked. If she is sacked, he (GEJ) won't get any vote in 2015 from the Ibo who are not only majority in the SE but also other parts of the country including Lagos, Kano, Port Harcourt and Sokoto. Mr President should remember that Ibo are the pillar of this government. In addition to retaining Stella Oduah, the President must ensure an Ibo man is turbaned the next Sultan of Sokoto. After all a former Head of State ensured that the immediate past Sultan that died in a plane crash was by passed, and Dansuki made the Sultan. Already an Ibo nairalander has openned a thread on why Ibo should be made Sultan.
Lol.
Sorry not funny. Ode
Family › Re: Living With Parents After Wedding by shizzle11(m): 10:17am On Jan 07, 2014
dp
Family › Re: Living With Parents After Wedding by shizzle11(m):
jaybeyblu: Thanks@shizzle11 i have called off the wedding! I was astonished as you are now when I met him, and as an Ibo lady also this was new and strange to me, I have racked my brain trying to figure out why would he be like that ( I even nicknamed him ancient of days cheesy) because though he is a well learned man in his field of occupation, his reasoning is something else.so backward when it comes to marriage issues and relationships,I tried to convince my self that when he moves out everything would be ok maybe because he is not so exposed and lived all his life there, the last time we had a heated argument I told him that he was under a spell,he told my sisters that I abusedhim and told him that he was under a spell. he was so pained by that statement.. My brother trauma no be small, I even went for counseling in my church (that was early last year)and the pastor advised me to carry on with the wedding that it is their culture and I should just bear it that I can't change it. That the place my guy is from it is their tradition. I noticed so because those around him full grown men are still living with parents having kids there, but recently, most of them are getting their own places small boys around him including his younger ones have all moved out except him.
My sister don't rack your brain any more, nothing is wrong with you but a lot is wrong with your man. His attitude baffles me, quite difficult to fathom.

That said, I am glad to hear you've called of the wedding, and please even if he pleads that you change your mind, insist and stick to your guns and tell him there's no going back on your decision. What will happen if you change your mind will be better imagined. Its high time you called the bluff of this "ancient of days" boy man grin and find yourself a better man with modern day mentality that will guarantee you relative peace of mind and happiness. Nuff said!

O ga adiri gi nma. cheesy
Family › Re: Which Is Better: Boy Or Girl As First-born? by shizzle11(m): 7:43am On Jan 07, 2014
@Op
I honestly pray that you have a boy first just so that you will have peace, because from the look of things you will have a tough time with your mil. This one she has fired a warning shot already, its obvious she will be a trouble shooter. Some women sha, God help you
Family › Re: Living With Parents After Wedding by shizzle11(m): 7:29am On Jan 07, 2014
^This is really sad.

I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but I must tell you the truth. Right inside you, you already have your reservations about marrying that mid 30 year old fool man, and quite rightly so.

That man must be under some diabolic/spiritual bondage. I have never heard a thing like this, this is highly embarrassing and I am surprised that your parents and sibling know about this, yet they still advise you to hang on.
As an Igbo man, we have saying that "a dighi amu aka ekpe na nka" meaning you don't learn how to use your right hand at old age literarily.

BOTTOMLINE
DONT EXPECT HIM TO CHANGE, IF YOU CHOOSE TO GO AHEAD WITH THE MARRIAGE, PREPARE FOR THE WORSE. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING NOW IS JUST A PREAMBLE, WHEN YOU MARRY HIM, BE READY FOR THE INTRODUCTION, FULL BODY, THE SUMMARY AND POSSIBLY CONCLUSION
I hope you read in between the line. I am sorry if I was rude somewhere, but its just that as a man, I feel ashamed on behalf of my fellow real men that a fully grown man will behave this way in this 21st century jet age, the more reason why I am tempted to think that your man is under a spell of some sort and maybe you have been marked for the mission and unfortunately your family members are unable to visualize and read the handwriting on the wall.

Accept my sincere sympathy for the trauma and dilemma you are going through.
Family › Re: Something Happens To Me Whenever I'm Breastfeeding. by shizzle11(m): 6:59am On Jan 07, 2014
Tgirl4real: If she is sex starved, let her get intimate with hubby before breastfeeding baby na. What kinda nonsense is this?!!! undecided
LWKMD gringringringringrin
Family › Re: Pre-marital Sex Immoral, No Religion Permits It by shizzle11(m): 6:52am On Jan 07, 2014
Nonsense and ingredient
Family › Re: Would You rather ''take It To Your Grave''? by shizzle11(m): 6:49am On Jan 07, 2014
Choice! dis one na women e-get together'o.
Wrong venuegrin
Family › Re: Would You rather ''take It To Your Grave''? by shizzle11(m): 6:43am On Jan 07, 2014
Tgirl4real: This is not an argument, it's just a simple question. Answer and let others give theirs too. It's that simple! Your first response sounded like an attack to those of contrary view.

Good morning.
Lola...good observation
Family › Re: Should A 9 Year Old Kid Be Able To Do Chores Without Being Told ?? by shizzle11(m): 6:26am On Jan 07, 2014
ypepe: YES.
A 9yr old will be able to sweep her room.
Wash smaller plates especially in d afternoon, bath her younger ones, arrange her room and d house, wash her playclothes and host of other smaller smaller things. She oe he can assist mummy in d kitchen too.
If u had started early enuf, at 9yrs whenever she wakes up, she will immediately arrange her bed. It doesn't matter if its well arranged or not. The essence is for her to know that its her duty to do so. After school, she airs their socks and school shoes.

Afterall, we go for housemaids below that age and expect them to do wonders so why won't u train urs to learn how to be responsible early?
It still doesn't stop them from having fun as children. Some r on d brink of womanhood already at that age.
The way u will teach them about d opposite s*ex and how to use pad is how u r supposed to teach them to do housework at that age.
Even as adults, sometimes we get lazy and need to be reminded about certain things

A 9year old certainly needs instructions like most people have stated, and as kids, most times they need to be reminded to do certain things with supervision. Even the house help you mentioned sometimes have to be reminded to do certain chores
Family › Re: Advice Needed! by shizzle11(m): 6:18am On Jan 07, 2014
kulyie: @ op this is the summary of everything
Kulyie on point for the first time in recent times gringrin
Family › Re: To All Mums/dads!!!! by shizzle11(m): 5:55am On Jan 07, 2014
blank: Yes i can as long as she is a professional.
I go with you.
Family › Re: Wife Absconds With 2 Kids by shizzle11(m): 5:41am On Jan 07, 2014
^lmao @tisha way dey mark grin
Family › Re: Is It Ok To Give Him My Password? by shizzle11(m): 10:59pm On Jan 06, 2014
ileobatojo: No problems. I've been in your shoes! grin

Apology accepted. My apologies too for my part.
Yeah, once in a while we go off the mark. Your apology is noted too, thanks for your understanding.smiley

omotenah: lmao smiley its okay
Thanks too smiley
Family › Re: Is It Ok To Give Him My Password? by shizzle11(m): 10:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
omotenah: Mr Shizzle the last time I checked I was/is still the OP of this thread, you reffered to me in that "suppose proof" post and I replied... Guess you've misthought ileobatojo all this while as the OP
You are absolutely correct!
I mistakenly took her for the Op, I had to go back to the beginning of the thread to check again only to realise you were the one who actually started the thread and not she, hence my apology. smiley

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