₦airaland Forum

stubbornman:
During my 400level for school nah so I jam one very pretty light skinned girl.... The girl fine die no be small.. I follow dey talk for a while ,I even go find her for her hostel ,her friends see me Dem gbadu me.... Omo time reach I invite this girl come my lodge, first and second time she no come those ones no vex me too much , like the say "good things comes to those who wait" ....the one wey pain me pass nah the third time own , I dey lecture hall when this useless girl tell me sey she don dey come my house sey make I ready for her.... Brothers nah so I close lecture for the day enter bike go house ,that day I do electrical, plumbing, engineering etc work on top where I dey try to tidy my house.... I even wear the white short wey I buy the previous day say I go use go swim for weekend ..... Na so I lie down spread for bed like blue band dey wait for this babe while admiring the 5star arrangement wey I don give my house..... Hours turn into hours this babe no show ...... Nah so I summone courage call her, the mumu girl tell me say something came up and blah blah blah..... I Nack am better insult like this ehn cut my call , delete her number ,dress up go hang out with my guys!!!

Nah one cool evening wey I just dey house nah so the babe call me sey she dey come , I tell am say "nah you Sabi.... If you like come no special preference for you"..... 10mins I don see her come down from bike, we enter room.... Apologies upon apologies ,nah make up sex end everything , wetin I do her that day ehn she no come again for 2 months...me sef don write her off.....


But now ehn once I invite you.... I go about with my normal duties of the day if you come good if you no come good.... Just to be safe I can only call to know if police don carry you as you dey come only!!!

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

cococandy:
shut up

cococandy:
shut up

RaptorX:
Somewhere to lay your head and by the second month he is complaining you are frying 3 eggs to eat bread or you are using to much electricity. No brother in obodo oyinbo o.

CaptMarvel:
I'm just curious to know.
I would like to be more enlightened on this.

If my brother, I meant my own blood brother becomes an American citizen, I as a Nigerian, what do I stand to gain from it?

Will it increase my chances of traveling to America, will I have better chances to gain from institutions there, or and what other benefits do I stand to gain.

kiyosaki1:
I read: My Daughter Is In Marlians Cult And She Doesn't Wear Pant To School - Mother Cries Out https://www.nairaland.com/5627708/marlians-cult-daughter-doesnt-wear with dismay various comments and solidarity given to the fail mother, who failed in her parenting duty, ascribing the failure in her duty as a mother to the influence of Naira Marely. The same way our politicians ascribe the failure in the governance to past administration. We can all see where she picked up her bulk passing behaviour.

There are many ills in our society that are going on, and which the children can easily pick up from the social media, the various cable TV, the peer group and so forth, brimming with ills.

These teenagers have access to them and can influence them when making choices, but it's the duty of parents to teach their wards what norms and values expected of them.

In the western world that's even worse, we had kids that are well behave and are not influenced by the ill of the society. So for a mother to come out to ascribe her child's negative behaviour to a person or celebrity is exposing to the whole world her failure in her duty. I expected her to be reprimanded and not the icon.

The last time I checked, Nigeria is still a free society, and not a sharia governed society, and for those reprimanding the Marlians, may be we should call for a full blown sharia in all state in the country, so our kids can be well behaved so much for the moral police bunch of hypocrites.

neolboy:
Musicians who give us good lyrics are they mad?

Training up a child requires collective effort of both the parents and the society, and in our new world the effect of the society on a child is larger than that of the parents.

Until it happens to your child that's when you will know that marlians are bunch of crazy fellows.

okomile:
Naira land no be hospital

Take her to the hospital pronto

Dabss:
I am not wrong because the snake is not a black Mamba. It is impossible to see 5 black mambas in the whole Nigeria.

Since you like Google so much, check the geographic location of black mambas.

Dabss:
that snake is a constrictor. It has zero venom.... ZERO.

brainhgeek:
This is not black mamba. You just tagged the snake black mamba outright with reckless mention all because it is black. Black mambas are rarely black and they are extremely rare in this part of Africa.

OP, is the area swampy

echibuogwu:
100 people actually

danvon:
Why do many Nigerians like Trump like this

Someone who doesn't want you in his country