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Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:30am On Mar 16, 2018 |
LeSudAfricaine:70% of your land belong to the Boers who make up less than 7 percent of the population. 90% of your economy is owned and run by them. That's as slavish as it gets. Textbook definition. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:20am On Mar 16, 2018 |
Jayceon: Kwerekwere ? No please, that's what the Boers call you and your fathers in your own native land. Ironic when a Zulu calls a pure breed African dark and ugly when we always needed blindfold and nasal masks to sleep with your mother and sister. The pinnacle of Zulu civilization was the point when Obasanjo talked Botha into allowing you people to become part of civilisation by climbing down from your aerial habitation consisting of bamboos attached to treetops. When a Zulu like Jayceon calls a better country a jungle he's just exhibiting post apartheid reflex syndrome. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 9:09pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Jayceon: You say my name again, I going to remind you your pa died a de-enfranchised dodderer who never knew freedom in his miserable life. How do you think he would feel if he saw you trying to measure dick with those who accomplished what he failed to do and gave you back your human dignity? You're trying to spit shiit to impress XhosaNostra when your broke ass couldn't even afford toilet papers to last the weekend. Dispossessed idiot. I will behead you ruthlessly and use your head for a slam dunk practice session. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Why Lionel Messi Scored 2 Goals Through My Legs - Chelsea Goalkeeper, Courtois by Shroud: 7:43pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Silly goalie says they don't deserve to be out. Bunch of cowards who parked the bus in their own turf an only came out in the second leg after Messi's goal. |
Politics / Re: Soldier Shows How He Sleeps In The Jungle: 'No Big Boy For Bush' by Shroud: 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
heendrix:each post you make leaves you looking stupider than the last. I should be able to call Nigerian soldiers idiots anywhere if they are professionals! The only cowards i see are some bunch of dirty-looking, unprofessional, barely-educated urchins hiding behind a uniform and a gun to act brave when confronted by unarmed civilians, While a ragtag group of civilian terrorists called Boko Haram, hastily trained in less than 6 months have been spraying them with AK 47 like it was cologne or body fragrance. You yellow-bellied dogs even had to bolt to Cameroon chased like frightened school girls by the pursuing Boko haram and you claimed it was a tactical manoeuvre! So the Cameroonian soldiers took your guns and artillery and escorted you out. I think any soldier who posses on social media trying to be a hero on Boko Haram is just a putrid sac of human pus in army uniform! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Soldier Shows How He Sleeps In The Jungle: 'No Big Boy For Bush' by Shroud: 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
heendrix:I knew I was being engaged by a baby dodderer!!! You idiots swore and enlisted to be soldiers so do the job you signed in for and are being paid. Or were you forced or conscripted in to the army ? Stop posing for attention on social media like some bunch of attention-hungry teenage bitches. You have killed more innocent Nigerians than you have killed Boko members. Bunch of navel-gazing cowardly murderers! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Soldier Shows How He Sleeps In The Jungle: 'No Big Boy For Bush' by Shroud: 4:32pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
heendrix: Are you a troll or just senile? Are the terrorists Boko haram not stayed in sambisa forest and in other uninhabitable places? So what's the big deal about NA sleeping in trenches fighting insurgents for the past 12 or more years? Try locating your brains before you quote me again. |
Politics / Re: Soldier Shows How He Sleeps In The Jungle: 'No Big Boy For Bush' by Shroud: 1:42pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
CastedDude:You have time to pose and call up a colleague to take a pic for social media hype Real soldiers never have the time or desire for social media glory and attention. They win battles and protect thier citizens, not brutalise them. You have been fighting boko haram for over 12 years undefeated and they had lived in sambisa forest all the while. Be professional and stop looking for social media rave. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Man And His Family Celebrate Barcelona's Win Against Chelsea (Photos) by Shroud: 1:33pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Caustics: How did you know he forced them to support his club? If he's a caring father, his family will naturally support what he has passion for! And what is that ignorant submission you're making about his age and kids, and not seeing his grandchildren? Are you God? Some marry early and still don't have children. Matter of facts, there's a thread currently trending in from page about a couple who gave birth after 22 years. I personally know of a professor who gave birth after 25 years! Some still marry and have children yet they die early. You must be a Chelsea fanboy, or a troll or just senile or all of the above! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Shroud: 11:00pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
MrHistorian:fucking kunene hoe. Your club got disgraced and you're already jumping in bed with man city! What a hoe. 6 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Shroud: 9:50pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
These frightened school girls decided to play like men and still get pummeled like hoes. No wonder they have been playing with Eleven men behind the ball every time they meet Barca. |
Politics / Re: [BREAKING] Court Orders National Assembly To Stop Election Re-ordering Bill by Shroud: 6:16pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Really, can a court order the national assembly from amending an existing bill? What a joke of a country. The illiteracy of the President is visible from space and his loyalists are all without shame. What a backwater country this is. The height of official corruption. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: The Scarcity Of Male Virgins In Nigeria by Shroud: 9:11am On Mar 14, 2018 |
How did this infantile drivel made it to home page. Mod needs mental evaluation. |
Travel / Re: CBN Police Blocked Owerri-mbaise Road For 3hours To Fix Spoilt Vehicle by Shroud: 10:51pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Only in Nigeria does the government and security outfits solve a problem with a bigger problem. |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 10:42pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:indecisive!!! From wanting to end my career to looking for a new rival. Who says this plonker's stupidity isn't enough to go round a caravan of Zulus and still have enough for his grandchildren ? I was looking for another opportunity to roast you like a wild Serengeti game and offer you as a burnt sacrifice to XhosaNostra as keepsakes for a befitting memorabilia of your doomed effort at impressing her. 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by Shroud: 10:32pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
bettercreature:yeah, as is Chelsea's attitude and style of play against Barcelona. |
Crime / Re: 11-year-old Maid Strangles And Stabs 5-year-old Boy Placed In Her Care by Shroud: 9:33pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Mother entrusting an infant to a child for safekeeping. 21st century women ready to be absentee or part-time mothers. Women are missing their calling? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 9:00pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
My problem with this organic newt called Jayceon is that he isn't spontaneous. With a brain as tiny as his index finger, he takes about the orbit distance the earth takes to revolve around the sun for his pap-filled brain to work up a line. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 8:55pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:Lolz. Thought you were letting go as promised, but nah, each word stings you harder than a scorpion's claws, pathetic emo-bitch. Common, I will love to murder you again, then bury you then exhume you and have sex with your hideous corpse while your Zulus female watch. Your call. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:your father was a shiftless beclouded idiot always. |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:57pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:you're stretching the limits of tolerance and distorting hierarchical arrangements by pretending to give orders. I'm still the one pulling your emotional string and have you cooing like a contented pigeon, and in the very next breath have you whining like a dejected emo-bitch. You're trying to impress your Zulu females who are solely here on naija male-hunting. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:44pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:I could have woken up from this dream if my moniker being needlessly spammed by your company was part of the dream. But it's as real as your obsession. You can't get enough of my effects. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: American Husband Shares Photo Of How He Baby Seats His Kid In His Wife's Absence by Shroud: 7:16pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
As long as it's a one-off . But I'm afraid this man is a house husband... It takes more than coincidence to improvise this method. Bad for his wellbeing and bad for the child psychological evolution. |
Romance / Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Shroud: 7:07pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon:your friends are acknowledging the pit of torturous oblivion I buried you in. I'm surprised my name always finds a way of prying into your discourse even when the subject matter doesn't concern me. Great impact. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bridges: Navy Begins Enforcement Of Quit Order On Tanker Drivers by Shroud: 4:54pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Greene66: No one asked you for an essay relating to your life in Nairaland. Your long narrative is your desperation of needing to explain your compromising possition. You and Strahovski1 carried on and everyone believed you to be Indians. You guys even had Indian DP on your profiles. You never did anything to dispel the notion you aren't Indian except today. Back to the matter at hand, I find it refreshing you eventually blame the government for army invasion on the pretext of helping the police. You finally located your brains. Walk on. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bridges: Navy Begins Enforcement Of Quit Order On Tanker Drivers by Shroud: 3:01pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Greene66: If the federal government is responsible for funding and equipping the military who is then responsible for the Nigeria police? See how redundant your submissions are. I hope you're not claiming to be a military person. I know you from the days when you were a butt-shinner for Strahovski1 an Indian troll and scammer on this thread. Now you're no longer an Indian but also a soldier. I envy the swift transformation. No one should take you seriously. You're never clever at what you pretend to be. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bridges: Navy Begins Enforcement Of Quit Order On Tanker Drivers by Shroud: 2:02pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Greene66:And Nigeria's military is professional? LMAO!!! No self-respecting military will allow itself to be used as a police. The respect for the army has been dumped in the toilet in the eyes of the public after Boko haram has reduced them to mutineers and absconders. The military in Nigeria is only gallant in tackling unarmed civilians. Greene66:Nigerian soldiers do. You will have to witness firsthand how they lobby to be posted outside thier barracks. Some of them even let out cries of jubilation when they are drafted out. Fuel diversion, intimidation, border smuggling, extortion. These are some of the little pecks they can't ignore when posted. Greene66: Tanker drivers ignored the police? So what's the army going to do differently? In all my years as a Nigerian, I have never seen where MOPOL or antiriot police unit are ignored. I think you should be ashamed to be part of a country where soldiers and other military are drafted to the streets for mere domestic shuffle. Greene66: Operation python dance in the South West was for supposed criminals and cultists elements.. I should be grateful for the military who are experts at abusing and killing innocent civilians without trace? 3rd world victim syndrome is what you have. And I should fix my police? Surely I don't sound like the government to you. And I honestly don't think you read any other stuff besides Nairaland threads. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bridges: Navy Begins Enforcement Of Quit Order On Tanker Drivers by Shroud: 10:55am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Greene66:how can one respect a military that has been reduced to a police department fighting domestic issues like cultist and robbers, tanker drivers etc. Your hashtag should be #MakeTheMilitaryProfessionalAgain 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bridges: Navy Begins Enforcement Of Quit Order On Tanker Drivers by Shroud: 10:50am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Shame! The Nigeria military is now reduced to civilian police. Army fighting cultists and Robbers Navy clearing tanker drivers from bridges. This is same navy that can't fight piracy in international waters. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 10:58pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
kingreign:i started it? you're the lying emotional bitch with bipolar disorder. |
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 10:57pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
ChristineC:Lamar's response was she was still too young to drive an expensive car. My point is that it's a stark contrast to how Toyota is perceived in Nigeria. Have two friends whom we all graduated together. One drives a Toyota venza 2016 V6 and the other drives a Jaguar xf V8 5.0 litre engine. The dude with the venza in all honesty looks down and boasts his venza is costlier then the Jag and even boast in a beer parlour. Where. I told him the Jag costs 84 thousand dollars and the venza only costs 38 thousand dollars , we nearly fought. That's how Nigeria overhype and overrate Toyota models as king of cars. The Jag will buy the company venza twice over and have change for 2016 American used Toyota Corolla. |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Would You Feel If A Loved One Forgot Your Birthday? by Shroud: 7:30pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Honestly, you have a deeper problem than missed birthday wishes. Needing and hoping, then expecting friends to memorize your birthday and feeling bad when they don't indicates your happiness and wellbeing is overly dependent on the actions of others. Birthdays are silly excuses for celebration. Get busy with loving yourself. 13 Likes |
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