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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 1:05pm On Mar 12, 2018
postmann:


Phweeeew! So much volcanic eruption in a couple of minutes!

Your 'shroud' handle is misleading or no one knows you as monster troll here!
grin grin grin
shroud is a quiet moniker grin grin grin innocent.
Crime / Re: Dogo Gide Killed Buhari Tsoho AKA Buharin Daji During Peace Meeting by Shroud: 12:42pm On Mar 12, 2018
These cursed human rejects aren't even Nigerians!!!

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Family / Re: 9-Year-Old Boy Rescues His Brother From Well (Photos) by Shroud: 12:31pm On Mar 12, 2018
amani63:
anything is possible under the sun
yeah, I believe bloggers.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 12:25pm On Mar 12, 2018
The yellow-bellied fool called kingreign takes a bow and scurries out of the thread after I drowned him in the bowl of a public un-flushed toilet.

So much boasting and nothing in his large empty head.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 12:19pm On Mar 12, 2018
kingreign:


You've been all about balls dicks and et al. You a gay homofaggot
Tell the devil I say hi when you get back to where you from.
Go and die you dingbat
I'm done. I don't discuss with gay homofaggot. You reek of stüpïdity.
ask your father , I stretched your mother and sent her limping and bent like a question mark (?) back to your dopey father.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 12:18pm On Mar 12, 2018
Kingreign is struggling with his responses. I see him going back to edit his lines like a curb prostitute. grin grin grin

And the lying regurgitation of nature says he owns a couple Mercedes, Lexus and have driven and bought others before this.

How many cars do you own, mister? As much as your mom has taken corks in her stinking cesspit she calls her tunnel of love grin grin grin

Airheaded plonker.
Family / Re: 9-Year-Old Boy Rescues His Brother From Well (Photos) by Shroud: 12:14pm On Mar 12, 2018
amani63:
Rope

The boy was rescued with the rope
I meant how did the 3 year old got into the well considering the height.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 12:13pm On Mar 12, 2018
kingreign:


Maggot do your worse. I bet you never own a merc. Or even a bolt. Sore arse loser leprosy. Infested demon.
Spit in your scar face.
so this is the "descend" you just bragged about if I responded!!!

What an empty , un-improvising lying piece of dirtbag you are!!!

I should use your morbid flesh as a doucherag to clean the windshield of my Mercedes for a start then toss you into the murky bowl of water for my rims and tyres.

Thunder shave your inflated balls there.

Putrid sac of human pus.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 12:04pm On Mar 12, 2018
kingreign:


You have issues. Real personality issues.
Yes I drive a Lexus RX330 I've owned a number of cars before it and I still bought other cars while still owning it.
Claiming you did 160km/h taking selfies and shyyte you full of shit dude.
I've driven mercs countless times even models you only see and admire. Stop running your your mouth like a rabid dog on heat.


Jeez keyboard warriors
now this dirty piece of human garbage is fulfilling his wet dreams in Nairaland. Writing and claiming stuffs none of his mundane bloodlines ever achieved.

If you drive a Lexus and still rate Kia, then you're numb in perception and suffering from advance stages of perceptual distortions and virtual impairment.

You're a phoney and a sham. Your greatest achievement is what you wrote on Nairaland pages while you're a beachcombing vagabond outside the walls of Nairaland.

Kids gloves off! One more personal shiit from you, then I will cut off your testicles with a tetanus-infected blade and stuff it in your windpipe and your last vision will be the Mercedes none of your pathetic lineage has the means to own.

Blazing idiot.
Family / Re: 9-Year-Old Boy Rescues His Brother From Well (Photos) by Shroud: 11:59am On Mar 12, 2018
The well is elevated from the ground. How did the 3 year old managed to get inside?
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:49am On Mar 12, 2018
postmann:


True but some models like the 2nd generation C class a model spanning 2000 to 2006 had 7 speed auto. The 6 speed I earlier reported was in error.

The point is before Kia and other Asian brands got up to 6 speed auto, Benz were in 7 speed already.

More powerful engines and most 4matics have reduced transmission for obvious reasons.

You have time. Someone talking about Kia and Mercedes ought to be shot in his pallets for such automobile blasphemy.

Most of these Asian car fanboys haven't driven a Mercedes all their lives. God help this country. This was how Nigerians adopted blackberry phones when the brand was already dying worldwide and thought they were using state of the art phones.

Now it's only in Nigeria someone would buy a Camry or Honda and start feeling posh.

Kendrick Lamar bought a 2017 Camry for his graduatiing kid sister and was mocked on Twitter for choosing a poor car for her!

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Greatest Lies In Nigeria! by Shroud: 9:40am On Mar 12, 2018
limitless777:



SORRY for U.

Ur life is headed for a DEEP mess.

U should have just stuck to the topic.

U were not even at the HOLY GHOST SERVICE where he said so, U only heard people say it n unfortunately U are tempted to make a mockery of it.

At least the word "HOLY GHOST" should have drawn Ur respect, IF U have ANY for GOD.

Spiritual blackmailer and bully.
Politics / Re: Senate Confirms Members Receive N13.5 Million Monthly, Separate From Salaries by Shroud: 9:28am On Mar 12, 2018
This goes to say alot about the people of Nigeria. Gullible and extremely tolerant.

Pastors in Nigeria are richer than their peers in wealthy advanced countries

Senators in Nigeria take home more pay then senators in US or UK , yet the masses are 100 times poorer.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:45pm On Mar 11, 2018
ChristineC:
you are talking a whole lot of offs. Talking 160km/hr like you have ever driven a car that fast in your life. Talking abroad and overboard like all the used Toyotas flooding tin can island everyday is falling from Heaven. Now its 5-speed gear or 25-speed gear box.

Nigga pick a struggle.
I belong to a Nairaland BBM group here. I have driven my E class Mercedes Kompressor doing 160 kmh from Warri to Asaba enroute Enugu and posted the live selfie pics on the BBM group. Yes. Mercedes stability and road-feel allows me to hold the wheel with one hand with confidence even at such speed because I still have enough grip!!!

Wanna see? And I can tag Nairalanders here to very this claim.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:39pm On Mar 11, 2018
kingreign:


I see you lack logical mature debate. Off to bed I go. I won't debate with emotion laden dweeps

Did he just call me names? ( Emotional laden dweeps)

And it is dweeb not "dweeps".

When logical reasoning is lacking, name- calling is the cheapest alternative.

You're as cheap as your car.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:38pm On Mar 11, 2018
kingreign:


I see you lack logical mature debate. Off to bed I go. I won't debate with emotion laden dweeps

Weak reverse psychology!

The fact that you drive a Toyota or a fan of one is a FACT you know nothing about cars!! That's the gospel truth.

Now off you go.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:36pm On Mar 11, 2018
ChristineC:
you've been talking "abroad" since this topic was posted, if we check you well now you've not travelled beyond Cotonou before. grin grin grin
now he's going personal. Butthurt much.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:34pm On Mar 11, 2018
ChristineC:
and i thought you couldn't say anything more trashy. You still haven't shown us the cheap Toyotas in your garage, O King.
I asked you a simple question: can a calculator and a computer have same reliability status?

Answer is no.

Your 2006 Camry (big for nothing) still uses 5-speed auto gear box set up.. what Mercedes used in 1997.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:26pm On Mar 11, 2018
kingreign:


Produce facts stop whinging
see who's demanding facts? Our emotion-laden fanboy who aggressively cancels out post without any logical rebuttal except subjective personal denials.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:23pm On Mar 11, 2018
I will cross out this empty drivel you just posted and supply you facts. Mind you only in Nigeria will you have Toyota drivers pretending to be car freaks. Abroad, no car affectionado touches Toyota.

kingreign:
[s]check in European and American and Japanese car sales listings Toyota is very expensive.

wrong they're all having different philosophy and approach and definition towards building luxury. To the Germans it's sports, to Lexus it's uber quiet comfy supple ride.

a Toyota build quality and materials doesn't match close to a Lexus. You need to be enlightened more so stop speaking fallacies and study without bias[/s]

Mercedes is renowned for quite, magic carpet ride. Very serene ride. mater of fact, the S class 2017 coupe has the quietest ride for last year You obviously haven't driven a Mercedes.

Lexus or any other Japanese isn't the best at what they do. Lexus is meant to be comfortable and quiet but it isn't the top class of what it was meant to do.

There's no Lexus or Japanese that has Mercedes level driving quality or comfort. Even Mercedes seats are replicated for luxury airlines like Lufthansa.

And there's no Lexus or Japanese car out there that has the agility of a BMW or Audi.

And you claim to the Germans it's sports? That only applies to BMW and Audi and Mercedes AMG.

Get your facts right. Lexus is a Toyota with a different badge.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 11:14pm On Mar 11, 2018
kingreign:


You truly lack idea of what you're all about. Stop speaking emotionally.
Another enraged fanboy took the efforts to cross out my post but couldn't do the easier thing of debunking it with facts.

Shame.
Family / Re: Woman Begs Her Estranged Husband To Come And Collect His Bride Price. Photos by Shroud: 11:13pm On Mar 11, 2018
BoneBlogger:
A woman who was allegedly abused and maltreated by her husband has been begging him to come and take back his bride price for two years now. According to reports, the mocked her and taunted her with his current girlfriend whom he allegedly said is prettier than her.

The lady is seeking for help to return the bride price and obtain a receipt from the man.

Human rights lawyer, Emeka Ugwuonye shared her update online. Read below;

He abused his wife. He maltreated her. He starved her. He told her that his current girlfriend is prettier. He even denied the vow he made at the altar. He said to her: "I never told you I loved you or that you would be my only wife". He neglected and abandoned her. He threatened her with divorce. He even made a "mock demand" for the refund of the bride price.

After enduring and praying for him to change, she found the courage and left the marriage. Now, for two years, she has been begging him and his people to come and take the bride price and the man has been posting her. He believes that if he does not take the bride price, he would continue to hold the lady hostage and prevent her from remarrying.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/woman-begs-estranged-husband-come-collect-bride-price-photos.html

Why don't this dumb lawyer go to court to seek divorce instead of this dumb publicity on social media which will only damage the woman's reputation!

" she has been begging him and his people to come and take the bride price and the man has been posting her.

What kind of English is "posting"?

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 10:55pm On Mar 11, 2018
iluvpomo:


Ha ha .... now that you have defined some basic terms why don’t you go ahead and actually provide the data ..... numbers.
This discussion has to be qualitative and not subjective.
you keep raising the bar! I'm not indulging. All my assertions here are easily verifiable.

Feel free to prove me wrong.
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 10:21pm On Mar 11, 2018
ChristineC:
when will you guys stop speaking on things you have no idea of? Post a picture of your garage filled with "cheap mass produced cars". Surely you can afford at least five or six.

Cheap mass production yet they score among the highest in reliability and durability in all class segments.

Cheap mass production yet they have one of the highest resale values you can ever find on the market, be it in America or Europe or Africa. Go and sit down.

All right, a butthurt Toyota cry baby spotted. Toyota cars a very reliable.

Afterall they aren't breaking technological grounds so why will a calculator not have better reliability to a computer?

And Toyota is cheap!
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 10:16pm On Mar 11, 2018
iluvpomo:

My guy, if you want to engage in a technical discussion please use proper industry standard terms and not what you just posted grin grin grin
let me go over the parts you highlighted

1) acceleration: measurement time for a car to pull out from a stop. It's an industrial term.

2) quickness: industrial term for 0-60 time

3) fastness : top speed. Industrial term too for the highest speed a car can achieve. All Asian cars are lacking in this aspect too.

4) top speed: same as fastness so I'm guilty of repetition here.

5) breaking distance: this is the measurement of time a car is brought to a stop when the break is firmly applied at a particular speed. Again European cars are heavier on an average than Japanese cars but have better braking distance time.

6) stability: a car's ability to maintain balance at top speed in different road terrain and road conditions. Give Mercedes a thumbs up for this ability especially.

7) cornering or manoeuvrability: ability to take bends or road curves at high speeds. Apart from the Ferraris and lambos, I give BMW this ability, Mercedes and Audi are just right behind BMW

8. Road feel is an industrial term for the feel between the wheel and tyres wnen on high speed. Its the feeling or lack thereof of surety of being in control of the vehicle. The connection between the steering wheel and the tyres of the vehicle when on high speeds. These feeling is near-numb on most Japanese cars when you're in the territory of 160kmh.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2018
iluvpomo:

While I agree with you that the comparisons are not valid, Toyota is not a “cheap car”. Toyota’s luxury division (Lexus) have done very well for themselves and are able to compete with the German luxury & performance car makers ...
Toyota is only expensive in Nigeria where things always defy logic.

Secondly Lexus at its inception made raves and was soon placed in its true possition by the German brands after a decade or two.

Lexus still lacks behind the German brands in acceleration, quickness, fastness, top speed, breaking distance, road feel, stability, cornering and technology.

As a matter of fact today , Lexus is just a Toyota with a different badge given more leather, Formica and noise cancelling features.

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Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Valuable Car Brands 2018: Mercedes Overtakes Toyota And Rival,BMW by Shroud: 9:22pm On Mar 11, 2018
Bloggers and auto journalists just keep on inventing new phrases to compare brands that shouldn't be compared, e.g Mercedes and Toyota. Despite the fact Toyota is a brand specialist in cheap mass production cars!

Number of car sales doesn't tell the story. Cheaper cars attract more sales. Invention, technology and driving dynamics is what tells cars apart, it is what car lovers want to see and feel and not some silly illogical comparison.

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Education / Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by Shroud: 4:56pm On Mar 06, 2018
skallion7:
Omo onirankiran mani eleyi ke, se emi ni ohoun fi se yeye. Ode ni e joor
even if he doesn't understand that, the sheer heavy rhythm of it will knock his heartbeat out of sync.

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Education / Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by Shroud: 4:52pm On Mar 06, 2018
Jayceon:
The igbo maggot still living off other people's achievements.

where are your achievements?

Ok , Jayceon is losing it big time. I could say you're remarkably inferior to me in all measurement and I'm better educated than you.

But why would I take joy in boasting about being better than the people who are forever at the bottom of all human index?

In the course of this discourse, I have shown you areas of your national life your educational background couldn't afford to.

Do you need me to tell you in clearer language you're still the most unfortunate offspring of Bantu educational system?

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