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woodcook:
Cry me a river you son of ashawo kobo kobo. In fact crack hores are better than your mama. Keep reveling your family secret, NL is all hears.


something tells me you are one of those hood rats kids. hahaha. Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria sorry to disappoint you I don't live in a society where police kill shoot innocent citizens. Of course I understand your fear of being killed by police, what do you expect when you are the child of low life crack hore, whose father's pass time is ass mining.

Like I said earlier there is still hope for your kobo kobo ashawo mama and your ass driller addicted papa. As for you, this is still morning you can still make it out of the ghetto if you behave yourself. but if you continue being angry at the world you sure would end up being shot at the back by police.

Don't take this the wrong way, that your mama is ashawo kobo kobo with gaping ass as a result of you and your papa constant drilling of her ass, does not mean you should take it out on the world. It is time you forgive yourself for being an ass miner, forgive your absentee papa that only comes around to mine your mama ass, and you can still make something good out of your life.

Being the chairman of Ass Driller Association of Nigeria on NL does not mean the end of the world. You can still turn a new leaf.

infantile, repetitive disses, see the parts you keep repeating when your brains couldn't think up any more line....you repeated kobo kobo in the exact number of times your mother tried to abort your pregnancy when she found out your father stole the yams he used as part of her bride price!!

I go kill you, my boy. You no reach !!!

You cannot box with your father's creditor! I will simply pull the plugs and you will be burdened with his corpse you lack the financial muscle to dispose of.

Be a good boy and be my bîtxh, in line with your father.

I still fúck your mom for as cheap a pair of okrika pants and tip your dad a box of pure snuff to watch the show.

You're the progeny of two idiots who are unfit to rare chicken , never mind humans.

Child of the damned!!!

AHCB:
Are you aware some U.S TV station have started the inclusion of same sex marriage in cartoons. Nickelodeon's Loud House comes to mind.

woodcook:
I am in control bro.

Haha. You just told us where your father met your mama and how you were conceived. haha

So your mom had staphylococcus when she had you, is that why you have issues with your sights? I feel your pain bro but it is not too late for you dont make the same mistake your parents made, mama being olosho kobo kobo, your papa being ass miner that contact disease from drilling asses and past it on to your mama after drilling her ass too.

I recall you mentioned somewhere that the reason you and your dad engaged in ass drilling is that your mama toto no fit do the job again. Pele. There is a good news for you, that is if your mama hasn't died from her stds you can seek medical and psychological help for her. Go to any family support center in Nigeria with your mom. There is NGO that caters for cheap hoes like your mama more especially those abused my ass miner like your papa. Poor kid, now I see how your unruliness came about

Poor Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria, I hope you find a solution to your family woes.

woodcook:
Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria.

You wish am gay so you can ask for ass to mine. Sorry to disappoint you ass driller, I am straight and do not engage in any form of sexual activities that involves the ass.

The difference between the two of us is that, first and foremost I see people as human and whatever their sexual vices are I leave that for God to judge them. My job as a Christian is to love everyone, treat them with respect while judging and condemnation is left to God.

However, the way you have been defending that ass drilling is a normal sexual suggests that you are into ass drilling full time. Like I said in the past I am not judging you for ass mining but next time you see people judging gays you should not pretend as if you dont engage in any non traditional sexual activities.

Anyways congratulations for your inauguration as Chairman of Ass Driller Association. Enjoy your new position.

woodcook:
So that is what your dad as been doing to your mom? This pikin why u dey expose your family secret on nl.

Anyways, I hope you already order adult pampers for your mama. Now I see you are following in your father's foot step of mining asses.

Like father like son.

you have lost your cool and I have finally gotten you where I needed you: savage disses.

Your mother gives anal bonus for as low as a bottle of cold Fanta.


You were birthed in a whorehouse hence your true parentage was only discovered only when the number of her clientele who performed anal on her was screened out.

The dick-chewing mom you have is the cheapest commodity in Konga...


By the time i finish word-flogging you, you will wish your mother's staphylococcus was strong enough to neutralise your daddy's ogogoro-charged sperm that formed a plonker like you.

woodcook:
Chairman of Ass Driller Association of Nigeria (ADAN)

woodcook:
Ass drilling.

woodcook:
. No wonder most of you are so pumped against anyone that treats gays like human on this forum.

Even if you come out as one, I will still treat you with all the respect you deserve as a human being

AHCB:
Are you surprised? she should be asked about lesbians who use didldos to fuck_ themselves sh1tless. According to her baseless logic, they're heterosexual, no doubt about it.

Then again, if ass is ass, why aren't every male running amok when the see a man's ass. That's what I'm wondering...

Oluwaremythe:
mumu...yu fink you're making sense huhh?
wat happens to sucking the dick too either by opposite sex or by gays?
since d dick is mainly for jst d pussy...
there's room for exploit among partners(male&female).
nothing justifies homosexuality,it is evil,is dat too hard for yu to admit?

woodcook:
Closet gay lord spotted.

God yaf exposed you today. Keep drilling asses if you like hide under the pretense that it is only female ass that you drill, we all that biological ass is ass. Gay lord your cover as been blown but the good news is you should come out people are more accepting these days. We wont judge you.

woodcook:
Today breeze don blow una yash don open. All you ass driller. God don expose you and your likes today. No wonder most of you are so pumped against anyone that treats gays like human on this forum. Now I am beginning to believe the saying that those that hate gay men are closet homo.

Guy keep drilling ass, you are just one ass away from homo.

Even if you come out as one, I will still treat you with all the respect you deserve as a human being. I only frown at hypocrites that drill asses and still want to prop themselves on moral high ground.

woodcook:
gay alert.

Never on this forum shall you try to claim holier than gay guys. You are an ass driller bro.

Please everyone should quote all the ass drillers on this thread so that in the future when they start their homophobic rants we will always have evidence that shows their gay tendecies.

Benita27:
She's 100% on point here, but again, it takes two to tango...I don't know the joy in fùcking an asshole when the Vagina is there to be used?, anal is anal irrespective of those involved.

pocohantas:
Whenever this topic comes up, I hear the same old story. Ladies are this, they are that. There are bad men too in this Nigeria...
There have always been bad men and women, we're used to that.

Societal values have dropped, no gender is innocent.

Responsible guys will see a responsible partner as at when due. If this topic was why guys above 30 are still single, you all will come in chanting how it's slay queens everywhere. Now you suddenly forgot your fellow men are perpetrating crimes worse than 'slaying' hence reduction in responsible men too.

Why are the good ladies not getting married?
Why are all you good men still single?

The above is gonna be a new topic, this particular one...though sensible has been overflogged.


Emusmith, pick your own lesson and walk away too. This is a forum...don't beat yourself up over my views, you hear?

doziex:
Nigerians, the solution is simple. Militia for Militia, fire for fire. Haba !! state governments should stop whining for federal help, as the federal authorities are paralysed by the hausa/Fulani hijack of their leadership structure.

So do the following.

(1) gather able bodied men of fighting age in your states. (all volunteers)

(2)inquire about isreali or south African (ex SADF) Private Military Companies.

(3)Start to train a state funded Gendamarie skilled in crime fighting, anti terror and counter insurgency tactics.

(4) Call the federal governments' bluff, and raise state funds to equip this unit with counterinsurgency weaponry. used cheap Russian mi-17/24s, turbo propeller planes that can be upgraded to effective aerial counterinsurgency platforms that would come in handy.


There is no state in the federation that cannot afford at least one battalion of 800 men.

(5) And together with your PMC advisers and any of our willing federal police/ army units, HUNT DOWN THESE FULANI HERDSMEN WITH A VENGEANCE.

Kill them and impound their cattle if they come armed. Track them down and ambush then in your own lands.
When they start crying for federal troops to save them , we will know they are ready to talk sense.

Sorry, their is no room for such wanderers in the 21st century. So they either evolve into ranchers, or it's combat.

ezana1:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/234548-herdsmen-return-falaes-farm-engage-police-gun-battle.html