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fratermathy:
Of course. We are to the minorities what the Igbos are to the majorities: simply insignificant!

Such a sad fate. What Itsekiri and Hausas are doing is terrible. Maybe we just force their land into our map or landgrab them so that we can be the top predators of the land.

Igbos are taking their destiny in their hands and urhobos are screaming blue murder when they lost the capital to an Igbo city, Asaba

That's how petty and demonised you bloodsucking, unproductive animals are!

When itsekiri of no more than 200 thousand in population defeated you in delta state and made sure your "king" Okumagba is no better than a Renegade, it goes to show how pitiable your existence is.

You're a cuss to Delta state and your neighbours. If Nigeria splits into the 6 geopolitical zones as 6 different countries, you will be still under Binis or Yorubas.

So Biafra or no Biafra all of you are insignificant to the Nigerian project. You're a prepurposed slave, destined to be a second class citizen any where the dice falls.

Demented wizard

fratermathy:
Yes na. That is exactly who we are. Afterall, there are no demons in Igboland. There are no bricklayers with three wives there. All Igbos have good family values!

What else could the Igbos wish for?

under-developed deve collectors.
Your biggest town is Sapele and it's a village. No first class traditional rulers. All your history has been marked with slavery even when you were under Binis.

What can any tribe hope to associate with urhobos? You're hated in delta state by even other minorities. Tribalistic idiots who carry underdevelopment everywhere they go.

In widwest state you were insignificant
In Bendel state you were insignificant
Even in delta state you still lost out to itsekiri and igbo. you all are just a bunch of noisemaking illiterates collecting money from contractors to build your roads

You're the only tribe in Nigeria still worshiping idols collectively as a people.

Goat

fratermathy:
Of course. We are like the Igbos who are second class citizens to Hausas. We only aspire to be like our closest neighbours!

Demon-possesed igbe-worshipers.

A tribe where bricklayers still marry 3 wives and have their kids roaming around the streets like homeless dogs.

A tribe with no family values. No wonder itsekiri took warri from under your noses and you starch-eating minions were squealing like castrated pigs.

fratermathy:
All of you IPOB youths, including you- Amarabae-, ej*culating over this thread should better start learning to deal with the reality that Urhobos would haunt you guys till the end of your struggle for ever DARING to add us to your plans in the first place. That was a big mistake. Expect more warnings like this to come and once they are published, I'll make sure they end up here for you guys to munch on!

Inconsequential, insignificant and lazy urhobos who are second class citizens to a tiny itsekiri population are of no use to Biafra if it ever becomes a reality..

Soldiers escorting Nepa official ... Ah! Africa's largest zoo.

laudate:
Oh, thanks for letting us know that 'tribalist old grandpapa bitch', is actually your middle name. You just called your sidekick to rescue you from displaying your bitchiness here, right? If you continue, we can all derail this thread which was actually getting quite interesting before your arrival, or you can keep quiet and let everyone have their say without any stress. What option would you choose? My initial comment was not even directed at you, but you chose to mutter crap all over it, instead of minding your own business.

Now, let me take a leaf from that chap called tequila's book:

Hello Mods: Please note - this post by Nonaira1 is a breach of Rule 2: Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members. He deserves a long ban for this comment.

cc: mynd44, OAM4J.

Mods, please, this man just called a Nairalander a sidekick and he has the brass to report to the mods in same post!
After eleven years in Nairaland, one would have expected a little decorum and common sense. But alas! some people's brain have natural depleting cells in them

laudate:
cc: mynd44, OAM4J

Mods, I got the mentions and saw that laudate edited the OP's post thereby breaking rule 2 as much as the poster he is reporting.

Thank you.

Jammiiee:
Shroud baba, no make this gal faint o

U don kill her fabulous ly

https://www.nairaland.com/2983533/10-reasons-why-shouldnt-date that's the thread that exposes her for the demented, bitter gold-digger she is.

It's un-star-like for Davido , a superstar in his own right to blush and gush and be publicly starstruck when a mega super-star like C Rinaldo follows him. Dude was fücking too emotional and unprofessional like a preteen girl coming face to face with her celebrity crush.

It goes to show, if Davido and C Ronaldo were to pose for a pic, Davido will have that servile and fawning posture depicting inferiority.

And what's the stupid ish about the numerical strength of one's Instagram followers. This is truly the era of social media illusion of greatness and fleeting achievement.

TheUmbra:
The said patient has proven his NeuroTherapists right by trying to rewrite his medical fact sheet, lending credence to our long, hard and thorough medical diagnosis on his multiple neuro-cognitive disorders.



The best form of treatment now, my most distinguished colleagues, Dr Shroud and Dr Probz is to apply systematic withdrawal. This will most certainly calm the patient's neurosis but inflate his already severe delusional disorder.

The end goal of this therapy, dear colleagues is to give the patient, Mr Laudate a false sense of victory.
This will help the patient calm down.

Confidential!

Please keep this file confidential as the patient may likely suffer further mental retrogression should he come to the knowledge of its content.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

Hahahaha! The old man is pathetically untreatable. He has shown adverse reactions to my radical psychoanalytic therapy.

Dude was never raised to believe he could stand on his own two feet so he needs Séun's platform to launch another attempt to remedy his life.

See him saying you ran to google when you dropped that medical analysis of the demented retárd who has shown repeatedly here he has no pride or shame.

Ascribing your post to google is a sure sign he felt the full force of the knock out blow!

The snake has been beheaded. All we have here is the writhing hisses of his lifeless body.

Tequilah:
Hello, please do not mention my name again in any shape, guise or form. My post to the mods was a report of your insults and rude, disgusting, unruly responses which breached Rule 2 of the posting rules. But then, the mods decided to shield you, and cover up all your activities, by deleting my posts. You have just done the same thing again, now. but the mods have still failed to respond. This means:

1). The mods are partial;
2). You obviously have links to them, or you may be one of them writing under a different ID;
3). They are in full support of your vulgar comments.
4). The are enjoying the way you (and even laudate) have been making a spectacle of yourself.

My previous post deleted by the mods clearly pointed out the fact that your comments should be dealt with. Instead they chose to look the other way. I know they would soon be back to delete this post I just made, in their bid to keep covering up for you. So kindly keep off my mentions. Good day.

cc: odumchi, mynd44, bigfrancis21, OAM4J, Fulaman81,

We all know you are jockeying for attention that's why you were ignored like a patient DOA at the emergency unit.

Learn not to burden yourself with what doesn't concern you. I'm no mod , neither do I have any affiliation with them.

I find your persistent call to un-hide your posts -- most of which are violation of rule 1-- a sign of mental disease as an invalid who lets out a drooling imbecilic smirk whenever he sees his lunacy in digital print.

Bugger off. You don't matter. Never will.

SycophanticGoat:
Perverted molten slag!

does a sycophantic, cassava-chewing goat possess the moral right to point us to the path morality should follow?

Answer's no.

Now bleat away and go look for fresh grass to eat.

MemphisRaynes:
Hi, please I need honest and mature contribution on this matter. I love my wife so much, and I don't want to have a failed marriage, not so early.

My marriage is only 18months old. This is my wife's first Pregnancy, but I am having serious concerns about the paternity of the baby.

I trust(ed) my wife with all my heart and soul. She was away on a Job training for 6 months. The training finished on May 19th and we made love same day. She told me she last saw her period in May 16th so we both assumed she was in her safe period by May 19th before we made love. Actually we didn't want pregnancy or a baby yet because we are strained by resources for now.

My wife started complaining of strong tummy pain, plus her period hadn't shown up by June 12, so we went for a Pregnancy test and she was confirmed Pregnant. In fact the Lab attendant told me she is very pregnant. Days after I went through her chat while she was asleep and came across her chat with some guy, the chat was very suspicious. Actually the said guy is a Gynecologist, so she had told him she was Pregnant immediately after the test so as to get medical advice. In this chat the guy called my wife "luv", "dearie", talked about she visiting him, and my wife's response was to play along. At some point she even said she can't wait to visit the guy. The height of it was when the guy asked "how is our baby doing?"

I could not control my emotions after reading their chat, so I confronted my wife. She claim the guy was her best friend, that they met at her training. Actually she has always freely spoken to the guy via phone in my presence before this event so I had no suspicions until I read their chat. We quarrelled and she cried and cried swearing that she has never been with any man but me. She said she was heart broken I am doubting the paternity of her Pregnancy.

On June 26th, we were at the hospital for ultrasound scan and medical check up. The Ultra sound scan report says the pregnancy was 7weeks and 6days on June 26th. Now remember we first met on May 19th after about 6 months, also remember May 19th was three days after her period ended, she was supposed to be in her safe period. Now Let's assume she conceived on May 19th, between May 19th and June 26th is not upto 7weeks and 6days. Again I confronted her with these facts and she's been very emotional, she threatened that we must do paternity test after the baby is born to prove me wrong, she also warned that she will make my life hell after that test for doubting her faithfulness to me.

Please I don't know what to do next, my doubt is not fading because the numbers and events don't add up, I need useful suggestions please. Kindly note that I trust and love my wife, a part of me believes the baby is mine, its the maths that don't add up, and her chat with her Gynecologist best friend that keeps fueling my doubt. What is the best way to handle my situation?

Let me begin by telling you never to stop insisting on paternity test. Don't be fooled by the tears and emotions. They come easily to women, both good girls and hoes alike.

Let me also tell you that most fist children--infact more than 50% of them are children of paternal fraud! Yes.

I will also tell you that most women are more sexually vulnerable in a new environment as may be applicable when your wife went for her 6 months course or something.

Treat her kind now for her health's sake and that of the baby. After it is born , do your paternity test!

FTbomb:
mehn, i've stopped taking words coming from these smelly cunts seriously. they come online to form posh whereas in real life they're nothing but sex tools to fuckboys. if you saw that tblachoc's thread today you'd know what i'm talking about.

i know the good ones among them, but they're just few.

Hahahaha, I missed that one. No mind all these dirt-cheap Olosho forming tough and intelligent here when they have been love bitten and heartbroken by smooth talkers.

FTbomb:
chai!

Baba , I greet you. That's the ugly slattern who advised our girls not ot marry Nigerian men.

I think she's a borderless okpo anyways

Jettage:
From your reaction and comment, I would warn men to be wary of ladies like you.
The point is, You just saw an apt aphorism and you have begun to rationalize it,
You don't know how it works out with men,
When you begin to demand the respect of a man, you will loose.
Men gives respect to women as a result of a woman acting accordingly (being submissive and respectful) to expect a man to throw his manliness to your expectations at first is the disaster of most homes.
It is a natural instinct in all men.
They will sure respect you when they see you exhuding all the characteristics of good manners and well brought up atributes
But impose yours first and you will meet a vehement resistance from any sane man.
It is naturally designed by the manufacturer
So, go learn all the skills of respect for your man, and you will sure see him acting naturally to his nature
But expect it first and the man will resist you with his mental faculties

She's a bitter , ugly shrew who lost out in the game of love and promise.

She opened a thread sometime ago advising young Nigerian ladies not to marry Nigerian men.

Such a bitter, empty man-hater whose exterior is as ugly as her godless heart.

ivolt:
I hope your family knows your mental condition so they
can confine you to a psychiatrist ward before you become
incurable.

And I hope your family knows your destiny will only be actualised in death as your rotten corpse will be used as manure to grow the biggest yams in your local government.

They better not burry you with a coffin.

Attention-seeking , fullblown retárd!

TheUmbra:
I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were neccitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smeer and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

Lawd!! The patient will perish faster from the psychological effects of this medical analysis than his actual disease

See finishing LMAO

ivolt:
You are sick, ranting on nairaland won't improve your luck.

Shut up or slit your wrists if you're irked.

You're still inferior to a domesticated pig either way

Dcomrade:
He didn't say anything meaningful. Still telling us Saraki life history.. ..may be we should add another 1b Naira to the 4b

Even with the published police charge sheet?

fiizznation:
Dangote was very stupid to have made that silly statement. Stupid illiterate. The north that made you will eventually break you if you and your ilks don't re-frame refrain from making some silly comments about the north and northerners. Everywhere is tense now, the northern youths are very angry. I expected dangote to have simply ignored making any comment about the kaduna declaration. The quit notice was meant to send a kind of message to some people. The north is tired of them, the northerners want them back to were ever they crawl out from.

Some truth need to be told to some people that the north don't actually like them, but we are just tolerating them because of ONE NIGERIA

Dangote simply told you what you and your collective band of human wastes are: uneducated, unmotivated , unemployable bloodsucking economic leeches who are of no value to themselves or this country.

Aboki

fiizznation:
Dangote was very stupid to have made that silly statement. Stupid illiterate. The north that made you will eventually break you if you and your ilks don't re-frame refrain from making some silly comments about the north and northerners. Everywhere is tense now, the northern youths are very angry. I expected dangote to have simply ignored making any comment about the kaduna declaration. The quit notice was meant to send a kind of message to some people. The north is tired of them, the northerners want them back to were ever they crawl out from.

Some truth need to be told to some people that the north don't actually like them, but we are just tolerating them because of ONE NIGERIA

Dangote simply told you what you and your collective band of human wastes are: uneducated, unmotivated , unemployable bloodsucking economic leeches who are of no value to themselves or this country.

fiizznation:
Dangote was very stupid to have made that silly statement. Stupid illiterate. The north that made you will eventually break you if you and your ilks don't re-frame refrain from making some silly comments about the north and northerners. Everywhere is tense now, the northern youths are very angry. I expected dangote to have simply ignored making any comment about the kaduna declaration. The quit notice was meant to send a kind of message to some people. The north is tired of them, the northerners want them back to were ever they crawl out from.

Some truth need to be told to some people that the north don't actually like them, but we are just tolerating them because of ONE NIGERIA

Dangote simply told you what you and your collective band of human wastes are: uneducated, unmotivated , unemployable bloodsucking economic leeches who are of no value to themselves or this country.

ThaUmbra, you dey see as I dey mess laudate moniker up? It's his time to retire from Nairaland

laudate:
Eeyah! You are so far removed from reality, if you think your words could have any effect on me. I mean like... seriously? Gosh! Let me remind you, you are still the market buffoon or lunatic. How on earth do you think a sane person would feel hurt by the words of a lunatic like you, when he knows that such a person lacks a sound mind? I mean, you have just admitted that you are mentally ill, for goodness sake!

As for being hurt by parental insults....hehehehe....that can never happen. Do you know why? Your drivel just tells me that you lack respect for your own parents, you hate them as well as all they stand for, which is why you keep projecting your hatred for them, on to others. Check. You are so obsessed with their shortcomings, which is why you make continuous reference to them as you lash out in each post. A sane person would never insult something he respects. Anyway, may God console you...! I pray you find healing from your psychosis, soon.

Now, I really can't stop thanking you for providing us with continuous entertainment on this thread. I am so thrilled that my length of stay on NL irks you. It bothered you so much that you had to lament about it. You mentioned it over 5 times! Beautiful! Thank you for telling us loud & clear that you were raised on a diet of insults and cusses. Now, please bark again, rant some more, spew out more neurotic drivel, so we can all laugh at you again and again!

Failure is you spending Eleven years in Nairaland engaging in a back and forth with someone you called a psycho claiming you're having fun.

You're the breathing example of a madman who has the sanity to deny his madness.

You're as old as Nairaland itself and after eleven years, your stupidity is still as fresh as the current thread in front page.

I bet if Nairaland were available in the 50s your father would have been displaying such behavioural problems he passed down to you.

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

This one is brutal so I know you will edit it and quote it back

Son of a dirty slattern

ewa26:
shroud I will make you oily Yoruba jollof rice if you stop arguing with laudate ok

No arguments o. I just dey flog am small-small.

laudate:
I told you earlier, how on earth can anyone be pained by the pathetic antics of a psychopath like you, who is well known to be suffering from deep seated mental problems?? You sef, check am nah. If a mad man on the street calls a sane man crazy names, wouldn't onlookers feel sorry for that mad man and make jest of him, just like I have been doing over your remarks till now? If you were in the shoes of the onlookers, would you be upset and challenge him to a verbal duel?

Anyone with a discerning mind can recognise the difference between foul and polite language, which was why I called you out earlier. That other chap also did the same thing to you, and even reported you to the mods! Now you are seeing it as a sign of pain? Chai! You are so out of tune with reality. Your mental problems are far more serious than I thought. Are you sure you have taken your meds today?

Now, please don't ruin our fun. Kindly throw some more tantrums, roll on the floor, wail in despair then launch additional negative rants and vile epithets, all over this thread. You can only be used as sport. We are waiting!

I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you . In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly.

I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity.

I have not only out-cussed you, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic.

You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me.

Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat.

I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet.

Old man, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages of Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims.

If you're not so financially and mentally sterile,your kids would have grown and met you here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland.

You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams!

laudate:
Oh, you keep making me laugh over and over again, with your childish theatrics. Why on earth would I be hurt over the responses of a psychopath like you? I mean, it is so obvious that you have deep-rooted mental problems, which is why I can never take you seriously. If you were a well-adjusted sane individual, you would not regurgitate such bile, filthy lies and pitiful drivel at the slightest opportunity.

I mean, why on earth do you think anyone would be bothered, or take you seriously, or loose any sleep over the pathetic garbage you relish in dishing out? C'mon, your job here is to entertain us with your pitiful remarks. Keep hating those who are so much better than you are. Now, please do us all a favour - throw another tantrum, respond with more vitriol and unleash more profane outbursts to amuse everyone. You are the market buffoon or lunatic after all. We are waiting...!

You aren't laughing. You're still writhing from the pains of the burnt coal I set in your heart

Aren't you the imbecilé who screamed to the mods that you can't ignore my scathing insults here?

laudate:
Everyone, come and see! Wey all of una dey? Can you see his foul response? Later, you chaps will say I should not respond. I hope you are all taking notes, o. Where is that guy who was calling the mods, again? Has he seen this one?

Hahahahaha. I told you you're suffering amnesia due to old age!

Are you waiting for your son to inherit your 11 years old moniker?

permit:
.hey guy! Guy!! Wats wrong wit u?

bugger off!

Amarabae:
Good Day All!
Happy Sallah To My Muslim Friends!
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If you go into the street of Nigeria and ask, who is a Niger Deltan?
95% of respondents will likely fail the question.
The Reason for this write up is that some Peoples ignorantly love to use the phrase "IGBOS and NIGER DELTANS".
Its wrong and an embarrasement to the intellectual mindset.
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First, What is a Delta?
A Delta is a Land area where a River spread into diverse tributuaries before emptying into an Ocean or Sea.
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Niger Delta is the delta of River Nigeria.
The USA has Mississippi Delta.
The China has Yangtze Delta.
The Egypt has Nile delta.
And so on.
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In Nigeria, How Is A Niger Deltan identified, lets examine it in three ways and then solve the Igbos and Niger Delta Question.
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1) Niger Delta as Oil Producing Areas?- If Niger Delta is classified by Oil Producing Areas, that mean Igbos, Yorubas, Ijaws, Urhobos etc are part of it.
- Yorubas produce Oil in Ondo state.
- Igbos have Oil producing areas in Ukwa areas of Abia, Egbema, Asa/Ndoki, Oguta, Ogbaru, Ndoni, Omuma, Etche etc.
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So if it is classified by Oil producing areas, that means all ethnic groups in southern Nigeria are Niger Deltans.
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2) Niger Deltans As South South States?- This is the classification many use to define Niger Deltan.
And they even Ignorantly think Igbos are not part of it.
I am an Asa lady from Oyigbo LGA In Rivers state.
I am proudly Igbo and Niger Deltan.
Also the Ndokis, Ndoni, Etches, Egbemas etc are also Oil producing areas in South South and they are part of the Igbo Nation.
Ikwerre, Ogba and Ekpeye may be a battleground of identity issue but they are of Igboid stock.
So you see if we use South South as classification of Niger deltan, IGBOS are part and parcel of it.
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3) Niger Deltan By Virtue Of Geographical Location?
If we go by this classification, that means Edo and Cross River people are not Niger deltans, because there is no delta of the River Niger in their location.
If we go by this classification, that means IGBOS are fully part of the Niger Delta.
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My Final submission is that trying to create Niger Delta without mentioning IGBOS is a big FRAUD.
There are Igbos in the term "NIGER DELTA".
Even the River Niger is a dermacation between two Igbo Cities Onitsha and Asaba.
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The days of divide and conquer are fading away.
I am an Asa/Ndoki person.
Oyigbo is my LGA!
Rivers is my state.
IGBO is my ethnic nation.
And Yes I am a Niger Deltan just like my fellow Igbos like Etches, Ndonis, Egbemas, Ogbarus, Ogutas, etc.
Thank you all.

Amarabae, what an intelligent submission from a lady. Beauty and brains! You are carefully designed by God himself!

You deserve a healthy, black, veiny dick to worship deep down in your moist, damp cathedral.

I won't stop until the priest rings the bell and I shed tears of gratitude deep down the vestibule of your holly chamber

laudate:
Eeyah, my time spent on NL is causing you to have a fit of apoplexy, isn't it? What a pity! Actually, it makes me really happy to see you this mad. Oh, you just always behave true to type, don't you? Remember I asked you to please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity? And you just did!! Well done, boy! Continue to show us just how much filth, muck and deep seated bile exists in your mind.

I noticed I'm the only one you quote his posts back to that's because they hurt you real bad.

I'm the devil to torment you

You go die today.

Seems your parents have long abandoned you and you're unable to marry because no woman will have a second glance at a nauseating adult-child who couldn't clean his own ass after defecating.

Keep forcing yourself on Nairaland to be adopted as an internet baby.

Yam-chewing billygoat
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5569861_2017062914_28_24_jpegb1021a77f540a328ab0d2208393c52ba

Engine design and arrangement still look untidy. When will Japanese manufacturers learn to design engine bays without the hanging and over-crossing cords and wires?

laudate:
Oh boy, 47 wasted years? Are you referring to yourself? Gosh, you must be bloody ancient, o! You are now obsessing about the length of time I spent on NL. Eeyah, why does this fact hurt you to the bone? It is just making you hyperventilate, unnecessarily. Why, I wonder? Are you jealous of my longevity on this forum? The thing is I only drop in here for a few weeks at a stretch, but take long breaks of several months away from the board, when I am busy on various projects. Ok, now that its' clear this issue causes you so much pain, please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity. We all know how you roll!

@ the emboldened, and the retardéd skank takes the pain to explain his wasted years in Nairaland to me and anyone who cares to read.

We don't care how you became mad, grandpa. We just know you're mad, lonely, frustrated and a Nairaland-addict who has incurred black yansh, body odour and unkept facial hairs for the past 11 years of your Nairaland existence.

You feel my disses real good that's why you're trying to explain your lousy life to me. Who cares!!!

Explain it to your parents who should have invested the money for your education in yam plantation and reap bountiful harvest than your depleted life can ever yield.

Idiot. I'm sure if your father ever knew you were just another scum projected from his loins, he would have wañked you off on his bathroom floor so you flow into the sewage pit and be part of the eternal cycle of human waste.

Amoeba!