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Naijahelm:
According to Airfrance, henceforth, Woven bags popularly known as Ghana Must Go, would not be allowed on both Airfrance and KLM flights.

Also, bags packaged with cling film for food or wrapped in shape of ball would not be allowed on board.

http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/06/airfrance-bans-woven-must-go-bags.html?m=1

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laudate:
Nah! Have you forgotten? You were the one who started hauling insults at your own parents. And you have just done so...again! See how you just confessed that 'you are the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister? Do you debt your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out were sired by his favourite dibia?' Now how do you want people to treat your case, with all these vile confessions that keep dribbling from your mouth? Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à?

laudate:
You know what? We all know you have zero respect for your parents. But we are really not interested in hearing how 'bored as your father is over your mother's slackened pussy, or how you are incapable of shame, ' or how 'your father copied the man ploughing Your mother...' They must be distraught by the fact that you have turned out in such an abysmal manner. They must have really tried to instill manners in you when you were growing up, but then you rebelled against them and threw everything out of the window. May God console them. Now, please go back and seek medical help to cure the psychotic illness that has afflicted your soul...

fratermathy:
I came across this laughable plea from IPOB online and as an Urhobo, I found it laughable and delusional. I'll express my sentiments under the post.




My issues with this delusional plea include:

1. The writer couldn't even spell Urhobo well. What he spelt was Uhrobo, not Urhobo. I have met several Igbos lash on others who dared to omit the "g" in Igbo and spelt as Ibo. The fact that someone or a group that supposedly means us well do not even know how to spell the name of our ethnicity is definitely laughable.

2. Urhobos/Isokos HAVE NEVER been a part of Biafra at any point. In 1967, Urhobo/Isokoland was in Nigeria's Mid-West State (previously in the Western Region) and anyone who knows the history of the war well enough knows that the Mid-West was never part of Ojukwu's short-lived Biafra. In fact, the Biafran troops massacred a lot of Mid-Westerners, including Urhobo/Isokos, when they invaded Benin (only Igbos were spared).

3. In the current resurgence for Biafra, Urhobo/Isokos have always maintained their stand. Our apex socio-cultural unions, UPU and IDU, have stated emphatically that we do not want Biafra. We are not Biafrans. We do not want to be Biafrans! This cannot be overemphasised. Apart from our apex groups, many of us have rejected the Biafran cause in the numerous Urhobo-Isoko groups on the social media.

4. Urhobo/Isokos have never been sympathetic to the Igbo cause in any way. In fact, quite the opposite, we have maintained our independence and tilted more towards the West. The average Urhobo man is more at home with a Yoruba than with an Igbo. This doesn't mean we hate Igbos but we simply have more sympathy with our Edoid/Yoruboid kins. This explains the presence of many itinerant and settler Urhobos in Yorubaland, as opposed to Igboland where Urhobo/Isokos hardly venture to. How then can we share a country with people we have no historical, political or cultural ties with? Any Urhobo/Isoko that may be sympathetic to the Biafran cause does so at the personal level and represents his own interest. The voice of Urhobo/Isoko collective interest has been made known already.

5. Urhobos WILL NOT sit at home and do nothing because IPOB asked us to or because Igbos are doing so. It will NEVER happen, today or anytime soon. Such a plea is useless and antithetical to the Biafran cause. Biafrans should aim for an Igboid country and leave Edoid/Yoruboid groups out of it. Urhobo/Isoko is Edoid. Itsekiri is Yoruboid. Even the Western Ijaws which have always been with us tilt more towards the West than anywhere else. How can you want so many dissimilar groups in your "utopia"? Won't it amount to creating another Nigeria when you "drag" uninterested groups to your cause?

I need not tell the writer, IPOB and any Igbo who cares to hear what the answer to this plea would be. The response is not farfetched. Ihwo r'Urhobo guoni Biafra a! Urhobo people are not Biafrans! We may be fed up with Nigeria but we can never leave the devil for the deep blue sea. Igbo is a majority ethnic group in Nigeria and as such contributes to the plights faced by minorities such as Urhobo/Isoko. The Igbo should not absolve itself from the "parasite" status! As far as minorities are concerned, all majority ethnic groups are a threat. Some are much more than some. In this case, Igbos have never done anything for Urhobo/Isokos to trust its motives. IPOB should stop adding us to its agenda or else it'll attract more insults to itself and the Igbo ethnicity. A word is enough for the wise!


Ihwo r'Urhobo v'Isoko, ke mavor owa mlo ota na vwa? Oshe phiyor? Biko vwa me ji tota kparemu me tare na!

Probz:
Try manning up and replying people with direct words and not gifs laudate. You're not funny.

laudate:
ROFLMAO!! Pierce... what?? Hehehe...who would take the words of a clown like you seriously? Everyone can read, and they can all see that you suffer from a deep-rooted psychotic problem. Accept my sympathy. We all know you are so deeply pained, that is why you resorted to expletives. Hehehehe...

Now where was I? Yes, you just called yourself the 'a vagabonding idiot without ancestral history..... Cussed son of a drunken lackey.... Your father owes humanity incalculable debt-- bringing bastard like you whose life holds as much value as the contents of a sewage pit an --apology....Son of a cheap prostitute....' Those words are a befitting description of you! Eeyah, tell the truth. An Itsekiri man must have dealt with you a long time ago. That is why you are still carrying the pain deep within your heart.

Anyway, Laudate is not Itsekiri. So let me leave the Itsekiri folks to give you a befitting answer. Just continue ranting online and providing us all with more entertainment. Daalu!

laudate:
Beautiful... I expected you to respond with another rant, describing yourself in rather foul language and you did not disappoint me. Thanks a lot, for letting everyone know that "you lack honour from your mother who is a dirt-cheap drab selling for as low as a bottle of water,' and you are 'hood rats lower in breeding than a pack of hungry street dogs decided to fúck,' as well as 'a mentally incapacitated imbecilé like you...Inferior swine from a family of ogogoro-drinking peasants...' Now, you have even brought your poor mum into the conversation! Guy, thanks for the free entertainment!! Daalu zi! Don't stop, please....

laudate:
Oh, there is no need to reply you back in your own words. Thank God everyone on NL can read. Since you have just announced to the whole world that you are a 'congenital slowpoke, schlong, dumb, slow, unimaginative and weak as your father's penís, mentally stagnant idiot, Genetically predisposed dummy-dumb-dumb...' , so why should I spoil your fun? You even brought your father's genitals into the conversation. Wow!! Is that how little you respect your own father? Anyway, continue describing yourself with such negative words. It shows the amount of self-hate you have in your soul. Who am I to deprive you of your fun? Here, have the floor.... Feel free to continue ranting...

isalie:
Make we hear word. Which kind nonsense British citizen. Okonta albino forming British. See insult. Do you think any original British Nigerian person fit survive kuje and later house arrest eating akpu everyday in anambra abi na where the maga dey sef?

Ajewealth123:
wetin guns and ammunitions dey do for their house?
No smoke without fire bro

laudate:
Yeah...thanks for letting us all know that you are actually the 'poo of a poorly fed dog.' That attribute must have been conferred upon you at birth.

TheUmbra:
I totally disagree with you here. There's a grave and evil injustice deliberately perpetuated against Igbos by the northern political elites. There's no visible federal presence in the whole of the south east. The south east is the only region that was cut out from the current railway project.

So much marginalisation. Somebody got to takd serious measures against these northern vultures. Nnamdi Kanu is that someone. He has my full blessing.

Believe me, until the north stares a real breakup of Nigeria in the face, they'd hold on to the status quo perpetually.

woodcook:
Boxing with the child of a crack LovePeddler? Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria, keep telling us your generational history. So the above is what your father told you how he got into mining your ashawo kobo kobo mama ass? What a nice and considerate father you have got. Since that is your father's story, please you can now tell us how you got into the business of ass mining? We are all ears chairman ADAN.

woodcook:
Your family more especially your olosho kobo kobo mama and ass miner papa have got a long history. Keep the story coming in, we are all ears.

woodcook:
Boxing with the child of a crack LovePeddler? Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria, keep telling us your generational history. So the above is what your father told you how he got into mining your ashawo kobo kobo mama ass? What a nice and considerate father you have got. Since that is your father's story, please you can now tell us how you got into the business of ass mining? We are all ears chairman ADAN.

woodcook:
keep licking your own balls in self-aggrandizing. Einstein chairman ADAN

woodcook:
I am canvassing for the rights of people to live free of from people like you. Ironically you are enjoying that right by being able to Bleep someone in ass (non-traditional way of having sex) while you go ahead and preach that homosexual should be kill.

What gives you the right to drill people's ass while others are denied the rights to participant in whatever way they seem fit to get off (as long as no minor is involved and no one is being coerced)

woodcook:
Kill me for wetin. Ashawo pikin wan kill me? Dey there dey open teeth.

Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria na your ass miner papa you go kill no be me. On a serious note you can still save your mama from you and your father. The time is now. I know she was raised as a crack LovePeddler but I am sure she can still get help. As for your papa like I said he is far gone as for you turn your life around or you will soon become a statistic of police killing.

Like I said before you should stop being a closet hate-filled homophobia, people are more accepting these days. You can come out now and stop spreading your family history online.

woodcook:
Keep telling us your family history. You son of ashawo kobo kobo. I am not dissing you, I am just telling you the plain truth. You and your father should stop drilling your crack LovePeddler mama ass. Being the Chairman of Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria on NL does not mean you and your father should keep drilling the crack LovePeddler of a mama ass. After reading your family history I still believe that there is hope for you, you mama still has the possibility of being fixed as for your papa is a already dead at least that burden is off your shoulder.

You can try and fix your life and see make something good out of it before you either die from drilling ass or shot from behind my cops for being a hood rat.

woodcook:
I am not dissing you, I am just saying what you are. Son of an ashawo kobo kobo mama. I know you and your dad enjoy drilling you mama ass. I am sure no sensible outsider will even touch your mama with a ten-foot pole expect slowpoke like you and your ass miner father. Like I said you can still take your mama to the nearest women health center to get treatment for her gaping ass hole. As for your ass miner father I am sure he will soon die from std and as for you. That you are a hate-filled son of a crack LovePeddler whose father out of neglect forced into ass mining too, you can still get out the ghetto and not live the same hood rat life your parent lived. That you are born into it my your ashawo kobo kobo mama does not mean that you will end like them.

Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria, you can still make it out and not end up like your crack LovePeddler ashawo kobo kobo mama.

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life, who has been promoting homosexuality in a public forum.

Your mom should have her ovum surgically removed without anaesthesia so she doesn't produce more bastards as burden on earth.

You and your siblings should be filed in a single line with your libertine father in front and burnt alive and your brains donated to autism for the study of primatology how humans are still inferior to apes at birth.

Hahahahaha I go kill you today