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patrickdarlins:
life sentence is almost same as death sentence na....just dat deat sentence comes instantly...while life sentence the person will be dying gradually..and finaly dies off with hard labour...

me go just sentence dem to death oo...nonsense!!!!

softapples:
dnt worry, by twelve dis night, dnt b late

BRIGHTRIVERS:
see d house they call uncompleted ...simply becos they hv not yet buit a Helipad and Banquet hall? If dis is what u call uncompleted den my house is 20%completed Tts even painted? Oga Vp ur house is 101% complete! I fit even abandorn my house nw to stay in dat said uncompeted buildin ...

softapples:
prepare the sacrifice, lemme call shut to assist u

wheesin:
But wait first..who Re we job seekers, the elephant or the lions.

izutex007:
A group of lions attacks a young elephant. After receiving a few bites and scratches, it seemed like the elephant’s hour had come. Fortunately for him, the elephant shows us that the best winning strategy implies a little bit of thinking.

nickkylawve:
When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell.

In fact, a man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid.

Ladies have received earfuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar.

Here are 4 of them:

1) “I’m already erect. I’ll suffer pains.” A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have s3x – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2) “I love you.” This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that s3x for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3) “I’m a v!rg!n.” Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the v!rgin!ty. It just might be true though.

4) “You’re the only one I’m seeing.” This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honeycomb..

ECOTERRORS:
You must be stupid for that comment, don't you know your account can be trolled.

Cc lalasticlala seun Ishilove check this troll

ECOTERRORS:
just Shut up, I mean Shut up , just fvcking shut your mouth up before thunder will shut it for you. How can you denigrate Bishop Kukah to that level, Do you know his antecedents. Just shut up please. You guys have messed up this country with pull him down syndrom

whizqueen:
I bet you enjoyed it more than you imagined

koppa:
lol yeah they're for you Queen...thanks anyway for making the whole thing fun..time to get a proper weekend sleep...

whizqueen:
Ewwwwwwwwwww

This is love

Congrats bestie, Princeparix


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