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IyaIode:
Fstranger uses the moniker Le ostrich these days

I'll be on the look out for him.

I actually thought one of the "Elphen0menal" series is his new handle.

MayorofLagos:
Lol.

Lol.

I need to find that thread.

Physics almost cried that day.

yetseyi:
okaay

Ikokore only. I only hearabout the obiripo, dont know how it looks for tastes.

Amen but when did you become a pastor, I am surprised sha you should start taking christainity serious I think.
Its just so saddening such happened.May one not be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Lool.

So you're gonna feed me ikokore, yes? You have to make it tasty and rich with seafood.

I've always been a prayerful guy, though I'm not a Church person and I don't subscribe to all the religious extras. I believe in the most high and I know prayer is the answer. Prayer connects the body, spirit, and inner voice and also helps you speak to ya destiny.

MayorofLagos:
She's still here. Pops in, read, say one or two things and departs.

Are you sure?

Darn!! That chic has a big mouth on her - mouth so sharp, it can cut iron.

I remember when she had a go at PhysicsQED on the Django thread - Physics was shivering and mumbling incoherent comebacks. I've never seen Physics act so weak in my life.

Mouth of the fury.

raumdeuter:
fstranger aka Kayode has no beef with anyone. He was just a super troll

he created a-z stranger series, then reversed it to stranger a-f series. When he sees that you are posting and maybe people are liking your posts he would just try to get under your skin. He did with ekt-bear, gbawe, katz, Sagamyte, everyone

Aare the way stranger trolls was after all his stranger series were banned he would pick on poster and create a mimic monicker like Ilovetpia to troll tpia. fuckmukina for Mukina etc

When he started his fight with Sagamiite he created Fagamite, mitofag etc. Later he started the papatosibe monicker series and later Igbaodun series before I lost count

Stranger was just a bored medical student

Ekt-bear and Sefago were cool dudes too, very smart guys

Loool.

Fstranger was a cool guy. He wasn't that active when I got here but we did chat a few times.

Odunnu used to think we're the same people. I had to correct her like several times that we aren't the people. Then some gb0liwe chic, who's most likely Odunnu's alt handle, made the same accusation as well. I till don't know how I'm fstranger, to be honest.

Thiefofheart is another NL I'll like to see come back. She was active for a while during the world cup last year. I don't know what happened to her again.

1bkay3:
You like amala?

Of course I miss you, I miss everyone

Lol.

I don't want to throw shades at my amala folks. But I can only eat amala via ya lips by lipsing the remnant of the one you munched in Ibadan. What say you?

Why add everyone?

yetseyi:
Well maybe but if I need something like a cake,or services like catering photography or even buying some goods nairaland is one of my options. It doesnt mean one wont apply common sense anyway.

Ikokore is basically an Ijebu dish, not pleasant to the eye but very tasty. There's also ojojo another version of ikokore also made from water yam but fried.

Theres obiripo( thats an ancient meal I think) from cornI think.

Off topic: I am viewing the pictures of the robbery on FP and the fact that its where I visit often for banking activities makes me shiver.

Do you want to make ikokore?

Obviously, you just have to be vigilant at all times, even if it's not NL.

I know ikokore but I've never heard of the other one.

So which of the two can you cook? And don't tell me you're not a good cook.

You just have to be very careful. But no weapon fashion against you shall prosper...the most high will always protect you. It's tough out there and most folks are just trying to survive. You just have to always pray for God's protection when folks allow their survival instincts to make them savages, so as not to be collateral damage.

bukster:
Thank you for informing me. If this is true then it is very shameful. I can't believe that the federal government would allow their borders to be taken over by Beninese people. I hope the situation is sorted out very quickly.

Since it is not about Yoruba people or Yorubaland I will
stop posting about it here.

If they could allow a ragtag BH group turn into the world deadliest terrorist group and allow cow jockeying Fulanis climb to number 4 on the world's deadliest terrorist group list - then anything is possible.

follypimpi:
My Jam

Is "Exhibit D" out?

I thought the classic "Exhibit C" was the last of the series, no?

I fvcks with Exhibit C though - heavy tune.

My Uzi still weighs a ton, check the barometer/
I'm hotter than the muthaphuckin' sun/ check the thermometer
I'm bringing ancient mathematics back to modern man

This is where they attacked:

Baruten

Baruten is a Local Government Area in Kwara State, Nigeria, sharing a long border with the Republic of Benin. Its headquarters are in the town of Kosubosu. It has an area of 9,749 km² and a population of 209,459 at the 2006 census.
The postal code of the area is 242.

The Baruten LGA includes a part of the Borgu Game Reserve

bukster:
It is in Kwara so they could very well be Yoruba villages

Those are not Yoruba villages - they're bariba/borgu villages.

The Bariba folks are in Nigeria and Benin. However, majority of them are in Benin.

yetseyi:
loool @ toilet but people still do good business deals on NL, A lot of businesses had their first clients from here. I would have thought it would be a nice place to network, personally I have gained a lot of info on nairaland.

Its so disheartening

But honestly NL is a good place to be when you want to laugh, some peoples comment are soo hilarious.

The hate is also very real but then I got to appreciate diversity in opinions and the mentality people have. I used to think everybody is reasonable and try to think logically but I realised the opposite but then thats the beauty of it diversity in opinions everybody cant be the same.

Toilet is my pseudonym for NL.

Folks might be doing business on here, like any other shytehole. But the forum isn't a secure place for business, unless you don't mind getting swindled. It's basically just like gumtree, albeit 1 million times worse.

I see you evaded the Ijebu dish question.

So what quintessential Ijebu food can you cook and explain the content? You need to educate me cos I don't know much about Ijebu dishes.

coogar:
still very busy....
i will be back to address the ignorant bastärds talking trash on this thread.

fasten your seat belts - there's a sting in the tale. in the next 3 hours, you would all witness why it's unwise to label coogar a scammer.

tick tock, bïtches!

Lool.

Cougars never die. Just tag me when you post ya own exhibits, so we can give it an appropriate title.

BABE3 has already given us Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C, and even Exhibit D Jay Electronica is yet to release and might release in neverland. That's if his album ever gets off the shelf.

Regardless, I don't see how you can wriggle ya way out of this, especially with the classic Exhibit C and D on this thread.

tupacshakur:
Calm down, bro!

Let it slide.

CabbieAC:
Baba mi ni suuru.Lets take it easy

One love!

Iya Agba eyin na eni suuru

Make we no fight

I'm calm.

I just logged on to the tripe and I had to shut her up before she and the other chic take it too far and make me mad.

Even if you're trying to joke, you can't be doing that on that thread. A scammer is being exposed and all those chasing him are also scammers. Just leave the scam thing alone and let them do their thing. But don't drag me into what has nothing to do with me.

I'm bless, brothers. Back to regular programming.

IlekeHD:
I swear. It's so unnecessary. Why would I fight him based on someone else's fight?

I even used style to ignore his insults.

Unnecessary.......keep things moving.

What the fvck are you talking about?

You insulted me by saying, "shymmex is scammer" especially a thread about a scammer and I returned the favour by calling you out.

Aren't we even? So why act sanctimonious? You've lost ya fvcking mind.

IlekeHD:
Do me a favor and stop quoting me about the nonsense that's getting you to behave like a child. I'm trying my best to keep this unnecessary "fight to the minimum".

Apologies have been made, so save the story for the gods. Lemme enjoy the view. No be only you get mouth o.

You done lost ya darn mind.

Just learn how to talk next time.

IlekeHD:
----

We're even now.

But you naij chics need to start learning how to talk to people and know that there's a big difference between a joke and an insult. Now you feel slightly insulted when I returned the favour, but was laughing when you directed yours at me, no?

That was the same way the illiterate owanbe lunkhead babyy124 went to attach my handle to some alt handle tripe that had nothing to do with me the last time in the family section. Like WTF? The owner of the alt handle was on the thread but the idiot couldn't resist the urge to spout my handle on there cos I joke around with her.

tupacshakur:


Shymmex baba!

I think the Nikkygal chic is married. She mentioned her Mother-in-Law in the post I talked about. So road no dey for that side at all.

You know, I really don't like 'em chics lovin' me for my "book-smarts". Trust me, my Resume is quite impressive but I don't flaunt it at them. I love them adoring me for my "street-smarts", instead.

But on my part, I think I prefer them "book-smart". I once wooed a very "book-smart" girl 'cos she was good at Chess. We were getting along well till she saw me smokin' weed with a fellow chess mate. She said she couldn't handle the weed-smoking part, so I let her be.

Candy? That moniker seems familiar.

Candy, where are you? Oya, report here sharp sharp!

MIL? - now she's taken, unless she wants to place away games at yours.

We're somewhat the same but I prefer chics that're book-smart and also somewhat street-smart. With that, relations won't be that difficult. Also, personally, I like keeping it real with and telling them my background, so as not to let them get carried by believing the dapper guy they see is 100% me. I'm a compilation of so many things. Product of my environment. And regardless of whatever status I get to in life or my achievement(s), I know certain influences will never go away - hence they have to be able to live with the aspect if it pops up. So whenever they catch me messing with zoot and getting spiritual, all they can do advice/help me to stop.

Yes, I like ya outlook on marriage - I share the same outlook as well. But it's difficult to find a decent chic that'll just have kids for you without you putting a ring on it. That's the price you have to pay for the ultimate prize. Unless you want a chicken-head that's looking for an eighteen years meal ticket.

Where candy at? The doozy tupacshakur wanna say wagwan.

IlekeHD:
Shymmex, I choose to address you here. I will apologize for joking around with your handle.

WTF is the naij hustle? I'm slightly insulted. I don't need to brag dude, even as a student, I make enough money to buy you so don't bring that scam ish my way.

Calm da heck down. Jeez.....

Oh, you feel "slightly insulted" but I'm a robot and I don't feel insulted for the utter disrespectful way you attached my handle to scam tripe, no? Learn how to watch ya mouth and the limit to which you talk. I know it's natural for most naija chics to be utterly disrespectful, but there are certain things you don't joke about.

Naija hustle is naija hustle - it's effing fraud. That's why the thread was created and why coogs who leads a fake life on here was busted.

Calm down for what? Go read what you posted and come back to apologise for chatting shiit.

andromida:
Yeah i thought i will see your preferred type.

Now that you are born again i feel happy for you renewing your mind and all that.

Loool. What's my preferred type? And this is me thinking ya complete package was my preferred choice. Oh well.

I got born again a few months ago after discovering that lusting over strippers and chics with big batty and spraying dem paper was bad investment. Hence I started giving them copper and steel - and I created a new reality for myself. Hehehehe.

IlekeHD:
Shymm3x is a scammer, but a scammer with a heart. He'll take good care of you if the batty is just right

Listen ileke, you can joke all you want but keep my handle off the scam nonsense. There should be a limit. That's ya naij hustle and I'm sure 90% of all the folks on this thread, including you and those chasing coogar, have at one point done it. We know how you lot get down.

Don't throw that ish around my way. I don't get involved in naij hustle. And tell the other chic to keep my handle off her posts.

andromida:

Hmm...where's my kiss?

Err...why did you check my DP?

You wanted to see the new humongous batty I've got on there, no?

I'm a born again Christian now - the old has gone with the old. It's a new dawn.

andromida:
Yeah nice guy.

That's my android.

Now, come give papi a hug and a kiss.

andromida:
Your girls get the pennies. You Mean.

Lool.

They get copper and steel. I'm a nice guy and I can't be giving chics paper.

Copper and steel are more expensive than paper, innit?

1bkay3:
Lol

Naija was actually cool, I was only in Ibadan for about 2 days, gorged on enough amala to last me an entire lifetime lol

Ayyy, have I missed anything?

Lol.

Darn! I guess you're protected all through winter then cos nothing repels cold better than amala. Got some to share with ya darg?

Err...I bet you miss me, alie? Don't be shy now.

raumdeuter:
Whats your original ID.

Shymexx, Whats Kimoni original ID

Lool.

I need to contact CIA/GCHQ/MI5/MI6 for that.

tupacshakur:
Shymmex baba!

I think the chic is married. I spotted a reference to her "hubby" in one of her past posts.

I don't chase married babes. I will only consider them if and only if she is the chaser, after which I will tread with extreme caution as I know the deadly effect of "Thunderbolt Magun", especially the alakuko variety.

As per Poetic justice, I watched a Tupac documentary in which he claimed that b!tch, Janet Jackson demanded an HIV test of Tupac from the producers of the movie, for her to act the romantic and raunchy scenes with him. I hated that B!tch since then.

Shymmex, I wouldn't mind you recommending me to some other thug-loving Yoruba chics out there. I think it's high time I made a baby. I'll love to see the other Non-thuggin' part of me, you know.

Loool.

Are you sure, nikkygal, is married? Chics refer to anyone they're dating these days as "hubby". We need to see her ring to confirm that, without the ring, I'm not buying it. It's a competitive world and you just have to compete if ol'boy hasn't put a ring on it yet. He definitely can't be the best of both worlds like you - supremely educated and supremely street smart. Like seriously, how many supremely book-smart and educated folks whose penmanship is top-notch do you know that's also street smart? That comes with the territory, my thugmagnificent brother.

Yes, Janet Jackson was acting stush - but when Pac gave her the kiss of life/death in that movie, her life was never the same afterwards. She melted and he would've smashed her, if she didn't run. She had to run from him lol. Tupac was a legend and chics loved this nyggah like they love tampons. You're our own tupacshakur and you need to keep that legacy alive.

There's one called "Candy" - I think she has a little bit of thug in her but I've never chatted to her. Just read some stories she posted and she tries to inject a few street slangs in her posts. Never really paid attention to her, but I shall be on the look out for you. The rest that I know love money and I don't think any Yoruba G should be a sucker. But don't worry, I've got ya back like the verizon man and I'm going to find one before the end of this week.

IlekeHD:
Please abeg, I don't miss him

Aare doesn't know what he'll be doing to himself.

@Aare
tpia would actually enjoy you trolling her.

You know you miss that nyggah.

That's ya boyfriend.

raumdeuter:
Aareonakakanfo

Don't even try to troll tpia. She's a super troll only fstranger can match her.

I miss fstranger. Is he still around. The funniest Nlder ever.

Shymexx did you ever meet fstranger

Yes, I saw him a few times and we chatted as well.

But it seems he and ekt-bear had some beef they were dealing with.

We need ekt-bear as well. That nyggah loves rhetorical questions and using mathematical symbols.

I hope his sister isn't troubling him anymore tho.

Still reading and doing catch-up.

This thread moves faster than Usain Bolt.

Aareonakakanfo:
Before I go further,legend has it that you drink water from a colander.Please I'd like to know how true that is.One of your students told us

Ah agba awo to n fi ase momi

So you're the famous Onreflection aka Eguerilla Professor Shymm3x has been telling us about.

Then its safe to say you're the Professor's Professor . The only professor left is Professor Pukkah.

We already have Profs Katsumoto and Terracotta here

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YOU'RE WELCOME SIR!

Speaking of ARG,I thought they are more of Pro-PDP

And as per DAWN,I don't think there's much support from PDP governors.

Fayose always has something negative to say.Mimiko hardly attends meetings

Loool.

Let me join you in greeting our Emeritus Professor and the big uncle from the Southside, our own Prof. (x5) OnReflection.

Only Prof. Pukkah is missing from the party.

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pcicero:
That explains it bro.

That's why you see naija boys jumping upandan chopping life anyhow after making small cash.

We can never be discreet about anything. It's ingrained in our DNA.

Still, crime doesn't pay

Lol. Word.

While Patel would take his proceeds from fraud to open an off license and invest in real estate. Ade and Iyke would take theirs to LA Lounge or Steam bar and spend it on Champaz and chics who love the lifestyle. Also, make noise everywhere about it. Then buy a car they know they won't be able to maintain cos proceeds from fraud is never constant - it's seasonal.

Crime doesn't pay - the proceeds come and go as fast they come. So it's better to build gradually and persevere. And you can't escape getting caught if you turn it into a career. The smart ones are the ones who make a big lump off crime, invest it, and call it a day.