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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 6:58pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
you gotta watch the video bruh lol

ITS ONLY A 5 MINUTES LONG NEW CLIP

I just watched it now and it's about Chinese ships around the US and a Chinese military parade with weapons folks never knew they had.

I need more celestial message for the 3rd eye, bigger bredrin. grin

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 6:35pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
--

Big bredrin, can you break it down fi ya bredrin in celestial language?

No time for videos right now.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 6:32pm On Nov 23, 2015

tupacshakur:
Shymmex, you sure must have broken a lot of hearts, mehn!

Not that I'm bent on getting a wife on here, you know. I just think the possibility should not be ruled out.

Social gatherings? I don't like parties, you know.

Church? I'm an Atheist.

The scouting continues.

Lool. I'm a good guy - I don't break hearts. I just spread love the Brooklyn way like the Notorious B.I.G. I'm forever cool with all the chics I've ever linked. Shyte, I've got sisters - so I gat treat every chic like my sisters, you get me? grin

I swear I remember the flat head chic you picked from here. I was on that thread and it started as a tribal war before the before you started talking about ya qualifications...and that led to famzing. Alie? If it's that one - I was also on the thread clowning them as well, but I was just LOL-ing and we did chat on the thread.

I don't do parties as well. But every summer, I get invites to loads of parties via Uncles, family members, friends, acquaintances etc. I just pick the ones I know would be live and where my crew would be present. We never stay in the hall proper - we just go there, get food, give whoever is doing it gifts, and jam outside drinking and having banter. And when the chics come outside or we spot any nice ones - mandem just move to them and do what it do. Trust me, you get nice chics easily at weddings.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 6:19pm On Nov 23, 2015

9jacrip:
I thought about this before I placed my post but I decided to leave it open in order to learn.

I'll read further on your submission.

Once you know that the Oniru is Ijebu, that'll tell you how far the Ijebu coastline extended pre-Nigeria. Even Lekki was given to Portuguese (or was it Dutch? - I need to check my archives for which of the two) traders in the 17th or 18th century or so by the Awujale for trade cos the Ijebus had Epe and Ikorodu.

There's a book on google scholar on it. I can't remember the name now but I've posted screenshots from the book before during numerous discussions in the culture section back in the day, under my old handle.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 6:09pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
[b]brah i just told you wars are manufactured. its not ussr vs usa fighting. the elites of usa and ussr are working together. its the peons in usa vs the peons in ussr. usa is sorrounded as we speak. lots of russian submaries and chinese submaries have sorrounded usa from canada to cuba. you have to get out of this thinking two countries are actually fighting each other and the winner is based on who is stronger. thats not the case. this is a case of setup. someone is being setup cuz of 18 trillon debt. and one thing you also fail to understand is that the usa is a corporation owned by bankers in england, so the owners have no problems selling it off to china because they have cashed out, hence the 18 trillion debt. so basically this is a setup. the elites have setup the americans for china because china has come to collect. point being the usa as you know it is now finished. it is now chinese territory while the elites who own it are in england. so usa is not a country. its a sinking corporation[/b]

Loool.

Big bredrin ah drop da celestial message pon de bludclart babylon ya noe. Arghhh, it seems I've got flu - where lemsip at? Any celestial prayers fi flu, big rasta? grin

1). I know the US is a British corporation owned by London, hence everything that represents power there is located in the DMV - the axis that King James built. And that's the most guarded area in America and its heartbeat. That's why higher minds call London the brain and belly of the beast that controls the fang made in Amerikkka. Are you following me, big bredrin?

2). I know the elites control the world and everything is a smokescreen and we're all pawns. But I still don't believe the elites from the East work together with the elites from the West. I believe there's a rivalry cos the elites of West believe they're superior to the elites of the East. However, some elites in East do play both sides of the aisle.

3). I doubt the US is surrounded - both China and Russia aren't ready for war yet. And I don't think the banksters and plutocrats who sponsor every war are ready for now. Then again you might be right cos the Pope, who's part of the top elites, did say that this is beginning of world war 3 last week. However, I still have my doubts.

So can you expatiate further? You know I'm a big fan of ya celestial message, big bredrin. grin

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 3:54pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
lol yup its all a script that is being acted out. the crescendo will be towards the end of november / beginning of december when ussr attacks usa. like i always said, wars are manufactured. no two countries are that pissed with each other to war with each other. all wars have been manufactured from the top and will continue to be manufactured. in this world nothing is what it seems. its a matrix. its more spiritual than you think but i know you dont believe in the spiritual

Are you sure Russia will attack the yanks, or the other way round? I know The Economist predicted mushroom smoke synonymous with nuclear weapon use this year, but I don't know how that is going to play out. And I don't think Russia is ready for war yet. Or perhaps whatever nuclear attack being predicted is going to come from the bogeyman, ISIS the ragheaded bandits.

I think there will be a next terrorist attack this year - don't know who will take the collateral damage. Russia took one with the plane crash. France just got its share. Who's next? Any celestial message on that, big bredrin?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 3:35pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
conquering parrot of biafra haha. yeah the whole paris thing was a false flag. very curious day they chose too. friday the 13th . but like i said from the start, the mandate has been issued for the white man to end his empire. hence this whole charade and facade. the gods have appeared and are waiting for the collapse

Lmao! Conquering parrot of Biafra. grin

Coincidental the death squad unleashed venom a few days after CIA Chief, John Brennan, visited Paris. We all know wherever John Brennan visits, trouble starts afterwards. He visited Ukraine and the country went up in flames afterwards. grin

Also, coincidental it kicked off during the France vs Germany match. By coincidence, a lot of the "perpetrators" carry Syrian passports. By coincidence, it moved to Mali, Germany, and Brussels. And in one big voice, the East and West aligned to start the bombardment of Syria.

Hmmm...I get you, big bredrin. The righteous black man finna keep his 3rd eye open. It's deeper than rap. grin

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 3:20pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
haha babylon on fire as we speak brethren. nuff terrorists on the rampage shooting up the spot. looks like its going to be a very interesting festive period. yeah trust me you aint missed much. some pedophile politician from kogi state kicked the bucket, and nnamdi kanu appearing in court looking like someone who has been eating garri and beans for 2 years straight. thats all you missed. nothing much bruh

I hear that, big bredrin. Dem ah blue bloods fi plan and execute da bomboclart terrorist thing. Errthing ah smoke screen dem ah plan fi months to fool the sheeple. Da righteous ah see wagwan but da sheeple afi get caught up inna da matrix. Dem bludclart chi chi man unleashed the death squads pon babylon months ago and dem do their bomboclart thing fi stage to stage, for something bigger. Interesting times ahead.

Pedophile poliTHIEFcian afi kick bucket? Collateral damage and a pawn on the chessboard. grin

Kanu the conquering parrot from biafra - too bad that nyggah ain't mouthing off anymore for comic relief. grin

Big things a gwan pon de rasclart forum inna da last few days, yano.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 3:06pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:
dayummmmmmmm bredren where yo ass been at ? i know yo ass wasnt locked down in holloway or wormwood scrubs ?

Nah, big bredrin.

Babylon fi born if dem ah try persecute the righteous black man from Ethiopia, the promised land.

Selassie the conquering lion of Judah. grin

Wahh ya say? Finna see errthing ah gwan pon de forum inna da last few days, rasta?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court by Shymm3x: 2:54pm On Nov 23, 2015

sukkot:

Look who the cat dragged out.

Big bredrin, wagwan?

Errthing bless, rasta? grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:13pm On Nov 23, 2015

This one is highly creative and it did crack me up. grin

So Ibadan folks can be this creative and highly sophisticated? Amala ain't bad after all. grin

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Nigerian makes history for first restaurant in the world where waiters serve customers on hoverboards (segway)

Nigerian entrepreneur went viral after he was featured on CCTV NEWS for introducing the first restaurant in the world where waiters speedily respond to customers on hoverboards/segway.

Morakinyo Tytbones, a graduate of Electronics & computer engineering at the Lagos State University, runs a beautiful hot spot high profile restaurant in Ibadan south west Oyo state, Nigeria where customers are served meals by waiters on Hoverboards.

When he was asked why he spent $1000 (more than 200,000 Naira) each on hoverboards per waiter/waitress, he said: 'This innovative idea was born in order to impress, satisfy and move swiftly to orders from our customers"

He added that: "The hoverboard/segways also makes food serving more classy and stylish"
Morakinyo’s Father, Mr Kolawole Olalekan was the Assistant General Manager at minting press of the Central Bank of Nigeria (NSPMC) till year 2000.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 12:26pm On Nov 23, 2015

tpiah2:
give it a rest plz.

You claim to be Ijebu- people from Lagos and it's environs have been travelling overseas for studies for over 300 years.

so just stop trying to "buzzword" Ondo when we all know you are only out gathering info for your paymasters.

Goddamn!! So I get paid and I gather info on a forum populated by sociopaths? - I'm a boss. grin

I love you, tilapia, for the new promotion. cool

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 12:22pm On Nov 23, 2015

tupacshakur:
Shymm3x, you really think I've been clowning around?

If people can meet and get married via Facebook and Twitter, why can't such happen on Nairaland?

I've met a Nairalander with my other moniker, you know and trust me , the relationship could have metamorphosed but she has a flat head and quite older than me. The c0itus was fantastic anyway. . Did I just "Kiss and tell"? No! She doesn't know me with this moniker.

I really don't want to mention names so as not to irk anyone, but trust me, there are some ladies on this thread that I would have loved to ask out but it seems they're all married or something. Some of them even have monikers that just wouldn't inspire you to make a move.

Shymmex, we've got to find a way to inject young ladies on this thread, you know. Young Yoruba ladies that the unmarried ones here can hook up with, in furtherance and betterment of the Yoruba Commonwealth. That's what the thread is all about.

Lool. I thought you were messing around.

I never did twitter and facebook. I did mess with Hi5 when it was popping as a teenager cos that was everyone else was doing and it was the easiest way to meet nice chics outside ya area. Linked some of the most beautiful chics I've ever met on there. Then when myspace became the bomb, did that for a year during my first year in Uni and left it the internet alone. The internet is crazy. I met some naija american chic that scared me off the internet. Can you believe this chic used to ring me for hours almost everyday from the US and we were both teens? In her head, we were going out and only God knows how much she rinsed on phone bills. That ish was scary and after that, I just stayed off the internet thing. That's why I never really did facebook and Twitter...and even on instagram, I just check out people's pictures - that's about it.

I kind of grew into some type of overly observant guy and I pay attention to details too much these. Perhaps it's cos I don't like bring strange folks with negative energy around and cos I had anger issues when I was younger which I've been able to curtail in the last 5/6 years. In life, when you're able to move/grow from being reckless, self-destructive, and wild - to being reserved with a cool head on ya shoulder and a great listener. You just have to stay away from anyone/anything that will re-ignite the old and be safe.

Let me use examples of chics I mess around with on here to paint a picture (I just hope no one will be offended lol):

- There's this smart chic I used to admire from afar but I never chatted to her till one day when she said she has a crush on me. Subsequently, we became buddies and start chatting all the time. After a while, like a real nyggah ought to do, I decided to give her some space and let her breathe. I intentionally stopped quoting her. Then boom, one day she came at me and started asking me why I was ignoring her and questioning why I don't run after her every time I see her online. I was like WTF (in my head - never told her. I just laughed it off)? What type of entitlement is this on faceless forum, especially with someone I don't even know like that? And since you also see me online, how come you never bothered to chat to me? At least I would've responded if she did. That right there is a sign of an entitled and possessive chic that will make ya life miserable with emotional baggage. I still mess around with her but I'm scared of the chic.

- There's a next person that called me an "Ijebu tout" unprovoked in jest on this thread. I laughed it off. However, I know "tout" in English usage isn't offensive, but it's synonymous with thug/riff raff/miscreant in naija usage. So if someone thinks that lowly of you, despite the rapport, why would you want to be around such a person, unless you want to bring negative energy around you? Even when I was a knucklehead during my teen years to age 20 and was doing little dirt on them gully roads, I was able to combine two different lifestyles and no one ever called me a thug/riff raff/miscreant. So I'd rather things like that stay on here than let it happen in real life and in real time.

See when I meet folks in person - after two extensive convos, I know if they're trouble or not. And once I sense trouble, I just cut them off completely. Evidently once you start analysing how shady the internet is - you're always safer by staying away from the madness.

I think you need to hit social gatherings like: Churches, weddings, symposiums, seminars, birthday parties etc. I love weddings though. I never go to a wedding without getting at least one nice chic. You need to try that. At least with that, you'd know what the chic looks like and get the chance to have a decent face to face chat in real time.

P.S: can't be arsed to proof-read anything - ignore the typos. grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 11:35am On Nov 23, 2015

patrickmuf:
lol

Lol.

tupachsakur, I typed a long epistle to ya post on my but I just lost it. I'm going to jump on the computer again and type it again. grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 10:36am On Nov 23, 2015

MayorofLagos:
Yep! After I posted that response I read and thought it was missing something. You completed it empathetically in this opening. SAD!

The mastermind, Adeniran Ogunsaya was an Ijebu man and I dont even think he was AG. I believe he was in NCNC but their visiin was to use Lagos to perfect the template and then deploy hinterland. There was another pilot experiment in Yaba for an industrial cluster but that one failed from mismanagement. When you read letters and old newspaper clippings detailing exchanges between Colonial administrators and the Regional Leaders you will be amused and proud also of Yoruba leaders.

Interesting.

We shall overcome.

Nairaland General › Re: Ken Olisa: The Most Powerful Black Man In Britain by Shymm3x: 10:29am On Nov 23, 2015

Salute to Ken Olisa for winning that title.

But he's a double coconut and coconut juice in one. grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:32am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz,

I'm off the to my sheets.

But before I hit the sheets, I just need to drop this tune. My jam.

The doozy, Fabolous, and the woman with one of the most beautiful voices ever, Tamia, came together to create this ever green tune.

And the model in the video, K.D. Aubert, my teen years crush, and top-3 on my list of the most beautiful women ever - also blessed the tune with her presence.

Enjoy the triple threat and welcome back.

I'm out, yo. grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVucWRs-eWA

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:25am On Nov 23, 2015

MayorofLagos:
Its easy to label Yoruba mumu in agitation for a firm response to Ibo. You probably did not know this but in as much that Ibos solicit constitutional right as backing for its excesses in Lagos, OPC equally assert its stand on the various statutes of law which demands that law and order in society must be maintained at all cost, with emphasis on AT ALL COST!

Word.

That was why I cosigned what the Oba said during the elections.

They can't turn the ancestral land of folks into "no man's land" when they have theirs. AT ALL COST!

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:08am On Nov 23, 2015

MayorofLagos:
Trust me bro...that coup undid all the quick successes implemented by Awo, plus bastardized the many institutions of orderliness that had taken root in Yorubaland since the treaty ending Kiriji.

Baba lo ma pa Ibo!

Sad.

I was in utter shock when I saw the old man they brought from the village in Ondo speaking the English language fluently and educating Wale on some things. And he should be in his late 70s or 80s. My late grandad was also very fluent in English language, but his case was different cos he was born and raised in Lagos and he used to travel everywhere. So that's understandable. But an old man from Ondo? - Awolowo was an enigma!

I read everything you posted about the plans they had for Lagos. Hopefully, folks will educate us on how they planned the other Yoruba cities. Nigeria destroyed Yorubas, I swear down.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:03am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz:
Why the hell are the real Lagosians okay with this?? Is there anything similar to what is going on in Lagos in any Igbo states?? Or are Yorubas the only mumu??

Real Lagosians have had enough.

Did you read what the Oba of Lagos said during the elections?

Well, a lot of Yorubas are docile and idiotic - they act like Nl's resident illiterate molly, luvm1jeje. They like that "sophisticated" title like my Ibadan folks love amala. grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 2:00am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz:
Do we have Obas in Igbo lands? Why do need an Eze of Ondo?? I'm confused. Did anything change after he got beaten??

I don't think there are Obas in Igboland.

And from what I know about unversal cultures about kingship, it's sacrilegious to make yourself a king on a next man's land, without conquering it. Igbos naturally just love causing trouble everywhere.

Anyway, after he was beaten, the Eze title in Ondo was canceled. And I believe the same applies to everywhere in Yorubaland now.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:55am On Nov 23, 2015

MayorofLagos:
Duke, you are crazy..you need Jesus quick!

That visual is hard to overwrite

Loool.

I just wanted to paint a perfect picture of the type of arse whooping Gregory got when Ondo youths pounced on him. grin

From the rapper, Wale's documentary that I posted today - Ondo is quite densely populated.

I never knew that, to be honest.

Even his grandad is very educated and the old man speaks the English language fluently.

Awo definitely had Yoruba up there, before that sad coup. sad

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:49am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz:
Does the leader Gregory installed have any power or influence?? Is the position even recognized among the retailers in the market?

Is Alaba market not in Lagos?? Why do we have an Eze and not an Oba?

You're late.

Gregory was installed as the Eze Igbo of Ondo and cos of his title, he challenged the orders of the King of Akure and installed an Igbo as leader of the market over there.

One thing led to the other and gregory was flogged mercilessly by Ondo youths.

That was what Mayor was alluding to in his parable.

Gregory getting his arse whooped:

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:44am On Nov 23, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
I used to be in that category as well until I learnt the hard way

Talking to her is like screaming at a brick wall.

She'll just end up making you look crazy. grin

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:42am On Nov 23, 2015

MayorofLagos:

Duke tell that chick to inspect her leggings inbetween thighs 'fore she step out.

https://popcrush.com/files/2014/04/chris-brown.gif

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:41am On Nov 23, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
I was about to type the same until I saw your post

MayorofLagos continue ignoring my question

I think he doesn't know the character he's chatting to. grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:36am On Nov 23, 2015

OAUTemitayo:
Are the Okun people not Kogites?
Grouping them with a majority Igala in the first instance against their protest is injustice of the highest order.
Okun people have the right to rule too.

Please ignore.

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:33am On Nov 23, 2015

OAUTemitayo:
Yes. There are other Yoruba's contesting for the position but because of the numerical advantage of the igalas they will lose as usual.
The deputy governorship candidate of APC in this election is a Yoruba and he must be sworn in whether Igala people like it or not.
Enough is enough.

My Ibadan chic is dancing to that:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/24397eb8a9262c184b08069909c46a7a/tumblr_myj6we0QGk1r0d6x0o7_r1_250.gif

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:31am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz:
LoL, it said something about not playing in my country. Listening to "It's not that easy" instead. I was a fan of Lemar when he was relevant. Lol

Hmmm....

The devil is a liar.

Take this (my favourite tune in school, when folks used to call me Mario lol):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:28am On Nov 23, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
My friends are dancing as well

https://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/boratgroupdance5is.gif

Ndi Obo make una come dance

Check out one of the Ibadan chics in my harem/dukedom dancing as well:

https://25.media.tumblr.com/2b1354c3403d8bf8b288937148e9f1ae/tumblr_myj6we0QGk1r0d6x0o5_r1_250.gif

Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:23am On Nov 23, 2015

Sh0llypopz:
I don't like the song Shy.

Hmmmm.....

Try this then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrXB31Znxpk

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Shymm3x: 1:22am On Nov 23, 2015

OAUTemitayo:
No. Supreme court has ruled that the electorate are voting for the party not candidate.

Oh, okay.

So is there anyone from the Yoruba stock in Kogi also vying for the position?

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