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modath:
Shymm3x & Ilekehd,

Pardon my intrusion, but i beg you both please let that tiff go... You are both ignoring each other & me nor likey, not the bawse of either of you but we have forged a camaraderie here that makes it easy to debate contentious issues & then move on without bias..

We can't tell it as it ought to be if there is rancour here, not on anyone's side, just would like you to E Hug it out...

Thank you & remain blessed...

Loool.

It's over with me.

There's a just a place and time for certain jokes. We all know how nutjobs populate this forum. So that type of joke on a thread like that isn't appropriate cos a lot of folks on there will run away with it, despite the fact that they know it isn't true.

If it had been on this thread - I would've laughed it off.

tupacshakur:
Agberos are everywhere, Madam. You'd know this if you have been to other parts of the country.

Go to Onitsha motor parks and see a wild type of "Agberoism". You will know our boys are still learning. Or you think they don't have NURTW and RTEAN in other parts of the country?

We are into sports too, you know. Segun Toriola and Funke Oshonaike dominate in male and female table tennis respectively.

Yorubas dominate extensively in boxing. The average Yoruba guy in Mushin is a natural boxer.

I also follow Chess in Nigeria and trust me, Yorubas dominate there too, even though the current top rated Nigerian chess player is one Kighiga Bomo from Bayelsa state, I think.

We might not be too visible in football, when compared to the Flatheaded ones but trust me, Yorubas do well in other sports.

It might interest you to know that the present female African footballer of the year, Asisat Oshoala is Yoruba. Nigeria's leading all-time goal scorer is Rasheed Yekini, followed by Segun Odegbami. Yorubas sef dey try for Football ooo!

Why did you omit Obafemi Martins and Yakubu? Most people don't even know how good Martins used to be...the guy just never fulfilled his real potentials. Martins ought to have been greater than Drogba and Eto on the African all time great list - he was that good. I guess the fact that he was too distracted in trying to be "cool" and "hiphop" - and I think the death of his mum also messed him up.

I followed his career from Inter when he had that break-out season as a teenager, in the Seria A and Champions league - that was when Inter Milan was my favourite team on Pro Evo. I believe he's also the only Nigerian player to have ever made the list of the best young footballers in the world. And he was top-5 on that list.

I had the opportunity to watch him play live for Nigeria with my pops in 2004 against Ireland. I think that was his first game for Nigeria. This guy scored one of the most brilliant solo goals I have ever seen - similar to the one George Weah scored. He took the ball from his own half and went past players - before slotting in a brilliant goal.

Also, don't forget all the brilliant goals he scored in the EPL, despite the lack of support. That is my guy.

Yakubu was decent as well. Though he's more of a journeyman but you can't deny his record. He'll always be Harry Redknapp's guy lol.

Aaraonakakanfo

I slept off yesterday but the list/topic presentation should be here later in the day.

Candy

My darg, tupacshakur, will take you to the candy shop - ask 50cent, he knows he's real/legit like that lol.

andromida:
Lol.

As long as you are good with your new reality. Happy for you.

Android, you've to be part of this new reality by fire by force...I've got more than enough copper and steel for you.

CabbieAC:
You know say no be everybody sabi ball for here but like I said na you be our new chairman

But its okay by me anyway.

I'll dig up the names now and start the topic.

We can talk about that and also talk about other things on the side.

9jacrip:
The emboldened is actually true about the island though.

Nights and sometimes day with my folksbin that part of Lagos has led to certain moments with folks who use weed in places cops would have outrightly torn down if it were to be on the mainland.

Yes, I messed with zoot out there and it was fun.

And everyone was cool with it like it's nothing.

CabbieAC:
Some people might feel uneasy about that but I no know sha

Na you be the new anchor na

Uneasy about discussing sports? Why?

Obviously, questions have to been asked about why Yorubas in Nigeria aren't excelling in sports like the ones in diaspora.

Gamesmart:
Something is wrong with you, man. You have a coconut for brains.

Loool.

I see the real sagarat resurrecting tomorrow or in two day's time, acting like a rabid dog on this thread.

We know you're also a scammer and ya mugshot is somewhere on the internet.

Just have fun for now - at least I know where to dig up dirt on you, next time you stray.

And I also saw ya pic with man boobs that firstEVA posted.

https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/135/ea0e12d0-03bc-0132-6feb-0add9426c766.gif?

Gamesmart:
Man, your insults just make you look very stüpid.

Bwahahahaha

Sagarat is coping a plea. Coogar definitely has dirt on you.

I just wanna see ya mugshot.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/fb6290c5b4a184114ba54df5fad482b9/tumblr_inline_ns65erVFHQ1sgsc86_500.gif

Gamesmart:
Shym3x, you are quite foolish. Don't try and deny you are the one that opened that account. You are the accuser. You are scared of Sagamite. I have told you I am not him.

Biitch arse nyggah, scared of who? Same re.tarded sod I chew all the time for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

I don't need alternate handle to annihilate that illiterate. I saw the thread and the post. Checked the two handles' post history and the similarities are damning.

So I reiterate: why are you scared of using ya sagarat handle on this thread? Why can't you be man enough to ask him questions like the rest of us have done under ya real handle?

Ralphlauren:

Big Ralph, have you got any dirt on sagarat?

@Wonlasewonimi

Big Uncle, don't you think sagarat and gamesmart are the people?

Gamesmart:
You and your fake moniker are the only people linking me with Sagamite. So admit you opened the account.

You're an idiot. This was where ya illiterate arse was busted (below). Anyone with half a brain would know the handle isn't mine. However, everything the accuser said is legit, if anyone can follow ya post pattern under both handles - albeit you're a loner and a rabid troll under the sagarat handle.

So the question is: why can't you be man enough to face him under ya real handle?

Swagger089:
Unbelievable; hahahahaha see tory nawa. As the thread dey die down I say make I come spice am up small make the gist dey flow; hehehehe.

[b]@Wonlasewonimi; your eyes and your detective radar are very sharp regarding Gamesmart aka Sagamite. They say they have their own writing style when you mentioned it abi; I just dey laugh. I sensed it was him myself when I saw the analysis as that is exactly how Sagamite does his analysis. In fact go back to his posting history and you’ll clearly see that they post the same way. He is a good boy when he is using Gamesmart as he doesn't abuse people that much with this monica but a bad boy when he is using Sagamite as he abuses people a lot with that monica. There was a post I was reading on a thread and the similarities was just too much and I saw Gamesamrt instead of Sagamite as the poster. That was when I now went through their post history and the same way Gamesmart uses punctuation mark, apostrophe etc is the same way Sagamite uses it and he even mentioned Sagamite’s monica in one of his post. Anyway they can deny all they like. Let Funlord, Thesonofmark, and Nihilist do their own detective work to check this as they are the Sherlock Holmes of NL hahahahha. Back to topic jare.[/b]

@Swagloverss aka Coogar; I just dey laugh; you fall hand like seriously to hide behind this female monica. I knew from the beginning that it was you especially when you jumped in straight away and started defending yourself up and down the whole place; chai you be real confirm. How did I know: you made a comment and rather than you to use the word “HE” referring to Coogar you used “I” and viola; you were busted. You come up with the idea of going to your lawyer on a Saturday and that you were advised not to say anything further. Didn’t your lawyer advice you not to discuss the case with anyone else as well? So why are you discussing and presenting evidence to Swagloverss?

Listen mate, the lawyers that open during the weekend are mostly immigration lawyers and that’s because immigration is a 24 hour thing hence, their being open to offer their services. Your lawyer is not an immigration lawyer abi nah them you hire to defend you? Gadamitt, that your defence was a big fat lie. In regards to releasing Babe3 pictures you know that you can go to prison for that if you try it as it is now a law and an offence to do such in the UK. Remember say Daretodiffer wey dey involve with law don warn you oh so no think say because you dey another place for Europe as you want make we believe dem no go catch you; I dey laugh and sorry for you; try am and you go know whatsup.

Another thing that gave you away was when you made mention that you are going to lunch at 12.13pm and remember the UK is 1 hour behind in Europe and some other places Nigeria included that was the exact time in the UK hence you were posting from the UK and not any other place in Europe as you would have us believe.

Suddenly, someone you meet only a couple of times now knows all your history to the extent that they have access to your iCloud account; hahahahha make I laugh again; you are not good at defending yourself at all at all; this thing don hook you for throat and you take style dey fall hand big time the way you dey yawn up and down the whole place.

You usually defend yourself on the slightest provocation with a caustic tongue on this forum even with only a small insult from someone you will attack them like a rottweiler yet this involves your reputation and you are forming "my lawyer said i should avoid speaking up" and defending yourself. I will only take what Babe3 said with a pinch of salt as there are always 3 sides to a story; Your side, their side and the truth. If what Babe3 said and posted here is genuine and you are not defending yourself against it, then I am really, really disappointed.

I knew from time that there is no way someone who is gainfully employed or running a business of their own would have the time to post 37,000 post using your Coogar's handle as an example and most of them very very long at that and don’t forget that when the tsunami of NL occurred it wiped away a great number of posts otherwise this 37,000 would have even been more. Now compare all your other monica’s Sauron1 alone has 24,000 and others and they run into thousands of post and you say you are gainfully employed? More or less employed on NL. People like you who spend all their time online are usually introverted and communicate online more than in real life. They are also quiet in real life as some who have met you have attested to and they are probably right.

@Babe3; if all you are saying is true then document all your evidence and save them 1,2,3,4,5,6 times etc in case your phone, computer or laptop gets stolen at least you would have the evidence saved else where. But you know say you yourself no try at all. You fall hand wella. Person dey fly you business class ticket, dey buy you all those expensive gifts etc and you know ask am say which kin work you dey do to afford that luxury. You dey chop money dey go without any care in the world. Just note that you fit go prison yourself as an accomplice to the allegations you are making against Coogar as it would be hard to believe that you knew nothing about it. The way you describe the allegations/issues are how those type of people involve in such atrocities carry out their acts. I hope you have learnt your lesson and I admire your courage for speaking up as against being silenced and being blackmailed. Regarding releasing your picture know that if he tries it he most likely would be charged and go to prison as it is now an offence in the UK to engage in such act. Also, I assume you are also trying to get your pound of flesh for the relationship not working out; hence these revelations. When the going was good, who knew anything? Otherwise why did you not say anything before and waited for 8 months to come out; I just had to chip that in as that is what it presently looks like.

@Cherryice; you come out to support an allegation against Jaybee3 that was made and you were asked by Jaybee3 to present your evidence and you decided to say you don’t have the conversation history any longer; something really must be wrong in trying to dent another person’s reputation. Be careful of that and don’t rely on them say them say otherwise you will get yourself into serious trouble one of these days.

@Airmark, Ibime and others; una don ready for Coogar on this forum hahahahaha; chai nah to deal ruthlessly with Coogar nah em remain. Coogar knows that it is no longer business as usual on this forum again for him if he doesn’t put in a good defense over these gross and serious allegations made against him from Babe3.

@Jaybee3; you yourself no try oh; as I don dey hear things about you for the kin things wey you dey do; nah allegations I see them as for now o until proof go show face. I beg clean up your ways o and be good.

@Dayokanu aka Raumdeuter; well don oh as you open thread you come disappear into oblivion hehehehe.

@Timbuktu; hmmmmm I see a few here saying you are Coogars alternate handle. Maybe maybe not; but I am beginning to put 2 plus 2 to make 5 with some of the similarities I am seeing in your style and approach of things with that of Coogar. Freecocoa take note o as both of you are always cat and dog.

I just say make I spice up the thread as I see say the thread don dey die down. I dey greet oh my people; as I dey enjoy the gist wella. I never see Idowuogbo for this thread oh as this kin thing no dey miss am anyway hope you’re cool girl and you dey kampe.

https://www.nairaland.com/2737045/rebranded-sex-olympics-london/113#40116724

You also have a next handle called: "Monica".

Naturalized:
Right, you both should stop @Shymm3x @Sagamite @Swagwhatever89 was one NL oldboys who didnt want to take sides in the matter hence decided to post with an alternate moniker.

Enough of the fvckery already!

Brev, based on what the swagger guy posited - the evidence is just too damning.

This guy and sagarat are the same people. I've checked.

So the question is: why's he doing what he's doing under an alternate handle?

Gamesmart:
You were not the one that opened the account yesterday on the Olympic thread?

Are you nuts, sagarat?

Does the person type like me, or do we have anything in common?

They exposed you on the Olympics thread - carry ya cross and stop feigning ignorance.

The question is: why can't you face the guy under ya real handle? Why are you using proxies?

Be a man and do what r231, jaybee3 et al are doing. Or are you scared cos you know he has dirt on you?

Naturalized:
But where in the name of bejesus is Babe3?

Why scramble offline immediately he appeared?

Ol'girl still loves her man, regardless lol.

They both of them are still going to get back together after a while. That's how powerful this type of love is.

Gamesmart:
So Mister, you are Swagger089 that opened a new account?

It seems you smacked ya head on the brick as a kid lol. What the fecky fvck is swaggeroo9? Even the name sounds re.tarded.

They said you and Sagarat are the same person and the evidence is damning. Since you're on coogar's hit list - I definitely wanna see the dirt on he has on you. I know Sagarat has always been shook of coogz, so I won't be surprised if he's using proxies lol.

coogar:
it should be settled......but some idïots want this circus to go on forever.

Coogz, you shouldn't have sent for r231. I saw the mugshot - just allow it. You don't even need mugshot for everyone who knows what's going on to know that those chasing you and majority of folks viewing this thread have done the same thing at one time or the other.

Just settle everything offline and end the circus.

But hey, if you have any dirt on gamesmart aka Sagarat, you can post that lol. I wanna see that heifer's face.

1bkay3:
Ibadan will always be my city

Cool, what part of Lagos?

Duke ko lmao. What's the difference between 'Ibadan chics' and all the others? We're like, just normal, no?

Lol all these adjectives for me? Nah, I'm pretty mellow, nothing 'razor' about me lol, I just chill y'know

Looool. Now you're keeping it real and trill. Me likey.

Epe but he grew up on the Island - the proper G-ed up area. That is also my favourite place in Lagos...you can't be realer than folks from there. When Nas said, "Imagine smoking weed on the streets without cops harassing you" on "If I rule the world" - he was alluding to the Island. Epe looks like a forgotten village with massive potentials when I went there but I rep the place like a real nyggah is meant to do.

Lool. Nah, it is not even that. It's coincidental that almost all the Yoruba chics I mess around with on here are from Ibadan, hence I decided to run with the title lool. You're part of my dukedom, since you're from Ibadan. Hehehe

Ha! I'll leave that alone for now lol.

BTW, I'm somewhere and they're playing ya tune by Nu Brand Flex - Sas killa, Boya et al.

CabbieAC:
[size=15pt]GANI ADAMS MADE HISTORY IN THE UK : FLOATS OODUA VOICE RADIO STATION[/size]


https://www.ondoevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/11049667_10153699966900782_5939550002038080414_n-300x225.jpg

The National Coordinator , Oodua Peoples’ Congress , Otunba Gani Adams made history yesterday in the Uk when he floated a Radio Station and an Online magazine solely for the promotion of “the pristine Yoruba culture , tourism heritage and tradition”
The inauguration ceremony which was attended by distinguished Nigerians and eminent personalities who commended Otunba Adams for doing the Yoruba race proud ‘
A veteran Nigerian born Britain based journalist , Mr Fatai Ogunribido described the stride of Otunba Adams as “the best thing that has ever happened to the promotion and sustenance of Yoruba culture and tradition in recent time ”
He said that that Oodua Voice has come to stay and would be the best of such station in the UK .
The guests were happy when they tuned to www.ooduavoice.com and listened to a programme anchored by Bubble Master and Lasley Oladigbolu , President , NUJ , UK .


9jacrip,Shymm3x and totit

Its time to dance skelewu

This is what you've always wanted

I hope it won't follow the same tangent as Radio Biafra. It should be more about promoting Yoruba nationalism, history, culture, and subtle propaganda.

Why skelewu? We need "Gobe" for this one - seeee Gobe!

I'm think of starting the football discussion tonight. What do you think?

yetseyi:
loool and loool no need to be scared its just that it the only way I can define digging a particular persons posts watching what someone is saying waiting for when he/she will goof etc etc

Family gathering-once in a while
Thanks giving - once in a long while
Sometimes on fridays -once in a very long while
loool I think I am right with my analysis

Looool. That is NL for you. A lot of folks are just jobless haters and they take this forum too seriously.

Lool. Do you expect me to go every day/ weekend and listen to the same boring/repetitive sermons that start and end with prosperity? Church gets boring after a while and all these pastors are just hustlers anyway.

1bkay3:
Lol nah I actually find you funny

Plus tbh though I claim it as my city, my only real 'tie' to Ibadan is the fact that my dad originates from there, I've barely been there myself, I've visited the city about thrice?

Haha clown all you want

Hmmm...but since ya dad is from there, that should be ya city, alie? My pops is from Lagos and Lagos is my city. I put on for Lagos all the time. You just have to rep ya bits, you get me?

I actually like Ibadan chics tho. Majority of the chics I mess around with on here are from Ibadan, hence I'm the Duke of Ibadan chics lol. I think my ex's mum is from Ibadan but her dad is from Ife or so, but since he was never around, she aligns with Ibadan cos I know every time she goes to naij - she only visits Ibadan.

Anyway, you've a passive and slick razor mouth on the sly. Then again you're Yoruba - so it's expected cos I don't know any Yoruba chic that isn't a slick chatter.

1bkay3:
I'm not aware of them enough to actually have an opinion tbh lol

Lol.

Don't lie, the amala banter got to you, no?

Better get used to it cos that's how I crack my jokes with Ibadan folks. I'm sure you know I've a lot of folks from Ibadan and mum was also born and raised there. Though they're Ijebus and Egbas - they see Ibadan as home. So I've the supreme pass to clown Ibadan.

1bkay3:
Why would you want to lap up the remnants of anything off someone's lips? That's nasty fam lol

Ijebu tout

I'm talking about the one that has become part of ya body. Just wanna lips you for some of the vitamins.

So you don't love Ijebu nyggahs, no?

Sagamite:
I will "cash" him some other time on another thread.

He is too dumb it is so easy and he can't stand the heat when it starts.

Loool

Grandson, you know how grandpa always whoop that arse and make you go on a hiatus to ya alt handle? Whooped that so bad, you started stealing everything I used against you.

Obviously, this isn't the thread for that cos this thread is like 5x ya IQ. I'll catch you slipping one of these days for another beat down.

yetseyi:
Will send through DHL .

Hmm quite interesting but one is not meant to forsake the gathering of the brethren.

About the rumble: I saw that someone uprooted an old thread where the ish started. I think I am understanding the reason why people open a lot of alternate non-similar monikers maybe because of monitoring spirits.

What "monitoring spirits"? Now I'm scared.

Please do.

I understand and I do go to Church when there's family gathering or thanksgiving service my parents want me to attend. And sometimes on fridays, I pop into a Church across the street from me. That's about it.

IyaIode:
I won't put it beyond him

Lool.

Fstranger.

He just abuses folks with one-liners these days.

Lunkhead is his favourite word.

1bkay3:
Ibadanites arent the only people who eat amala please lol in fact I ate it everywhere

I like to share the love?

Lol.

But can you share some with me with ya lips, tho?

Err...I hear that. However, why can't you share it with one person?

Sagamite:
You can see how this dumb fuuktard is terrified?

Who brought this no lexicon having vacuous re.tard to the party?

Saving-a-h.oe made you my perpetual biitch and we're now two generations apart.

Or you want another arse-whooping today?

CabbieAC:
I don't know who Fstranger is but I know a Calliou-looking !dD!ot boy is the one behind the Le ostrich moniker

Iya Agba you know him right?

He's one of my favourite foot mats on this site and he has about 13 other monikers

Shymm3x knows him as well but doesn't know he's the one behind the Le ostrich moniker

You know I catch alt handles faster than GCHQ.

MayorofLagos:
I know the thread. I sat there and watched.
I can understand why she would prey on him. Dude is an irritant

https://static.tumblr.com/9715a98a44c6434fa7e5621716424780/fru2yk8/Cwenovlti/tumblr_static_3qu6b3kavois4c0og8kss8ok.gif

But thiefofhearts is fine though.