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IBiMe OwES Me oNé tHoU........a rETirement BATtLe.....WatChU SAy hoMmiE?

OK.....BEeN fLiPpiNg OVeR tHiS bRawL foR tHé paSt FeW HoUrS........HeNCe....
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My HoNeSt VeRDiCt......
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MeTaPhOrS---TiE

WoRdpLaYs---iBiMe

RhYmEz---tHuNdErStOrM

FLoW---Tie

PuNcHLiNes---iBiMe

PeRsOnaLs---THunDeRsToRm

CrÉaTiViTy---iBiMe

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#.....KinG SiD.....#

RePPinG!

Wheres my opponent?/....guezz he chickened out/....cz he woulda gotten a bleeding mouth!!/

WHat KinDa cRiTeRia aRe tHézË?....sHouLd i?aH doUBt MûcH!

16 BaRz?....No WaY!!

ÏNn

DeadScrollzz: One more thing,I WANT TO BATTLE!

...ReaDy FoR..16zWe DrOp tHiZ wEeKeNd.

ILLScripts: Ladies and Gentlemen...due to the fact most of this guys believe I recycled...i think their verds are biased...so i demand for a rematch...we drop on friday or sunday!

WaY tO GO...WAY tO GO.....iF aH HEaR SaY MiKuZ DécLiNe....

ThePrekky: I vnt got much τo say.. First of all, Illscripts put down more than d stipulated number of lines, then his line: "got small mouth like Nokia charger" looks like a flip from Yemi Fasunlua of Facebook's RGA line: "got big mouth like Nokia 3110 chargers"
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At that stage, I stopped reading.. And from that nd d luk around here, re-readin/voting is a No No.
#SowiGuys

SaMe tHinG aH WanTeD tO sAy.. ABOut tHat sMaLL mOutH MéTapHoR......wANtEd tO seE NOVEL AnD oRiGiNaL WeLL tHoUGht-Out barS!....sMh
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.Baséd oN tHat....hERe'S'mY vErDiCt••
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#RHyMeZ/MuLtiEz---TiE

#HuMOuR---NiL

#aGReSsiOn---iLLsCriPtS

#MeTaZ---tiE

#WordpLaY---MiKuZ-QuaLiTy


ILLsCriPtS...tHe Mixers/mik'ass ah uséd against Mikuz just last week on FB IS wHat Û Just reCycLeD?HaBa!!...d pRoteeN aH'd SEeN MaNy TiMeS b4/...aH uSéD tHé "knoTtinG" at NBT touRneY....uséD tHé "hoLdinG BaLLs/FReekiCk liné @ IRG toUrNey....SeeN tHat "teN taCKLeS aLot.....aNd aS foR MiKuz...aH'V uséD tHat "hunGary/BuDapeSt" aGAist MOsPiTz @irG....CaN bRinG Linx if y'aLL BotH NeÉd it!

#pErsoNaLs---iLLsCRiPtZ....MiK's'Not GoOd witH diZ CriTeRia At aLL

#inTeLLiGeNCE---obViOusLy MiKUz

#PunChLiNeZ---iLLsCripTz

#FLOw---MiKuZ


SCRiPtZ wouLdA GoTteN My VoTE BuH hIz recyclinG RaTE iZ OUtraGeOuz sO


•••OVERALL MY VOTE=TIE•••
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#....KinG SiD....#

ILLScripts: King sidd,..arent u gonna say something?

.......HMMmmmM.....onLy tHinG Am GoN SaY iZ tHat Û GuYz PerFoRmED beLoW mY eXpeCTaTioNz sH......tbH.....NiCe spaR aLL d'saMe....ahM oNLy GoN VoTe iF anD onLy iF BotH sidez GiVe D'NoD...aGaMaZ!

HUMOUR iS RoTfLMaO@ DEFEATEd tHE wHoLe. FB

Eyeque: Yo scripts..., mikus sup... Jus bin watchin ya'l kip it real nice work fam.. Sid my favorite student aw var

....SeE uR BiG hEaD....TeAcH Me "HOw tO rEcYcLe" Na .

Ah CaLL oUt iBiMe.....16 BaRs....No TiMe

#QuiCk One
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Ah see puppets/....wif big sockets/....wen sid bursts in/......they all "stand still" like pick pockets!!!/......Am d big nugget/....born to eat vets/.....adorns a neat vest/....walk into ya "fam"......just to cause a "sheep wreck"!!!/.....Leavin ya wards in distress/....jump ya 16 inch fence/....am gone behind the mist....smoke from a pink stretch!!/.....A sick vet?/....bad in cogent rhymes/....left rehab wif current lines/....n glowin wif a dark pungent mind!!!/.....Forgin smiles?/....na!Ive gotta hate/.....all dis durkin lames/.....droppin the fossil gades/....wif lots of weight!!!/......They cop n paste/....ah come they quake/....top notch n fame?/....I'll bet my bottom kobo m uniquely great!!!/
......My freakish way's/.....past ya GPA/....my closin quote/.....a morose in jokes/....m Aardvark wen I dig holes in blokes!!!/


OnE!!

iS iT sTiLL oPeN tO VoTeS?....Y'aLL sHouLd VoTe Na pLs.

wHat aN eXCusE...........

[b]JUsT OpeN tHeM!!![/b]AH DON'T caRe wHat tHeY ArE ....JuSt oPeN tHeM...eVErYoNe sHouLd bEfReE tO AiR tHeiR oPiNioNs....

MiKUZ....Y aRe u HiDinG VoTeS Dat HaVe GONe aGainsT u??...pLs Don't dO tHat aNyMoRe...sHiD Don't spEaK gOod oF u

Tie......LiKe SeRiOusLy....aLL cOs U NeeD a ReMaTch?......weLL SoRRy To saY.....BuH nOt TiLL u DrOp aN hOnEsT VerDicT.....n MikUs DiS BaTtLe iS StiLL uP FoR MoRe VOTES!!

Ah iNiTiaLLy SaW 20baRs O.....aHL mOdiFy WhEn Ah GeT HoMe....PaRty ThiNgS n My Bb AinT HeRe....BeAr WiTh Me

20 ShOtS @ MiKuS----»»»
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If "blessed is d "MIK".....how come he's not inherited Naira"land" talk more of the earth??!!!
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Hey Gay!!...
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......My men and bars are mean/.....wen they prey and charge at him/.....wel not only watch d bastard bleed/......buh see the "Con go"......wen ah blast him str8 to "brazzaville"!!!/
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N when his masters sleep/......Ill have my 9s bangin by his bed/......till he's thankin God his dead...!!/.....n if ur braggin dat ya best/.....I'll "string ur heart to the ceilin" n have ur life......"hangin by ah thread"!!!/
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Where d classics dat ya pen?/....wen ur punches is bland/......not a "man of ur words"......ya spit is "slurpy and crammed"/.....d funny thing is that/......ur "boxin with "the seas".....cz ur weak "punches dont "land"!!!/*disease*
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Sid's droppin his stance/......coz ah bring d best form in finals/......to burst d vet's jaws n spinals/.....buh if dis "third wonder" dont squat proper.....he'l fall off....."the great walls of china"!!!/
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Ahl beat his mum to climax/.....n smash his lips wit spikes/.....watch him "lose his sight"/.....afta i "slap him in the eye"/......n have dis "M pyres fallin"......for buildin "castles in the sky"!!!!/*("M"ikus)empire's fallin*
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He'l cramp up his rhymes/.....as my bars torture him/.....to leave his heart crushed to bits/.....but since u gat a "millionaires livin style"......you'd have to pay a "large cost to live"!!!/
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For stealin ur......bar structures from me/......ahl bring harm endlessly/.....one "snap",this "cam'll just get hit"/.....so its clear ah got "thyme on my hands".....d way am "manglin his beef"!!!/*camel just get hit*
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Am manhandlin his ribs/....wif lines deadly n sublime/.....he's yearnin for supplies/....of cherrie or some pie/.....coz dis "predator"....is only "preyin to survive"!!!!/*prayin to survive*
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Stop spreadin da poor hypes/....about how ud touch d throne/.....not wif ropes lodged in throats/....pun intended....he'll probably choke/.....cz the only time mik will "take a bow".....here is when he needs to "dodge a blow"!!!!/
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How u gon touch a vote?/......wen ah bring deadly crack puns/.....to get his dirty ass torn!/......u just got wat ya asked for/......d "penalty" for testin a very bad dog/.....is to suffocate u inside my "18 yard box"!!!!/(think!!!!)
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#......Tz KinG SiD......#

OnE!

MiKUZ!!!!!....wHErE tHOU aRt?

FiNaLLy.........am iN!!!!

AbEG wHeRe oUr tHreaD?

mikuz: Ok then . . . Siddoggg lets do it on Saturday, 6th April. 20 lines. We send to Chuka's email . . . 7pm deadline. It's an honour.

Aii....ok tHeN.....SaTuRDaY it iS tHeN

;DN y iS MiKuZ aCtiNg LiKe He AinT seEing My PoSt?

CoNGRaTz MiKuZ.......ARe We STiLL uP FoR THe 4tH?....LEMmE KnOW SO aH CaN STARt sCRiPTinG

No sHigBin sHigBin.....aH C/O MiKUz....16LiNeS sHaRPally

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