₦airaland Forum

halimat38:
you are a mad man!

Madman without Dreadlock

biafransoul:
Thank God the Daura President get little sense today. Well done

E get sense more dan ur Dad!... if not, u won't even av inherit ur rusted Brain.

SuperSuave:
I don't think he is sharp. see the outcome of his "smartness"

What's the outcome

What if the guy is the Shameless type

imas:
Yeye dey smell, the alliance of the north and the west called APC will not last long, I see PDP coming back, Change my foot.

Coming back in2 ur room, rite

denkyw:
he is a local hero, guess only the Yoruba's recognise him as one. but I know a national Hero, his name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Azikiwe.

Oma se oo, aru Opolo n ba e ja. Lmao!

Trailblazer1:
I'm not exonerating David Mark from this malpractice if true, but I'm still waiting to hear the number of voters captured by the card reader in Kano compared to 1.9million

Am very sure the population of a single L.G.A in kano state is more than d population of ur whole state. Name ur state of origin nd see in2 what I told ya.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Oh Lawd, help me! I wanna touch the backsides of Chidinma, Yemi Alade, Yvonne Nelson, Cynthia Morgan, Toolz, Nicki Minaj and bigass too. Help me, help me.

Ur ambition, rite

crudemoney:
he wants to claim humility abi.



Daura President!!

All dos peeps wey like ur comment coupled with all ur descendants, ur dad, mum nd ur siblings can't nd won't the height wey President Buhari don reach...

pretydiva:
yea

I can fertilise u & u'll bring forth 4sets. Of twins

We all clamour for “CHANGE"!!!

Na e we dey experience soo ooooo

pretydiva:
I luv twins like kilode. Dis has been my prayer 2 God 2 bless me wit a set a twins wen d tym cms.

Back 2 d topic. They r all biuriful. Especially d daughter of muma gee

Ooh really

modath:
Don't mind me ojare, sometimes I wish I was like every other female of my acquaintance & be interested in Telemundo, nollywood & the kardashians but na lie, its politics,sports and just the world around me in general.

How ya doin?

Dats cool, I kinda like ur type.

Am doing gr8, it's raining here in Lagos.

modath:
@Ngeneukwenu

You forgot Olusegun Osoba and the rag tag ogun & oyo senators like Lanlehin, Adeseun, Obadara etc.

Mehhhn!.. U sabi Naija Politics o. Kudos jare.

adorablepepple:
,die because of prick Like Seriously?

Ehn!!!.. Like Seriously ni.

Talk sey u no like dick @all, make I smatch pure water satchet 4ur face.

PassingShot:
Hang yourself!

Best Ever reply of d Day

Yevgeny:
where is d pic?

U blind or u take ur eyes rent

jeffizy:
[color=#004400] mizjules, yes, I can judge a man by his clothes.
Have you heard of the over used adage "The way you're dressed is the way you'll be addressed"?
I will never call any man living poor. But he seem not to have moved out of the generalisation his ex's dad put him. [/color]

The way u've been commenting also shows that u're high on a parcel of un-sieved weed... Think properly b4 diving in2 other's affairs.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
We d transformation team love u so much
I believe u ving a beautiful time wif God almighty
We love u so much

Transformation Team

Hahahaha

Hehehehehe... The Iya Aladuke of Boko haram, what's ur genre of Music

theorbiters:
When invited to dine with the devil, mhen, choose a different table. Nothing is ever free when these so called world powers are involved.


Juss wondering why they never gave this 'blank cheque' to uncle Jona! And most Nigerians would think this is some sort of improvement..

If u're refering dis peeps 2d DEVIL; German Chancellor Angela Merkel, the French President, Francois Hollande, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, the Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and the World Bank President Dr. Jim Yong Kim.

Then, I won't be worried @all... So far they'v been making things work effectively in deir various countries with gr8 initiative nd common sense. If Jonathan had been dining with all dis devils, he might av made a meaningful nd maximum impact in his government.[color=][/color]

notoriousbabe:
Na now Naija get 1st lady. The former one na shepopotamus. One of her children will quote and attack me now

FreeGlobe:
There will not be office of the first lady? Ignorant Nigerians have been swindled

Ur papa just waste Sperm sha....

Haba!... Daku, gbe suuru je Lori Oro Oponu yen nw. Hehehehehe

ionsman:
Nairaland will be a better place without people like you.
You are a DUNCE!

qbd2:
Wharris dis

Na Telemundo

Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating...
Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me

waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment..
I knw they would deny it

No dey form 4here... blinkzy be ur nairaland profile name bt 4real, ur name na Bilikisu....

No lie sey u neva do dis kine thn 4ur village in osogbo ooo

[quote author=nairalandist post=34517165]I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.[/qu

Wait make e happen 2u, @1st... d emptiness wey u go feel inbetween ur 2legs ehn u go think sey rapture wan happen. Mtcheeeew!!!

AlfaSeltzer:
Which ministers did he warn?

Ur minister of clueless Brain(GEJ)

Mogidi:
They're even rigging their own internal election, I laff in Kafanchan.

As if PDP didn't do far worse dan dat...

Na water of hatred go Carry u enter majidun!!!

starlingslimnet:
Well I must say this is justice pursued at it's highest course.It seems to me Ladies are meticulous beings sometimes their emotional derangement and physical instability coupled their medulla oblangata to reject simple sense.It takes me with much surprised that even beings with such beauty have in them not a iota of wisdom suffice to say their paragmalophobic nature has succeeded in transforming the entity of their personality to a beframe of nonentity.It serves her well hope others will learn

Hahaha... All dis Grammar 4her crime

2sum it up, just say She deserve 2b jailed.

RaDaZaBaNa:
Dbanj ,The bangalee and Kiniun Funfun going international and getting richer and some pple day release BBM Smiley's about and dancing slowpoke dance 4 video.. its ok

Hehehhe... Funny comment

Bt make I ask u, what tangible thing have u achieved with dis?

brixton:
Hahaha my people wanted change and change they got!! This is just the beginning, same people that cursed Jonathan thru 5years will be same people singing his praises in the near future.

Ode!!!

Praises of what

Subsidy or Brainlessness

Mtcheeeew... Oponu Ayirada Afigo lo aso.