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martha: I dont watch Nollywood movies...
Btw, Op ur post is long o... I hope nobody quotes u...

I was about quoting when i see this and immediately, iWeak.

Nigerians don't care tho.

And so?

Wonders shall never end in 9ja!

The question is, was it she or not?

Raymondenyi: Congrats; first bank; 3092215847 ; my account number!!!



Pls I'll b expecting ur First fruit by jan 30th; tnx in advance!

lmao. Are U a pastor?

femi4: SAW 1-5

Gbam! Plus Silent Hill

Congrats Vincent.

Stale.

aariwa: after 5 mins of ringing press *#30# and send immediately.the number will show on your screen.

Fav'd.

Allohrandy: which of the gods is the animal praying to?

One of your Gods !

Prowizy2: I met a girl i didn't know she can't kiss, she used her strong teeth 2 hit my own.

So painful and annoying

Go On...

Let him stare! What are eyes for?

Sorry, i don take picture.

Oops! Yeye dey smell here seriously.

Relationsip matters tho, only God can lead us through.

Nkan mbe!

How can i ask a lady for sex without being Rude.

Please guy, I need a copy too. Via Smilingheskay@gmail.com

Kovic08: [b][/b][color=#000000][/color]Somebody Help!!! ..there is one girl am chyking online.. We planned to meet soon.. Buh i told her am a muslim today (she is a christian)..she was like ''ouch!!! So you are a muslim? ..i think she bear grudges against muslim.. Please help, what can i do?

Nothing until you hear what she think of you being a muslim.

I don't believe this.

Even if he try it, he can never win.

FunnyPikin.com:
[b]
Guy!! Ive been watching you with keen interest on Romance section for the past few Months, See Your Past Questions here

1- Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me
2- This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!!
3- I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me
4- I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation
5- Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am?
6- My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Hel
6- She Has Bad Table Manners
7- She Catch Me As I Dey Yansh Her Junior Sister?
8- I Want To Marry A Female Nigerian Celebrity
9- I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating
8- My Girl Friend Want Me To Disvagin Her But Am Scare because Of Pains
9- I Took A Blood Oath With My Girl And Now I Want To Break It, Please Help
10- My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call

Haba bros!!! Na only You Get all these Problem ??
You need T.B. JOSHUA for Immediate Deliverance[/b]

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hahaha. Maddddest Stalker ever liveth!

2%

DC Trendy: A single reply n already on fp?

Chie! O ga o.

Ojoro !

Rental service.

Ladies zone? I'm out !

funshybam: i no pity am

smh4u

All of you can like to POSITION YOURSELF here please. Lmao. Baddo! They don know... O tan abi o ku?

Enough said already. The ball is in your court OP.

Hot or Cute, Responsible guy lo matter.

*long hiss* You think say U fit dey press our "mumu botton" anyhow for this place abi?