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I am 110% sure my spouse is gonna have 2 "bobbies", have a sonorous voice, long legs. . . . what else. . .she must get lips too (dont ask me why)

@ Post.

True love exist. . . . . . it's just that 95% of people does not end up with their true love. So logical, true love can be said to be non-existent

@ topic.

Dreams do really come true. About 3 years before I gained admission into the universty back in Nigeria then, I had this dream that I was at the rear seat in a Peugeot 504 car along a deserted highway and I was shot at. Fast-fowarding to 3 years later on when I just got to the University (UNAD). . . in my very first year, myself and 3 other friends were given a task to bring some stuff to Ado-Ekiti all the way from Benin.

We left in a Peugeot 504 car and it was blue. While coming back from Benin and carrying the "stuff" in the trunk, we were waved to stop at Owo junction, but we heed not. . . .the military guys just corked their rifles and were about to shoot at us, before their commander stopped them.

My mind jumped because it was the same car, the same route and I was sitted at the same spot i was in the dream 3 years earlier. . .the only difference was that I wasnt short in real life.

Dreams do come true at times.

Will you sausage you mash there! . . . and jus play the game.

Your leg fit size those shoes?

Go outside the tent. . . .and pray to heavens for energy boost.

*soliloquizing* i think this poster is retarded.

Must you say that rubbish twice?. . . . ."retarded Bozzo"

Build a small tent and make sure there just one tiny mat to lay on

Speeding nope. . . .Lights yup

It's on already. . , wanna see?

@ Topic.

Could you face me instead of backing me?

Will you stop bullying the guy. . . .mama seduction

were you referring to me about the ticket in my area?

Yup.

@ Topic

Funny Profile

Last time I was at your area. . . got a ticket

@ Topic

Nice Bikini. . . .or what is it called?

In my terms, stingy is being selfish

Thank God you said "in your terms. . . . .Because they are actually two different words with different meanings.

Another thing that must be noted about the word "stingy" is that, that word is very much relative.

Now, RXN, Morenike. . .Ebony Silk. . . . .please can you please define to me in just 2 sentences what qualifies a man as being stingy?. . . not the kind of dialogue you gave earlier ooo . . .but what it means to you.

Not only in terms of money. . . . I don't take money from naija men.
That should be a written rule.
As far as trust goes, I can't trust a naija man am just dating. . . .esp with money.
The last thing I'd wasn't is a naija man rubbing it in my face about this thing he bought me and that thing and how he used to take care of me. Abeg, am young, not naive.

I still dont understand why ladies believe someone will say that. I find it unbelievable. . . as a marra of fact, women are fond of doing stuffs like that. A real man will never rub it in his girls face that he did something for her.

Like some1 said, You ladies should not get into a serious relationship with a dude that aint got his bearings right yet.

And if a man doesnt have should he steal?. . .a young man still being sponsored in school by his parents will be labelled "stingy" simply because he cant afford what sugar daddies are doing for his gf's friends.

Dude, my gosh. You suck in seduction and in explaining why you men are so stingy, what's next.

Whaoo. . . .so na you . . . anyway, I need not master art of seduction cos am seduction myself. And if any lady believes Nigerian men are stingy, they should go for other nationality. . .it's not compulsory they must end up with Nigerian afterall.

Stingy in terms of whot?  

money? or  

It's definately money. . . .when it comes to  . . . ., they will say they dont let them sleep

Bic

AN EXAMPLE:

Boy: Daddy, can I borrow $5
Man: No. Go and ask your mother

Girl: Take me out to a nice rest.
Man: How about Miccky Ds?
Girl: Don't worry, I'll pay
Man: Ok, which rest.?

If you ask me, I think this is an Example of why most unreasonable 9ja women think their guys are stingy:

9ja Woman: Bisi's Sister is getting married next month and she's selling "ankara"

Man: But 1 Bisi's sister only got married early this month and you bought Ankara and gele

9ja woman: Actually, it's Bisi's sister's 3rd cousin getting married not the direct sister. . .

Man: Well, I believe you should be able to sort yourself out this time around, afterall I sorted you d last time

9ja Woman: That does not mean you shouldnt sort me now. . .afterall u are the man

Man: I have gat other things to spend money on and not ankara's and geles

9ja woman: You are just so stingy. . .J-girl's guy is gonna pay for her. . .but me am saddled with this stingy man!

Then she ends up nagging till the ankara is bought.

this is no longer funny. Infact that threads such as this get any traffic at all is pathetic. Are you folks that bored?

What next? nigerian men are dirty?

Many people here date 12 yr old boys and then tell us Nigerian men are exactly those dudes.

Thats exactly why I want to know what qualifies a man as being stingy

Poster. . . .please, what qualifies a mas as being stingy?

Please no offence meant. . . .I was just thinking that if men knows what qualifies a man as being stingy, the we could then work on those qualities that makes us stingy

So please, what makes a man stingy?

so, she go dey feel the seduction. . . .before she knows what the time is,

BTW. . .I heard you get belle from someone's post. . . . .so seducing you will be quite difficult

this guy don dey kolo ooo. . . . .must you force people to post their picture? Have you heard of personal privacy before.

Okay. . .if it were to be RXN. . . I will simply bring out a bible and open that chapter that says "love your neighbor as your self". . . .then, I will try to explain to her what love is. . . .when she finally understand what love is. . . I will now move close to her and make her understand that 2 people can not love each other except they be one.

At that point, I know RXN will be wondering how we can get to be one. . . . I will just ask her to hug me first. . . then tell her that our clothings is getting in the way of fufilling the scriptures. . . then suggest we do something about it. . . .from there. . . .

Else I will help you answer correctly right here and fax a copies to people that will be shocked.

BTW. . . Tell me I just wanna know. . . .curiousity you know

@ Topic.

I will simply get her drunk. . . . .simple!

RXN

Satisfied?

Na wao o o o. . . .dem use "seduction" do you?

@ d-baptist.

Is that picture a girl or a boy?. . .and is it romantic at all?

@ Moyo.

Berra go answer that thread titled "how many guys have u been with" correctly. . . . else

Kitchen. . . watching Mauryshow

Say wassup. . . and ask if the gf is pregnant yet

Will you help me kidnap . . ?

Calling "gbefila". . . .sticking his nose. . .

Another reason is that most of them like playing hard to get when they really want to have a ride. . . .

Then they could be so choosy and hypocritical