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where would you go with osereka ?

That place nah. . . . . . . . . . b- -bs. . . . .

@ Yim.

That chick is definately "sick in the vision"! She is not real one bit!

I'd go with Osereka

wetin I do you now?

Silly fear? Lai Lai!!!!!

U for show like you promised and u for hear whien!

Make sure you dont come back ooo Easybaby, else I will do something to that your licky-licky tongue!

@ Poster

Please dont mind Yimiton about giving the gold digger a chance! that will only compound your problem by making you fall in love the more.

You should have "fired" her at the hotel when you went to Abj. But it's all good. If you have feelings for this chick like you've made us believe on Nairaland, I'll suggest you start thinking about how to make the girl fall for you.

The best Silly way to do that is to treat her like "you dont care if she lives". Believe me, that attitude brings out the best in a woman (though it might not work with some women with high IQ and integrity). Most women hate to be neglected and if they realise that they are bn neglected, they often do all to win your attention and thus falling in love while fighting for your attention.

It works buddy, give it a try!

. . . . Emmmm, it all started. . . in. . . emm

Hazel, am coming my () just walked in. . . I'll be back to continue

No! myself and Uche are conducting a much more research that will prove to be concrete on this stuff. You are invited to the research if you dont mind. The only condition is that you must post your findings and observations

Gam., you are so aggresive!. . . . . and why would you call me amebo when am yet to expose what you did and still does?

You are really tempting me to spill it, and believe me I dont think I can hold it any longer

My gentle and quite looks covering my silly, naughty and mischevious nature

@ Uche.

See, Ive been conducting a kind of research on this "one-leg-up" thing. Though, the conclusion is not fully valid now, but believe me it's near perfection.

Here are some of my inconclusive findings:

A "one-leg-up" joint could be anywhere! It could be your bedroom, living room, stairways etc. This joint could be anywhere that an exchange of money for . . . . . takes place!

Ladies too can get to find their partners there too. This simply means that there are some "one-leg-up" joints simply servicing female clients.

Last and definately not the least, anyone could have a one-leg-up innate ability! In as much as the person collects some money to give another person some. . . . . . . . . . , then, the person is "one-legged"! You know some partners get annoyed and reject their spouse at night simply because the partners didn't give them something. . . . . that kind of thing.

Research is still going on and I use this opportunity to invite you to join me in doing more concrete research of one-leg-up.

Interested members are invited too

@ topic.

I would be happy to wake up and see that my love life was a dream! It's so demanding and restrictive most especially when you need to behave yourself and do some "packaging" when you are around your prospective wife's people! . . . . . and believe me it's more difficult when you have more than one prospect!


@ Fawwb

I'm laughing at you! . . . . . you better enjoy your freedom while it last now, because when the permanent nightmare starts, you'll wish to be in your present condition now!

@ timadel

hi easybabe,is that picture yours?if yes,then u re a beautiful chick indeed.can i have your email ad.and your phone no?.mine is timadel2002@yahoo.com.CARES

Perhaps you've finally figured out where to meet you wife? . . . . . Nairaland?

Why would you say Shock is gay? The guy sounds quite "thick" to be that!

Stop accusing him and just do what you have to do

You just want me to "come"? Noooooo

I've not come you are already licking your mouth! What if u now c me come?. . . u'll lick . . . . .

@ Easybaby.

Heeheee, believe me, I have not "come", it will take me like 30 mins to "come"!

I like to "come" sha

silly goat?

Believe me, am not tailing you nor stalking you. Am just curious about what you are up to, and believe me am gonna get it . After, that closet stuff, i just know that you are gonna come out with something.

Moreover, I just like Shock. The guy has got some game believe me

omo. . . . c toasting

The babe too just catch am.

Am still curious abt where it will end

@ Easybaby

Still calling my name? after you saw and never conquered?

@ Easybaby

I saw silly things

You saw what? No wonder, my gut feeling was telling me that someone was peeping at me this morning while having my shower! You saw" silly things" and you are now licking you mouth abi

@Easybaby.

Make sure that cough doesn't kill you ooo.

and keep ur mouth :-Xabt what you've seen here!

good to know that. am from Ilesa to be precise.

Am on the "job" right now

@ Efuah


I would doubt you if you say I've got bad sight! At least not with all the silly stuffs like . .  .   I've seen with em.


But I worry for you ooo. How come you just blocked the guy right from the go and never gave him a chance to present his "shinning armour" to you? Ever heard about the rejected stone?

Good, guess I'll start to work now. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Just do ur part amd i'll do my part.

Extends hand for handshake

@ Topic.

Sexaholic.

Believe me, Silly is in for real.

But first let's have your pix and see what you look like! Wondering why I used "We", yeah my clique needs to see what will take their guy away from them.

If it true, you are a scammer, dont worry I love people to scam me. And in case you dont like me, I can help you come up with some N/L guys.

Between you and I, I,ve you considered ladies?

@ Bolarge

You sure say you go worship me? . Okay I know how you fit catch am. But you need to make sure say i wn that election n nwheext!

Remember this is not abot you, but me! No worry, I go help you contact her now. But we need to make sure say she no see us here ooo , if she catch us here, the strategy wey i one help u use don dabaru be that!

Another thing be say, that her padi. . . . you know her now?. . . . . M. . . , Y2, must not catch us here too. and lastly, IK. . . . . FA too.

Ayeesha.

Where you refering to me?

Digging into my pocket

@ Timadel.

What do you mean by that regreting later stuff? Please be very careful. You raised a topic, I gave my suggestion and peoples started to ask quetions about my opinion. Is it now wrong to feel obliged to give confused mates some clues?

Wanna tell me you've not been there yourself? . The fact that I gave that opinion doesnt make me a customer now. I know you've been there before , every guy has been there before. You can ask Bolarge.

@ Bolarge.

Yes ooo we must do something about that re-election whenever Creamish is back! But you know what I discovered? .

There are some Iya (big ladies) we must bring to our side, for instance, I. . E, M. . . . . Y2, IK. . . . . . fa, N. . . . . . JE. You should know the click now! If we dont get to bring them to our side, our chances are quite slim.

Thinking about how to get 'em? . . . . I know what to use to bait 'em

I dont see anything touching about this!

I've seen this "pass it to others mail@ before !

I'm indifferent!

@ Bolarge.

thought it was because i didnt get to balance u up for the Creamish election!

@ Poster.

You've successfully proved to her that you are not properly schooled about girls. She sees you as what Lagos chics call "maga" and she decided to milk you.

Brace up pal and forget that longer throat girl. If she comes to you, make sure you do to her what she deserves. make sure she works for all the tens of thousands she got from you. know what i mean?