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Am I right?

Yeah, so that it can be burning!


Do you like it burning too

Oh yes and yes! you've always bn telling lies



Y is ur "jolomi" so tiny?

You'll have to make a pick on that.



Are you sick?

Very stupid question! . . . . . no, poverty doesnt lead to prostitution but affluence does!

Because Nigeria unites soccer does why!



Will u let soccer unite you and I?. . . . . in proper unity at night?

Because it is contagi[b]ous[/b] and ridicul[b]ous[/b]! But acts sexyloc[b]ious[/b] and danger[b]ous[/b].


Did you "fire" yesterday?

Depending on the way we look at it, staring could be good and at the same time bad if done wrongly.

If a guy must stare at a "pretty head", then he must do it right by making sure the lady catches him staring at her admiringly, and he must take off his eyes almost immediately he must have bn caught. That will surely pass a message to her.

A times there could be some distance between you and someone and believe me, staring comes handy then to pass messages!

Staring is a good way to flirt pals!

My favourite colour is blue

I prefer girls that gives me a hard time to those that throw themselves at me

I'm a gemini

I get to loose interest in anything i must have conquered it's initial set goal

I read people almost perfectly and easily through handwritings and facial expressions

I beleive in first impression last forever

I hate butter and sugar

I hate cheese too

Yeah! I wouldn't mind a "kolo" for my "jolomi", it's just that my "jolomi" prefers yellow "kolo"



Do you have yellow "kolo"

And what the heck is "jolomi"?. . . . . is it what am thinking?




Do you like "jolomi" in your "kolo"?

"Fire" her restless ass silly!

because uve not posted ur pix while having shower!

will u d that now?

No, I went to "je-ile-sinmi"


Will you marry me this coming weekend?

so u no knw say u suppose ans 1st b4 questioning?


Did you go to any school at all?

@ Zigbo

For loving CHELSEA, you can be late as much as you want! Infact stop coming!. . . . . .but i guess you love to "come"  

@Jayvin01
"Show me your friend and i will tell whom you are"

Guess you are. . . . . . . . too

Im not picking u but you can pick on my , . . . . . .

u can, but you need to be bisexual first

that pole you like in you at night! . . . . . that makes u scream for some more



what sound do u make if you are taking your "pole"? mooooo like cow or meew like cat?

No! his real name is Draculla !


Are you is sibbling?

I'm owing my dad some good money I borrowed last months and I dont intend to pay back! Afterall he his my dad

I make sure i take my dad for a drink at least once a month!

My mum is so so strict!

I wee weed on my bed till i was 8 years!

I love coffee without sugar in the morning.

Breakfast is my favourite meal!

I've fallen in love once in my 26 years!

I'm thinking of changing my job by november (dont tell my immediate boss )

Perhaps because he cant talk but can only type!



Do you think you will run mad for a lady someday?

The lady!

because they are hypocrites


Do you know you can walk the streets naked expressing your human rights and be called madman?

Because we are all silly and dont want to admit it!



Do you know you are silly, very silly?

Because we need to have different sizes of manliness!

What's your measure?

Thanks. I've always bn around, it's you I should be asking that.



Why are you so quiet?

Cos my pastor at my naming ceremony named me that!


Can I have you YIM? (mcube)

No, but childmultiplication is important


If you dont bear a child? where do you think silly will get a babe to "fire" ?

That wouldnt be to much of a blow to me. Afterall she's human. I'll simply call up a replacement, that's why it's good to have alternative gfs