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@ godslead.

got it now? . I've always known that you are a smart babe


@ Borlarge

I've been around ooo. Thought you were "shenking" me at a time. Hw's u too?

@ d beach (u'll c them 4 what they r. . .no make-up, no clothes and wit their real attitude)

Chai you sabi am too

Those ones are pretty cheap and dirty

@ godslead.

You should know that I do want to tell you now! Infact I've been telling you, it's just that you are so godly you can come to my frequency!. . . . . wait. . . . oops! Easybaby just told me not to mind you that you know the meaning. You just want to hear me spill it abi

Well, last and final clue for you.

One leg up is a place you get the beating of your life if you fail to pay for the "leg that was raised up". You could be poured some water, you know all sort of water like the one that was used to . . . . . . .

And most Men get to visit the place after they must have had a misunderstandn with their spouse. But they will always claim to have gone for business meeting!

Now u gettit?

@ Uche.

One leg up , One leg up
Just a Game of 10 toes
Rated 'R'

You are one hell of a "one legged up guy"!

Silly singing


He's alive. . . amen,
He's alive. . . amen,
Silly is alive on monday morning he's alive amen.

@ Naja Haje.

@ efuah.

I still find it hard to believe that you are now relieved that the poster is off your back. . Actually it's not my silly biz.

You haven't yet explained why you were wearing the same top in the pix the guy posted and the pix in your profile . It's actually nothing, its just that I want to be sure you didnt give a brother "common sign" and later "shenk" him because he was stupid enough to open it up as a thread here.

@ Topic and Poster.

Mr. man, your handle strongly suggest that you're a "wussy". Stop all these crap about you being "a nice guy and anyone that comes around you wouldnt regret it". Please get yourself some games.

Lastly, those ladies on you list , I'll suggest are just too "big" for your throat especially Muki! (Muki, please I aint messing with you ooooo. Am only trying to explain to a brother).

@ jkpretty
Yeah! that's the Motara! but na you talk am ooooo. If Naja Haja catches you. . .

@ Naja Haja

What you wanna do with those cutleries you are laying out? Don't worry, it's better with bare hands.

*Whistling happily because a winch "motara" is coming to attack moi 2nite *

@ poster.

you papa and great grand fathers na fool!

Hazel, keep ur phone ooo! he could siphon it from wherever he is

Grave? (alarmed!)

Haba, it hasn't gotten to that now! You didn't even wait to attack me before digging my grave? Is that what you do in the U.K? . . . . Dig graves all about?


Come to think about it, you said you wanted to attack me in the midnight abi? . . . . that sounds delicious . . . if you know what I mean

I'll lay the sheets

@sillyboy

before i contemplate forgiving you what does 'motara' mean?

Heehee! hope am not in more trouble oooo.

Emmm. . . . "motara" is the name of a cast in one late 80's movie showed in Nigeria! She was a . . . . . .

What pray tell are you trying to cover?
You interpretated my response differently, like i said, not everyone is meant to understand

Dont even try to deny what you actually meant now! Because am in this Sh*t because I was bold and smart enough to decode you!

@ godslead



It is . . . . . . . . .


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One-leg-up!

Is that what you gonna say? and I was trying to cover you!

@ Naja Haja

aunty "motara" I beg now

we'll find out tomorrow.  laughs wickedly

Silly trembles.

Oya "Anty" Naja Haja Sorry now sorry!

IICE u know c say I don fall aunty winch trouble! help me be "motara"

I've bn giving you guys plain and easy clues. Uche even mentioned it!

Godslead please nowww

Yeeeeeeeeeehhhh.

I'll go get some white garment pple 2 flog u 2nite with 6 broom strands if u carry-out your threat!

Please can someone say "with all their mouth" what "One Leg Up" means?

not again

Aight IICE !!!

Let's keep every secret between u and I (singing Jarule)


Naja Haje.

How you take know? U be winch? Or do you agree with IICE?

@ godslead.

Am still trying to figure out how to help you!

@ Easybabe.

The patience is killing me!

@ IICE

You know what i meant

Yes, yes , yes I know and bliv me, Iwould not tell anyone what you meant

No need to write long tori. . .when you have had it up to your neck!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!

Dont want to believe what I think you mean!

There's onle one way to ones neck you know?. . . . and that's the mouth!

Is it still what I think you mean?

@godslead

Am almost fainting! You've got it ? Then, guess you'll have to crack you brain harder. . . . try using a sledge hammer

I know you are just kidding me, u've got it! U need more clues ? ask Uche, he knows hotter ones!

Guess we'll have to help sort him out. He will need to buy some more time at the cafe in the village beside Ilesa where he lives.

@ Young nigg or whatever

Here is your life line!

234419419419419242424419.

never mind it's so long, it's a special recharge meant for villagers in the village where you live!

Stafford ko, Somolu ni

Those stuffs above could work for some people but definately not me. They could be so time wasting and boring.

I prefer the bold and brazen style!


@ godslead.

You know the meaning of it now?

So you know some ? . . . . . hotter ones abi?

C ur mouth!!

Is there MTN network at Stafford ?

@ iice.

What is enough that is enough?

@ jkpretty.

You call me "pata" ?

Boy , these r more than clues. Sounds to me like directions Any particular place in mind

Uche, are you asking me? just want to be sure 'cos I know you know!

@ Godslead

Babe! you are really boxing me into a corner!. . . . . . oohhh. . . . . .See am only gonna give you some more clues, but believe me you would never hear it from Silly's mouth that "Iya Laide gun keke"

More clues for you. . . .

- The prospective wives' beds are usually small and narrow!

- They seems not to be able to purchase bright electricity bulb from market except dull ones like red, blue and purple!

- At "one-leg-ups" , there's always hot music and most times, the air is heavy with smoke!

Now if you don't get this, I wouldn't say a word to you again (it's a threat!)

@ SILY BOY

OLODO RABATA

(Laughs)

@ jkpretty

OJU EJA LO MO JE!
O NI LO PAPER, SILATI LO MA LO!!!
SHIOOOO!!!!!

@Gamine

how many isaac's do you know? I can't believe you don't know me after all the love I have for you! Who are these other guys trying to win you over. R they mad? tell them your heart is with me!

No one is mad here except someone who's been showing love to someone who doesn't even know he exist!

I'll be so much glad if you can have Gam's hand! That should put her in a "leash"!!

But come to think of it, though Gam is quite good-looking, I still think you can't handle her! Else you'll have to start by selling the non Y2k system you are using to post here to recharge her mobile!

In a brothel , of course

Must you use all your mouth?

It's the same thing as. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . !

When u just can't stand him anymore!

When u just can't "sit" her anymore