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as far as I'm concerned, god (if he exists) sucks! Don't need him to "look out" for me.

Hey man, God doesn't suck I think it's humans that sucks.

Well, it's your opinion and I respect it but the big man upstairs definately does not suck

Take care.

I wouldn't really like to, but I'm so sure I will

Gamine never dated?

YOU CAN TELL THAT TO THE BIRDS!!!!!!

Then what have you been doing in your closet? (Could it truly be what I said it was?)

pastor pastor u don come again?

I just got your gist! you want to be the president of Nairaland? You are so dumb! Must you claim to be a sly pastor to achieve that? You were even mentioning the sacred name of JESUS in your bullshits!

Hey man, becareful with your "pattern" and don't infect other Nairalanders with rabis

@ ryu 11

Please don't associate me with the *h*(o)nly randy pastor!

Please let him get another username except the ones that looks like my mine

I wasn't insulting you Gam It's just that the topic sounds so "homevideoish". Like Indecent Love, Indecent Affair, Indecent Proposal and the likes

Gamine, that was a nice one. The guy in your story actually makes apoint.

Your thread's topic sound so much like a Nigerian home video! Hope you've not bn wasting too much time with 'em?

Pastor Sly

Please ignore my name for a moment and think about yours (Sly). How about the chickens and goats you've been "firing" at the church's backyard? Please save us from your sly naughty ass! For your information, the ladies on Nairaland are nothing like the frivolous pastor-over-sexed lady-choristers in your church.

Lastly, help me tell your church's parish mother (iya ijo) that she should quit fu*cking your sly d*ic*k!

@ Hazel Eyed.

Can't you read between the words babe? This is Pastor Sly. Let's just keep our fingers crossed and see what the pastor is up to on Nairaland. You know he's quite new.

I sincerely promise to stop exchanging words with that mo'erfu*ck*er. He really stepped on my nerve after desperate attempt not to get entwinned with the bastard. I just pray he puts an end to it too * stealing a peck*.

Hello Pastor Sly

Welcome to our world. Don't tell me you are one old sly pastor  . If you think that the romance section is so hot, why don't you just place your cursor on sexuality on top and click ?

Bye now Pastor Sly

@sellyboy;;;;;;;; what a poor family!!!!!!!! who to blame? Nigerians? the Government, noo your FATHER take all the blame l am sorry there is nothing l can do about that.

One more advice please do something reasonable with your poor life, hard l understand ( like father like son ).hahahahahahahhahaahahaha.

I really need a reseach on the word 'sellyboy' will get back to you soon.

Byeeeeeeee

Oloriburuku oloshi omo abiku, don't bother wasting your cursed time on earth researching on a word that doesn't exist. You are only trying to conceal your grammartical error. am not really surprise again that you can't spell research again.

Did you deliver the message to your whoring momma? Tell her to keep her apponitment with the gas-mask wearing soilmen that are going to try disinfect her soiled p*u*s*s*y you cursed bush animal came out from. The location of her appointment? . . . .taught you wouldn't ask . . . . it's the dumping site near your poverty street! Where else would you want it to be? A thrash like her can't be tolerated anywhere else!

Now your papa. Only an insane rapist like you FATHER can rape a soiled stinky core of your momma to produce a nokia 3310 mobile armed robber like you.

Tell your Father that I know the secret he's bn keeping from you and your sibblings. I know your last two sibblings are a product of a whoring escapade between your whoring momma and your fat bellied landlord!

Still chilling for your parents dirty ass. Wish I can see you physically and show you the silly thug part of me.

@ Pastor sly.

Thanks 4 your "prayers", I hope you are not sly.

@ Hazel eyed.

Don't tell me you've 4gotten mcube so soon. She was (is) my first love after Oreofemi on Nairaland . Believe me, nobody can take our friendship pact away. Your trouble gives me wet dream pal

@ sylvao2000

@sellyboy, Hey what do you take me for? l guess your insult is enough.

Well l still have some words for you, but before l do just that one question please,
Did your parents have any children that lived?

You piece of human excrement, a slowpoke, retard, and jerk wad.

Had your father used a condom.I would not have had the pain of bearing you on the Planet. Your kind of insects are found in Sinner's graves

Note:
Heritage is certainly not evil - I'm proud enough of my ethnic
identities, and enjoy those of others, but I agree with Carruthers that
heritage is not history, and we must be vigilant to maintain the
distinction and to show it to others. With this l am 100% sure your father is to blame

Think about that if you can be wise for a second

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wassup fool ? It's a pity you can't actually spell s-i-l-l-y despite seeing it everyday of your poverty stricken miserable life. It took you so long to bring your game on, perhaps you couldn't get to steal the hundred naira your momma have bn saving all her whoring life.

You did a nasty job copying that rubish from somewhere. what's the correlation between the heritage nonsense and my handsome rich dad? Boy you must be damn stupid and lazy intellectually. I wouldn't expect much from you since you are a junk product of an expired semen and rotten egg your old sick parents fused together on their bamboo bed!

Tell your momma and papa that they are idiots for not aborting you fool with pottash and a three day old cow urine! Had they done that, your miserable sibblings would have gotten a proper education.

Thanks for shifting the gear assh*ole, I'll still need some more time with your momma's decayed p*u*s*s*y. You know I'll have exhaust a truck load of insecticide into her for that "yansh" to near average.

@oyb

Yeah, I believe he's taking advantage of me too because he knows I wouldn't like to "burn his cable". He's use to "forming" and fronting about stuffs he's not. I was made to understand that he even claimed my family sometimes back (am not sure of that oo, someone told me that) Thanks, I guess I'll have to come up with something.

@UNLEASHED

Thanks pal. I quite understand your view and perhaps your annoyance

@ blackmamba

All your effort not to hurt your boy makes me wonder if you guys are f*cking?

I just have a question for you. . . .have you ever considered what your actions would do to someone you been with for years without nursing an intention to fu*ck em?

@mcube.

Dear, am good oo but believe me, I could do better by going for my vacation soon! We are close to our end of year and 12 branches are under me! . . . .know what that means?

Don't abscond on me again, please!

Why? At least you should have holla @ your sillyboy

Believe me, I can handle his paper cut-dirty anus of his ass! . Sorry about the dirty language.

So what's down? Wish I could create a thread for your eyes only!

@ mcube.

Ohhhh my Gad!!! am so happy to read from you. *hugs mcube dearly* Where have you been? Had I have your phone number, I would have surely asked after you by calling your pretty face! Wassup babe? Am so glad you are back! You just left my black ass here like that .

Yeah, let our love begin again!

Silly doesn't fall but can only be challenged. Well, I'll take it you are just trying to be funny. I never said I owned the house. . . . but I'm payinig for the rented apartment.

Thanks for nothing pal

HOW YOU FELL . . . .

I never fell.

My eyes, voice, skin, nails, brain and definately my dick! Am not saying I go 1 million rounds of sex oooo, it's just that my dick is pretty

I respect professional career ladies. God fearing, neat, eloquent and articulate. Self confidence is also essential. Ladies that respect their parents, caring and sexual (no be ashawo kind of oooo). Ladies with good sense of humour. Lastly, I love ladies that are a little weird and stubborn.

@ Sylvao2000

@sellyboy ooh another laugh again hahahahahahahahahahaha l am rolling on the floor let some one come and save me ooh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you have come again you none dey tire and shame everyone keep accusing you please change and be wise look for something good to do with your God giving time OK.

l have a very good advice for you :::::::::::::; please just park your load and leave this forum this is NOT for low people like you. l will introduce you to a very good low forum for primary school students l need you go there, but if only you promise me to be nice and will not talk about sex there, l promise you will be a chapion there.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l can't stop ooooooooooooooh

You are just being plain stupid and you are so stupid you can't realise that! Imagine you are rolling on the floor and calling for help. . . . . you must be a leper.

You call me a low class when in real life the only tea you and your entire lineage have ever tasted is poverty. You can't even construct a good sentence. My guess is that you work at a cybercafe.

I won't give you what you want, which is just a cheap publicity! If you have never gotten attention and love your entire life you don't have to go about it this way. Just make sure you go to a proper school and be responsible and everyone around you will just accept you.

You should have been aborted while you were still in the belly. You are just one hell of nuisance and nincompoop.

Bring it on and am waiting for you. We could shift the gear a little bit and be more nasty. Guess you'll have to see the real reason am proud to be a sillyboy. Mo'erfu'ker

@ Godslead.

My babe caught him with one of his chicks in the sitting room in a "splocthy" position and she complained lightly. She's got her copy of the keys and just walked in.

@ Nicklee.

Though you rammed into my thread, it doesn't stop me from trying to say something that might help to you. You used the word lov[b]ed[/b], and I take it that you don't feel that for her anymore. I'll suggest you don't take her back. She could dump you like she did before if she meets someone better later.

@ Salsera.

It's not that my babe doesn't know what's going on. It's just that I feel she wants a very strong cogent reason to act before she does. That's just her type of being. She's been complaining quite alright. I've tried to talk to him, it's just that he claims to be all that he not to the girls and he needs to cover up. The annoying thing about it is that he works with a financial firm too, he just waste his pay on this ladies and wouldn't just do what he's suppose to do.

@ aik.mamah

Well am so sorry to tell you that thatsaying doesn't apply to everyone. It could apply to you but definately not me. He's my friend and he's got so much flaws, but please do realise that the devil himself has he's good side. It's just that I believe there should be a way out of this challenge other than stopping our friendship which has been so long. Thanks all the same.

@ sylvao2000

I've not been away at all. Perhaps you are beginning to go blind little by little.

Well, to answer your question, my apartment is a two bedroom en-suite apartment. If you ask me, I think it's in order for me. I know you've made us understand that you stay in a three bedroom apartment and you don't mind your friend bringing in ladies. Sylvao. . . .I think you and your friend contributed money together to rent that apartment! Otherwise you would feel me.

I take work home almost every weekend except if I have to party on a Friday. Saturdays I love to see Chelsea whip people's ass (and that's the time the nasty girls like to see a home video!) The other room is not furnished at all and that's why he get to use my room.

It's not that he shouldn't bring a woman, it just that he brings in nasty girl[b]s[/b] all the time! He make them believe all is he's and the girls now like to do whatever they like.

I must say something about my girlfriend here because questions has been raised about her. She owns her apartment and stay alone too. Her pattern of work is almost same as mine. We spend most of our weekdays together after work and she goes for her ICAN classes at weekends. I respect her so much and I'm "down" with her because of her career focus.


Sylvao, I know am silly but believe me you are a fool dumb ass!

@elizyous

My dear, please think hard very well. It's not wrong to marry someonle older, but something is not right somewhere! The bad thing about it is that I feel people who know what this stuff is are not telling you anything.

Okay, I believe this is a possible way out. Just make sure all the people you think will oppose to you marrying him know that you have a serious relationship going on with him! they will definately raise hell, but they might just come out with what they've been hiding. Moreover, your man's action to the commotion will go a long way to tell you what he is made of.

It's good to know that he still respect you. I want you to know that verility is not the same thing as fertility. Now, do you mean that his fertilty was confirmed at a hospital? If yes, then that's so good to hear.

The issue of the ex's pride is absolutely something else. You can't just believe his side of the story alone. At times people give excuses for their inadequacy you know. I'm not against him as I said earlier on, I just want you to be sure that he's not trying to play smart with you.

You know what elders say about seeing something a child cant see while on a tree and the elder seeing it while sitting down? I just keep believing something is wrong somewhere. I don't want your parents to say something like: "we warned you then" to you.

Be good and be honest to yourself. Use your head and not your heart in this particular issue.

why are you using different handles?

@ godslead.

Thanks for the help. Pertaining to my babe, I try as much as possible to make sure she doesn't know about what's going on. If she get to know she definately going to blow the roof on my friend. She doesn't really like the guy and that will give her a good reason to hammer in the final nail on him. Though she caught him once and complained

Yeah am not denying the fact that am silly but believe me am as serious as circumstances around me presents itself.

This story is very true and am not trying to get attention what-so-ever from it. It's just that I want to be very carefull in the way I deal with my friend.

It's not that I can't "tackle" him, I just don't want to make him feel bad. I could be so blunt and that could hurt him.

@godslead

You can tell me what you have on your mind. It's just that I want ladies to really explain why his ladies are so dumb! but I guess the first response did just that.

@ Poster.

Considering the fact that you gus have been seeing each other for 4 years now, I'd say it's been quite long.

But the questions keep coming up

-Their childlessness for twelve years, was is intentional? As in, was it as a result of family planning?

-What are the personality problems he had with his ex? we need to be very carefull and detailed about what really happened between them. this will help a lot in having an idea of what it's going to be like if you get married to him.

- If he is in his late forty's now, and you guys have been going out for like 4 years, then, that strongly suggest that there was a period he was alone or with someone else. Except if he married in his early thirties. If there was a lady before you after his marriage collapsed, then what happened between himself and the lady? And if there isn't a lady, then, was he just keeping to himself?

My dear, am just trying to use logics and reasoning in trying to analyse and really know what is it with this guy since you said you've prayed about it and you are still confused. And believe me, we need to ask questions and answer them as honest as possible.

I strongly believe there is something he is hiding from you. It could be something(s) about his personality or his biological being! Please don't be surprise. Please answer the questions above and we continue from there.

There is nothing wrong in getting married to an older person, but make sure he is not hiding anything from you that could jeopardise your future fufillment.

Nobody if it's the love I think you are talking about . But I like several people on Nairaland

@ Hazel.

Yeah yeah! . . . you can bet on that. I don't loose friends like that except girlfriends with "strings" attached!

I saw a topic relating to something that has been disturbing me for a while now at the Dating Zone. So I decided to bring it up.

I have a friend that brings his lovers to my crib almost every weekends. This get to disturb my privacy a lot. The work I get to take home on weekends suffer so as many other things including the visits of my real Gf.

Almost all the ladies he (my friend) brings to my house are so insensitive and mannerless! the most annoying thing about all this is that my friend keep telling them he owns the apartment. And the ladies believe him! They just do all they like and at time treat me as if am disturbing them by living with their bf. They mess up my house

Am not saying he shouldn't bring his ladies to my house, but I just want to tell him to caution his ladies without getting hurt. I don't want him to feel am being like proud to him and making feel inferior to me.

To the guys.
How do I communicate this to him without hurting his pride? You know we've been together for years. I feel I've got no reason to talk to his girls personally.

To the ladies.

Why are some ladies so dumb that they can't even recognise white lies? though I don't hang my pictures on walls (Infact I really don't like pictures), but everything that proves that I own the crib is allaround the house. The cards with my name on it. My room and livingroom shows clearly who owns it, yet they believe him. And they keep looking at me as if am one parasite living on their bf.